Bottle Evil God Raiders Manual

[-]. Teach you how to get close to male gods.

The first trick: Be sure to have teammates who will die! (Provider of the battle plan: Fatty)

The well-dressed Wu Xie lay her head sideways on the desk, causing half of her face to be pressed into a straight line, her cheeks were slightly puffed up, with fluffy soft hair, which gave off a strange cuteness.

The fat man in the same class tiptoed behind Wu Xie, thinking about how to scare Wu Xie this time.

Wu Xie's seat is by the window, even if he is lying on his stomach, he can still see the scenery downstairs.

So when a group of girls surrounded a boy wearing a blue hoodie, he straightened up instantly.

Wu Xie's sudden movement stopped the fat man's outstretched hand.

"What are you looking at, naive?"

"Fatty, look, look!"

Wu Xie was excited and kept patting the fat man's shoulders, with little force, but it might not be a matter of whether it hurts or not if he kept patting, besides, Wu Xie patted harder and harder.

The fat man moved away wittily, not far away, just enough that Wu Xie didn't notice that he slapped on the window glass.

"Snapped!"

"my hand……"

"Wu Xie, why are you going crazy so early in the morning?"

"Hahaha, are you trying to see if you know how to use iron sand palms?"

"I said play less games, no, it's silly to play."

"It hurts."

"No no no, in fact, it should be said like this now, ahem——congratulations, you have acquired a new skill, and you can't break the glass palm even if you eat hard."

"Hahaha."

"Damn it, itching to die, what are you talking about!"

Wu Xie grabbed the textbook on the table and threw it at Old Itch, who was laughing so he couldn't dodge it.

Wu Xie was shy and embarrassed. Didn't he just yell "I'm the man who is going to be the One Piece" when he fell asleep at the opening ceremony? After that, the whole school knew that he was an otaku dick, so it was necessary to make fun of him so old-fashioned?

"I said naive, what the hell did you see so excited?"

When the fat man mentioned it, Wu Xie turned his head suddenly. It's a great honor, congratulations on getting another big headache~(￣▽￣～).

"All people... male, male..."

Wu Xie covered her forehead and said in a trembling voice, but the fat man had already shifted his gaze to the entrance of the teaching building downstairs.

Then he took Wu Xie's words.

"The male god of the people!"

The class bell rang, stopping Wu Xie from running out of the door, kicked the door frame angrily, and returned to his seat.

The teacher walked into the classroom with high heels, opened the textbook and started talking.

Wu Xie spun the pen quickly on the table boredly, watching it slowly stop, then turn again, stop again, turn again, stop again, and then—hey, it was quite fun.

dong dong dong.

The knock on the door interrupted the teacher's lecture, and the principal at the door led a boy to signal the teacher to come out.

Wu Xie was completely immersed in the childish twisting of pens, and did not hear the gasp of the whole class.

Wu Xie's words on the podium were automatically translated into foreign languages ​​in Wu Xie's ears, and he couldn't understand anything in the twitter, but after hearing the pronunciation of the three characters "Zhang Qiling", he pulled his hand and pointed the carbon point straight to the side shoot.

"Ah! What are you doing!"

The classmate who was hit rubbed his thigh and called out to Wu Xie.

As soon as the movement came out, the whole class focused on Wu Xie, and then looked at the classmate who was rubbing his legs, with an expression we understood.

"Naive, it's time for class." The fat man in the back row reminded in a low voice.

"know."

"I know you still touch people's thighs, why didn't you see that you still have this hobby before?"

"Feel your sister's thigh, who touched it."

"Ahem, classmate Wu Xie, this is class, if you have anything to whisper, you can talk slowly after class."

"Sorry, teacher."

"Alright, since everyone has met new classmates, Zhang Qiling, please sit in the vacant seat for the time being and wait until no one in the class is absent."

"kindness."

Wu Xie was still fighting with the fat man in a low voice, and didn't listen to what the teacher said, until the sound of pulling a chair sounded beside him and the fat man turned his head to look to the side when he saw Jin Zi's expression on his face.

The pale skin is slightly feminine, but it will not affect her clear temperament. The smooth black hair is long enough to slightly cover the calm eyes, and the perfectly shaped lips are pursed.

Don't approach strangers.

Wu Xie looked at it and came to a conclusion.

"Xiao Tianzhen, you have returned to your soul."

Fatty Wang pulled Wu Xie's back collar, pulling Wu Xie back to his senses.

Taking the book, turning it to [-] degrees, and burying his head in it, Wu Xie made this movement in one go, he wanted to cover his blushing face.

Zhang Qiling next to him tilted his head to look at Wu Xie, stared at Wu Xie for a few seconds, and then turned his head to the teacher on the stage.

At this time, Wu Xie was being captured by [Fuck!God himself! 】This sentence flashed across the screen in his mind, while Zhang Qiling took notes quietly, but Fatty Wang, who was sitting in the back row, saw a girl in the other group put away her phone without a trace, with an unknown smile on her lips.

After school, Wu Xie dragged the fat man on a wild ride, and the wind blew up Zhang Qiling's temple hair. Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie's running back with some doubts.

After running to another corridor, Wu Xie looked at Fatty Wang seriously.

