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Chapter 77 Classic Questions
At around six o'clock the next day, various noisy voices sounded in the camp.
Ye Qingzhi frowned, and skillfully buried his head in Chen Xun's arms, trying to block out the noise.
Chen Xun didn't get up angry, and woke up a few minutes earlier than him, covering his ears pamperingly, and prepared to sleep on the bed together for a while.
"Brother Ye -! Brother Xun -! The bosses are up!"
They arrived before anyone was heard, and a few seconds later, their tent was thumped.
Ye Qingzhi opened his eyes extremely reluctantly, met Chen Xun's already sober eyes, and asked sleepily, "What time is it?"
Chen Xun touched the phone and looked at it, and gave a very precise answer: "[-]:[-]."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
Waking up earlier than when I was in school is outrageous.
Ye Qingzhi took a deep breath as calmly as possible, and sat up propped on the edge of the sleeping bag.
The voice outside the tent is still beeping: "Everyone is up! How about you! Don't sleep, don't sleep, let's pretend together!"
Another voice muttered beside him: "Hey, this is the short spring night, isn't the king going to court early?"
"It makes sense, after all, Brother Ye is the most beautiful woman."
"Fuck, if we yell at them to get up like this, will they be beaten?"
Ye Qingzhi unzipped the tent with a snap, and gave them a positive answer: "Yes."
Tang Weibin and Cheng Junfeng at the entrance of the tent were startled, then let out a rattling laugh, and ran away in a hurry.
Chen Xun followed Ye Qing out of the tent, stared at his face for a while, and smiled: "Are you angry?"
Ye Qingzhi glanced at him: "Am I so boring?"
Chen Xun broadcasted his facial expression in real time: "It is currently 21:[-] in the morning, and Ye Qingzhi has no dark circles or bloodshot eyes, and some parts are shrouded in wake-up air."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
He patted Chen Xun angrily: "Being a weather forecaster."
Chen Xun said modestly: "No, just observe the emotional state of your boyfriend."
Being interrupted like this, most of Ye Qingzhi's drowsiness and waking up dissipated.
Standing at the door of the tent and looking out, Ye Qingzhi found that this group of people had a very wide variety of breakfasts, from noodle soup cooked by themselves, to fried dough sticks and soy milk bought in the food street, and those who were more advanced had already gone to the teahouse for morning tea.
"Brother Ye, are you awake? Hurry up and get ready, let's go to that Fuyuan Tea House for breakfast, the group price is [-]% off!" Tang Weibin, who had slipped away, reappeared from nowhere and reminded loudly.
Ye Qingzhi: "...OK."
Chen Xun never forgot the morning tea on the previous date: "Do you think this store has fish-flavored shredded pork buns?"
Ye Qingzhi: "...Yes."
After the two simply washed up, they followed the haunted house expedition team formed yesterday to the teahouse.
"Brother Xun." Ye Qingzhi narrowed his eyes and looked at Chen Xun, "I have a question for you."
Chen Xun stopped humming: "You ask."
——Ever since this person knew that breakfast was served in a teahouse and that there was a high possibility of steamed stuffed buns to eat, his whole body was filled with joy.
Ye Qingzhi said nonchalantly, "If I fall into the river with the fish-flavored shredded pork buns, who will you save first?"
This is undoubtedly a very classic love problem.
Throughout the ages, the question "Who do you save first if your mother and I fall into the river" has given rise to countless questions, such as "Which is more important, me or the game" and "Which is more important, me or shopping?", countless men and women have faced this problem before.
But Chen Xun never thought that Ye Qingzhi would ask such a question. The other object of the question was the fish-flavored shredded pork bun? !
Chen Xun held down his boyfriend, who was always gentle and rational, and asked hesitantly, "Honey, which classical Chinese essay did you spot-check me last weekend?"
"...I am myself." Ye Qingzhi stared at Chen Xun wordlessly for a few seconds, and finally replied with his gradually metaphysical eyes, "Li Sao, you missed a word."
In fact, after asking that question, Ye Qingzhi felt a bit of regret.
They asked what and what, a macho would not ask such questions.
shame.
The rest of Ye Qingzhi's drowsiness was gone, and he silently patted Chen Xun's hand off his shoulder: "You didn't wake up just now, you didn't hear anything."
After speaking, he turned his head and strode to keep up with the pace of the haunted house exploration team.
