[Quick Transmigration] The strategy is wrong!
Chapter 33 Kicking off the Stallion: The Strategy Girl 3
When the editor was fully engaged in re-creating the script, the director felt that the gold content of raising these people was too high, so he asked them not to pause, just shoot like this _(:3」∠)_
After beating Jiang Yining, Xiaoqing suddenly felt that her waist didn't hurt, her legs didn't hurt, her food was delicious, and she ate two more grilled chicken wings at noon. The very refreshed Xiaoqing stretched out her hand: "Where's the script?"
The director stood upright, with a serious face, and with his hands behind his back, he said seriously to the leading actors present: "You guys have too little time to be in the industry, today I will tell you a famous saying in the entertainment industry. A good actor does not need a script! A rigid actor who reads his lines completely according to the plot will never be popular!" Although the director is human-like, what he said is really bachelor.
Xiaoqing gnawed at the melon seeds: "...Just say that there is no script or the script hasn't been released yet, wouldn't it be enough!"
However, the director has resolutely decided that this "Revenge of the Returned Wife of the Heir to a Rich Family" will never return in the process of becoming a classic work of Lei drama~
The only good thing is that Lin Xiaoqing finally doesn't have to wear the fluffy sailor suit under the group this time.The director asked her to go to the costume room to choose clothes by herself, as long as they met the costume requirements of the Republic of China period.
Xiaoqing automatically ignored the director's last sentence and chose cosplay clothes.She has always wanted to wear the clothes of Cardcaptor Sakura, and this time her dream finally came true, life is so beautiful qaq
Xiaoqing took a lot of effort to put on the complicated two-dimensional clothes, put on the hood and took a selfie in the full-length mirror before going out, only to find that she was not the only one wearing strange clothes, completely different from the timeline of the script conform to.Even Xu Xueer was wearing modern skinny pants, high heels and a khaki windbreaker, with pear blossom hair and sunglasses, she was completely like a high-cold goddess, except... there was still a pillow under her stomach...
And female No. [-] is still in a school uniform. Xu Xueer, who gave up chatting with Xiaoqing when she saw Xiaoqing, leaned forward and said angrily, "I wanted to wear couple clothes with you..."
Xiaoqing glanced at her: "Aren't you my assistant?"
"Damn it. I'm a part-time job now... the monster also needs to find a job that includes food and lodging." The female No. [-] muttered in a low voice.Xiaoqing couldn't help but want to ask if monsters really don't know such high-energy skills as turning stones into gold?She, walked over to chat with Xu Xueer casually.
By the way, Xiaoqing is now the second female lead, a girl who...who knows what kind of personality the screenwriter will give her, anyway, she should act in her true colors before then_(:3」∠)_
Although the director was horrified when he saw everyone's costumes, he was still defeated by Yan Hao, and he resolutely...approved again!
Xiaoqing... Sure enough, Cardcaptor Sakura is allowed to exist no matter where she is!
Female No. [-] is praying under the peach blossom tree. Her long black hair and light blue dress are fluttering in the wind. She looks so youthful and beautiful, unless she can’t hear her lines: "Flower God, Flower God, Please grant me the power of the Dragon God."
Collect five dragon balls to summon the Dragon God?What the hell is this!Revenge of the Wife of the Heir to a Rich Family How are you? !
When female No. [-] put her hands together to pray earnestly for the second time, Xiaoqing, who was watching the play, was accidentally pushed out by the director, and she just shoved it in front of the camera, giving a close-up of her face .
"You, are you the flower god?" Female No. [-] had tears in her eyes: "My flower god, you are finally here... You must have come to save me who is suffering, my God. Please, save me ..."
"...I, I..." The director moved his lips to cheer Qing Wusheng, and the entire crew focused on her, looking forward to the divine development she brought. Xiaoqing really lived up to everyone's expectations. She clearly Clearing her throat, she said, "I'm delivering a courier! Yes, that's right... Hello, I'm from xx courier company, and here's a copy of your courier, please sign, thank you!" It's in my pocket, I haven't lost it... Huh?Where's the pen? !
"..." Xiaoqing wiped tears from the fourth female on the head of the pen, and covered her chest in an instant: "Flower God... why, why are you so cruel to me! I would rather pretend to be a courier than admit your identity to me .”
Xiaoqing was hugged by the female No. [-] princess before answering the words, and the female No. [-] was still affectionate: "Ah~ my flower god, you must know that I haven't shopped on Taobao these days Pass."
"I went shopping, I bought comics and magazines, so...whether you really love your Flower God or not, you still love to put me down, bastard!" Xiaoqing has already decided to take part in taekwondo and judo, every day It's so embarrassing to be picked up casually if you can't beat it every time!No... hug it up qaq
"No, Flower God, if you catch me, you won't let go." Female No. [-]'s cheeks gradually turned red, and she felt that her heartbeat was no longer coordinated. Putting down the opponent with a straight face, squeezed Xiaoqing's shoulders tightly, and then... ran away...
Fuck, she was kissed by a girl and she ran away!No... No, it's not normal, it just brushed against her lips. She blushed a lot!