"Fatty, just slap me if you're a brother. Don't worry, I did it voluntarily. I don't blame you."

"Naive, even if it's your voluntary fat man, I can't beat him."

"why?"

"If your third uncle sees this, I still want to see the sun tomorrow!"

"God, Zhang Qiling! Aren't you excited!"

After hearing this, the fat man looked at Wu Xie with disgust and disdain, "Look at your promise."

"Tch, it's not like you don't know that my idol is him!"

"Innocence, I'm just curious. Once you achieve ten thousand years of hanging tail car dead otaku, will you idolize a national male god like Zhang Qiling? Shouldn't it be Mr. Cang or a character in an anime?"

"Go away, what do you know?"

"Yes, yes, I don't understand, so please ask expert Wu to explain?"

"Do you know the name of this e-sports champion? It's Zhang Qiling!"

"...Naive, you will always only be a dick plus two hundred and five."

"Hey, fatty, wait for me."

In the bustling cafeteria, both Wu Xie and Fatty Wang couldn't find a seat, but luckily the two childhood sweethearts took up a seat in advance.

"This cafeteria can be compared to the vegetable market. The school can spend some money to expand and expand."

"You pay?"

Xie Yuchen squeezed his chopsticks and smiled: "Xiaoxie, if you are willing to learn opera with me, I can consider contributing."

Wu Xie looked up at Xie Yuchen who was opposite, with a gentle smile on her feminine face, but she knew the other party's details, so she said mercilessly: "Wearing Huadan's clothes like you, babbling and twisting on the stage? "

"Pfft." The fat man laughed unceremoniously.

Xie Yuchen didn't mind, so he naturally didn't change his face: "That also requires capital."

The fat man continued: "My family is innocent, fresh and refined, a young gentleman, a weak official who is out of water, a lotus, and a weak official. In one word, you are beautiful."

Wu Xie stuffed the pumpkin pie directly into the fat man's mouth, "Let's eat your meal."

"Can sit like this."

"Uh-huh."

Wu Xie carelessly answered the person standing next to him, but after the dinner plate was placed on the table and the surrounding area was quiet, he felt something was wrong, did he all eat the dumb medicine?

Wait, this breath.

Turning his head, he saw Zhang Qiling's side face as expected.

Wu Xie felt that he couldn't finish the meal.

Fatty Wang glanced around, he smiled when he saw something, and moved towards Wu Xie without a trace.

"Fatty, what are you squeezing!"

"Fatty, I'm about to fall, can't you bear it if you're naive?"

Looking at the fat man's figure, Wu Xie thought it was right.

But Wu Xie, who was sitting between Zhang Qiling and Fatty Wang, was so squeezed that he couldn't move his hands. Wu Xie felt the veins on his forehead throbbing.

It's crowded with other people's little brother!Fatty, didn't you see Zhang Qiling looking this way?

"Fatty!" Wu Xie yelled at Fatty Wang in a low voice.

"Huh? Naive, do you want to eat chicken wings?"

"What am I..."

Zhang Qiling looked at the Coca-Cola Chicken Wings stuffed in by the chef on the plate, and said to Wu Xie, "I have it, do you want it?"

"!"

"!"

"!"

Fatty smiled triumphantly and looked at the flashing lights over there, he had something to show off.

But Wu Xie, Huo Xiuxiu, and Xie Yuchen were all frightened by Zhang Qiling, Huo Xie was only slightly surprised, but Wu Xie was already stunned.

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with blank eyes, then opened his mouth and stared at himself, nodded, and picked up the chicken wings.

"Ahhh-"

There was a sudden, muffled scream from the crowd, followed by the sound of many shutters.

Brother Zhang, Good!

Fatty Wang ate with a smile.

Xie Yuchen recovered from the shock, his eyes wandered around Zhang Qiling.

The meal was almost finished, Zhang Qiling raised his head and looked back at the unfriendly gaze, the two people's eyes met, and there was an undercurrent.

Zhang Nanshen didn't understand why the other party seemed to be hostile to him, and he didn't mind. He looked at Wu Xie, still looking dumb, with a sense of cuteness. He stretched out his hands to hold his wrists, and controlled Wu Xie to squeeze them. Chicken wings crumbling in the mouth.

"eat."

Then rubbed Wu Xie's fluffy hair, while gently pressing Wu Xie's head hard.

Wu Xie's mouth was instantly filled with the smell of meat, mixed with a faint fragrance, and his foodie nature was revealed, and he began to gnaw.

Looking at it, Zhang Qiling suddenly had the illusion that the feeding was successful, shook his head, and sat on the chair in a daze.

The self-study that night caused a sensation in the whole school.

Small Theater: Brother, look over here, look over here! (Sing along: Look at the little brother on the opposite side ~ Wu Xie here...)

Wu Xie put her face against the glass and shouted in her heart, and kept patting the glass with her hands, trying to attract the male god's attention, even though the slapping sound from the glass was wrong.

Brother - don't touch my male god!

"Snapped!"

Ow! "my hand……"

Wu Xie held her painful and tingling left hand and rubbed it lightly, but she didn't see the male god downstairs raised his head.