[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch
Chapter 22: The King of Chaos is Happy to Be a Father
In the early morning of the next day, when the morning light was light and the cool breeze was blowing, Sun Wukong drove a cloud, and asked the old monk and Jiang Liuer to watch the children, so as to prevent these ignorant brats from getting excited and jumping down, sitting in chaos. While picking his feet bored—no, he was picking his fingernails. He turned into a human being, which is more real than Monkey King, because he was more like a human, only his hands and feet still looked like claws, but this time he changed to a human. White Claw, a bit awkward.
Finally, it stopped at the market center of Chang'an City.
Regarding where to send the children, Chaos means sending them outside the city, and then when there are too many people, the news will naturally spread to the city, and then the couple who lost their children will come to find their children; To cover up?According to my old grandson's temper, doing things requires a lot of fanfare and profligacy, so I simply go to the market, call everyone here, and return the child.
And Chaos wants to say: I am not doing a good thing, why should I make a big fuss?
He didn't bother to talk to the monkey. The monkey was lazy and didn't even want to wait outside the city for a while.
Along the way, there was a little girl who kept trying to hug Chaos. She was probably the oldest among the group of children, and she could already speak simple words.While tugging at the bottom of Chaos' trousers, he was still shouting: "Beautiful uncle, beautiful uncle."
Monkey King said: "Tsk, human children mature very early these days."
The little girl turned her head to look at Monkey King, her little head turned left and right: "Uncle Long Face, Uncle Long Face."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Chaos lowered his head and mouthed to the little girl, "Well said."
The result was just like what Monkey King said, when they landed in the market, the gongs, drums, and firecrackers blared at that moment—not at all, but the exclamation of people could completely match the sound of these gongs and drums. "The child is back!" "The Immortal!" "The Immortal sent the child back!"
These people know about gods and monsters from dramas. It seems that gods must be good and monsters must be bad. Since these people can send the child back, they must be good and must be gods.
Ordinary people are sometimes so innocent and innocent that gods don't ask about their origins.
There was also a woman's voice in the middle, which was the former proprietress of the theatrical troupe: "This is a fairy! I have seen him before! I read it right! I said at the time that this must be a fairy who is coming to help us! God! Have eyes so I can see clearly!"
—Obviously you don't see clearly.
For half the morning, the children went back to each house to find their mothers, only the girl who called Chaos "Beautiful Uncle", no one came to pick her up, which made people wonder.
Jiang Liu'er and the old monk were in a hurry, could it be that the girl's family had left the city during this time?I ran to ask, and one came out and said that he knew the girl.
"This child is pitiful. She was originally an orphan. When she was one year old, there was a famine in the city and her parents starved to death. She grew up eating a lot of food..."
Jiang Liu'er asked, "Uncle, why don't you want her now?"
The middle-aged man touched Jiang Liu'er's head and said to him: "Silly boy, his parents are gone, and we are all ordinary people. There is no guarantee of livelihood. Who dares to take her rashly? This is one reason, and another Is there a reason..."
"Look, wouldn't it be better if she could follow that immortal to cultivate immortality? She is a girl with no father or mother, and no one to take care of her. Now that she can follow the immortal, she will no longer be afraid of being bullied. We have to ask the immortal to accept her." Let her go!"
Jiang Liuer's face twitched, thinking that Chaos is not a god, how could he bring a child to cultivate immortality?But then I thought about what the Great Sage said that the Chaos King is a vegetarian, and it is easier for vegetarian monsters to become immortals. It may be really beneficial for the girl to follow him in the future, so she trotted all the way to ask his Chaos King: "Chaos King!" Your Majesty, this girl has no family, and everyone expects you to accept her as an apprentice."
When the people around heard it, alas, this is really a kind and good fairy!Seeing a little girl with no father, no mother, and no one to take care of her, he wanted to teach her to become a fairy!In an instant, he became the number one "immortal" who touched Chang'an, and everyone was moved to cry in an instant: "Immortal, you should accept this girl, the girl's life is miserable..."
Chaos thought that you are all kidding me... I was about to throw the brats out quickly, but you begged me to take her...