Standing on the spot, Chen Xun tasted her boyfriend's unconsciously swollen cheeks, feeling extremely soft in her heart, and at the same time, she felt some... nasty tastes.
My boyfriend is so cute today, so I really can't help but want to tease him.
"Baby, don't go so fast, wait for me." Chen Xun chased after him in three steps and two steps, and asked with a smile, "Are you jealous?"
Ye Qingzhi's facial expression froze for a moment, and he quickly threw out three consecutive denials: "I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
Chen Xun hugged Ye Qingzhi involuntarily: "I haven't answered yet."
Ye Qingzhi looked at him sideways.
"Of course I save you first."
Without waiting for Ye Qingzhi to relax, Chen Xun added another sentence: "Mr. Qingliu's cooking skills are first-rate, what buns can't be made?"
"...??" Ye Qingzhi turned his head slowly, "Can you explain what you mean?"
……
Because Chen made a big one, Ye Qingzhi didn't talk to him until the expedition team arrived at the teahouse together.
"Everyone, let's see what you want to eat. I asked the waiter just now. Let's get a [-]% discount, and then we can order three set meals for four people." Tang Weibin handed the menu to everyone, and when his eyes fell on Ye Ge and Xun Ge Immediately froze, puzzled, "What's the matter with you two?"
——A place near the corner of the big round table, Chen Xun half-armed Ye Qingzhi, and spoke with lowered eyebrows, while his elder brother Ye had a cold and noble face, with a hint of anger...?
Chen Xun took time out of his busy schedule to deal with Tang Weibin: "Order your order, don't bother me to coax people."
Tang Weibin: "..."
Damn, everyone, can you restrain yourself a little!
Tang Weibin pinched his nose and greeted everyone resentfully: "Come, come, ignore them, let's order ours."
in the corner.
Chen Xun coaxed people in a low voice not very skillfully: "Honey, I was wrong, I shouldn't be joking."
Ye Qingzhi glanced at him: "Oh? Then explain your mistakes, more than five hundred words."
"Okay, I'll start." Chen Xun cleared his throat, "I was wrong, and the mistake was that I shouldn't make such a joke. The most important thing for a wife is, what are buns? Let's analyze why I did this. The main reason is that the baby's jealous and puffy look is so cute, I couldn't hold it back for a while, really, I really want to rub your face..."
Ye Qingzhi narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Huh?"
After all, Chen Xun couldn't hold back and poked Ye Qingzhi's cheek: "Look, it's like this."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
Teacher Qingliu silently lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, typing in the input box of the post bar.
[After being together for less than two months, my boyfriend started to turn bad, what should I do, wait online, I'm a little anxious. ]
The two of them sat very close, and Ye Qingzhi didn't avoid Chen Xun while typing, and Chen Xun could easily read the words on the screen.
I want to rub my boyfriend even more.
Chen Xun let out a muffled laugh, got up and said to the other people at the same table: "Go to the bathroom, order whatever you want."
After all, he took Ye Qingzhi and walked out. Although Ye Qingzhi looked cold, he didn't struggle at all, and was just abducted by Chen Xun.
The table was silent for a moment.
Tang Weibin shook his head and sighed: "The world is getting worse."
He Jiarong also sighed: "It's broad daylight."
Duan Yiran hates iron but not steel: "Can Chinese cabbage be a little promising, so let him go like this?!"
Hu Xiaobing showed her mother's smile: "I hope Brother Ye is fine."
Cheng Junfeng, who had strayed away from straight men for a long time, finally caught up with the rhythm and gave a blunt blow: "This is the sour smell of love."
……
Unbeknownst to the two parties, they were collectively condemned again.
This teahouse is a well-known chain teahouse in City A. The decoration is not luxurious, but it is very clean and tidy, and even the bathroom smells faintly fragrant.
Chen Xun led people into an empty compartment.
Ye Qingzhi put his arms around his chest: "What do you want to say here?"
"Some greasy and crooked words are not suitable for them to hear." Chen Xun pressed the person on the door panel and looked down at him, "Now is the official time to coax people."
The new wooden doors on the door panels, with a smooth paint, are cool in early March.
Through two pieces of clothes, Ye Qingzhi clearly felt the coolness on the door panel, and shivered slightly.
The next moment, Chen Xun sensed his reaction and put him in his arms instead.
