first marshal of the universe

When Jian Chu took Jian Jian to visit the presidential palace, he told him about his life experiences in these years.The more I listen to the simple, the more I feel congested.

"You wear it to go to the best school, and I wear it to work every day." Simple said, "Character is conserved, brother, you sucked away my character."

Jian Chu laughed, and suddenly pulled Jian Yi: "I'll tell you something embarrassing, to make you happy."

Jian Jian leaned over: "Say it quickly."

Jian Chu inspected the surrounding area, and whispered in Jian Jian's ear, "Your two nephews, twins, cannot have children!"

Jian Jian was speechless: "Nonsense! Men give birth to hairy children!"

Jane Chu: "..."

simple:"……"

The two men who gave birth to a child looked at each other.

"That's not what I meant." Jian Chu said, "What is born of a donkey and a horse?"

"...a mule."

"Can mules have babies?"

Jian Jian was stunned: "Eh... yes, I heard that President... Ron's genes are not quite the same as human beings."

Jane nodded at the beginning.

Jian Jian recalled the knowledge of biology in junior high school: "Is this called interspecies isolation?"

Jane nodded again.

Simply pondered for a while: "So, Beibei..."

The two looked at each other and touched noses.

Before dinner, the twin nephews came home.When Jian Jian heard Rudolph's report, he suddenly fell silent: "How old are they?"

Jian Chu thought about it for a moment, and fell silent: "The [-]th birthday will be next month..."

Simply wiped off his sweat: "Fortunately, there is a separation between species, otherwise I would probably be from the grandpa's generation now."

Beibei was sitting on the high chair next to her, with her hands supporting the stool, her legs swaying in the air, and she asked doubtfully, "What is the isolation between species?"

It's not easy for Jian to tell him about the birth of a mule: "Ask your uncle." Beibei blinked at his uncle, but Jian Chu couldn't answer, "Ha ha" smirked.

Jian Jian despised him very much: "I have lived in the belly of a pig for more than 100 years."

Ron came out with the food from the kitchen, put it on the table, glanced at Jian Jian, who immediately felt pressured, closed his mouth, and waited for Ron to go to the kitchen to wash his hands before he dared to speak: "He treats you like a treasure, I dare not speak anymore."

Jian Chu smiled: "You only know what sweet talk is when you listen to him talk about love."

Simple's hairs stood on end, and he made a movement of rubbing his arms.

While they were talking, two young men walked in from the outside. They did look exactly the same, but their attire was very different.The one on the left wears earrings and rock singer clothes, and the one on the right wears gold-rimmed glasses and holds a book.

Oh, here come two mules.

Jian Jian wondered if he, as an uncle, should give a red envelope, but he was poor.Simple pulled Beibei to stand up embarrassingly, and the two young people stopped suddenly, looking at the extra people in the restaurant in surprise.

Jian Chu was also a little embarrassed: "Ayi, let me introduce you, they are my sons, the one on the left is called Jian Da, and the one on the right is called Jian Er."

I won't mention the surname Jane, these two names are enough: "Jian Da, Jian Er?"

"You know, I'm named useless, and Ron refuses to help." Seeing the two sons blushing, Jian Chu felt even more embarrassed, "Don't be so obvious."

Simple said depressedly: "I know, but you see, I am Jane 'one'."

Jian Chu was dumbfounded: "Me too." Isn't Chu just one?

Jian Da couldn't take it anymore: "Dad, so who is he?"

"Your uncle." Ron took off his apron and came out, sat on the head, "Uncle."

Jian Da looked at him with a "fucking" look on his face: "You can scream if you want?"

Jian Jian was a little surprised, he thought that the two nephews would be very afraid of Ron.The tone of the President's order was very cold.Anyway, Beibei didn't dare to play with Ron.

Jian Er looked polite, but she also ignored her father directly: "Father, Jian Da and I are not clear about the situation, can you explain it in detail?"

After Jian Chu finished talking about the two brothers, Jian Er nodded and obediently called her uncle.

Therefore, people are visual animals. Simply looking at the twins, there is no way to connect them with a hundred-year-old man. It is quite natural to accept it.

"Uncle...Uncle." Jian Da was a little awkward.

Simply patted Beibei: "Call me brother, Beibei."

Beibei grabbed Ji Ji's arm and said vigilantly, "This is my father."

Janda looked at Beibei with disdain, and Beibei was extremely nervous.Jian Jian couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't know why Bei Bei was so sensitive all of a sudden: "Honey, they are uncle's children, your cousin."

