The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

Brother held two pieces of women's clothing in his hand, and compared her figure with the strange eyes of the shopping guide lady, until she finally couldn't stand it, he smiled and said to her: "You and my girlfriend are very similar in figure. .”

She snorted, blinked her big eyes, and stood still.

What a lovely American sweetheart, actually really believed it.

Of course I don’t have a girlfriend, I’m only 16 after all—what? !Did you already be in your twenties before you knew it? !

Unexpectedly, there is no fixed girl yet, Cannian, brother Mingming is so hot and handsome.

"That's it." Brother took the clothes and put them into the pile, continued to smile and look at the shopping guide lady, and snapped his fingers naturally.

The cute American sweetheart was in a trance for a moment, and spontaneously packed the things for me, and sent me out of the shopping mall. The point is that I didn't ask for money.

As for who the money will fall on, AHHH, I don't care.

02.

In the environment of the sewer—don’t despise me for not owning a house, you must know that it’s okay to lose a few sets of clothes in one’s card, and you will definitely call the police if you lose a set of houses—I built a small nest, It's the temporary kind, try to stay away from the smell, although the sewers are almost like that.

My brother is a mixed blood shapeshifter, and my brother has a super cool and handsome skill, shedding skin.

You can become taller, shorter, whiter, and thinner in the blink of an eye.

The only downside is that it hurts to death, and because my brother is a mixed race, I can't [perfectly] turn into a girl—that's what I mean, you know—even if I can shape my figure and face, I just can't change my body's hormones and DNA, and as a pure man, it is really too shameful to conjure up a giant X or something-forgive brother for being so unprofessional, if you have the ability to beat him!

03.

Forgot to mention, I didn't want to become a girl because I have a fetish for women, nor because I want to see what a girl looks like when she grows up.

Thinking like this in my heart, I still tore off the black hair that had grown out after a lot of effort, and gave birth to flowing golden hair again, and then dug out the eyes completely, and grew out after a moment of darkness. Pure blue pupils.

It must be super beautiful.

The flashlight emits a light that is not much dimmer than the energy-saving lamp, shining on the tall beauty in the mirror.

(Pinkie: Come on! That little leather skirt over there, and that red jacket!)

That's another reason.

In the sub-personality, there is a female personality who likes to change clothes very much. Can you understand this pain? !

And the guy who always threatens to commit suicide with his personality is simply a model who is tired of life.

"...I hate you."

(Pinkie: ...are you waiting for me to say 'I know you mean love' back to you?)

"You have to know that brother is not very narcissistic."

Brother flicked his super beautiful long golden hair, and touched the cotton padded one uncomfortably—well, you know.

(Lucia: ...It's so pure like a little virgin.)

"—You are the little cherry!"

(Pinkie: - Puff ha ha ha ha!! What did I hear? Lucia! He said cherries? Pfft...)

(Lu Xiya: It turns out that scumbags really have a cherry period [great reading])

"Don't make trouble, brother this kind of handsome comparison is definitely not a cherry." Brother tried to calmly ignore the group of blue pool monsters dancing in his mind and laughed like a fool, and almost helplessly put on fingerless leather gloves, admiring the look in the mirror. The grown-up version of America's Sweetheart, a few years old, couldn't help but whistle.

Brother likes to wear women's clothes to drink, and he likes to wear women's clothes to drink in gay bars.

The stunned look of a group of people is so good that they can serve food and drink.

Brother just likes the startled expressions of others, especially sneaky slaps on the shoulder without others knowing.

(Lucia: ...that's really childish.)

Alas, that look is surreal after all, isn't it?The kind of place where 419 is everywhere, turning love, hate, and hatred into a paper mask, and the moment when the mask is torn off fiercely, I like it the most.

(Ana: Bad.)

(Joshua: ...shouldn't play with other people's feelings, myself.)

Hey!It's just a joke.

Don't take it so seriously.

04.

Not without wondering why I myself had to commit suicide to forget something.

But, after all, it's me.

Even if I think about it, it's probably the end of jumping off the tall building again, so don't think about it so much.

Enjoy life first.

I lightly clinked glasses with a blue-eyed young man opposite.

Super beautiful black hair, red lips, and stunning blue eyes.

"Thank you for the compliment."

Oops, did you say it?

(Ratt: Stupid, that person across from you can read minds!)

The young man smiled, a super-beautiful smile, almost seductively beautiful.

Seriously, this is a gay bar.

Brother dragged his wine glass and took a long sip casually.

How did he come to me unscathed?

(Latter: Mind reading—mind control?)

Oh, that's it.

But beauty, don't read too deeply, you will get a headache.

The beauty raised her eyebrows, "Charles Xavier, thank you for reminding me."

05.

...Brother was silent for five seconds just thinking about what his name was.

