Martial Lord

Judging from the setting, this should be the nave of the mausoleum.The three of them did a brief inspection and confirmed that the place was at least superficially safe.It is very likely that the builders mainly set up the mechanism at the entrance. They took a shortcut from above and naturally avoided most of the traps, and this was thanks to Zhang Daxia's clever calculation.

There are two entrances at the back of the nave, leading to the East Side Hall and West Side Hall respectively. This is the place where the concubine was buried, and the remains of the concubine Li are likely to be here.After the side hall is the apse, which is the main hall, where the emperor's coffin is stored, and it is also the most dangerous place. Most of their destinations are there.Although they were lucky enough to directly enter the nave, for everyone, the real challenge had just begun.

According to Wu Xie, since they have already arrived here, it is better to take Huo Ling's remains with them directly. After all, the main tomb is in front of them. If any accident happens, they may not have time to take care of it when they come back.But the fat man said that it was disrespectful for them to disturb the emperor's sleep, and now he wanted to take away his youngest and most beautiful wife. No man would be happy, and if the emperor was cheated by anger, they would have to eat and walk around .In his opinion, there is no need to take this matter too seriously, just pick up some bones and scraps for the old lady when you go out.

"This...isn't it too wicked?" Wu Xie was a little hesitant. He knew that the fat man's method was in their best interest, but he always felt sorry for deceiving an old man who yearned for a woman like this.

"Innocence, people die with the wind, and those funerals are for the living to see. If you don't tell me, I won't tell my little brother, who else will know?"

"But……"

"I'm going to get the remains." Zhang Qiling said suddenly.

Hearing this, Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, and he winked at the fat man a little complacently—you see, our little brother is an honest and trustworthy young man, not as bad as you.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Qiling said again: "You guys wait here, don't move anything, I'll go alone." After speaking, Zhang Daxia didn't know what he did with his feet, and disappeared at the entrance of the East Side Hall.

"Hey? Brother, wait for brother... Brother!"

"Don't shout." The fat man grabbed Wu Xie, "Everyone is gone. Brother can't wait for brother, only we have to wait for brother."

Wu Xie immediately glared at the fat man: "It must be because you were making a big fuss, the little brother got annoyed and left by himself, look what bad idea you came up with!"

The fat man was annoyed: "Naively, let's not be like this, my brother is just leaving for a while, maybe I am in a hurry, I need to find a convenient place to go, what kind of daughter-in-law temper are you throwing at me... Don't worry! Along the way What does little brother think of you, are you afraid that he won't come back?"

"What eyes are you looking at? That's him looking at me? That's me looking at him!" Wu Xie said angrily, "What do you know? If I hadn't looked at him, he would have run away many times already." Followed Is it easy for him to be a habitual offender?

"That's what you want, isn't it..."

The two of you talk to each other, there is no other way, they can only wait for Zhang Qiling to come back, after a long while, Wu Xie is always worried, but the fat man is very relaxed, sitting bored, so he went back to study the dragon chair.In fact, when he came in, his soul was attached to the golden dragon chair, and he didn't dare to act presumptuously because of Zhang Daxia staring at him.

Wu Xie hurriedly said: "Come down quickly, the little brother can't move anything! You are not afraid that it will be poisonous!"

"You don't understand, the most dangerous place is the safest place. This is the dragon chair, tsk tsk, if anyone can sit on such a butt in this life, it will be worth it!" Getting bigger, she sat down with her buttocks twisted, squeezed her throat and said, "Wu Aiqing, get up quickly."

Wu Xie ignored him.

"Bold and innocent, dare to offend the above."

The corners of Wu Xie's brows twitched, and she simply covered her ears.

"Wu Aiqing is already old and young. She is lonely in the empty boudoir, and she will inevitably have a bad temper. The widow will betroth you to Chief Zhang and choose a date to get married. What do you think?"

"—Can you fucking stop talking nonsense?" Wu Xie jumped up unbearably.Where is this all?

"Hey, you can count on me." The fat man smiled meanly, "You just cooperate, the little brother is probably studying home for the mother at the moment, it's so boring for us to wait. Come, you come too Sit down, the three of us will divide the country equally..." Suddenly, the fat man's expression changed.

"Naive, it seems something is wrong." Fatty's tone suddenly changed.

"You just realized it was wrong, and you were wrong!" Wu Xie was talking, but found that the fat man's expression was stiff, and he didn't seem to be joking.He couldn't help but his heart sank: "What's the situation? Don't be joking."

