What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

Walking around in the streets and alleys of Tokyo, I have to feel that the Kido family has spent a lot of money to promote the Galaxy Challenge this time. I can see their posters almost everywhere I look up, and they are often played in the shop windows. Watching the dynamic promotional video, not to mention the high-rise advertising space in the commercial center, the largest and most conspicuous display screen has been contracted by the rich and powerful Chenghu Group, bombing the people of the whole country at 24° for 360 hours, ensuring that everyone sleeps at night Most of the time, the dreams are all about the specially built ancient Roman Colosseum-style large-scale fighting arena.

I randomly found a cheap hotel and went in. There were too many guests there, and even the proprietress had to speak unproficient English in person: "Hello, sir! Do you want to have a meal or open a room?" I took out my bank card and spoke to the proprietress in Japanese. Said: "Help me open a room, I'll live here...well, about five days, can I swipe my card?" The other party didn't expect me, a guy with a crooked appearance, to speak Japanese so fluently, and he was stunned for a while before he realized it. , quickly took out the registration book and handed it to me: "You can pay by card! Please write down your name and contact information on this line, and I will give you the key to the room card right away..."

I took the notebook and wrote a series of numbers that were impossible to get through, then hesitated, and wrote "YuLynn" in the name column.At this time, the proprietress had confirmed the number of vacant rooms, and handed me a room card: "Your room is on the third floor, house number is 306, the stairs are over there, please be careful not to hit your forehead, there were quite a few tall people before Many foreign guests forgot to bend down when they went upstairs."

"Thank you for the reminder." I took the room card and returned the registration book to her, jokingly said, "Madam, is there any discount for my stay for so many days?" The set meal includes daily breakfast and evening dessert." The proprietress looked at me with a smile, "The Galaxy Challenge Arena is approaching, and the number of customers has skyrocketed, so we don't mind giving more benefits to everyone."

"Then I wish you a prosperous business during the competition period." I smiled and said a few words, then went upstairs with my room card and opened the door of Room 306, looking around, except that the overall size of the room is a bit small, and There is no difference in general hotel interiors.After checking the room, I made sure there were no peeping devices hidden by wretched idiots, so I put my luggage aside and started to burn the small universe to disinfect everything in the room—don’t laugh at me, the employees of international five-star hotels have them It may be lazy not to change the sheets and pillow covers, not to mention this kind of family-run small hotel with a very affordable price.

After a lot of tossing and turning, I rushed to take a shower. I didn’t even bother to wear my underwear. I picked up a towel and wrapped it around the key parts. I wiped my hair and dangled out and sat on the bed. I picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. After searching for a long time, there was nothing interesting, so I switched channels at random. The camera flickered a few times, and suddenly a scene of a press conference appeared on the screen. Behind the long table with microphones, the reporters calmly dealt with the endless questions, while the bottom of the TV screen was scrolling rapidly in a loop, "Galaxy Tournament Press Conference, Ms. Saori Kido, President of the Guradu Foundation, came to answer in person" and the like. typeface.

I immediately sat up straight, wow, to hold a press conference during the prime time of the evening news, Shitou’s family is burning too much money...

"...I know that the previous answers cannot satisfy everyone's curiosity. As the saying goes, seeing is believing. Since everyone still has doubts about the existence of 'Saint Seiya' in their hearts, it is better to let everyone and the audience watching the show see it with their own eyes. Seeing these protective equipment called 'Saint Cloth', they are the highest honor bestowed by the goddess Athena to the saints in the age of mythology." Saori Kido stood up and motioned to the butler Tatsumi who was standing aside.

After receiving the order, Tatsumi immediately opened the curtain on the side, revealing a row of neatly placed holy clothes boxes. Each box was painted with ancient Greek-style reliefs to draw the shape of its respective constellation, which immediately ignited the interest of the reporters. At that time, the entire hall was filled with the blinding light of flashlights and the sound of shutters clicking.

Saori waited patiently for 3 minutes without speaking, ensuring that the photographers had enough time to shoot, and then continued to explain: "We have sent invitations to ten teenagers who have obtained the qualifications of saint fighters, and seven of them have been in a few days They rushed back to Japan one after another, and the remaining three will return soon, and then audiences all over the world will be able to enjoy the largest fighting competition in human history!"

