Deviance of Rebirth

pregnant?

"Xiao Yu, shall we go play?" Su Kong held his face and looked at Shi Wuyu expectantly, begging and abducting him.I am very excited about the decision to go shopping. This is another wonderful weekend!

"Aren't you going with Sister Lingling?" Shi Wu asked expectantly, he really didn't want to move, how could he feel sorry for himself if he didn't sleep enough on the rare weekend?

Hearing this sentence, Su Kong shrank.He said to Shi Wuyu faintly and seemingly very lonely: "Your sister Lingling has gone home, and I am the only one left to spend this week alone, lonely, lonely, and alone."

When Shi Wuhe heard these words, his heart softened.He didn't intend to play, but he hesitated and agreed.But soon he knew the consequences of softening his heart, that is—the unbearable burden in life.

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Looking at Su Kong, who was walking around with great interest for nearly 3 hours, with a head full of black lines, it was still very early, and I could walk until the moment when the world disappeared, Shi Wu and his heart kept slapping himself: call You are soft-hearted, ask you to agree, call you a good person...

The remorse of the heart cannot be explained.And - looking at Su Kong's posture of wanting to move the whole street back, I guess she just laughed it off because of her true inner thoughts, or gloated?

"Xiao Yu, look, that dress is really beautiful." Passing by a store, a fake model inside was wearing a red wool long slim-fitting coat, and Su Kong couldn't move anymore.

Simple lines, elegant design.Even Shi Wuyu, who often unconsciously looks at the current objects with the eyes of the 21st century, has to say that this is a very beautiful and magnificent dress, and the extravagance of the clothes blows over his face when he sees it.

but……

Seeing Su Kong's happy look and her baby fat, Shi Wuhe decided not to comment!After all, sometimes silence is also a virtue.

"Come on, let's go in and have a look." The windy woman immediately dragged Shi Wuhe into the store after deciding to buy this dress.

"Xiao Yu, do you think it looks good?" Su Kong, who didn't ask the answer, persisted in asking the answer, but even though she was asking him a question, her eyes were not on him at all, but she was still sticking to him. On that dress, it seemed to be stuck with glue, and it couldn't be pulled apart.

Shi Wuyu was not interested in buying women's clothing, he looked left and right out of boredom.Hearing the question, answer casually: "It looks good, it's really good-looking!" But it's not for you!I didn't say the second half of the sentence, and I didn't dare to say it.After all, she likes her so much.

But Shi Wuyu really can't imagine how a Su Kong who looks like a good wife and mother would look like wearing this fashionable dress.

"Yeah, I think so too. Salesman, come over here." As if he had been waiting for Shi Wuyu's answer, as soon as he said that, Su Kong immediately called the salesman to take off the dress. Didn't say anything, bought clothes worth hundreds of dollars without blinking an eye.

He stared dumbfounded at the swift action of Su Kong, and now he only had one thought in his mind: So Sister Su is a rich woman! !

After paying the bill, looking at the person who hadn't recovered, Su Kong came over with a beautiful bag, pulled the person and left.There are still many places that have not been visited!Hurry up, or there won't be enough time.

At this moment, she bumped into someone while going out in a hurry.Another person next to him quickly helped the woman who was about to fall to the ground.

"Sorry, sorry. Are you all right?"

"Wife, are you alright?" The man nervously checked the woman's body up and down, fearing that something might happen to his wife.

After confirming that his wife was fine, he finally remembered the culprit. He hurriedly scolded Shi Wu at them: "You walk without eyes, how do you pay for bumping into someone?" The voice was loud enough to scare the surrounding people are attracted.

He had never encountered such a thing before. When the crowd first gathered around, Su Kong was a little silly, but when he recovered and saw such an unreasonable person, his temper also came up.

"I just apologized and didn't see you when we first came out."

"I didn't see it, did you do it on purpose? My wife is pregnant, how can I withstand your collision, it's obviously what you did on purpose." The more I think about it, the more I think it is, otherwise how could it be such a coincidence?The man stared more and more fiercely.

hehe.Seeing the unreasonable people, Su Kong and Shi Wu were amused, did it on purpose?What kind of deliberate method?

"Forget it, forget it, I'm fine, don't do this." The woman pulled her husband down, and smiled apologetically at Shi Wu and them.

"I'm so sorry! Because we've been looking forward to this child for a long time, he's just too nervous, don't mind, let's go!" After speaking, the man who still refused to give up walked away.

Seeing that the protagonists had left, the crowd of onlookers also slowly dispersed.

Only Shi Wu, who was a bit puzzled, and Su Kong, who was still thinking about it, were left behind.

"Is pregnancy a big deal? You walk sideways when you're pregnant?..." Maybe he was angry at his pregnant sister-in-law, Su Kong kept saying angry words.

