My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Shen Yi quickly realized that the few seconds that He Yue was stuck in was a moment of life and death, and the moment of robbing someone with the danmei god, and he immediately received it fluently: "Yes, you are a straight man, and you like Asian girls with long hair."

"Your laptop screen is an Australian beach, saying that you yearn for summer, enthusiasm, and women; your chat profile picture is Shizuka from "Doraemon", and you have liked girls who are gentle, kind, and good at learning since you were a child; you play games like Choose a female character with an outstanding figure and a beautiful face. You can pinch your face for half an hour, which means that you have fantasized about the body of the opposite sex. You will call me a lame person of the same sex, but when you meet a beautiful opposite sex on the road, you always have a good demeanor... ..."

"To sum up, you are a straight man." A straight man without a girlfriend.

Shen Yi's reasoning and conclusions were illogical, but it shocked He Yue who was thinking about the big problems of life. When people are confused, they always subconsciously believe the answers given by others.

Shen Yi cut through the mess with a sharp knife, and the thunderbolt speed tore off the nerve that was about to bend in He Yue's mind.He held his breath and listened to He Yue's reaction for a while, the other party seemed to be a little dull, "Is that so..."

"Yes." Shen Yi breathed a sigh of relief and hung up the phone.He touched the blanket covering his knees in the wheelchair, it was he who walked in from He Yue's house.He was in a hurry to leave yesterday morning, so he invited an acquaintance from abroad to push him at the door, and Bucha pushed the blanket on the wheelchair away. Fortunately, he included this item in the living expenses he supplemented to He Yue.

Shen Yi scratched the blanket with her fingernails, one deep and one shallow, suddenly feeling a little lost.He remembered that He Yue said that he would help him cut his nails today, but now, because the road was blocked by heavy snow outside and the takeaway couldn't come in, he had to cook with his own injuries.

Shen Yi attributes this loss to the difficulty of transitioning from extravagance to frugality.

He Yue frowned and thought for a while, before he suddenly realized that he called the teacher to inquire about his crimes. Does Shen Yi's bad behavior of running away in debt have something to do with his straightness?

He stared at the computer screen, slowly pondering over it, the screen was turned on from the notebook, he never touched the chat account profile picture, he applied for it when he was in junior high school, it doesn't represent the present, except for calling Shen Yi a little cripple walking on the road no matter what man or woman he sees Young and old are very polite... As for the game, what can he do in that fucking game where only female characters pinch their faces?

Leaving aside whether he bends or not, doesn't Shen Yi know him so well and doesn't reflect on himself?

The little liar is talking nonsense!Add ten more kisses.

He Yue rubbed the armrest of the swivel chair, gritted his teeth, the little cripple painted his mouth so bright with lipstick, he hasn't even kissed him yet!

He can't go abroad now, Shen Yi is on vacation early, so he can always come back, right?

When he catches Shen Yi, he will not only have to kiss enough, but also exchange for several other activities.

But Shen Yi said that he would not come back and was going to make up the missed courses there.He Yue hung up the phone in a good voice, turned around and asked Shen Yi's monitor for the phone number of Shen Yi's parents.

As he expected, the little cripple didn't tell his parents about his injury.

He Yue pretended to remember Shen Yi's injury, and asked Shen's mother how he was recovering, saying that when he met Shen Yi when he was going abroad to play, he looked very distressed.

At first, Shen's mother thought that she had encountered a scam call, tricking her into sending money to a designated account, but the more she heard it, the more she heard it, until He Yue didn't see him report the bank account number, she believed it instantly, and immediately called her son.

"You're on vacation, right? Come back soon, and my mother will cook soup for you. You've been hurt for a hundred days. How can you be alone abroad? What can you do if you have sequelae? If it wasn't for your classmate calling, what would you want to hide from us? When the son grows up, he won't tell his mother about anything..."

Shen Yi has a headache, he can't say "the person who reported to you wants to kiss your son".

"Okay, I'll buy the ticket tomorrow." Shen Yi kept an eye out and didn't buy the airport closest to his home, but went to several cities to avoid being blocked by He Yue.

He Yue took the opportunity to call the old couple again, asking to pick up the plane together, and frantically hinted that Shen Yi was taking care of him when he was injured, which gained a lot of goodwill.

……

Shen Yi limped off the plane, and saw the old couple leaning together waiting for him from a distance, just about to quicken his pace, when he turned his gaze, he found He Yue standing beside him, pushing a wheelchair in his hands.Shen Yi immediately wanted to turn around and get on the plane again.

When He Yue saw him, he pushed the wheelchair forward quickly. When the people queuing up saw the disabled, they consciously moved out of the way and let Shen Yi go first.

Under the eyes of everyone, He Yue pushed Shen Yi on the wheelchair: "I apologize to you first, I'm sorry, I told your parents on purpose."

This preemptive move left Shen Yi speechless.

Taking advantage of Shen's parents not getting close, He Yue boldly pinched Shen Yi's face, "I apologize, and I allow you to detain ten or twenty kisses. Others are two different things."