At this time, a reporter raised his hand to indicate: "Ms. Kido, please allow me to ask a question." Saori nodded: "Please tell me." I have no doubts about the scale and the degree of excitement, but, as you said, the saints are all destroying in units of atoms, which means that the galaxy arena is likely to cause fatal injuries to the contestants. They really Will you risk your life to participate in this fight? What if a player refuses to participate?"

Saori nodded slightly: "About this problem, there is a very simple solution." She immediately stood up, walked to the display stand of the saint-cloth box, and raised her finger to the golden-yellow saint-cloth box on the top , on which is drawn an image of a centaur with a bow and an arrow: "I think everyone can see that the material and luster of this holy clothes box are obviously different from those of the other pieces. In fact, the one placed below The seven Saint Cloth boxes are all Bronze Saint Cloths, they belong to the lowest level Bronze Saints among the Saints. And this Sagittarius Golden Saint Cloth is only qualified for the Golden Saints who stand at the peak of the Saints. Wearing battle armor!"

Immediately another reporter asked: "Sagittarius?! So..."

Saori nodded: "Yes, all saints are protected and blessed by their respective constellations, 29 in the northern sky, 47 in the southern sky, and the twelve constellations of the zodiac above the sun's trajectory correspond to the most powerful ones. Twelve Golden Saints. If you can get the Sagittarius Golden Saint Cloth, you can join the 12 people and become a Sagittarius Golden Saint. This is the highest honor for low-level Saints, none of them! So..." Saori turned around slowly, walked to the original seat and sat down, "In order to get the approval of this golden holy cloth, the contestants who come to participate will definitely fight with all their strength. The performance of the game will not disappoint the audience.”

I silently tore open a bag of beef jerky in front of the TV, and then opened a can of Coca-Cola—you can put it down, whoever has watched Saint Seiya knows that the golden saint cloth is based on the constellation distribution of the date of birth Yes, among the ten bronze saints who came back, only Seiya is a Sagittarius, who else can wear this holy clothes?

At this moment, there was a commotion in the screen, and then the camera shifted to the door. A brown-haired boy in a red vest and white jeans was standing there frowning, with a pegasus engraved on his back behind him. Bronze Cloth Chest.

I quickly wiped my mouth, oh shit, I said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here.

Seiya on the screen cast a disgusted glance at the photographers who surrounded him and kept taking pictures of him, then raised his head and said loudly to Saori who was sitting on it: "I went to the Kido mansion first, they said you were not there, Here is a press conference, so I came here—let’s just say it, I’m not interested in any Galactic arena, or any golden holy clothes. The reason why I will return to Japan with the holy clothes is just to let Kido Guangzheng fulfilled the promise he made six years ago! Back then, your bodyguards forcibly took me away from the orphanage, and then sent me to Greece. As a result, our siblings were separated and we could never see each other again! He I personally admit that as long as I bring the holy clothes back to Japan, we will be reunited, now that I have brought the holy clothes back as agreed, call my sister out!"

The reporters' eyes lit up like sharks smelling blood—big news!Big bang!Hurry up, we are waiting to eat melons!

After all, Saori is a young lady who was raised according to the etiquette of the nobility. Faced with Seiya's attack, she just frowned slightly: "I'm sorry Seiya, I didn't know this. Grandpa passed away five years ago. Besides, your Sister Xinghua disappeared from the Hoshino Academy where you used to live the day after you left Japan, and the staff there didn’t know when she disappeared, and her whereabouts are still unknown to this day.”

"What did you say?!" Seiya flew into a rage, "You mean you plan to deny it after Kido Mitsumasa died?!"

At this time, another boy came out from behind the curtain where the holy clothes stand was placed, and while moving his wrist, he looked at Seiya with disgust: "Enough! You don't even look at this place! You can play wild in front of Miss Saori ?!"

I silently drank a whole can of Coke, then squashed it and threw it into the trash can across the room, and rested my chin to watch the live broadcast of two little bronze chickens pinching each other, exposing each other, and finally fisting each other Plus, in a few seconds, the glass display screen for projection and the long solid wood table where the microphone was placed were smashed to pieces. The wind pressure of the fist created a bunch of large and small craters on the wall of the room, and the room was in chaos for a while. , the reporters and staff were scared and hid everywhere, only the photographer brother was still working conscientiously with the rubble falling from his head, it is really hard work for you!