Jiang Liu'er looked at Chaos anxiously, as if Chaos could say a wrong word, and he could compare it all day.Chaos appeared serious on the surface, but he was already crazy in his heart: "Are these people sick? Are they sick? Are they sick?"
Looking back, Monkey King was still laughing at the joke: "What they said is not bad. Let's take this little girl as an apprentice. You are bored on the mountain anyway."
Jiang Liu'er turned his eyes, and he thought of a good way.
He whispered to the little girl: "Child, do you like this beautiful uncle?"
The little girl said: "I like it!"
Okay, as long as you like it, the first step has been successful, and the next second step is more difficult, but Jiang Liuer still said: "Little girl, your biological parents are in the spirit of the sky, oh, you don't understand what the spirit of the sky is, That is to say, before your biological parents left, they actually wanted to give you to a beautiful uncle as a daughter, are you happy?"
The little girl was so smart that she understood: "Happy, but why hasn't the pretty uncle come to pick me up these two years?"
What Jiang Liuer is most afraid of is that the little girl can't accept the death of her parents, and now she wants to recognize the demon as her father, but he doesn't know that before the little girl's parents died, she asked the neighbors to make it clear to her that her biological parents are gone. Whoever wants to adopt herself must accept it happily, so the little girl doesn't have much aversion to re-accepting her parents.
Jiang Liu'er gently picked up the child and walked in front of Chaos.
Chaos was puzzled.
Jiang Liu'er said, "Quick! Call Dad!"
The little girl was very powerful, her voice was clear and lovely, and she yelled at Chaos: "Daddy!"
Chaotic's slender eyebrows and eyes were as big as copper bells: "What?"
This time, Jiang Liu'er didn't need to teach her any more. The little girl staggered and hugged Chaos' legs, tears streaming down her face: "Daddy! Daddy!"
The common people nearby rejoiced: "The gods have recognized her as a daughter!"
Sun Wukong laughed at the side and knocked down: "Oh, oh, we have never had a relationship with a mother monkey and a monster, but my grandson doesn't have a baby monkey either. You are so good, Baba has a daughter hahahaha Ha ha!"
Chaos is anxious and angry, I am still a bachelor, how can I fall in love after I have a daughter?But looking at the little girl's eyes, clean and spiritual, full of hope, he suddenly remembered the little brothers who died in Yingchoujian before.
——Originally, he was going to become a so-called lonely family.
——I'm afraid it won't change now.
The author has something to say: With children and gay friends, this demon life is beautiful!
Finally, it stopped at the market center of Chang'an City.
Regarding where to send the children, Chaos means sending them outside the city, and then when there are too many people, the news will naturally spread to the city, and then the couple who lost their children will come to find their children; To cover up?According to my old grandson's temper, doing things requires a lot of fanfare and profligacy, so I simply go to the market, call everyone here, and return the child.
And Chaos wants to say: I am not doing a good thing, why should I make a big fuss?
He didn't bother to talk to the monkey. The monkey was lazy and didn't even want to wait outside the city for a while.
Along the way, there was a little girl who kept trying to hug Chaos. She was probably the oldest among the group of children, and she could already speak simple words.While tugging at the bottom of Chaos' trousers, he was still shouting: "Beautiful uncle, beautiful uncle."
Monkey King said: "Tsk, human children mature very early these days."
The little girl turned her head to look at Monkey King, her little head turned left and right: "Uncle Long Face, Uncle Long Face."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Chaos lowered his head and mouthed to the little girl, "Well said."
The result was just like what Monkey King said, when they landed in the market, the gongs, drums, and firecrackers blared at that moment—not at all, but the exclamation of people could completely match the sound of these gongs and drums. "The child is back!" "The Immortal!" "The Immortal sent the child back!"
These people know about gods and monsters from dramas. It seems that gods must be good and monsters must be bad. Since these people can send the child back, they must be good and must be gods.
Ordinary people are sometimes so innocent and innocent that gods don't ask about their origins.
There was also a woman's voice in the middle, which was the former proprietress of the theatrical troupe: "This is a fairy! I have seen him before! I read it right! I said at the time that this must be a fairy who is coming to help us! God! Have eyes so I can see clearly!"
—Obviously you don't see clearly.
For half the morning, the children went back to each house to find their mothers, only the girl who called Chaos "Beautiful Uncle", no one came to pick her up, which made people wonder.