"Teacher Qingliu, don't ask that kind of question."
Considering that he was outside, Chen Xun's voice was a little low, and there were some echoes in the small cubicle, which directly surrounded Ye Qingzhi's ears in 8D.
"I like to eat that fish-flavored shredded pork bun. On the one hand, it's really delicious. On the other hand, it's because you recommended it to me, and you ate it with me."
Chen Xun coaxed people with a smile in his eyes: "The things I like because of you, of course you are more important."
The tips of Ye Qingzhi's ears moved, and he remained noble and cool without any momentum: "Oh."
Chen Xun kissed his earlobe lightly: "Anyway, the daughter-in-law is the most important thing."
……
Ten minutes later, the expedition team welcomed back the two who had gone to the bathroom together.
Duan Yiran looked at the tips of Ye Qingzhi's reddish ears, and sighed like an old father: "A married son is a splashed water."
Ye Qingzhi: "... Get lost."
A group of people finished their breakfast laughing and joking, and went shopping in the Happy World for another day, gathering all the interesting attractions.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, the classes reassembled where they had disbanded.On the bus, the students in Class [-] were still sharing the interesting stories of the two days.
"Hello?" Lao Luo held up the horn and yelled twice to test the sound, aroused the attention of the students and explained a series of safety requirements, and finally added, "Remember to write a spring outing experience this weekend, no less than one Fifteen hundred words."
The atmosphere in the bus suddenly became extremely bleak, causing the nearby car owners to look at the bus making an unknown ghostly sound in surprise.
Lao Luo's face was full of black lines: "Everyone, calm down, it's only one thousand and five, it's very simple, the teacher believes in you."
Students: "..." Mere? ?
Ye Qingzhi sat in the back row, leaning on Chen Xun's shoulder, and habitually conceived his own experience after hearing the homework requirements.
Then he discovered that his biggest experience was: his boyfriend looked at his poor Chinese performance, but he was really good at talking sweetly.
I just couldn't stand it.
The author has something to say:
Brother Xun: I'm super good at coaxing my wife.
------
Here she comes! Here she comes!The Ace Pigeon is here with an update!
Thanks to Fusheng, Kongshan Yubiliu for the nutrient solution!Pooh!
Ye Qingzhi frowned, and skillfully buried his head in Chen Xun's arms, trying to block out the noise.
Chen Xun didn't get up angry, and woke up a few minutes earlier than him, covering his ears pamperingly, and prepared to sleep on the bed together for a while.
"Brother Ye -! Brother Xun -! The bosses are up!"
They arrived before anyone was heard, and a few seconds later, their tent was thumped.
Ye Qingzhi opened his eyes extremely reluctantly, met Chen Xun's already sober eyes, and asked sleepily, "What time is it?"
Chen Xun touched the phone and looked at it, and gave a very precise answer: "[-]:[-]."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
Waking up earlier than when I was in school is outrageous.
Ye Qingzhi took a deep breath as calmly as possible, and sat up propped on the edge of the sleeping bag.
The voice outside the tent is still beeping: "Everyone is up! How about you! Don't sleep, don't sleep, let's pretend together!"
Another voice muttered beside him: "Hey, this is the short spring night, isn't the king going to court early?"
"It makes sense, after all, Brother Ye is the most beautiful woman."
"Fuck, if we yell at them to get up like this, will they be beaten?"
Ye Qingzhi unzipped the tent with a snap, and gave them a positive answer: "Yes."
Tang Weibin and Cheng Junfeng at the entrance of the tent were startled, then let out a rattling laugh, and ran away in a hurry.
Chen Xun followed Ye Qing out of the tent, stared at his face for a while, and smiled: "Are you angry?"
Ye Qingzhi glanced at him: "Am I so boring?"
Chen Xun broadcasted his facial expression in real time: "It is currently 21:[-] in the morning, and Ye Qingzhi has no dark circles or bloodshot eyes, and some parts are shrouded in wake-up air."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
He patted Chen Xun angrily: "Being a weather forecaster."
Chen Xun said modestly: "No, just observe the emotional state of your boyfriend."
Being interrupted like this, most of Ye Qingzhi's drowsiness and waking up dissipated.
Standing at the door of the tent and looking out, Ye Qingzhi found that this group of people had a very wide variety of breakfasts, from noodle soup cooked by themselves, to fried dough sticks and soy milk bought in the food street, and those who were more advanced had already gone to the teahouse for morning tea.