"You are a puppy, come and see, my ass seems to be stuck."

Wu Xie walked over dubiously, looked around the fat man twice, and found nothing unusual - this fat man is threatening people.

"Stop making trouble, brother is coming back soon! Don't blame me for not telling you, brother is scary when he gets angry, I won't intercede for you!"

"I can't fucking get up anymore, can you see if there is something under my butt?" The fat man was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead, but he still held his throat and dared not use force, it seemed so weird How weird.

Wu Xie squatted down to check, only to find that the place where the fat man was sitting was sunken.No matter how inexperienced Wu Xie was, he knew that the fat man had encountered a trap, and he felt a chill in his heart.There hasn't been any change around, and I don't know what mechanism this is.Wu Xie knew that something serious happened this time, so she couldn't help complaining: "Look, I told you not to touch you but you didn't listen, this is causing trouble!"

After all, the fat man is an old man, and he never forgets to seek stability in the chaos. He thought for a while, and said: "Don't panic, I have seen this kind of mechanism before, and it is for detonating explosives. As long as I don't get up, it won't activate. You hurry up!" Find something about the same weight as me to put on top of it, replace me and it will be fine."

"Isn't it you who weighs about the same as you? Where do you want me to go to find a fat man in this place!"

"Collect local materials, use your brain, young man! I think the stone at the door is similar, try it!"

The fat man was talking about a Xuanwu statue at the entrance of the nave.Wu Xiexin said, you sat on someone else's dragon chair, and now you want to move a turtle-body basalt on the emperor's chair, isn't that an obvious provocation?This is much more sinful than taking away his little wife!It's just that now, they can only go to the doctor in a hurry. Although this method is risky, it is better than waiting for death.With great effort, Wu Xie dragged Xuanwu to the middle of the ground.This thing looks heavy, but it is actually hollow, and it is indeed similar to a fat man.

"Fatty, it's a critical moment, will you come or me?" Wu Xie asked through gritted teeth.

"I'm coming! Xiao Wu, you stand back, in case something happens to me, I can't tell you too! The fat man relies on three things to walk the rivers and lakes, one is loyalty, the other is loyalty, and the third is..."

"Okay! You're not the only one who cares about loyalty! Once you carry this thing, the weight will increase again. When the time comes, where can I find another stone? I'll do it!"

"Xiao Wu! Pure man! A real man!"

"Get out! Don't think I don't know you fucking and just wait for me to say this!"

Wu Xie moved Xuanwu over as Fatty said, and got stuck on the mechanism bit by bit, while Fatty evacuated in cooperation.In just a quarter of an hour, the two of them were already dripping with sweat.Fortunately, the fat man was lucky, and their progress was very smooth. After a while, two thirds of the fat man's buttocks had been removed.

Boss Wang couldn't help but praised: "It's okay, you are innocent, you are not afraid in the face of danger, you have the demeanor of Fat Lord me back then!"

"Don't be silly! Save your ass first."

"It's okay, it's already at this point..." Fatty said, his face suddenly changed, "No, I want to fart."

Wu Xie was brewing the last trick, and he almost vomited blood when he said it.He said with a dark face: "Hold on for me! Hold on even if you're suffocating! Or wait for me to run farther away!"

He doesn't want to die on a fart!That's too embarrassing!

The fat man's face was livid: "It's too late! Run!"

The next moment, the fat man jumped up suddenly, pulled Wu Xie and jumped down the steps.The moment they left the ground, there was a loud noise under the dragon chair, like the roar of an underground monster.Wu Xie didn't dare to look back at all, so she could only run away with all her strength, not even sure if her butt was still there.

Fortunately, the situation was not at its worst yet. Hearing that the sound explosion occurred deep under their feet, this somewhat left some room for the two to escape.They ran all the way to the end of the nave, only to find that the explosion hadn't spread to the upper floor. However, they hadn't turned around from the fear of escaping death, and there was a violent shaking under their feet.After the loud noise, the floor actually began to collapse. Wu Xie was unprepared and fell down with his feet empty.The moment he fell, he only felt his head being hit by something, and then his vision went dark, and he lost consciousness.

This time I slept deeply and for a long time, my body seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and it was so hot that I was about to burn.