Jiang Liu'er and the old monk were in a hurry, could it be that the girl's family had left the city during this time?I ran to ask, and one came out and said that he knew the girl.
"This child is pitiful. She was originally an orphan. When she was one year old, there was a famine in the city and her parents starved to death. She grew up eating a lot of food..."
Jiang Liu'er asked, "Uncle, why don't you want her now?"
The middle-aged man touched Jiang Liu'er's head and said to him: "Silly boy, his parents are gone, and we are all ordinary people. There is no guarantee of livelihood. Who dares to take her rashly? This is one reason, and another Is there a reason..."
"Look, wouldn't it be better if she could follow that immortal to cultivate immortality? She is a girl with no father or mother, and no one to take care of her. Now that she can follow the immortal, she will no longer be afraid of being bullied. We have to ask the immortal to accept her." Let her go!"
Jiang Liuer's face twitched, thinking that Chaos is not a god, how could he bring a child to cultivate immortality?But then I thought about what the Great Sage said that the Chaos King is a vegetarian, and it is easier for vegetarian monsters to become immortals. It may be really beneficial for the girl to follow him in the future, so she trotted all the way to ask his Chaos King: "Chaos King!" Your Majesty, this girl has no family, and everyone expects you to accept her as an apprentice."
When the people around heard it, alas, this is really a kind and good fairy!Seeing a little girl with no father, no mother, and no one to take care of her, he wanted to teach her to become a fairy!In an instant, he became the number one "immortal" who touched Chang'an, and everyone was moved to cry in an instant: "Immortal, you should accept this girl, the girl's life is miserable..."
Chaos thought that you are all kidding me... I was about to throw the brats out quickly, but you begged me to take her...
Jiang Liu'er looked at Chaos anxiously, as if Chaos could say a wrong word, and he could compare it all day.Chaos appeared serious on the surface, but he was already crazy in his heart: "Are these people sick? Are they sick? Are they sick?"
Looking back, Monkey King was still laughing at the joke: "What they said is not bad. Let's take this little girl as an apprentice. You are bored on the mountain anyway."
Jiang Liu'er turned his eyes, and he thought of a good way.
He whispered to the little girl: "Child, do you like this beautiful uncle?"
The little girl said: "I like it!"
Okay, as long as you like it, the first step has been successful, and the next second step is more difficult, but Jiang Liuer still said: "Little girl, your biological parents are in the spirit of the sky, oh, you don't understand what the spirit of the sky is, That is to say, before your biological parents left, they actually wanted to give you to a beautiful uncle as a daughter, are you happy?"
The little girl was so smart that she understood: "Happy, but why hasn't the pretty uncle come to pick me up these two years?"
What Jiang Liuer is most afraid of is that the little girl can't accept the death of her parents, and now she wants to recognize the demon as her father, but he doesn't know that before the little girl's parents died, she asked the neighbors to make it clear to her that her biological parents are gone. Whoever wants to adopt herself must accept it happily, so the little girl doesn't have much aversion to re-accepting her parents.
Jiang Liu'er gently picked up the child and walked in front of Chaos.
Chaos was puzzled.
Jiang Liu'er said, "Quick! Call Dad!"
The little girl was very powerful, her voice was clear and lovely, and she yelled at Chaos: "Daddy!"
Chaotic's slender eyebrows and eyes were as big as copper bells: "What?"
This time, Jiang Liu'er didn't need to teach her any more. The little girl staggered and hugged Chaos' legs, tears streaming down her face: "Daddy! Daddy!"
The common people nearby rejoiced: "The gods have recognized her as a daughter!"
Sun Wukong laughed at the side and knocked down: "Oh, oh, we have never had a relationship with a mother monkey and a monster, but my grandson doesn't have a baby monkey either. You are so good, Baba has a daughter hahahaha Ha ha!"
Chaos is anxious and angry, I am still a bachelor, how can I fall in love after I have a daughter?But looking at the little girl's eyes, clean and spiritual, full of hope, he suddenly remembered the little brothers who died in Yingchoujian before.
——Originally, he was going to become a so-called lonely family.
——I'm afraid it won't change now.
The author has something to say: With children and gay friends, this demon life is beautiful!
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