[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch

Chaos is going back, hurry back and let those two guys who are squatting in the small dark room stop squatting in the small dark room, and come out quickly to clean the roof.

Alas, human children are so annoying, if this attracts the king of flies, I will kill you all.

But he didn't know, when he went back, the two younger brothers who escorted Jiang Liu'er jumped up.

Chaos didn't explain why he couldn't eat Jiangliu'er, so the two younger brothers naturally didn't understand the clues. They probably thought that the king and the child had some kind of relationship overnight, such as suddenly wanting to recognize this little monk as his son or something , although it is unreliable to think about it... Monster A made up his mind: "You said, if we ate this little monk, the king must not know."

He thought his voice was very small, but how could the rough monster's voice be so small?Jiang Liu'er pricked up her ears, eavesdropping cleverly.

"Don't think about it and pay attention, the king asked us to send him down the mountain!"

"Prudish! You don't want to eat? Can't you cultivate your body and mind with the king?"

Monster B hesitated a little, and Monster A looked at Jiang Liu'er with a very obscene expression: "Little monk, I haven't eaten a child for so many years... Tsk tsk tsk I can feast on my mouth today..."

Jiang Liu'er was terrified, but he calmed down after panicking for a while, jumping up and down to grab the silly girl on the back of the monster armor, who didn't understand anything and was still giggling in her sleep.The monster roared: "Little kid, what are you doing!"

Jiang Liu'er scratched her head and said, "Look at you carrying the silly girl on your back, you're too tired, I'll share the burden."

Monster B was more honest, so he believed it, and said, "Brother, are you tired? I can help you carry it if you want."

Monster A slapped him, Monster B got angry and slapped him back, and the two of them—no, the two monsters became fierce all of a sudden!When I looked back, Jiang Liu'er was gone!The little virgin has also been snatched away!

Immediately bewildered.

Jiang Liu'er carried the silly girl on her back and rolled and crawled all the way. She didn't know whether it was bumps or something, the silly girl burst into tears, and Jiang Liu'er was afraid that her voice would attract monsters, and also that the little girl had some kind of illness. Crying like this, where can I find a doctor in this barren mountain?Running like this, I lost my mind and didn't see that the turf under my feet was not strong, and I sank directly.And this turf is actually a cave!So even the person, the basket and the silly girl fell down together.

Fortunately, I don't know what happened below, but there was a big popsicle, and Jiang Liu'er slid all the way down from it, without any injuries.At the bottom, he saw a protruding thing that looked like a hand. For a moment of fun, he stuck his hand on it.

All of a sudden, the huge ice cubes cracked in all directions, and the crackling sound was like setting off firecrackers. Jiang Liu'er squatted down to protect the little girl, and when she opened her eyes again, two feet fell in front of her eyes. Unlike human feet.The owner of these feet was half buried in the stone, only the feet were left outside, Jiang Liuer leaned over to listen, only to hear a muffled sound: "Pull me out—"

So a monkey was pulled out.

There is a monkey in a cave in the deep mountains and old forests. Most people would think it was some kind of monster. Jiang Liuer just came out of the monster's lair and was very vigilant. Just as he was about to ask who the other party was, a monkey fell from the sky. □□ Take away attention.

Oh no, it turned out that it wasn't □□□, it was the green monster, the two that he said before would eat him.

"Little monk, you ran really fast. Hehe, let alone you didn't run away in the end, and even led us to find a monkey... Hehehe, monkey meat is also good. It's such a big one, can it last for a long time?"

So Jiang Liu'er looked at the monkey's face and it turned black. The monkey brewed his feelings for a while, and shouted: "How courageous! I want to eat your grandpa! I am Monkey King, Monkey King!"

This loud shout stunned Jiang Liu'er, stunned the two monsters, and yelled out the anger that Sun Wukong had been suppressed for hundreds of years. The monster was easy to beat, but he was finally released. He was in a good mood, and he didn't beat the two little monsters to death directly.

Over there, he screamed and jumped all the way, straight to the sky—seeing that the monkey was about to fly into the sky, he didn't know what force pulled him down again, and fell heavily on the ground.

Jiang Liu'er hurried over to care about the idol, but never mentioned it again.

The two monsters were beaten, sad, glass-hearted, feeling a little emotional, about to beep, and then they went all the way back to Wuxing Mountain Chaos's house, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw that the boys and girls had already arrived , was packed in a big straw basket, some children were crying softly, some were giggling, and some were trying to crawl out.

Chaos is reading a book at the side. This week, he is the only one who can read, so I don't know what book their king is reading. If there is someone with human characters, he can recognize it. There are a few large characters on the book:

"Healthy Recipes"

However, there is no use for eggs. There is no recipe for babies, neither for boys nor girls.Chaos was irritated, so he asked the only female monster under the seat: "Do you know how the child eats?"

The female monster thought to eat like that, holding the head with both hands and eating it. Since ancient times, monsters have eaten children like that, but she can't say that, because Chaos, as the king of Xishan, hates it too The poor Qiongqi, who punishes the good and promotes the evil, is a truly vicious monster. Nowadays, many people are so disgusted with monsters, all because of Qiongqi.Qiongqi rewards bad people when he sees them, and eats them when he sees good people. He likes to eat from head to toe. Like Chaos, Qiongqi also has two states. He has a strange thing like a hedgehog in one form, and a big tiger in another form. So Chaos hates Qiongqi. One reason is that Qiongqi is too jumpy and turbulent, which attracts a lot of unnecessary hatred. Although one form is very cool, the other form directly becomes a bug.

There is another reason why the female monster can't say that she eats children directly from the beginning. She knows that their king is very hypocritical and very clean.

But - the female monster raised her head, looked at the king with all kinds of elegance on her face and usually liked to sing ditty songs, she didn't dare to speak.

Although she doesn't have any aesthetics, she also thinks that the King of Chaos in human form is holding the child in his hands and then gnawing it directly... It's too hurtful to the eyes.

The author has something to say: Your Majesty, don't be jealous of Qiongqi!Insects are cute!

As for the image of Qiongqi, it comes from Shan Hai Jing and Baidu.

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