"What exactly do you want to do?" Shen Yi didn't understand, "Aren't you straight?"

"Yes." He Yue nodded, "Is this necessarily related to my kissing you?"

Shen Yi picked the leather on the armrest, and took a strong dose of medicine: "It does matter, because I like men. You are equivalent to sexual harassment, do you know?"

He Yue staggered and nearly pushed Shen Yi to the ground. He hurriedly steadied himself, and said in disbelief, "Really? You didn't lie to me. You have lied to me so many times that you have no credibility with me."

"Really. If I lie to you..." Shen Yi rolled her eyes, "You can kiss whatever you want. My parents are right in front, let's pay the debt one way, I will definitely not run away."

He Yue blurted out: "Then be my boyfriend!"

Shen Yi's back stiffened, this person was not straight at all, "No, I don't like you, so you are not at a disadvantage."

"It's a blessing to suffer." He Yue was five steps away from the Shen family's parents, abducting the son with all his audacity, "As long as I like it. From now on, we will be a couple."

Returning to the country was really a sheep's mouth, Shen Yi stretched out his hand and pinched it casually, no matter which piece of He Yue's meat he pinched, he would be pissed to death by He Yue's chicken-and-duck talk.

He Yue didn't hide either, he only wore a woolen sweater, and deliberately tightened his abdominal muscles: "How about it, is it strong?"

He Yue likes to watch Shen Yi with fried hair, and the waving paws make him feel comfortable like tickling.

……

Although He Yue abducted Shen Yi to be his boyfriend domineeringly, he seemed to have suddenly opened up, his speech and behavior became honest, and he didn't mention the matter of kissing again, instead he looked like a suitor with a certain amount of advance and retreat.

Shen Yi hasn't heard the name "little cripple" from He Yue's mouth for a few days, and she's still not used to it.He suppressed this unaccustomed feeling in his heart, and resolutely carried out the policy of "don't talk to me". He reckoned that this was the first time He Yue fell in love, or with a man. Without a response, a proud man like He Yue gradually lost interest.

He Yue didn't seem to feel Shen Yi's indifference, he was immersed in the role of boyfriend, and even Shen Yi asked him to study hard so that he wouldn't fail his exams, and he did so.

Sometimes Shen Yi would be worthless for He Yue. If He Yue's love partner was replaced by a beautiful and interesting girl, his first love should be sweeter than honey, instead of bumping into walls everywhere.

He hinted every day that he didn't care if He Yue broke up.

On this day, He Yue had just finished an extremely difficult professional course. In order to review for three days, he didn't have a video with Shen Yi. When he left the examination room, he felt that he could pass, so he excitedly asked Shen Yi for credit.

Shen Yi was leaning on crutches in one hand and answering the phone with the other. Hearing that He Yue hadn't failed the subject, just about to raise the corners of his mouth, he suddenly remembered to hang He Yue in the air, and said indifferently: "There are still two subjects, keep going."

He Yue: "Then when I finish the exam, can I go to you?"

Shen Yi has been living at home recently, eating Shiquan Dabu soup from Shen's mother, his face turned green, he can't help but miss the days of living with He Yue abroad, at least he doesn't want to eat anything He Yue won't force him .

"Whatever." Shen Yi was afraid of affecting He Yue's exam, so she didn't say too much.

"How is your leg injury?" He Yue was concerned, "Can you go down to the ground?"

Before Shen Yi could speak, He Yue continued: "Don't be in a hurry to get off the ground. I'll take you to my hospital for rehabilitation when I'm on vacation. Don't worry, take a wheelchair if you can. Be extra careful when you're alone at home. Call me if you have anything to do, and I will answer it even in the examination room."

Now that it's about recuperating, Shen Yi can't help complaining: "I don't want to drink bone soup anymore."

"Hey, let's drink for a while, I'm learning how to make soup from the chef recently, and I can almost learn it after the holiday..."

"You weren't like this before." Shen Yi didn't get He Yue's sympathy, but instead got more nourishing soup.Before, He Yue was able to run out to buy ice cream for him, even though he was only willing to let him lick it.

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Shen Yi realized that she had talked too much, so she hesitated a few words before hanging up the phone.

He Yue looked at the darkened cell phone, his eyes turned cold.The battery was still fully charged, fortunately he washed his hands and recharged the battery, and chose a time that was neither too early nor too late to call Shen Yi.

It's hard to follow.

He took the initiative to return to the position of the suitor, but the little cripple didn't seem to accept this, and it was clear that it would be better to kiss directly on the wheelchair.

It's not the first time they've been in a relationship, so they cautiously explored a suitable way for the two of them, so as to avoid causing disasters for their future relationship. He Yue endured it for two weeks, not daring to venture forward.He knew that the little cripple didn't like men, so he rushed to the point where He Yue went down the donkey and took the title of boyfriend in name.

He doesn't like men either. Can't the little cripple just like him?

