My Author is Forcing Me to Date

According to Su Yu's request of "with pictures and text", Huo Fu'an opened his notebook and wrote the four words of preview report.

Huo Fu'an was bare-chested, writing at his desk.Su Yuhe sat at the end of the bed, urgently giving himself psychological counseling, it's okay, it doesn't hurt, just bear it and it will pass.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Huo Fuan's physical condition was too good and he had to be restrained. He said quietly: "Time, nine ten minutes."

The tip of the pen paused, Huo Fujian pretended not to hear, and wrote the purpose, method and steps eloquently, in one go, and finally drew three body diagrams.

For the first time, try these three types first, and increase them as appropriate in the future.

Su Yuhe narrowed his eyes, took a red pen from the table, and made a big red cross on the second picture, "This one won't work." After browsing through it, Su Yuhe crossed out half of the steps, feeling that the remaining It was still acceptable to himself, he pretended to be calm and patted Huo Fuan on the shoulder, "I will write in this format from now on."

This method is really great, Su Yuhe thought.Keep unknown risks within a controllable range in advance, and be prepared for Huo Fuan's every move.

The whole person is red like a shrimp, and the mouth is still so hard.Huo Fu'an looked at Su Yuhe, his teeth itching with anger.Thinking of the fear of being dominated by the dating plan at the zoo, Huo Fu'an's forehead was throbbing with veins, will he write in the future?Do you really think he will follow the above?Innocent!I'll let you cry and call Dad later.

"Can we start?" Huo Fu installed it honestly.

"En." Su Yuhe lay on the bed slowly, his eyelashes trembling, and his shiny toes curled up unconsciously, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

And the ass is particularly warped.

Huo Fu'an stared at Su Yuhe's butt, and even wanted to laugh a little. After being guarded by Su Yuhe as a pervert for so long, it finally paid off.

……

"Ms. Su, here, I need you to fill in the data." Huo Fu'an pointed to the blank part in the preview report.

Vibration frequency = {} times/minute

Su Yuhe's eyes were misty, and the ends of his eyes looked like peach blossoms in early spring, half-opened and half-closed with dew.He blinked and shook off the dew before he could see the content clearly.

When is there an additional experimental data to fill in here?Huo Fuan deliberately wrote small characters, but he didn't notice it.

Even the most skilled philosophers will miss something because of nervousness when reading the report, thus falling into Hovon's trap.

"Can, can I write it later?" Su Yuhe begged for mercy.

"No." Huo Fu'an said cruelly, "There is a suspicion of data falsification."

"Ugh, but I don't know..."

"Then count it for me." Huo Fuan pressed him tightly and said close to his ear, "This is the first data."

……

"You bully people!"

Every time he counted to the last ten seconds, Huo Fu'an would deliberately disturb him, his head went blank, and he couldn't remember where he counted!

……

"It's timed out, but it's because you keep counting wrong and start over."

……

"47!" Su Yuhe burst into tears, and it could finally be over.

Huo Fu'an's face froze. What did Su Yuhe eat to grow up? Can this distract him from counting?

"Academics must be rigorous, and multiple measurements should be taken to find the average."

……

In the end, Su Yuhe was so tired that he couldn't move his fingers, and a signature pen was stuffed into his right hand.

"Sign it."

Why do you need to sign such a thing!

Su Yuhe looked at the ruined preview report, as if it was a shameful treaty, and refused to sign it.

Huo Fuan grabbed his hand, and the two wrote their names together, and then treasured them up like some kind of certificate.

Much commemorative.

Su Yuhe dug himself a big hole.

Huo Fu'an went to get a hot towel to wipe Su Yuhe's body, threatening while wiping.

"Do you dare to let me write next time?"

"No, I won't write."

A stone fell from Huo Fu'an's heart.Although it's not fun to watch Su Yuhe write his experiment experience aggrievedly, but who can bear to write a preview report every time they go to bed?

……

Cleverness was misunderstood by cleverness. After this battle, Su Yuhe seldom expressed his opinion on certain things, and only learned how to sell miserably from the big boss of women's clothing.

According to the analysis of women's clothing bigwigs, some straight men especially like this.They can't tell the difference between green tea and white lotus, and a little misfortune can arouse their pity.

Su Yuhe Geng Zhi said: "But I think you are useless."

Women's clothing boss, no, now it should be said that he is a well-dressed young man with decent clothes. He rolled his eyes while leaning on his waist, "Nonsense, he is not a straight man."

Neither is Huo Fuan.

Su Yuhe tried it suspiciously, and it really worked.

"..."

He couldn't help asking Huo Fuan: "Do you like Su Xiaohe or Su Yuhe?"

Huo Zhinan, who has always been carefree, instantly realized that this was a proposition.

"I like you, baby. Whatever you are, in whatever way suits you."