"Brother Ye, are you awake? Hurry up and get ready, let's go to that Fuyuan Tea House for breakfast, the group price is [-]% off!" Tang Weibin, who had slipped away, reappeared from nowhere and reminded loudly.
Ye Qingzhi: "...OK."
Chen Xun never forgot the morning tea on the previous date: "Do you think this store has fish-flavored shredded pork buns?"
Ye Qingzhi: "...Yes."
After the two simply washed up, they followed the haunted house expedition team formed yesterday to the teahouse.
"Brother Xun." Ye Qingzhi narrowed his eyes and looked at Chen Xun, "I have a question for you."
Chen Xun stopped humming: "You ask."
——Ever since this person knew that breakfast was served in a teahouse and that there was a high possibility of steamed stuffed buns to eat, his whole body was filled with joy.
Ye Qingzhi said nonchalantly, "If I fall into the river with the fish-flavored shredded pork buns, who will you save first?"
This is undoubtedly a very classic love problem.
Throughout the ages, the question "Who do you save first if your mother and I fall into the river" has given rise to countless questions, such as "Which is more important, me or the game" and "Which is more important, me or shopping?", countless men and women have faced this problem before.
But Chen Xun never thought that Ye Qingzhi would ask such a question. The other object of the question was the fish-flavored shredded pork bun? !
Chen Xun held down his boyfriend, who was always gentle and rational, and asked hesitantly, "Honey, which classical Chinese essay did you spot-check me last weekend?"
"...I am myself." Ye Qingzhi stared at Chen Xun wordlessly for a few seconds, and finally replied with his gradually metaphysical eyes, "Li Sao, you missed a word."
In fact, after asking that question, Ye Qingzhi felt a bit of regret.
They asked what and what, a macho would not ask such questions.
shame.
The rest of Ye Qingzhi's drowsiness was gone, and he silently patted Chen Xun's hand off his shoulder: "You didn't wake up just now, you didn't hear anything."
After speaking, he turned his head and strode to keep up with the pace of the haunted house exploration team.
Standing on the spot, Chen Xun tasted her boyfriend's unconsciously swollen cheeks, feeling extremely soft in her heart, and at the same time, she felt some... nasty tastes.
My boyfriend is so cute today, so I really can't help but want to tease him.
"Baby, don't go so fast, wait for me." Chen Xun chased after him in three steps and two steps, and asked with a smile, "Are you jealous?"
Ye Qingzhi's facial expression froze for a moment, and he quickly threw out three consecutive denials: "I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
Chen Xun hugged Ye Qingzhi involuntarily: "I haven't answered yet."
Ye Qingzhi looked at him sideways.
"Of course I save you first."
Without waiting for Ye Qingzhi to relax, Chen Xun added another sentence: "Mr. Qingliu's cooking skills are first-rate, what buns can't be made?"
"...??" Ye Qingzhi turned his head slowly, "Can you explain what you mean?"
……
Because Chen made a big one, Ye Qingzhi didn't talk to him until the expedition team arrived at the teahouse together.
"Everyone, let's see what you want to eat. I asked the waiter just now. Let's get a [-]% discount, and then we can order three set meals for four people." Tang Weibin handed the menu to everyone, and when his eyes fell on Ye Ge and Xun Ge Immediately froze, puzzled, "What's the matter with you two?"
——A place near the corner of the big round table, Chen Xun half-armed Ye Qingzhi, and spoke with lowered eyebrows, while his elder brother Ye had a cold and noble face, with a hint of anger...?
Chen Xun took time out of his busy schedule to deal with Tang Weibin: "Order your order, don't bother me to coax people."
Tang Weibin: "..."
Damn, everyone, can you restrain yourself a little!
Tang Weibin pinched his nose and greeted everyone resentfully: "Come, come, ignore them, let's order ours."
in the corner.
Chen Xun coaxed people in a low voice not very skillfully: "Honey, I was wrong, I shouldn't be joking."
Ye Qingzhi glanced at him: "Oh? Then explain your mistakes, more than five hundred words."
"Okay, I'll start." Chen Xun cleared his throat, "I was wrong, and the mistake was that I shouldn't make such a joke. The most important thing for a wife is, what are buns? Let's analyze why I did this. The main reason is that the baby's jealous and puffy look is so cute, I couldn't hold it back for a while, really, I really want to rub your face..."