And Shi Wuyu could only helplessly comfort this someone whose fragile nerves were being prickled.

"Okay, Sister Su, why are you angry with such a person?" Shi Shi Wuyu didn't think it was a big deal, at most, he just felt that the man's reaction was a bit big, but it was understandable, after all, the child was looking forward to it. It's been so long.But in order to comfort this "injured" person, Shi Wuyu can only act against his conscience.

After cursing a few words, Su Kong felt relieved, and his mood changed from cloudy to sunny.Looking at the big boy comforting himself, he jokingly said: "Don't think that his wife is pregnant, some of us are pregnant too!"

What?Shi Wu was shocked.Unable to speak, he stared dumbfounded at Su Kong's flat stomach.

That obvious action made Su Kong "haha" laugh.The smile on her face showed that the person she just said was not herself.

"I'm talking about you!"

"Me?" Pointing at himself, Shi Wuyu suddenly felt that the world was derailed from him.

"That's right! It's you, look, you've been throwing up and sleeping, and your appetite has increased. Most importantly, chi chi... your temper recently! It's worse than other pregnant women. Pregnant woman." Su Kong glanced at him teasingly, and said with certainty.

Pregnant?After thinking it over, the blood on Shi Wu's face faded away.Thinking about it carefully, the more I thought about it, the more frightened I became.Thinking of the little flower that was once entered, Shi Wuyu was extremely flustered.But he suppressed a dry smile.

I didn't notice the strong smile of the person next to me at all, so she added fuel to the fire and said cheerfully: "I use my medical ethics as a guarantee, your symptoms are definitely more than three months pregnant. Wow... strong man , Congratulations!" Su Kong slapped Shi Wu and his shoulders suddenly, laughing heartlessly.

And Shi Wuyu who heard "3 months" over there was completely stunned. After calculating the time, it just happened to match that night?

No, no, it's okay, Sister Su is just joking!Don't believe it, don't believe it! ...

He kept hypnotizing himself in his heart, and Shi Wu and his complexion gradually improved.

Yes, it's okay, Sister Su is just joking, she is a man, how could she be pregnant?And... and... even... she wouldn't be pregnant.Yes, you won't be pregnant, don't scare yourself...

Thinking without logic and confused thinking, Shi Wuhe hid this question in his heart, and continued to go shopping with the person who provoked the problem but didn't know it.

But then they didn't know if it was a problem in their own hearts, Shi Wu and Yue You felt a dull pain in their stomachs.

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An afternoon was spent in the small shop, looking at the people picking goods from left to right, Shi Wuhe lowered his head and touched his stomach, not knowing what he was thinking.

Looking up, he suddenly saw a pharmacy on the opposite side, Shi Wu and his heart moved, he turned to Su Kong who was still shopping like crazy, and said, "Sister Su, I'll go to the pharmacy opposite to buy some medicine." Added another sentence: "I have a bit of a cold recently, cough cough." After a few fake coughs, Shi Wu and his face turned red with that fake voice.

"I'm going, I'll be back soon." After finishing speaking, he left as if fleeing.

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"My guest, do you want to buy something?" The boss looked around, the man with flickering eyes hadn't picked out what he wanted for a long time, everything was just picked up and put down.Thinking of a guest with the same attitude yesterday.The look in his eyes instantly changed from anger to sympathy.Hey... What a crime, how big is this?How do you look at this, the most you can do is 18 years old?Can't "stand up"?Why……

"Uh... I want to buy, I want to buy that, that..." Shi Wuyu, who had been with that for a long time, just didn't say which one it was.

But the boss seemed to understand, he gently called him over, and then mysteriously took out something in a hidden corner.

"Look, is this what you want?" The boss's voice was low.

"Ah?" Looking at the gray medicines, Shi Wuyu didn't understand.

"That's not what you want, you're not that... What's the matter?" After speaking, he thought he was secretly looking at Shi Wuyu's crotch.

At first they didn't understand, but then Shi Wu and Heixian figured it out, and their voices became louder: "What I want to sell is pregnancy test products, not the strong, yang, and so on."

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"Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu, what's the matter with you, why are you absent-minded?"

"No, I...I'm thinking about the teacher's question yesterday!" In fact, what he was thinking about was the embarrassing thing he did just now, and...the...pregnancy test paper in his trouser pocket.

"You are so hardworking."

"Yeah." My mind couldn't keep up with the answer to the question.

"Okay, you're here, you don't need to see me off, Sister Su will go back by herself." After patting the person who was still distracted, Su Kong left depressedly by himself.

After staying in place for a long time, Shi Wuyu suddenly realized that Sister Su had left, and then he went back to the room as if sleepwalking, went to the toilet as if sleepwalking, picked up the paper as if sleepwalking.