Beibei thought for a while: "I have brother Caesar."

Jian Da suddenly exploded: "Baby boy, you think I'm going to be your brother." Jian Er quickly grabbed Jian Da's cheek: "Big cousin is playing with you, Beibei, don't be afraid."

Beibei held her baby fat face with both hands and laughed at Janda.Jian Da was furious: "Woooooooooooo!"

Simply patted Beibei: "What are you doing, call me brother."

Beibei rolled her eyes, covered her belly and said, "Daddy, I'm hungry."

Jian Chu hurriedly said: "Let's have dinner there, you two stop fighting."

Jian Jian grabbed Bei Bei lightly, leaned into his ear and said, "You're not good today, go back and sleep alone." The corners of Bei Bei's mouth collapsed, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the uncle who was busy greeting him, revealing two dimples: "Dad Don't sleep with me, I'm afraid."

Simply reacted: This is to sue my uncle!

Little Fox!

Simply glared at Beibei.This is a sickness, and you've got it right?

But Jian Jian looked at the child's big black and white eyes rolling around, so he couldn't blame him.It is said that a loving "mother" loses her son, and Jian Jian is a little worried.

Jian Er pulled Jian Da to sit down, and Jian Chu whispered a few words to Jian Da, but Jian Chu's temper could not say anything serious, it was not as useful as Ron's eyes.Janda seemed to be used to it, sitting there lazily without skin or face.

Looks like a bad example.Simplicity is even more worrying.

Jian Chu cleared her throat in embarrassment: "Ayi, let's eat, don't let Beibei starve."

Ron nodded, took some food and put it on the small plate in front of Beibei.Beibei happily took a bite, and the family started dinner. It was the first time that Beibei ate so many dishes, and it was delicious. His mouth was very busy.Because of Jian Chu, they all use chopsticks.

"Dad, can we eat fish next time?" Beibei's mouth bulged.

Simply wiped the oil on his face: "We are all eating from your uncle now, ask your uncle."

Looking at Beibei at the beginning, Jian remembered her own children when they were young: "Beibei can tell uncle what he wants to eat. Ah Yi, haven't you found Beibei's kindergarten yet?"

Jian Jian nodded: "Brother, please, I will go find a job tomorrow."

"No, go to school first." Jian Chu said, "Just go to my school and choose a subject you like. I can't let you go to work in any bar anymore."

Jian Jian glanced at Ron, not knowing what Brother Fu meant.Ron said: "Listen to your brother, live here first, Jian Chu is a teacher at the Royal Military Academy."

Simply touched Beibei's hairy little head.There is nothing to thank my brother, he doesn't know what to say.Beibei didn't understand what Dad was thinking, looked at Dad, and held a piece of chicken to Dad's mouth.Jian Jian ate it in one bite, and kissed Bei Bei regardless of Bei Bei's resistance. There was an oily mark on Bei Bei's pink and tender face. He was unhappy, so Jian Jian laughed and wiped it off for him.

Jian Da was even more disdainful: "That's the way the bear is." Jian You glanced at him lightly, and ate gracefully.

Jian Chu was sitting next to Jian Da, and when he heard what he said, he picked up the chicken with chopsticks with a smile: "Come on baby~"

The chicken was placed under Jian Da's nose, and the aroma rushed to Jian Da's nose.Janda leaned back: "Dad, what are you doing?"

Jian Chu smiled: "Try your father's craftsmanship."

Jian Da said with a stinky face, "Got it, I can eat it myself."

Jian Chu held up the chicken and passed it in a bit, and it was almost on Jian Da's mouth. Jian Da was about to fall off the stool, and stared at the twin brother: You are dead!

Jian You swallowed the food in her mouth calmly, and when she saw Ron's eyes drifting over, she lowered her head and smiled.

Jian Da had no choice but to eat Jian Chu's food with a bad face.Jian Jianjiong exchanged a look with his elder brother in a spirited way: an older middle school sophomore, and an overage dad.

Suddenly Beibei put down her chopsticks, glanced at the window, and moved the tip of her nose.

Simple doubts asked: "What's wrong?"

Beibei shook his head and continued to eat.

Father, this is already my territory, just squat there quietly~(≧▽≦)/

On the wall of the Presidential Palace, a big fox squatted lonely on it, with its big white tail hanging behind it, motionless, looking through the window glass at the happy family below.

The author has something to say: Marshal is very pitiful