Or is this actually a way for monsters to express their affection, such as cats, dogs, etc...
In Xu Xueer's stiff smile, the director pulled the editor over, covered his nosebleed and said, "Look, did you see it!!!"
The editor who worked overtime these days nodded vicissitudes of life: "I know... Courier, Taobao, Cardcaptor Sakura, sailor suit, modern Bai Fumei, ha ha! Director, I know how to write." The editor showed a touch of paleness. Changed smile.
The director hammered the editor a few times without knowing it, and still took the other party to explain the plot, "Yes, I know, you still understand me. You just write like this. In ancient times, there were three big demons here, and Flower God was one of them. She was very Beauty, the whole person looks like a fairy hibiscus out of water, did you make it, well, I know you made it! There are countless demons who have a crush on the flower god, and then this story will start with the beauty of the flower god... as a little girl The very small demon female No. [-] can only secretly fall in love with Flora, until the space flying saucers collide with the ancients and destroy them......"
After listening to the vicissitudes of life, the editor seemed to be ten years older. Looking at the director who was still chattering, he covered his blood-loving chest: "Director, let me remind you that the doctor has bandaged the male lead's wound, and the second male lead has just arrived. Reported, now being brought to drink tea by Xu Xueer, do you want to meet him?"
The director blinked suspiciously: "Male number two, what are they doing here?......"
And when Xiaoqing was looking for a place with a good signal to browse Weibo, Lin Xiaoche, who abandoned the documents and drove a luxury car all the way, wanted to see his younger sister.
The scene she just saw.
Yes……
Damn, her sister was molested...was molested...by a girl...between girls and girls!What should I do if I suddenly feel weird and uncomfortable?
After a phone call, Xiaoqing, who was stunned, put down her happy Weibo and ran over to meet the benefactor: "Sister, are you here to pick me up?" What if she suddenly didn't want to go back? Filming is actually quite fun.Fortunately, Xiaoqing didn't have to worry about it. Lin Xiaoche didn't come to take her home at all.
Lin Xiaoche said coldly: "...I warn you, don't take that her home!" What she clearly wanted to say was, don't mess around...
Who is he {she}...Jiang Yining?By the way, when I was at home a few days ago, I often let the maid use her number to chat with Jiang Yining. Lin Xiaoche was curious and warned her not to have too much contact with Jiang Yining, so it must be him now.Xiaoqing, who thought it was the truth, immediately patted her chest and promised, "Sister, you're safe~ I've found out his true colors, he's a scumbag, he's cheating everywhere, I've already deleted his cell phone number, won't Contact her again, don't believe me."
Xiaoqing took out her mobile phone and handed it over to show that she had nothing to do with the scumbag. It was definitely an innocent determination.Lin Xiaoche didn't take it, and let Xiaoqing's hand stay in mid-air, Lin Xiaoche turned his head in embarrassment: "Anyway, I'm doing it for your own good, just don't be obedient! ... And I'll buy you snacks on the way, you take them back Eat slowly in the dormitory."
Lin Xiaoche came and left silently, Lin Xiaoqing shrugged, forget it, why did she come...he better drag his things to the dormitory first.
As for why it is procrastinating... because there are several sacks, dear!
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Xu Xueer was cutting vegetables in the kitchen, and when she saw female No. [-] steaming steamed buns, she helped her pick up the firewood and smiled gently at the corner of her mouth, pretending not to care, and said, "Do you like Jiang Yining?"
Female No. [-] licked her lips, as if feeling the softness of that man again, she couldn't help but evoked a smirk, which made Xu Xueer feel extremely obtrusive.
"do not like!"
"You should like him."
Female No. [-] tried to check the temperature of the steamed buns, but they were not cooked yet, so she covered the pot and let it continue to steam, curiously said: "Why do I like him, that pig head... so stupid!" How dare you insult Xiaoqing, damn it!
"Why don't you like him? Don't forget what you are doing... Carnivores can eat vegetarian food once or twice, but you and humans are always different." Xu Xueer remembered... One of the beauties Jiang Yining brought back later, a A meat-loving woman, a... vixen.Jiang Yining admitted it himself after being drunk. At that time, Xu Xueer thought it was drunk talk, until... that happened.
Female No. [-]'s eyes flickered incomprehensibly, and it took her a long time to smile: "Sister, now the price of meat has dropped, ten yuan a catty of pork! If you can't afford it, I'll treat you!"
"..."
Chapter 34 Kicking off the Stallion: The Strategy for Three Thousand Girls
"Flora...Look, the stars are so beautiful tonight...Flower God, my flower god."
Female No. [-] invaded with her head tilted and leaned on Xiaoqing's shoulder, her bright eyes contained an unconcealable smile and infinite satisfaction.
Looking at the stars with the one I love, this wish I made 400 years ago has come true today, and it feels pretty good√
Female No. [-] murmured softly: "A person has lived alone for hundreds of years, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years. I have seen the intrigues of human beings, the change of dynasties, and the change of years. I have always been like an outsider. I have never felt more deeply now. Yes, I am active. I am a fairy living in this world. Flora, I am so happy! Huh? Why don’t you talk all the time?”
