[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch

Jiang Liuer thought to himself that no one would believe it, after all he had gone through this incident, but in retrospect, he felt amazing that he was able to circle around the monster's den and was fine!Although the two little monsters wanted to eat him after Chaos left, Chaos, the king, did not hurt him!Of course he didn't know that Chaos was like hurting him, but unfortunately he couldn't do it.

He couldn't help but speak for Chaos: "You don't know him, he is a good man!"

——On the seat of Chaos on the top of the distant Five Elements Mountain, Chaos sneezed and almost knocked himself off.

A little virgin who didn't know when ran onto his lap seemed shocked by the shock, but she thought it was fun, as if she was being lifted up by her father, so she giggled.

Chaos thought to himself, little dead boy, if you laugh again, I will wrap you into wontons and eat you.

But just thinking about it this way, is it delicious for children to make wontons?There is no pickled mustard on the Five Elements Mountain, and he has to go to Chang’an City to buy it. After experiencing the mess of the younger brother just now, he doesn’t quite trust these younger brothers who are not very intelligent and loyal. If they want to buy mustard, they have to go by themselves , but with the peeing nature of the little brothers, maybe I will see these virgins have been eaten as soon as I come back...

Chaos doubted his own life a little bit, oh no, Yao Sheng.

The only female monster under the seat was considerate and comforted: "My lord, don't panic, even if Sun Wukong is capable of being suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for so many years, the Tathagata Buddha must have sealed his mana. He is just a useless stinky monkey."

Well said, but it's useless, and it wasn't even that that was bothering Chaos.

However, as the king of several mountains, he can't be too depressed, he still needs to cheer up: "You guys set up the cauldron and get ready for the feast at noon today. There will be a total solar eclipse at noon today, and it is best to eat virgin boys and girls at that time." Good point, you guys have to chop the cabbage and radish first, prepare the oil and salt, and cook the soup with the big wild boar bones first, but before I give an order not to touch these boys and girls, let's wait for the patrol team to come back and report the situation on the surrounding hills before deciding whether to eat boys or not. men and women."

The little monsters under the seat said yes one after another.Although Chaos is nagging, it is not a bad thing to be cautious. Although he has already occupied four or five mountains, there are many gods and monsters in the entire Xishan Mountain. I don't want to offend them, there is a monster named Qiongqi next to it, and it is also a monster that Chaos hates as I said before. Disrupting chaos would do him no good, and he was willing to do something.

An annoying monster.

Chaos's cultivation base is about the same as that of Qiongqi. During the total solar eclipse, when he absorbed the essence of virgins and girls, that is when he was most defenseless. If Qiongqi invaded aggressively at that time, he would definitely have no defense at all.However, Chaos does not chew and eat slowly, it is very fast, so as long as there is such a cup of tea, it will recover, so it depends on whether the patrolling boy has seen Qiongqi's movement, and if he does not, he will eat, if he has... …

If so, let’s release these virgins because the auspicious time has passed_(:зゝ∠)_

Chaos thought about it, hey, he's so smart, he won't lose face anyway, so he sat on the seat with his legs crossed, and sang a little song.

The monsters below felt that the king is really powerful! He can sing so easily at this time, and the king really deserves to be a king.

……

Let's talk about Jiang Liu'er again. Jiang Liu'er said he was going to find Chaos and supervised him to send the children back. Both his master and Sun Wukong thought he was crazy, and only the silly girl was moaning and taking pictures of Jiang Liu'er. Head, seems to think that this bare head is a ball.Jiang Liu'er then said: "In order to save the silly girl, I once fell into the palace of the Chaos King in Wuxing Mountain. He not only let me sleep on the bed, but also sent me and the silly girl to Chang'an the next day. My little brother is disobedient...and Master, didn’t you say that? You also saw that Chaos didn’t do anything bad, he even made food for the children.”

"Silly girl is treated like drinking fish soup... The boys and girls in Chaos eat well."

Jiang Liu'er, who has been coaxed by the King of Chaos, said that he knows Chaos very well, no, Yao, now he just needs to go and supervise his disobedient little brothers who like to eat people.

Although the master is old, he is a human being after all, and he has not had much contact with monsters or goblins in the past. Jiang Liu'er made a vow, and he believed half of it, and the monks are compassionate, and he especially likes children , Let him just leave like that, no matter what those kids are, he can’t do it, so he just walks back with Jiang Liuer, Monkey King keeps rubbing his face, he just feels that he has been suppressed for less than 500 years, this world It's completely wrong.

"When my old grandson was flourishing... I saw many monsters. There were some who were ashamed and drank blood, some who bullied men and women, and some who occupied mountains and became kings... and none of them got along well with humans..."

Jiang Liu'er turned around and told Sun Wukong very seriously: "Great Sage, man, no, the monkey is keeping pace with the times."

The Great Sage just wanted to roll his eyes.

Anyway, he doesn't believe what Jiang Liuer said. Sun Dasheng is known as the Monkey King, but he is not a person who only relies on force to conquer the world. He is indeed one of the few smart monkeys in the world, even if he is suppressed. Nearly 500 years, but it is not stupid enough to believe what others say.Maybe what Jiang Liuer said was true, that monster sent him away, but that doesn't mean it was a good monster.

The Great Sage sighed in his heart: I fight, fight, and bully the hunters around me, but I know that I am a good monster. The real bad monster is the kind of monster who is sanctimonious, has a good appearance, and likes to speak beautiful words, but has a bad stomach .

So the Great Sage sees it very clearly, about that Chaos King, he has some feelings for Jiang Liu'er, maybe Jiang Liu'er is actually the illegitimate child of Chaos, so he doesn't want to hurt him, but the monster has different ways, This time Jiang Liu'er was going to stop the monster from eating people, let alone an illegitimate child, even his own father would have a bad ending. If Sun Dasheng didn't follow him, maybe the pair of master and apprentice would turn into bones.

So I had no choice but to keep up, although I said I was embarrassed and helpless, but I was a little proud in my heart.

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