[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch

Since Qiongqi wanted to fight the monkey one-on-one, he didn't want his younger brothers to make trouble, so he told them: "Don't trouble that monk! When the king kills the monkey, we will drink and eat meat!"

The little brother is very clever: "My lord, we can't waste time here, that Chaos will soon have a good chance of total solar eclipse..."

Qiongqi grabbed the younger brother and threw it on the ground: "I'll let you talk! Even that hypocritical Chaos, even if you give him time, he won't be able to eat it! One meal can last three years!"

Chaos, who likes to chew slowly, washes his hands before meals and rinses his mouth after meals, sneezes.

Sun Wukong stared at Chaos naturally, and the two sides stared at each other for half an hour, and Chaos couldn't help being surprised: This monkey seems to have no ability, but why is his airs and posture so good?He looks like a master... But his brain is not good, and he has a headache when he thinks too much, so he roared and waved his two paws, and there was a faint red color attached to them.

Sun Wukong was unhurried and calm, the stick in his hand danced like a flower, wrapped Qiongqi's two paws in it, and moved to the side fiercely. He is a monkey. Although he looks like a human now, he is light after all. He was nimble, but Qiong Qi was overly burly. At this moment, he was thrown aside by this "four or two" stick, and his huge body rolled on the ground twice before slowing down.

Jiang Liu'er hadn't gone out with a cheer, but saw that although the one who seemed to be at a disadvantage just now was Qiongqi, after the two sides stopped, Qiongqi was very relaxed, but the Great Sage was a little dignified.Monkey Mao Mao wiped his face with his hand, and actually wiped blood beads from his forehead.Qiongqi immediately let out a shocking laugh: "Didn't expect it? I don't have 72 changes, only this claw can be stretched and stretched, so you can't stand it?"

Sun Wukong didn't say a word, just looked at him fixedly.

Qiongqi continued to laugh: "I can't help but have long or short claws, and light or heavy body, just wait, I'll bump you right away—"

"It's sticky? What's the matter? What did I say, don't put the cabbage in the pot early! This kind of dish is cooked as soon as it is hot, so why put it in the pot so early? Is it sticky?" The palace on the top of Wuxing Mountain is very majestic. , Just ran to the kitchen to hear such reprimanding voices.Chaos was scolding his younger brothers who didn't know how to cook, and he was so annoyed to death while scolding.It was not easy to pull the cabbage up the mountain. It was not easy to steal it from the village, and these little monsters didn’t know how to grow vegetables; after finally pulling it up, they couldn’t do it well. Either there was too much salt to kill people or there was too little water. It's so dry, you say a king of the mountain, you can't watch the younger brothers cook every day, right?

Ugh.

Seeing that the total solar eclipse is coming, when the time comes, the boys and girls will cook first, and it will take a quarter of an hour for the vegetables to go down. As a result, a bundle of cabbage was put in the pot ahead of time by the younger brother. I really don’t know what he was thinking .

Another quarter of an hour... If there is no news about Qiongqi, just cook directly, Chaos thought, if Qiongqi has not come to make trouble, it means that he admits he is afraid, wait until Chaos absorbs the essence of boys and girls However, Xishan is no longer the two kings who are equally divided, but he is the only one who dominates, Qiongqi?What it is?

Chaos couldn't help being immersed in the beautiful imagination of the future.

"My lord! This boy has diarrhea!"

... The chaotic imagination had just begun, but it was suddenly shattered. As soon as that little kid had a diarrhea, the stench could be smelled all over the kitchen.

Chaos' white face couldn't be maintained immediately.

"He has diarrhea, why did you bring him here! Go to the toilet!"

The little monster said "Oh!", and stumbled to take the fart child away. The child was bumpy and uncomfortable along the way, crying non-stop, and Chaos felt like his head was going to explode: "You are all here to make trouble, aren't you! Yes No! Oh, don’t put the cabbage in it. You didn’t hear what I said just now, did you? Take it out! The good cabbage was kicked by a pig!”

This little demon who couldn't cook and messed around was terrified: "Great... lord, I, I, I, I am not a pig..."

Chaos really felt that he couldn't communicate with the demon with too low IQ, he was really tired, and really wanted to sing a boudoir grievance to express his feelings, but unfortunately the conditions were not suitable.Seeing that the total solar eclipse is starting to get dark, Qiongqi will not be able to catch up anyway. If this little brother hadn't played cabbage, he should really bring all the monsters to sing and dance. Thinking of this, I can't help but frown: " Didn't say you're a pig! Hurry up and cook the pot...eh?"

The cabbage that has just been put in the pot should have been cooked by now. Why is there nothing in the pot?Chaos took a closer look, but saw a thick pipe embedded in the side of the pot, and someone behind was sucking and drinking the soup.

This pot is very deep, because what a big pot cooks is a group of monsters’ meals, and Chaos’s own is also in it. Big and deep, it is very troublesome for little monsters to clean every day, and they don't like to clean so much, sometimes they clean it every two days, sometimes every three days.

And the chaos that usually doesn't care about the cooking side, naturally doesn't know.

If he knew that he had been drinking the bottom of the pot for a long time, he wouldn't have to spit it out.

But eating virgin boys and girls today is so important, so Chaos came here to watch. After a closer look, he found a problem.First of all, it must not be a mortal who secretly drank the soup behind this cauldron. Ordinary people have a little popularity. If they are so close and have not been discovered, is it true that Chaos is a fool?Second, this person has a huge appetite, so he has been drinking for so long, but he still can't stop.Thirdly, this person doesn't care about whether it's delicious or not. According to Chaos' point of view, the cabbage is so sticky and tasteless, but this person ate it all.

"It seems that this is really a pig..." Chaos squinted his eyes, and threw the pot aside with his hands. Yes, although the king looks weak, he is actually very strong!There is no pressure to move a pot!

On the edge of the pot, a pig was pulled.

Literally, a pig.

This pig looks like a pig, but it is also fat, big ears, round belly, and wearing a vest that can't be buttoned at all. I saw him gently put the pot on the ground: "Food is precious, my lord, please don't worry about it." Don't waste food."

Chaos was stunned for three breaths, and suddenly took a long breath: "You are just a pig! How dare you come here to pretend!"

The author has something to say: The king's heart is broken.

However, in the next chapter he will be even more broken.

Poor King_(:зゝ∠)_I mean I feel sorry for you~(≧▽≦)/~

PS: I hope that my readers will watch the original version during the filming period of The Great Sage. It was still in theaters some time ago, and they have already started to watch the pirated version. Don’t leave a comment even if you read the article, it’s disgusting.

But everyone should go to the theater to watch, my worry is unnecessary~(≧▽≦)/~