The rumored Chen Qianqian side story

Ye Cuican is not a leftover girl either.

She was just a beautiful woman who got married and divorced in a flash at the age of 29.

After completing the divorce procedures at the Civil Affairs Bureau, she had a rich breakup meal with her ex-husband and said her blessings. She turned around and waved her little hand, and walked calmly and peacefully to the park beside her.

ha--

Sitting on a bench by the lake in the park, she let out a long sigh, full of sighs.

It's been a really enriching year.

After [-] months, blind dates on New Year's Day, certificates on Arbor Day, and certificates on Christmas, one red book, one green... no, it's still a red book--

She actually didn't quite understand why the divorce certificate couldn't be changed in color to show something different?

Before the official divorce, she was worried that she would no longer be able to face up to these festivals that symbolize new life, but now she is only relieved and relaxed--

She, sister S Ye Cuican, is free again.

You don't have to worry about eating three meals a day that seem boring because you hold your mobile phone to eat.

Don't complain anymore about having one more person in the house and messing up the rhythm, less cleanliness, and more stinky socks.

No need to think about it anymore, how do men only wash dishes and not pots, and why they can never find a remote control that uses their head as a fulcrum and is out of the palm of their hand.

Even, there is no need to pretend to be a peak when resonating, and to pretend to be shy when asked whether it is good or not to avoid questions.

Being a virtuous and good woman is really not suitable for her.

Be yourself... This is something that many women want to do but dare not do.

Ye Cuican did it.

Easily.

So, she really felt good, felt great.

Only one thing... She didn't think it was good enough.

That was the trigger for the divorce.

It's because--

Where there is her, there is no signal!

Think of her, Ye Cuican, who grew up so big and never won the first place, but accidentally broke a record in the Civil Affairs Bureau--

Became the first woman to be divorced because of signaling.

This... can be recorded in history?

With a long sigh, Ye Cuican looked up at the sky, trying to see a bird from the sky, even if it was just one.

It's a pity that there are no birds in winter in the north.

The thoughts of not seeing the bird fluttered, drifting to three months ago.

It was a crisp autumn afternoon, Ye Cuican was walking on the road after get off work, thinking about watching a movie with her Internet celebrity husband at night, and then having some sweetness.

Maybe it was because she thought too beautifully and was envied by God, she was humming a little tune and shaking her head while walking, when suddenly a catastrophe flew from the sky--

A sticky lump of unknown origin hit her, and by coincidence, it hit her shaking right earlobe.

She subconsciously looked around.

Well, there are no tall buildings around, so it shouldn't be high-altitude garbage or saliva, very good.

She looked up at the sky again, and in an instant, countless messy wool appeared above her head--

She used her 29 eyesight, which she had maintained for 2.0 years because she didn't like reading, to see a flock of wild geese flying southward in neat formations, and the bird in the lead seemed to glance at her!

With a shy and arrogant face.

After being dazed for 18 seconds, the lobular bright cells in his brain began to roar:

She, Ye Cuican, was in full bloom, shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods, the 1% beauty in the upper reaches, Ye Cuican, was hit by bird droppings in such a beautiful season!

After two seconds of petrification, she quickly took out a wet wipe from her bag, and wiped her ears with disgust and chills.

After wiping, although she still felt overwhelmed, she still endured the nausea and contorted face, opened the tissue, and took a look--

Very good, like ink, true black.

I heard that the smell of excrement is difficult to wash off, so she struggled and held her breath again, and took a quick sniff--

Ok?

fragrance?

Could it be that his brain has been smashed into a fool, and he can smell the fragrance from the shit?

No, it's not the brain that was smashed, the ear cells can affect the brain and nose?

With a big brain hole, she let go of her breath in disbelief, and this time she really smelled it.

Hi!It's really fragrant!

Still a touch of sweet-scented osmanthus!

The big eyes with colored contact lenses blinked twice, and then blinked twice again. She, who majored in geography at the university, couldn't help asking herself biological questions:

Could it be that the birds have mutated these years, and the shit they poop in order to survive has become more fragrant?

Uh, what are you thinking!

Realizing that she was thinking wildly again, she shook her head violently, trying to shake the water out, and then walked home at a faster pace.

She needs a bath to wash away the bad luck.

When she got home, she opened the door lightly, changed her shoes, and when she passed by her husband's study room that had been converted into a studio, she tiptoed back to the bedroom.