Suddenly, there was a cold touch on the forehead, which was very comfortable, and Wu Xie couldn't help sticking it.The other party understood, and moved the cold towel down against his forehead, wiping the tip of his nose, cheeks, chin, and neck in turn.He became more awake, his eyeballs moved first, and finally opened his eyelids with great effort, and vaguely saw a figure.

It was a somewhat strange man with cold eyes but gentle movements.Seeing that he was awake, the man touched his forehead and asked, "How do you feel?"

Wu Xie blinked, and finally said: "Headache."

The voice that came out was very immature, and Wu Xie suddenly felt something was wrong, but couldn't remember it.

The man didn't think it was strange, he just nodded and asked, "Do you still remember your name?"

"...Called Wu Xie."

"How old?"

He thought for a while, and finally replied seriously: "Five...five and a half years old."

He remembered, his name is Wu Xie, and he will be six years old in three months.This time he came out to play with the third uncle, but the third uncle ignored him after walking for a while, and tied him under a tree and told him to wait.This person...is Uncle San's friend?The little child stretched out his arms from under the quilt, and his soft little hands clenched Ling's sleeves tightly, revealing a little uneasiness.

"You're suffering from heat stroke. Your third uncle asked me to take care of you first, and I'll take you home tomorrow."

It turned out to be like this, the boy nodded, rolled his eyes, and asked again: "Brother, who are you?"

"Zhang Qi Ling."

The child was taken aback.In his memory, no adult has ever answered him so seriously.This name is a bit complicated to remember for his age, and he can't even write these three characters.

"Did my brother let me down from the tree?"

"Ah."

"...Thank you brother."

Zhang Qiling glanced at the child.This reaction is a bit too cute for a five or six-year-old child, maybe it is because of illness, or, this is a very sensible child in the first place.

In fact, Wu Xie's reaction was not "sensible", it was just the self-righteous speculation of adults.Five or six-year-old children already have their own way of understanding things, which is an idea that is difficult for adults to explore.Wu Xie didn't cry or make trouble, firstly because he had no strength, and secondly because he had woken up once before.At that time, it was pitch black and there was no one around, so he was terrified.The existence of Zhang Qiling was already a kind of comfort to him.Children are often more afraid of being left alone than of seeing a stranger in front of them.

Wu Xie felt that this brother was not like a bad guy, although he couldn't laugh, he treated him very well.People who say grandpa doesn't laugh often don't lie, so it's true that brother said he would send him home.

Wu Xie, who was just recovering from a serious illness, did not have the usual vitality, but was more obedient than usual, eating when asked to eat, and sleeping when asked to sleep, except for some reluctance to take medicine, everything was very worry-free.The only problem is taking a shower.Wu Xie covered his body with a lot of sweat, so he couldn't do without washing, but the inn didn't have a bathtub for children.In order to prevent Wu Xie, who is five and a half years old, from drowning in the tub, Zhang Qiling simply saved the effort of fetching water again, and took the little one in to wash with him while he was taking a bath.

Wu Xie was tall among children of the same age, but standing on Zhang Qiling's thigh, the water still didn't reach his chest.His body was slippery, and his brother's body was also slippery. Wu Xie couldn't stand still, and after choking on two mouthfuls of water, he hugged Zhang Daxia's neck tightly as if hugging a life-saving straw, and didn't let go of anything.After taking a bath, the child was rolled into a spring roll by Zhang Qiling with a dry cloth towel and carried back to the bed.He was about to look for clothes, but Xiao Wu Xie had already dried herself, and neatly crawled into a ball under the quilt, looking at Zhang Qiling eagerly.

Seeing this, Zhang Qiling didn't force him to get dressed, he just tucked the quilt tighter and lay down himself.After a while, the little body crawled into his bed uninvited, warmly arching his arms, exhaling "bobo" from his mouth in sleep, cute and ridiculous.Zhang Qiling touched the child's buttocks, then probed under his armpits—it was still a little hot.

When Zhang Qiling came back from buying medicine early the next morning, Wu Xie had already put on his clothes, and was sitting obediently on the edge of the bed, with his calves swinging back and forth, his posture was innocent and cute.But as soon as he saw the medicine in Zhang Qiling's hand, "Innocent" immediately twisted his face into a bun.

"You said you would take me home today." The young master said with some displeasure.

A child's sentence has a lot of meanings, for example: You lied and said you would send me home, but forced me to take medicine, you are really a big villain... and so on.