Lin Xiaoqing covered her sheep coat tightly, what the hell, feeding mosquitoes here at night and blowing cold wind is so painful, I really want to go back to sleep in the warm blanket.Seeing that the female number two kept irritating in her ears, it seemed that she was bound to hear her answer, or she would never give up. When Xiaoqing was defeated, she just groaned casually and agreed. "Yeah yeah."
"Flower God, are you hungry? Let me bake sweet potatoes for you."
"casual."
The sweet potatoes were bought by Lin Xiaoche casually from passer-by farmers, and they were kept in sacks. Xiaoqing went crazy after dragging the things to the dormitory. Damn, she dragged them so sweaty, I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, even if it wasn’t in it Imported snacks thought at least there were spicy strips? !
All the sweet potatoes.
Xiaoqing, who doesn't like roasted sweet potatoes very much, simply took them to the kitchen for business, and won the crew's gratitude... These days, every day, the love of steamed buns and pickles drives people crazy. Sister Xiaoqing is a good person!
In Xiaoqing's speechless voice, the director raised his hand to stop and snapped his fingers. The editor immediately understood the director's meaning, and everyone in the props team quickly prepared things and lit a charcoal fire.
Must give praise~(≧▽≦)/~
The camera turned to Xiaoqing again.
"Xue'er, it's almost ripe, and you can eat it later." The second male came on stage. As a man, he consciously flipped the sweet potatoes grilled in the coals with iron tongs, and even took the time to wink at Xiaoqing.This annoyed Xu Xueer, who was watching from the sidelines, but she, who is used to acting, would never show it no matter how hard she wanted to put the male number two in a sack and beat her face a thousand times, and said with a gentle smile: "No Yes, thank you, I have a child, it's better to eat some nutritious food." The kindness unique to motherhood on her face blinded people's eyes.
You forgot to stuff the pillow in tonight, your stomach is flat _(:3」∠)_
If I remind now, will I be beaten to death or beaten to death?Xiaoqing silently swallowed what she wanted to say: "I don't need it anymore." She would rather go back to sleep than barbecue...
"Why don't we get some meat and vegetables, mushrooms, cabbage, eggplant, etc. to roast?" After knowing Xiaoqing's Bai Fumei's identity, the male number two rolled his eyes and showed that he wanted to chase Xiaoqing with practical actions without saying a word. Xiaoqing has the goal of winning the beauty back.This behavior of making no secret that the target was Xiaoqing made Xu Xueer and the female No. [-] all kinds of angry, wanting to put on a sack in the dead of night and beat him up!However, Lin Xiaoqing, the person involved in their psychological activities, hadn't noticed it yet, and was so horribly dull!
Xiaoqing glanced at him, yawned boredly and said, "If you can find these things, I'm okay with it!" _(:3」∠)_
Not to mention that just now the crew hadn't experienced the life of steamed buns and pickled vegetables. After receiving Xiaoqing's reply, the male number two was in various states of mind, thinking that his sincerity had finally touched the daughter of a company boss in the entertainment industry.Just to say that the moment Jiang Yining, who was beaten, walked out of the room with bandages and gauze, the first time he saw Xiaoqing and the male number two together and the male number two smiling... "The adulterer! I beat him so hard this time, so that's how it is."
He felt that Lin Xiaoqing had to be taught a lesson. No matter how beautiful the family was and how rich he was, he still couldn't hook up with him and had to obey the three virtues.No matter whether Jiang Yining was filming or not, he walked over the crowd and gritted his teeth and said, "Lin Xiaoqing!"
"Ah? Why!" Ever since the system said that it is not necessary to use the favorability of the stallion, Xiaoqing has never paid attention to him again, oh, by the way, except for beating him with everyone last time!Hitting a stallion is very exciting!
"Lin Xiaoqing,...heh, if you want to be my woman, then don't get entangled with other men! Hmph, why are you still standing there? Get out of here?" After finishing speaking, he waved provocatively at the male number two Fist, such a slap in the face of labor and capital, made the male number two couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his face: "Who is this bastard? Did he come here from that mental hospital?"
"He, the hero of this wealthy heir's wife's revenge!" Xiaoqing murmured, "He's still a sick and not serious hero!" Can I look blindly ... Waiting, Xu Xueer also beat him hard last time?And when Jiang Yining walked over, Xu Xueer didn't even raise her eyebrows.
Xu Xueer: "En? What's wrong?"
Don't you love Jiang Yining? ... Xiaoqing: "Aren't you going to stop them?"
"Let them fight... the dog bites the dog's hair, heh." Xu Xueer said inaudibly, Xiaoqing turned her head curiously, and she shook her head slightly: "It's okay."
Jiang Yining felt that his self-esteem as a man had been insulted, and the person who insulted him even gave him a cuckold... It's unbearable!He selectively forgot that he was a wounded person, and just went on stage with his fists pumped!Is it possible for the male number two to let him hit it?Of course not!In front of so many people in the same circle and in front of Bai Fumei Lin Xiaoqing who he is pursuing, if the male number two admits to love him, he doesn't have to mess around.