Ye Qingzhi narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Huh?"
After all, Chen Xun couldn't hold back and poked Ye Qingzhi's cheek: "Look, it's like this."
Ye Qingzhi: "..."
Teacher Qingliu silently lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, typing in the input box of the post bar.
[After being together for less than two months, my boyfriend started to turn bad, what should I do, wait online, I'm a little anxious. ]
The two of them sat very close, and Ye Qingzhi didn't avoid Chen Xun while typing, and Chen Xun could easily read the words on the screen.
I want to rub my boyfriend even more.
Chen Xun let out a muffled laugh, got up and said to the other people at the same table: "Go to the bathroom, order whatever you want."
After all, he took Ye Qingzhi and walked out. Although Ye Qingzhi looked cold, he didn't struggle at all, and was just abducted by Chen Xun.
The table was silent for a moment.
Tang Weibin shook his head and sighed: "The world is getting worse."
He Jiarong also sighed: "It's broad daylight."
Duan Yiran hates iron but not steel: "Can Chinese cabbage be a little promising, so let him go like this?!"
Hu Xiaobing showed her mother's smile: "I hope Brother Ye is fine."
Cheng Junfeng, who had strayed away from straight men for a long time, finally caught up with the rhythm and gave a blunt blow: "This is the sour smell of love."
……
Unbeknownst to the two parties, they were collectively condemned again.
This teahouse is a well-known chain teahouse in City A. The decoration is not luxurious, but it is very clean and tidy, and even the bathroom smells faintly fragrant.
Chen Xun led people into an empty compartment.
Ye Qingzhi put his arms around his chest: "What do you want to say here?"
"Some greasy and crooked words are not suitable for them to hear." Chen Xun pressed the person on the door panel and looked down at him, "Now is the official time to coax people."
The new wooden doors on the door panels, with a smooth paint, are cool in early March.
Through two pieces of clothes, Ye Qingzhi clearly felt the coolness on the door panel, and shivered slightly.
The next moment, Chen Xun sensed his reaction and put him in his arms instead.
"Teacher Qingliu, don't ask that kind of question."
Considering that he was outside, Chen Xun's voice was a little low, and there were some echoes in the small cubicle, which directly surrounded Ye Qingzhi's ears in 8D.
"I like to eat that fish-flavored shredded pork bun. On the one hand, it's really delicious. On the other hand, it's because you recommended it to me, and you ate it with me."
Chen Xun coaxed people with a smile in his eyes: "The things I like because of you, of course you are more important."
The tips of Ye Qingzhi's ears moved, and he remained noble and cool without any momentum: "Oh."
Chen Xun kissed his earlobe lightly: "Anyway, the daughter-in-law is the most important thing."
……
Ten minutes later, the expedition team welcomed back the two who had gone to the bathroom together.
Duan Yiran looked at the tips of Ye Qingzhi's reddish ears, and sighed like an old father: "A married son is a splashed water."
Ye Qingzhi: "... Get lost."
A group of people finished their breakfast laughing and joking, and went shopping in the Happy World for another day, gathering all the interesting attractions.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, the classes reassembled where they had disbanded.On the bus, the students in Class [-] were still sharing the interesting stories of the two days.
"Hello?" Lao Luo held up the horn and yelled twice to test the sound, aroused the attention of the students and explained a series of safety requirements, and finally added, "Remember to write a spring outing experience this weekend, no less than one Fifteen hundred words."
The atmosphere in the bus suddenly became extremely bleak, causing the nearby car owners to look at the bus making an unknown ghostly sound in surprise.
Lao Luo's face was full of black lines: "Everyone, calm down, it's only one thousand and five, it's very simple, the teacher believes in you."
Students: "..." Mere? ?
Ye Qingzhi sat in the back row, leaning on Chen Xun's shoulder, and habitually conceived his own experience after hearing the homework requirements.
Then he discovered that his biggest experience was: his boyfriend looked at his poor Chinese performance, but he was really good at talking sweetly.
I just couldn't stand it.
The author has something to say:
Brother Xun: I'm super good at coaxing my wife.
------
Here she comes! Here she comes!The Ace Pigeon is here with an update!
Thanks to Fusheng, Kongshan Yubiliu for the nutrient solution!Pooh!
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