Su Yuhe nodded, and used his own theory to explain the contradiction between whether Huo Fuan was straight or not——

"The existence and development of thinking comes down to the contradictory movement of things. Contradiction exists first, thinking develops, and love follows."

"I like your world view and methodology very much." Su Yuhe reservedly expressed his happiness for Huo Fu'an's serious psychological analysis just now.

"Well, what are you doing!"

Su Yuhe stared at Huo Fu'an suspiciously, "I found that you often pinch my butt for no reason."

Huo Fuan pressed his forehead: "I also found that you like to say some vague things when you are shy."

Especially in some confession occasions, it is impossible for philosophers to speak well.

Su Yuhe's calm appearance was exposed, his cheeks flushed, he thought Huo Fu'an couldn't see it.

"Just allow you to set the theory, and don't allow me to pinch your butt?" Huo Fu'an once felt helpless about this, but later he found a way, just pinch Su Yuhe's butt, thinking that he had also confusedly found the wrong video and caused his butt More and more warped, forgive this prudish little liar.

On the contrary, Huo Fu'an hoped that Su Yuhe would talk a little more, watching the process of Su Yuhe's face turning red slowly, he could watch for a lifetime.

-Finish-

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"Public Enemy"

Introduction: On the surface, Gu Nian is a niche student in the entertainment industry, secretly known as the fairy scissorhands, and he likes to make videos of movie kings giving birth, until No. gone."

There are not enough two-dimensional babysitters, either to be the 36-year-old father of 18 children, or to have one in the third dimension with Duan Yingdi.

Gu Nian: "..."

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In the cp circle, there is a legendary scissorsman with 500 million fans, there are only CPs you can't think of, there is no video that he can't cut!Half of the videos he produced are labeled [High energy!have a child!Be careful! 】.

Moreover, a certain actor always occupies the C position.

The scissorsman who is called "wife" by tens of millions of people is called Gu Nian, a male, and a late stage of variety show videos.Relying on powerful technology and brain supplementation, the two people who had no interaction could cut out pink bubbles for him, which can be called the No. 1 storytelling story in the entertainment circle, and is the treasure of the entire post-production group.

Because of some personal grievances with the actor Duan Shen, Gu Nian vented his anger by making the angry actor pregnant one after another in the Lalang video after work. So far, he has formed a kindergarten class of 35 people.

In the beginning, the video was only released on a small account, but it unexpectedly attracted strong attention from CP fans.The professional scissorhands parachuted into the cp circle, it is simply a fairy descending to the world, black technology is created out of nothing, every frame is a famous scene!The fans' rainbow farts were so loud that they boasted that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth.

As a later stage of variety shows, Gu Nian was often besieged by fans because of the director's choreography. Suddenly, his treatment was turned upside down. He was praised so much that he continued to produce without sleep and food, and his style was changeable.

Just when he finished his addiction and wanted to stop, various CP dogs came over after hearing the news, throwing a lot of money at him to let him continue.

Duan Shen is really popular, so popular that CP fans are all over the entertainment circle. Just search for his and another celebrity's name, and you can find a fanart or two.In short, they appear frequently, and demolishing and rebelling almost occupy half of all CP dogs.

Not having a fanart with Duan Shen means that you are overcooked!The actor's fan is the only truth to test the diversity of fans!

Gu Nian was blinded by money, and continued to produce grain, with excellent quality and high prices.Because of his previous obsession with the actor, Gu Nian's computer stores almost all the works of the actor since his debut, cutting them into sections and keeping them in categories.

To save trouble, he only took Duan Shen's relevant clips.

CP fans love and hate him, because Gu Nian is too commercialized, if they cut their CP today, they will dismantle it tomorrow.

Two years later, most of the school-age youths in the entertainment industry were murdered.

All the fans in the entertainment circle hated him so much.Duan Shenwei is the biggest fan, and he can tear Gu Nian's heart apart.

There was even a fan-only alliance.

Usually it is bloody and bloody, but in this super talk, fans of each family understand each other, comfort each other, and vow to make Gu Nian blow up his account as his goal.

Only one fan did not participate.

That is Gu Xiaosheng.

Because Gu Nian has never cut his CP, God knows how huge the group of fans of Gu Xiaosheng and actor are, once a CP fan offered a price of 3 for [-] minutes, begging Gu Nian to cut a video.

But Gu Nian refused all of them.

So everyone came to a conclusion: Scissorhands is Gu Xiaosheng's poison.

Half of Scissorhands' Weibo is the most vicious curse from Wei Fan - every time a video is edited, Gu Xiaosheng hugs him twice in three years! ! !

Gu Xiaosheng was angered by the only fan alliance, he sat at home, and the blame came from the sky.

The Gu fans huddled together and said, "Why should we blame our brother? He's just a child!"