"For the dignity of a man, I will fight with you!" Jiang Yining shouted while squishing his fists...
The editor hurriedly tore out several pages of the newly written script, drew several red lines and handed them to Xu Xueer and Xiaoqing for them to read to each other! "Come on...it's filming, don't be distracted."
After Xiaoqing hastily glanced at a few lines, he was knocked down by the five thunders: "What the hell is this! Dear Xue'er... go to the room to prepare golden sore medicine first?"
"No." Even if someone was actually fighting Xu Xue'er at the scene, she would still be able to join the scene: "I'm going to save him, Kang, Kang Kangkang... the child, the child cannot live without a father!"
Xiaoqing tugged at her sleeves, begging bitterly: "No, Xue'er, you can't go, I can't live without you! Without you, how can I live in this world of mortals? I might as well just go..." Three choices, Yizhanghong, rope and knife, editor, you are so caring little cotton jacket!
"No, Kang..." The third voice added crying.
"No, Cher..."
"No, Kang..."
After countless times in a row, the two were tired from the hand-to-hand combat, and the second male manager just received a call and rushed over.Unexpectedly, it was still a step late, the male number two had already turned into panda eyes, and his leg was injured by a chair...
How important is the face to an artist!And the most unacceptable thing for an artist is that a week disappears in the eyes of the audience, that is definitely a rhythm that will be forgotten.The male number two is now so injured that he can't do without a good rest. His manager said harshly, "Jiang Yining, right? Just wait for me!"
"...Just wait and wait, thinking that labor and management are afraid of you!" Jiang Yining's arrogant voice still lingered in the ears of the people who also got into the ambulance.
Is the second male protagonist just like this cannon fodder? ==.
It feels so rough and beautiful, she can't bear to look at it!
"Okay, okay, it's okay, editor, remember to buy some fruit and go see the two of them. All departments stop watching the show, return to their positions, and now we will continue filming!"
The editor has been working overtime for a simple script these days, and Xiaoqing's expression was always wide open in surprise after he got it and read it.
This is really a shocking story of weeping ghosts and gods!
"Director, I read that right! Jane Jin wrote that Xu Xueer likes female number four, and female number four likes me. I have a crush on Xu Xueer. This is a love triangle... and Xu Xueer is an alien, and female number four is God, the two of them made a bet to see who can find true love first in the world, and finally regained memory by chance, and my original body is... Cardcaptor Sakura's sister, and I have a daughter named Fallen Angel Satan? There is a son named Qin Shihuang!"
I feel so tired that I won't love again ==.
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Unknowingly, Xiaoqing has been filming a miraculous love triangle for a while. Every day, she gets bored with Xu Xueer and then gets bored watching Xu Xueer and female No. [-] and then...she is crazy!
Fuck, I love you, you don't love me, I love her, why on earth?I can give you a better life for your children, I can support your husband {Jiang Yining} and the second male student who fought and was killed {the ending given by the director}, I can still seek justice for you, why why Xu Xueer you Don't love me and love female No. [-]?
Also, I recovered my memory. It turns out that I still have another identity as Diao Chan, one of the four beauties, and you are the princess among aliens. Why can't I and you!
Reading lines is so tiring_(:3」∠)_
But after today, it is God's expectation that it will be completed after today.
Xiaoqing's obsidian-like eyes are so bright that it's frightening: "Xu Xueer... I'm bankrupt." Thinking that she is about to be relieved and she really can't cry, what should she do? She can only lower her head so that people can't see her cheeks. Smiling, the audience in front of the TV couldn't see it: "Xue'er, my family is going to sell me to the xx local tycoon's family as a concubine. I escaped. I just want to ask you, have you ever loved me?"
Xu Xueer held the hand of her son {the reincarnation of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty}, and said calmly, "I loved it."
Xiaoqing's eyes burst out with brilliance: "Xue'er...you..."
"But so what?"
"Cher..."
"That's enough!" The female No. [-] has long since lost her role. She stayed on the set purely for Xiaoqing, and now she is fed up with Xiaoqing's sad eyes: "It's good that she has something, but Is it just a stupid human being? Is there anything worthy of your love for her!" The female number four was angry, and she was very annoyed by the fact that she had been fighting with Xu Xueer for the past few days and knew nothing about the person involved, but now that Xiaoqing confessed, the object of the confession is still Her rival in love, even if she knows about acting, she can't stand it!
She hugged Xiaoqing directly with the princess, gave Xu Xueer a cold look, then spread her six-winged wings on her back, and flew into the sky!
Xiaoqing, what do you want to do, call the system, call the system, I saw a fox grow wings
Director: "Fucking monster! Camera snapshot! Is this good material to promote the science of this show?"
EDIT: "Angels? I would be remiss not to include an angel theme."
Passerby A: "What the hell!"