Turn on the bathtub water, adjust the temperature, and then touch the earlobe and look in the mirror--

Ga.

She was stunned.

What the hell is that black dot on her pink earlobe?

She stretched out her hand and pinched the black spot vigorously, then put it on the tip of her nose and smelled it, um, the osmanthus-scented bird droppings are right!

Could it be that this mutated bird feces not only has a fragrance, but also has its own dyeing function?

She hurriedly squeezed out facial cleanser and carefully washed her ears... Well, it didn't work.

No!letter!evil!

She rummaged through the box and cabinet, tried all the cleaners, white vinegar, baking soda, and toothpaste in the house, but it still didn't work.

All!No!use!

After realizing this fact, she let out a long breath, Xiao Fen beat her chest with her fists, and resigned herself to wading into the bathtub—

Deceive yourself and tell yourself that maybe a lot of bubbles will help!

She turned sideways, soaked half of her ears in the water, and began to think about things to divert her attention.

Today is the day for my husband to record the video, and it should be over in two hours. After taking a shower, she can order a rich takeaway, then choose a paid movie, prepare snacks and red wine, and watch a romantic and sweet movie together. .

Then... hey, let's explore the long-lost world together.

She and her husband Li Fangmi met on a blind date, and the other party also studied science, but not geography, but physics.

There is another very important difference, that is, he is a top student and she is a scumbag.

After graduating from graduate school, the husband of a bully student joined a scientific research institution. Because of his hobbies, he used his spare time to open a knowledge channel about the mysteries of the universe. He accidentally became a well-known UP host, so he quit his poor job and concentrated on becoming a knowledge internet celebrity.

She was a scumbag at the cost of being transferred to a partial major, and got an undergraduate degree from a prestigious school. After graduation, because she didn't want to continue working, she unfilially searched for her parents' money and opened a tall coffee bookstore not far from home.

The coffee shop is located on a bustling street, surrounded by shopping malls, schools, office buildings, and a comprehensive civic center serving the people. The Civil Affairs Bureau is also inside, so it is very convenient to enter and exit.

Although the books are only used to decorate the shop, they bear the name of the bookstore to some extent and attract many elegant patrons, young and old.

She considers herself a very shallow and monotonous person, so when she first saw Li Fangmi, she was attracted by his rich knowledge and humorous words, and also liked his name, Li Fangmi, cubic meter, so easy to remember.

Li Fangmi is 5 years older than her, and was forced by her family to go on a blind date. Although Ye Cuican is shallow and monotonous on the inside, she is quite beautiful and attractive on the outside.

So the two of them were attracted by each other's interior, and the other was attracted by each other's appearance. They knew each other for three months, and on a certain day when they were dating, they got their marriage certificate on a whim.

That day was Arbor Day, and her knowledgeable ex-husband told her that long, long ago, the ancients liked to plant willows in March, hoping that the willows would become shade in the future.

Although she later found out that the ancients did not like to plant willows in March, but planted willows on Qingming Festival...but she didn't want to associate her marriage with Qingming Festival, so she chose to ignore it.

After they got married, they lived in this large flat that Ye Cuican's parents bought. Although Li Fangmi's own apartment is not bad, it is very close to her coffee shop, within walking distance.

Just as she was lost in thought, she suddenly heard her husband muttering impatiently from outside, she hurriedly got up, wiped off the water and walked out wearing a bathrobe:

"What's wrong with my husband?"

Li Fangmi was holding up his notebook and gesticulating near the window of the living room, "The video has been recorded, but it still can't be uploaded. Is the network at home disconnected?"

Hearing this, Ye Cuican walked towards the study, "I'll take a look, if you're in a hurry, upload it with your phone first."

"Tried the mobile phone, but it didn't work"

Ye Cuican checked the wireless router, unplugged all the sockets, and plugged them in again to make sure they were not loose. The signal lights were normal, but there was no signal.

She took out her mobile phone and wanted to call the network service provider, but when she saw the triangle exclamation mark on the upper right, she froze--

Hey, her mobile phone has no signal, and it's the kind that doesn't have 6G or WIFI.

Can't help but wonder--

The location of her house is so luxurious, and it's still on the top floor. If anyone's house doesn't have a signal, it doesn't mean that her house doesn't have it!