……

Shen Yi sat at the desk and picked up the original English book. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Quiet's mobile phone. He paused, remembering the math subjects that He Yue had retaken, took out a blank notebook, and looked at the e-books and Over the years, the appointed person summed up the knowledge points for He Yue.

His little niece, a junior high school student, came in and asked him if he wanted to go out to eat fruit, Shen Yi shook his head, "You guys eat, I have something to do."

The little niece peeked at what Shen Yi wrote on the paper on tiptoe, and asked gossipingly, "Is brother writing for his girlfriend?"

"It's not brother, call me... Forget it." Shen Yi didn't raise her head, "Why do you think it's for your girlfriend?"

"Because you wrote too seriously. If it was your own, it wouldn't be so clear at all." The little niece borrowed Shen Yi's review materials, and after turning through the pages, there were only pure formulas. Unlike now, every character The Chinese meanings are marked out, it is for idiots to see.

Shen Yi's pen tip paused, and suddenly asked her: "Then why must it be a girlfriend?"

The little niece pouted and said disappointedly: "Because the top student in our age group only does this when she is reviewing for her idiot girlfriend, and the pinyin is just marked."

She sighed maturely: "I really hate double-standard academic masters like you."

Shen Yi rubbed her hair thoughtfully: "Don't call others idiots."

Little niece: "I won't tell, will you make me a copy?" Shen Yi's handwriting is like a neat print, and usually a whole page can be written without a single word wrong. His homework is the most popular among classmates .

Shen Yi got stuck: "I'll have to give it to He Yue first..."

The little niece snorted, "I'm not smart enough, nor idiot enough, people still have to rely on themselves."

Shen Yi: "..."

He stared at the desktop in deep thought, and didn't even notice that the phone beside him flashed several times.

……

He Yue came out of the library, witnessed a couple breaking up, and deeply understood the truth of licking the dog until he had nothing left. Every word the man accused the woman turned into a sharp sword and stabbed at his knee.

No, it's still different. Although Shen Yi hung up the phone 36 times, she still answered the phone, although she never said a word.

As if to prove something, He Yue immediately called Shen Yi, but he didn't get through for fifteen or sixteen calls.

"Break up!" The man couldn't bear it anymore, "You don't love me at all."

The woman was furious and felt that it was embarrassing to be like this in public. Seeing that the farce was finally over, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, never see you again."

He Yue was dumbfounded, and vaguely felt that it wouldn't be against harmony for a girl to be replaced by Shen Yi.

Do you really want to break up?

He Yue put the book next to him and sat down on the steps in front of the library. He is sitting here waiting today. If Shen Yi calls him back...then we won't break up.

……

When the hour hand passed twelve o'clock, He Yue stretched his legs and parabolically threw two professional books into the trash can.

Whoever loves to learn, he will quit.

At the same time, with the cold wind blowing on the balcony, Shen Yi, who had been thinking about life all night, slowly turned the wheelchair.

Maybe, he really isn't straight.

Shen Yi picked up the phone and saw the list of missed calls on the top. After a rough look at fifty or sixty calls, the top one was a text message.

"It's really no fun to fall in love with a man, and I don't fall in love when I'm single."

It's the same as the original sentence "I won't copy the paper for you when you hand in the paper".

He Yue was angry because he didn't answer the phone?

Putting it aside yesterday, Shen Yi would probably be very happy, no, Shen Yi retorted in his heart, a long time ago, since he fell in love with He Yue inexplicably, he couldn't be happy when he saw this sentence.

He hurriedly called He Yue back, but when He Yue saw him, he hung up the phone, and finally even dragged him into the blacklist.

……

With red eyes, He Yue pulled the quilt over his head and quickly blocked all of Shen Yi's contact information.

This nasty little cripple, he shouldn't see him for at least three...two days.

Early the next morning, He Yue received a harassing call.

A hoarse male voice that he had never heard before, confessed to him as soon as he came up.

"You made the wrong number." He Yue was annoyed, "Brother, if you remember the wrong number, you won't be able to catch up with your girlfriend."

"Isn't it just a wrong call, you fucking cursed me early in the morning...you were just fucking dumped by your girlfriend!"

He Yue was annoyed: "What's wrong with you? Be careful and I'll tell someone to beat you up."

"Come on, I'm afraid of you? Come if you have the guts, I'm in University A and I'm afraid of you? Have you heard of it? Can you pass the exam?"

He Yue rubbed his fists and sneered: "Coincidentally, I am too, there is a kind of Simon waiting."

The other party seemed to be cowardly, and immediately cursed and said that he wanted to call his brother.

"Although you shout, you are afraid of the cowards!"

"Don't hang up the phone, or I won't know if you've been coaxed."

He Yue was so worried that he had no place to vent his anger, so those who deserved a beating were delivered to their door.He jumped off the upper bunk directly and went to the meeting alone.

When we got to Ximen, there was nothing to be beaten, only a little cripple holding a voice changer.

He Yue looked at Shen Yi's innocent almond eyes from three meters away.

Damn, owe, dry.