Xu Xueer opened her eyes wide and raised her hand to the void in disbelief: "Xiaoqing!!!"
[Note that the author has something to say: there will be a lucky draw on the Lantern Festival! 】
After beating Jiang Yining, Xiaoqing suddenly felt that her waist didn't hurt, her legs didn't hurt, her food was delicious, and she ate two more grilled chicken wings at noon. The very refreshed Xiaoqing stretched out her hand: "Where's the script?"
The director stood upright, with a serious face, and with his hands behind his back, he said seriously to the leading actors present: "You guys have too little time to be in the industry, today I will tell you a famous saying in the entertainment industry. A good actor does not need a script! A rigid actor who reads his lines completely according to the plot will never be popular!" Although the director is human-like, what he said is really bachelor.
Xiaoqing gnawed at the melon seeds: "...Just say that there is no script or the script hasn't been released yet, wouldn't it be enough!"
However, the director has resolutely decided that this "Revenge of the Returned Wife of the Heir to a Rich Family" will never return in the process of becoming a classic work of Lei drama~
The only good thing is that Lin Xiaoqing finally doesn't have to wear the fluffy sailor suit under the group this time.The director asked her to go to the costume room to choose clothes by herself, as long as they met the costume requirements of the Republic of China period.
Xiaoqing automatically ignored the director's last sentence and chose cosplay clothes.She has always wanted to wear the clothes of Cardcaptor Sakura, and this time her dream finally came true, life is so beautiful qaq
Xiaoqing took a lot of effort to put on the complicated two-dimensional clothes, put on the hood and took a selfie in the full-length mirror before going out, only to find that she was not the only one wearing strange clothes, completely different from the timeline of the script conform to.Even Xu Xueer was wearing modern skinny pants, high heels and a khaki windbreaker, with pear blossom hair and sunglasses, she was completely like a high-cold goddess, except... there was still a pillow under her stomach...
And female No. [-] is still in a school uniform. Xu Xueer, who gave up chatting with Xiaoqing when she saw Xiaoqing, leaned forward and said angrily, "I wanted to wear couple clothes with you..."
Xiaoqing glanced at her: "Aren't you my assistant?"
"Damn it. I'm a part-time job now... the monster also needs to find a job that includes food and lodging." The female No. [-] muttered in a low voice.Xiaoqing couldn't help but want to ask if monsters really don't know such high-energy skills as turning stones into gold?She, walked over to chat with Xu Xueer casually.
By the way, Xiaoqing is now the second female lead, a girl who...who knows what kind of personality the screenwriter will give her, anyway, she should act in her true colors before then_(:3」∠)_
Although the director was horrified when he saw everyone's costumes, he was still defeated by Yan Hao, and he resolutely...approved again!
Xiaoqing... Sure enough, Cardcaptor Sakura is allowed to exist no matter where she is!
Female No. [-] is praying under the peach blossom tree. Her long black hair and light blue dress are fluttering in the wind. She looks so youthful and beautiful, unless she can’t hear her lines: "Flower God, Flower God, Please grant me the power of the Dragon God."
Collect five dragon balls to summon the Dragon God?What the hell is this!Revenge of the Wife of the Heir to a Rich Family How are you? !
When female No. [-] put her hands together to pray earnestly for the second time, Xiaoqing, who was watching the play, was accidentally pushed out by the director, and she just shoved it in front of the camera, giving a close-up of her face .
"You, are you the flower god?" Female No. [-] had tears in her eyes: "My flower god, you are finally here... You must have come to save me who is suffering, my God. Please, save me ..."
"...I, I..." The director moved his lips to cheer Qing Wusheng, and the entire crew focused on her, looking forward to the divine development she brought. Xiaoqing really lived up to everyone's expectations. She clearly Clearing her throat, she said, "I'm delivering a courier! Yes, that's right... Hello, I'm from xx courier company, and here's a copy of your courier, please sign, thank you!" It's in my pocket, I haven't lost it... Huh?Where's the pen? !
"..." Xiaoqing wiped tears from the fourth female on the head of the pen, and covered her chest in an instant: "Flower God... why, why are you so cruel to me! I would rather pretend to be a courier than admit your identity to me .”
Xiaoqing was hugged by the female No. [-] princess before answering the words, and the female No. [-] was still affectionate: "Ah~ my flower god, you must know that I haven't shopped on Taobao these days Pass."
"I went shopping, I bought comics and magazines, so...whether you really love your Flower God or not, you still love to put me down, bastard!" Xiaoqing has already decided to take part in taekwondo and judo, every day It's so embarrassing to be picked up casually if you can't beat it every time!No... hug it up qaq
"No, Flower God, if you catch me, you won't let go." Female No. [-]'s cheeks gradually turned red, and she felt that her heartbeat was no longer coordinated. Putting down the opponent with a straight face, squeezed Xiaoqing's shoulders tightly, and then... ran away...
Fuck, she was kissed by a girl and she ran away!No... No, it's not normal, it just brushed against her lips. She blushed a lot!
Or is this actually a way for monsters to express their affection, such as cats, dogs, etc...
