The Philosopher's Dandy Dream

Before Liu Shenyan rolled off to the university, he felt that he must have been lucky. The students admitted to the university obviously filled in Chinese language and literature.In the end, he was admitted to the philosophy major. Although he stepped on the line, he was a 211 anyway, right?But later, he found that he was thinking too much, and philosophy is a place where neurosis gathers.If he was given another chance, he wouldn't use the mouse to mark an obedience deployment if he was killed.If Shenyan found this problem at the beginning of school, he could pack up and go home and repeat the study to be a good person, but if there is no such thing, when Liu Shenyan realized this problem, Shenyan had already studied it for many years.

Before Liu Shenyan went to college, he fantasized about having girls, ancient scrolls, red sleeves, and classical Chinese texts in his arms.

The reality is that every day Marx, Engels, Kant, Bacon, a group of immortals force you to jump off the building

There is a saying in the industry that if a woman learns philosophy, either philosophy will destroy the woman, or the woman will destroy philosophy.If Liu Shenyan knew this sentence early, he probably wouldn't have majored in philosophy.

After many years of nurturing, Liu Shenyan deeply realized that not only a woman should not study philosophy, but neither should a normal man. If a normal man studies philosophy, philosophy will definitely ruin him.

Talk about metaphysics, talk about language turn, everything is nothingness.

Many masters talk about what they can do after studying philosophy, but in Liu Shenyan's view, it's all nonsense.

After studying philosophy, Liu Shenyan has almost no faith anymore.

Liu Shenyan even felt that apart from himself, there seemed to be nothing worth believing in in this world.

But this kind of severe secondary disease can't change the reality that Shen Yan is a poor guy.

Not being able to find a job is a reality for all.

But living is the primary purpose of a person's existence.

Fortunately, a poor three-generation liberal arts student can write two characters, and it is not difficult to make a living in the society. With a monthly salary of four to five thousand, there are four or five thousand ways to live, and one or two thousand to one or two thousand. They are all here to suffer Well, nothing more to say.

After solving the basic needs of living, Liu Shenyan has a question that has troubled him for a long time. Why do people live?

Although this question is very simple, Mr. Philosophy said that this question is the basic question of philosophy.

About this question.

The simple answer is: live to live.

The pretentious answer is: save xxx.

Too bad the world doesn't need that many avatars.

Liu Shenyan thought about it many times, and almost broke all the hairs, and he didn't think about why he was alive.

In fact, in this world, most people live without understanding, and die without understanding, and they will end up self-satisfied with self-deprecation. It is rare to be confused.

Liu Shenyan thought about it, it is not easy to be a human being, it is enough to worry about his own three meals.Philosophy is originally an aristocratic subject, and it is simply a problem that a fool like myself thinks about.

Perhaps, being alive is a question that is not worth thinking about. To be alive is to be alive, and why you want what you want.

Then again, there are actually no people who live for something in this world, but there are two kinds of people who die with emotion, one is to die with satisfaction and the other is to die with regret.But to be satisfied and regretful, there must be pursuit, to put it bluntly, desire.

But, what should a person who has no desire do?

Shen Yan didn't know how to answer.

Special certificate?

The reality is that only amateurs need to be verified.

A goddess with good looks?

Appearances are fake.

success?

Getting promoted and raising salary, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life, that's nothing more than dickish lust.

No desire?

Liu Shenyan felt that it would be nonsense to say that he didn't have any desires, but saying that he had any desires would make him struggle, and it felt far away from him.Desires are too extravagant. Liu Shenyan's desires have long since been wiped clean by philosophy.

It may be important to make money and get ahead, but they all have to die. As for death, it's nothing, everyone is going to die.

Although I don't want to admit it, I am indeed a boring person, and I feel that everything is meaningless.If a person doesn't care about emotions, honor, material things, responsibilities, life and death, then for him, this world is not scary at all, because he has nothing to care about.Of course, at that time, people were like walking corpses, living mechanically.

……

From a long-term perspective, they are all piles of loess, piercing the sky, and the graves are bigger.

Therefore, Keynes refused to look at the problem in the long run. He said, because in the long run, everyone is dead.

As far as most bachelors are concerned with getting married.

Liu Shenyan said that it is a matter of the next life.

The pretentious expression is, how many philosophers in history are married?

The reality is that apart from Shen Yan's low professional ability, family background, and too few girls around him, there is another main reason. Shen Yan can't figure out why he wants to get married.

Why do you want to get married?

Shen Yan has never forgotten the sentence he read back then. Marriage law is the most despicable law in the world. It makes it inevitable for some people to exploit others. When you are bleeding and sweating for ten dollars, the other person is lying on the bed But it can be divided in half.

In essence, marriage is a basis for maintaining the rule of the country, and its main purpose is to raise an offspring... Moreover, marriage is not a matter of two people, but a matter of two families. It is troublesome to think about it.

However, these unreasonable problems are not something that Shen Yan can solve. He is just a scumbag who graduated from philosophy.

He can do it.

Just don't get married.

……

According to the ancients, the most important thing in life is the four rituals.

Birth, crown, wedding, death.

Liu Shenyan felt that since he voluntarily gave up on marriage, he was already an adult, and being able to think about it meant that he had already been born, so when death came, it would be another kind of consummation.

……

But these are not important now, because Liu Shenyan is indeed dead.

There is no pain, and I don't know the so-called death.

Therefore, when Shen Yan found out that his modern self was dead in an unknown dynasty, he was inexplicably calm.

People use their own cries to announce that they have come to the world, and others use the cries of others to bid farewell to the world.

Going quietly, without pain, leaving without reason, why not a good job?

……

When someone at the side asked why the newborn baby didn't cry, Liu Shenyan yelled a few times, then closed his eyes, pretended to sleep, and felt safe being held in his arms.

In a trance, Liu Shenyan heard a gentle baritone voice, "Lady, this child will not cry after birth, so he has a Confucian style, which suits me very well, so let's call him Shenyan!"

"Speak carefully, speak carefully!"

Then, Liu Shenyan listened to a female voice constantly murmuring, the more he read, the more joyful he became, and finally wept with joy, "Husband, the Liu family has a child!"

……

Ancient.Surnamed Liu.The name is Shen Yan.

This may be a kind of fate.

……

Liu Shenyan tried to turn over. It turns out that the beginning of life is mostly with blessings.

It's just that as time goes by, many people will be poisoned by a kind of parental poison, restrained in the name of love, and choose another person's life.

People's desire to control is only limited in size, and there is no difference between strength and weakness.

……

Liu Shenyan squinted his eyes and looked around the room. The Liu family should be a family with some wealth.

A seed in Liu Shenyan's heart suddenly sprouted.

Then be a wanton dandy!

After all, life is short, isn't it?

The author has something to say:

Nervous nonsense, just watch it for fun, don't take it seriously