The only person in the audience who was not affected was Saori, she stood calmly watching the two teenagers fight for a long time, and then spoke slowly in Greek: "Enough, Seiya, Xiewu, if you continue to fight this room The house should collapse, one of the principles of a saint is not to harm civilians, right?"

The two teenagers snorted before stopping, but the atmosphere was still tense.

Saori continued to say to Seiya: "Seiya, why don't we sign a new agreement? You stay and participate in the Galaxy Arena, so that audiences all over the world will see you through the broadcast, no matter where your sister is now Everywhere, everyone will definitely see you and try to contact us. The Guradu Consortium will do everything possible to help you find your sister. We have the world's leading intelligence network, and the success rate is always higher than if you go out alone to find your sister. Bar?"

Seiya's face was uncertain, and finally he turned and left without saying anything.Chensi and Xiewu wanted to rush forward, but Saori gave them a look and could only give up resentfully.

Turning around and walking in front of the camera, Saori calmly guided the cameraman to focus on the horrifying traces of destruction: "Look - this is the trace left by the martial arts competition between the saint fighters. You have already experienced it firsthand. And audiences in front of the TV, from tomorrow, September 9th, you can enter the Guradu Arena to watch the fighting between the saints at close range. At the same time, TV stations from all over the world Every day’s exciting events will also be broadcast in real time, please don’t miss it.”

After saying that, Saori bowed slightly to salute everyone, and then left the messy scene surrounded by the staff, and the TV station immediately switched to the promotional MV of the Galaxy Tournament.

Should it be said that she is the reincarnation of the goddess of wisdom?They actually used the damage traces left by Seiya and Xiewu to publicize it. Fortunately, Seiya left early, otherwise he would have died of anger... I got up and dug out a set of dark tight sportswear from the suitcase and changed into it. Seeing that it was almost dark outside, he locked the door, turned out the window, and ran towards the Shiroto mansion stepping on the row of eaves.

After squatting for a short time, they waited for Saori and his group who came back from the reception, followed by a bank cash transport truck that had been greatly modified, and soon turned to a very hidden corner, got down He gathered a bunch of bodyguards with live ammunition, and then carefully lifted out the holy cloth boxes one by one from the car, which seemed to be sent to the underground vault.

It seems that it's really hard to inquire for a while, the city households actually used mercenaries to protect these holy clothes... I watched the bodyguards vigilantly looking around with their guns, and then went underground with the holy clothes Vault, touched his chin for a while, decided to go home first, although it is not a problem to knock them all out with my strength, but it will inevitably cause disturbance.

At this time, I suddenly felt a strange small universe rushing over from another direction, I quickly restrained my breath, and waited for the development—huh?Could it be that besides me, is there anyone else coming to inquire about the news?

Soon the owner of the small universe appeared in my field of vision. Due to the angle, I couldn't see the other person's face. I could only vaguely see that he was a slender and fit boy with half-length hair slightly wavy. Under the dim light, one can vaguely see the luster of flowing pale gold.

blond hair?I thought about it, and it seems that only Binghe in the bronze has a blond and blue-eyed mixed-race appearance because he is a Japanese-Russian mixed race.He seems to have an order when he comes back this time, right?Execute all the holy warriors who participated in the private fight... Pope, you really underestimated how tough these bronze little strongmen are. If you send some gold over at the beginning, nothing will happen afterwards.

Thinking of this, I carefully adjusted my hiding posture and stared at the glacier, and then...

Then this kid did something that made me vomit three liters of blood!He actually pressed his hand directly on the door of the underground vault and began to burn the small universe. Within a minute, the entire door was frozen into a huge lump of ice. The steel gate was pulled out of the ground like a manhole cover!

I watched dumbfounded as he tossed the door panel aside and jumped in—what the fuck!It's really a proper Maozi way of thinking!If the password is too difficult to decipher, do you simply dismantle the entire safe? !How could you sneak in like this? !

The author has something to say:

Tell a joke: What is the difference between Americans and Russians robbing banks?

答:

Americans will take out a lot of pretending high-tech tools to break the alarm

the russians will pull out their bazookas and blow up the whole bank