In Xu Xueer's stiff smile, the director pulled the editor over, covered his nosebleed and said, "Look, did you see it!!!"
The editor who worked overtime these days nodded vicissitudes of life: "I know... Courier, Taobao, Cardcaptor Sakura, sailor suit, modern Bai Fumei, ha ha! Director, I know how to write." The editor showed a touch of paleness. Changed smile.
The director hammered the editor a few times without knowing it, and still took the other party to explain the plot, "Yes, I know, you still understand me. You just write like this. In ancient times, there were three big demons here, and Flower God was one of them. She was very Beauty, the whole person looks like a fairy hibiscus out of water, did you make it, well, I know you made it! There are countless demons who have a crush on the flower god, and then this story will start with the beauty of the flower god... as a little girl The very small demon female No. [-] can only secretly fall in love with Flora, until the space flying saucers collide with the ancients and destroy them......"
After listening to the vicissitudes of life, the editor seemed to be ten years older. Looking at the director who was still chattering, he covered his blood-loving chest: "Director, let me remind you that the doctor has bandaged the male lead's wound, and the second male lead has just arrived. Reported, now being brought to drink tea by Xu Xueer, do you want to meet him?"
The director blinked suspiciously: "Male number two, what are they doing here?......"
And when Xiaoqing was looking for a place with a good signal to browse Weibo, Lin Xiaoche, who abandoned the documents and drove a luxury car all the way, wanted to see his younger sister.
The scene she just saw.
Yes……
Damn, her sister was molested...was molested...by a girl...between girls and girls!What should I do if I suddenly feel weird and uncomfortable?
After a phone call, Xiaoqing, who was stunned, put down her happy Weibo and ran over to meet the benefactor: "Sister, are you here to pick me up?" What if she suddenly didn't want to go back? Filming is actually quite fun.Fortunately, Xiaoqing didn't have to worry about it. Lin Xiaoche didn't come to take her home at all.
Lin Xiaoche said coldly: "...I warn you, don't take that her home!" What she clearly wanted to say was, don't mess around...
Who is he {she}...Jiang Yining?By the way, when I was at home a few days ago, I often let the maid use her number to chat with Jiang Yining. Lin Xiaoche was curious and warned her not to have too much contact with Jiang Yining, so it must be him now.Xiaoqing, who thought it was the truth, immediately patted her chest and promised, "Sister, you're safe~ I've found out his true colors, he's a scumbag, he's cheating everywhere, I've already deleted his cell phone number, won't Contact her again, don't believe me."
Xiaoqing took out her mobile phone and handed it over to show that she had nothing to do with the scumbag. It was definitely an innocent determination.Lin Xiaoche didn't take it, and let Xiaoqing's hand stay in mid-air, Lin Xiaoche turned his head in embarrassment: "Anyway, I'm doing it for your own good, just don't be obedient! ... And I'll buy you snacks on the way, you take them back Eat slowly in the dormitory."
Lin Xiaoche came and left silently, Lin Xiaoqing shrugged, forget it, why did she come...he better drag his things to the dormitory first.
As for why it is procrastinating... because there are several sacks, dear!
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Xu Xueer was cutting vegetables in the kitchen, and when she saw female No. [-] steaming steamed buns, she helped her pick up the firewood and smiled gently at the corner of her mouth, pretending not to care, and said, "Do you like Jiang Yining?"
Female No. [-] licked her lips, as if feeling the softness of that man again, she couldn't help but evoked a smirk, which made Xu Xueer feel extremely obtrusive.
"do not like!"
"You should like him."
Female No. [-] tried to check the temperature of the steamed buns, but they were not cooked yet, so she covered the pot and let it continue to steam, curiously said: "Why do I like him, that pig head... so stupid!" How dare you insult Xiaoqing, damn it!
"Why don't you like him? Don't forget what you are doing... Carnivores can eat vegetarian food once or twice, but you and humans are always different." Xu Xueer remembered... One of the beauties Jiang Yining brought back later, a A meat-loving woman, a... vixen.Jiang Yining admitted it himself after being drunk. At that time, Xu Xueer thought it was drunk talk, until... that happened.
Female No. [-]'s eyes flickered incomprehensibly, and it took her a long time to smile: "Sister, now the price of meat has dropped, ten yuan a catty of pork! If you can't afford it, I'll treat you!"
"..."
Chapter 34 Kicking off the Stallion: The Strategy for Three Thousand Girls
"Flora...Look, the stars are so beautiful tonight...Flower God, my flower god."
Female No. [-] invaded with her head tilted and leaned on Xiaoqing's shoulder, her bright eyes contained an unconcealable smile and infinite satisfaction.
Looking at the stars with the one I love, this wish I made 400 years ago has come true today, and it feels pretty good√
Female No. [-] murmured softly: "A person has lived alone for hundreds of years, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years. I have seen the intrigues of human beings, the change of dynasties, and the change of years. I have always been like an outsider. I have never felt more deeply now. Yes, I am active. I am a fairy living in this world. Flora, I am so happy! Huh? Why don’t you talk all the time?”