In fact, it is not wronged at all.

Gu Nian is Gu Xiaosheng, and the opportunity to debut was very accidental. Due to the need to edit a certain variety show video, he was forced to go on the shelf and acted as a temporary worker to record a segment.This variety show was already a hit, but Gu Nian immediately convinced the audience with his pure and unaffected beauty.

"Cub, the technical dog is too hard, Ma Ma begs you to make a debut! Ma Ma doesn't allow you to stay up late to edit videos! I will pay you for your debut!"

He was originally the palm treasure of the company from sweeping aunts in their [-]s to interns. The leader saw that Gu Nian had a future and the company had connections, so he pushed him to make his debut.

Gu Xiaosheng's acting skills are not stagnant, and he is not self-motivated, but fortunately, he is not a moth. He is a supporting role in the third round, showing his face to fans, and regularly producing material to lick it is enough.

"When I saw him, I felt that the years are quiet!" The fans shook their voices.

Of course, everything is only superficially peaceful.

In private, Gu Nian is very vengeful!

The three goddesses he chased after in college all said that he likes Duan Shen, and they are willing to be fans of him for the rest of their lives. There will be no results for us.

Gu Nian has been jealous of the actor for four years!

One year after his debut, Gu Nian became more and more busy at work, and his jealousy towards the actor slowly evaporated in time, so he posted a small Weibo saying that he had retired from the world.The only fan alliance celebrates everywhere, and the retweeted lucky draw is jaw-dropping, except for Gu Xiaosheng fans are not allowed to participate.

Gu Xiaosheng fans: "..." What did our brother do wrong!

Gu Nian wrapped up a drama today, so he was itching to dig out a dusty video from the project documents.

It was cut in half, but the key words are still Duan Shen, giving birth.

In the spirit of starting and ending, he stayed up all night to finish editing the video.

The computer kept beeping, beeping, as if warning of an overload.

Gu Nian hadn't used the computer for a while, so he was a little confused. He bought top-level configuration for work, so it wouldn't crash, right?

Suddenly, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and Gu Nian was sucked into a space-time tunnel.

——Welcome to the Two-dimensional world.

He stopped in shock, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the protagonist of the video he just edited, Duan Shen, was there.

"Hi, I'm the Dimensional Wall System. At the request of the Director of Two-dimensional Family Planning, I specially invite the two of you to come and do me a favor."

"Because the CP you cut contains a lot of childbirth content, the number of Two-dimensional babies is overloaded, and we can't take care of them. Therefore, we can only ask you two to come in and help."

Facing the 36 cradles in front of him, Gu Nian lost all language: ...

The image of the actor and the package is different, he is a grumpy and cruel old man, "Then what does it matter to me?"

System: "We are worried that Mr. Gu will not be able to take care of him. In a sense, you are the father of these children."

Duan Shen, who didn't even bother to talk about love, turned livid, and turned to the culprit Gu Xiaosheng: "Please give me an explanation."

Some people seem to have a lot of scenery on the surface, but they are actually a group of cowards in their hearts.

Gu Xiaosheng knelt on the ground, hugged Duan Shen's thigh and confessed: "I was wrong!"

Gu Nian honestly explained what he had done.He himself did it on his own, and Duan Shen was completely innocently involved.

Duan Shen looked down at Gu Nian, with mixed emotions on his face.He asked the system: "How long are we going to stay here?"

System: "Don't worry, it won't affect your three-dimensional life, just come here after you're asleep."

Duan Shen: "I didn't ask this."

The system chuckled: "Naturally, these children are raised until they reach adulthood."

18 years!

Gu Nian was struck by a thunderbolt, and his eyes went dark.

Then I was woken up by the crying of the child.Whether you like it or not, the matter is a foregone conclusion. 36 children cried loudly, and the actor folded his arms and directed Gu Xiaosheng to make milk powder and change diapers.Although he is Duan Shen's son in name, it was edited by Gu Nian after all, using baby video clips from film and television works. It has nothing to do with Duan Shen, nor does it look like him.

All in all, it is difficult for Duan Shen to produce fatherly love, he is completely like a passerby.

Gu Xiaosheng was clumsy, the last one finished feeding, and the first one was hungry again.

Being wrong, and not daring to direct the movie king, he was tired like a pug.

This is not the most terrible.

The scary thing is that the 36 children look almost the same.

Even if the cute creatures are densely packed, it is fatal, especially when the children are crawling all over the place when they are taking a bath. Gu Xiaosheng has just washed one exhausted and put it in the children's pile, and it immediately becomes a pile that cannot be recognized.

He wiped his hands, exhaled, picked up the other one, and prepared to wash Xiangxiang.

"Fool, that has been washed." Duan Shen mocked abruptly.

Gu Nian: "..."