Lin Xiaoqing covered her sheep coat tightly, what the hell, feeding mosquitoes here at night and blowing cold wind is so painful, I really want to go back to sleep in the warm blanket.Seeing that the female number two kept irritating in her ears, it seemed that she was bound to hear her answer, or she would never give up. When Xiaoqing was defeated, she just groaned casually and agreed. "Yeah yeah."
"Flower God, are you hungry? Let me bake sweet potatoes for you."
"casual."
The sweet potatoes were bought by Lin Xiaoche casually from passer-by farmers, and they were kept in sacks. Xiaoqing went crazy after dragging the things to the dormitory. Damn, she dragged them so sweaty, I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, even if it wasn’t in it Imported snacks thought at least there were spicy strips? !
All the sweet potatoes.
Xiaoqing, who doesn't like roasted sweet potatoes very much, simply took them to the kitchen for business, and won the crew's gratitude... These days, every day, the love of steamed buns and pickles drives people crazy. Sister Xiaoqing is a good person!
In Xiaoqing's speechless voice, the director raised his hand to stop and snapped his fingers. The editor immediately understood the director's meaning, and everyone in the props team quickly prepared things and lit a charcoal fire.
Must give praise~(≧▽≦)/~
The camera turned to Xiaoqing again.
"Xue'er, it's almost ripe, and you can eat it later." The second male came on stage. As a man, he consciously flipped the sweet potatoes grilled in the coals with iron tongs, and even took the time to wink at Xiaoqing.This annoyed Xu Xueer, who was watching from the sidelines, but she, who is used to acting, would never show it no matter how hard she wanted to put the male number two in a sack and beat her face a thousand times, and said with a gentle smile: "No Yes, thank you, I have a child, it's better to eat some nutritious food." The kindness unique to motherhood on her face blinded people's eyes.
You forgot to stuff the pillow in tonight, your stomach is flat _(:3」∠)_
If I remind now, will I be beaten to death or beaten to death?Xiaoqing silently swallowed what she wanted to say: "I don't need it anymore." She would rather go back to sleep than barbecue...
"Why don't we get some meat and vegetables, mushrooms, cabbage, eggplant, etc. to roast?" After knowing Xiaoqing's Bai Fumei's identity, the male number two rolled his eyes and showed that he wanted to chase Xiaoqing with practical actions without saying a word. Xiaoqing has the goal of winning the beauty back.This behavior of making no secret that the target was Xiaoqing made Xu Xueer and the female No. [-] all kinds of angry, wanting to put on a sack in the dead of night and beat him up!However, Lin Xiaoqing, the person involved in their psychological activities, hadn't noticed it yet, and was so horribly dull!
Xiaoqing glanced at him, yawned boredly and said, "If you can find these things, I'm okay with it!" _(:3」∠)_
Not to mention that just now the crew hadn't experienced the life of steamed buns and pickled vegetables. After receiving Xiaoqing's reply, the male number two was in various states of mind, thinking that his sincerity had finally touched the daughter of a company boss in the entertainment industry.Just to say that the moment Jiang Yining, who was beaten, walked out of the room with bandages and gauze, the first time he saw Xiaoqing and the male number two together and the male number two smiling... "The adulterer! I beat him so hard this time, so that's how it is."
He felt that Lin Xiaoqing had to be taught a lesson. No matter how beautiful the family was and how rich he was, he still couldn't hook up with him and had to obey the three virtues.No matter whether Jiang Yining was filming or not, he walked over the crowd and gritted his teeth and said, "Lin Xiaoqing!"
"Ah? Why!" Ever since the system said that it is not necessary to use the favorability of the stallion, Xiaoqing has never paid attention to him again, oh, by the way, except for beating him with everyone last time!Hitting a stallion is very exciting!
"Lin Xiaoqing,...heh, if you want to be my woman, then don't get entangled with other men! Hmph, why are you still standing there? Get out of here?" After finishing speaking, he waved provocatively at the male number two Fist, such a slap in the face of labor and capital, made the male number two couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his face: "Who is this bastard? Did he come here from that mental hospital?"
"He, the hero of this wealthy heir's wife's revenge!" Xiaoqing murmured, "He's still a sick and not serious hero!" Can I look blindly ... Waiting, Xu Xueer also beat him hard last time?And when Jiang Yining walked over, Xu Xueer didn't even raise her eyebrows.
Xu Xueer: "En? What's wrong?"
Don't you love Jiang Yining? ... Xiaoqing: "Aren't you going to stop them?"
"Let them fight... the dog bites the dog's hair, heh." Xu Xueer said inaudibly, Xiaoqing turned her head curiously, and she shook her head slightly: "It's okay."
Jiang Yining felt that his self-esteem as a man had been insulted, and the person who insulted him even gave him a cuckold... It's unbearable!He selectively forgot that he was a wounded person, and just went on stage with his fists pumped!Is it possible for the male number two to let him hit it?Of course not!In front of so many people in the same circle and in front of Bai Fumei Lin Xiaoqing who he is pursuing, if the male number two admits to love him, he doesn't have to mess around.
"For the dignity of a man, I will fight with you!" Jiang Yining shouted while squishing his fists...
The editor hurriedly tore out several pages of the newly written script, drew several red lines and handed them to Xu Xueer and Xiaoqing for them to read to each other! "Come on...it's filming, don't be distracted."
After Xiaoqing hastily glanced at a few lines, he was knocked down by the five thunders: "What the hell is this! Dear Xue'er... go to the room to prepare golden sore medicine first?"
"No." Even if someone was actually fighting Xu Xue'er at the scene, she would still be able to join the scene: "I'm going to save him, Kang, Kang Kangkang... the child, the child cannot live without a father!"
Xiaoqing tugged at her sleeves, begging bitterly: "No, Xue'er, you can't go, I can't live without you! Without you, how can I live in this world of mortals? I might as well just go..." Three choices, Yizhanghong, rope and knife, editor, you are so caring little cotton jacket!
"No, Kang..." The third voice added crying.
"No, Cher..."
"No, Kang..."
After countless times in a row, the two were tired from the hand-to-hand combat, and the second male manager just received a call and rushed over.Unexpectedly, it was still a step late, the male number two had already turned into panda eyes, and his leg was injured by a chair...
How important is the face to an artist!And the most unacceptable thing for an artist is that a week disappears in the eyes of the audience, that is definitely a rhythm that will be forgotten.The male number two is now so injured that he can't do without a good rest. His manager said harshly, "Jiang Yining, right? Just wait for me!"
"...Just wait and wait, thinking that labor and management are afraid of you!" Jiang Yining's arrogant voice still lingered in the ears of the people who also got into the ambulance.
Is the second male protagonist just like this cannon fodder? ==.
It feels so rough and beautiful, she can't bear to look at it!
"Okay, okay, it's okay, editor, remember to buy some fruit and go see the two of them. All departments stop watching the show, return to their positions, and now we will continue filming!"
The editor has been working overtime for a simple script these days, and Xiaoqing's expression was always wide open in surprise after he got it and read it.
This is really a shocking story of weeping ghosts and gods!
"Director, I read that right! Jane Jin wrote that Xu Xueer likes female number four, and female number four likes me. I have a crush on Xu Xueer. This is a love triangle... and Xu Xueer is an alien, and female number four is God, the two of them made a bet to see who can find true love first in the world, and finally regained memory by chance, and my original body is... Cardcaptor Sakura's sister, and I have a daughter named Fallen Angel Satan? There is a son named Qin Shihuang!"
I feel so tired that I won't love again ==.
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Unknowingly, Xiaoqing has been filming a miraculous love triangle for a while. Every day, she gets bored with Xu Xueer and then gets bored watching Xu Xueer and female No. [-] and then...she is crazy!
Fuck, I love you, you don't love me, I love her, why on earth?I can give you a better life for your children, I can support your husband {Jiang Yining} and the second male student who fought and was killed {the ending given by the director}, I can still seek justice for you, why why Xu Xueer you Don't love me and love female No. [-]?
Also, I recovered my memory. It turns out that I still have another identity as Diao Chan, one of the four beauties, and you are the princess among aliens. Why can't I and you!
Reading lines is so tiring_(:3」∠)_
But after today, it is God's expectation that it will be completed after today.
Xiaoqing's obsidian-like eyes are so bright that it's frightening: "Xu Xueer... I'm bankrupt." Thinking that she is about to be relieved and she really can't cry, what should she do? She can only lower her head so that people can't see her cheeks. Smiling, the audience in front of the TV couldn't see it: "Xue'er, my family is going to sell me to the xx local tycoon's family as a concubine. I escaped. I just want to ask you, have you ever loved me?"
Xu Xueer held the hand of her son {the reincarnation of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty}, and said calmly, "I loved it."
Xiaoqing's eyes burst out with brilliance: "Xue'er...you..."
"But so what?"
"Cher..."
"That's enough!" The female No. [-] has long since lost her role. She stayed on the set purely for Xiaoqing, and now she is fed up with Xiaoqing's sad eyes: "It's good that she has something, but Is it just a stupid human being? Is there anything worthy of your love for her!" The female number four was angry, and she was very annoyed by the fact that she had been fighting with Xu Xueer for the past few days and knew nothing about the person involved, but now that Xiaoqing confessed, the object of the confession is still Her rival in love, even if she knows about acting, she can't stand it!
She hugged Xiaoqing directly with the princess, gave Xu Xueer a cold look, then spread her six-winged wings on her back, and flew into the sky!
Xiaoqing, what do you want to do, call the system, call the system, I saw a fox grow wings
Director: "Fucking monster! Camera snapshot! Is this good material to promote the science of this show?"
EDIT: "Angels? I would be remiss not to include an angel theme."
Passerby A: "What the hell!"
Xu Xueer opened her eyes wide and raised her hand to the void in disbelief: "Xiaoqing!!!"
[Note that the author has something to say: there will be a lucky draw on the Lantern Festival! 】
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