Maybe it was because of my brother's suicide last time that what should be forgotten or not should be forgotten is almost gone. I can remember our dear girl's puffy bun face very clearly, but I can't remember what my parents look like. .

——By the way, my dad is a shapeshifter. It's strange that I can remember what he looks like hahahaha...

(Ratt: Stupid, I'll give you three seconds to think about one, the person opposite you is already a little unhappy.)

Brother: "..." Fuck!If it weren't for me being a girl now, brother, I would use your name to top the tank now!

Explain to readers who don't know why, brother is not a gentleman, but he is afraid that he will not be able to respond when he is called by a random name, and others will think it is a fake name...

(Lucia: Then take my name? If he tells you that you are overwhelmed, I will remind you.)

Brother: "..." Shut up, sweetheart.

...And because if I accidentally think that I am called the name of the sub-personality, the sub-personality may disappear unconsciously.

(Eve: Don't kill your few brain cells, just use my name, I won't be fused by you accidentally.)

Brother didn't assign responsibility to you because he was free and free, so don't worry about brother, just take care of your secondary personality ducks.

However, with a sudden headache, he blurted out "Evereland, long time no see, Charles."

It wasn't until Brother watched him take a sip of wine that he realized that Eve had controlled his body.

...oh WTF!Don't you know we can't get drunk!

Brother admitted that he was just jealous that Eve had a memory that he didn't know about—maybe other personalities have it, but only brother didn't know about it. This feeling sucks—after all, brother had drank a lot of wine just now.

(Lucia: Come on, we just shared a table in the coffee shop next door last month, and we didn't even say a few words at that time.)

...This is even worse, okay!How could my brother use repeated faces!This person might not have recognized him at all!

But the water that was thrown out when she said it, Eve hasn't thrown it out for a long time, the guy on the opposite side didn't refute, and put his hand next to his temple, but after a while, his eyes gradually became distorted.

Eve put down her wine glass and shook her hand in front of him: "Are you drunk, dear?"

(Eve: Joshua, is this guy okay? Only had one drink?)

(Joshua: ...no, not drunk.)

Listening to Joshua's erratic voice, Eve always felt that his heart beat faster.

(Eve: Seriously? Killing normal people in bars?)

(Joshua: - No, no, no! This person is simply the most divine and beautiful person I have ever seen! How could I use a weapon against him... This person is simply like the Son of God...)

(Eve: Got it, you have met too few people.)

Eve tapped her fingers on the bar, rotating her four fingers back and forth. I knew she was preparing for the battle, because... the aluminum cans on the bar were shaking slightly, but the glass was still in place.

Is this a superpower?Make the spoon bend or something?

It's so fun!Brother also wants to come and play!

(Eve: Give up, you, the protagonist has no superpowers is the ultimate law of this novel.)

...QAQ

In the end, Eve got a little impatient with waiting. She leaned forward slightly, almost touching Charles, whose eyes were blurred, and then her waist tightened for a moment, and she was dragged back violently until she hit the wall.

Fuck you can still play like this.

Eve looked at the carved belt on her waist, dead fish eyes.

(Eve: The other party is hanging up, close the door and let Joshua go.)

(Joshua: ...but I might hurt the Son...)

(Ana: ...love at first sight?)

"...If you don't fucking do anything, your Son will be abducted by that hairline-receding stalker!" Eve exploded in an instant, and actually shouted.

In an instant, the glass products in the entire bar shattered to the ground, Joshua almost teleported to the side of Charles, and was slammed again just before he was about to pull his (...) son away. The belt was pulled up to the wall...well, the ceiling this time.

The whole person was hung from the ceiling in an n shape-it was too embarrassing.

Brother felt his heart beating faster.

Joshua tried to untie the belt, but the small mechanism remained motionless. As his heart beat faster and faster, he felt his anger rising little by little.

(Mo Jun: Joshua calm down! Lucia!)

(Lucia: Okay, I'll be right away! Joshua relax or I won't be able to control my body!)

The fingers moved uncontrollably, and they were buckled on a piece of metal in the center of the belt. With a little force, the metal deformed.

Without the pull of the belt, Joshua fell from the ceiling, subconsciously pressed his hands on the floor to support his body, and pressed the bloody glass slag.

(Lucia: Done!)

(Mo Jun: Good sweetheart, you are awesome, Joshua put down the knife!)

(Joshua: ...no, I want to...clear the demons...)

The "stalker with receding hairline" on the opposite side has almost become a terrifying demon in Joshua's eyes, with the coldness and darkness from hell, clamoring for revenge and resistance, he is so powerful that Joshua Subconscious fear, and a steady stream of anger and desire to fight.

[Calm down, my friend. 】

When this voice rang in my ears, I found that all personalities were silent.

...I have a very bad premonition.

(Mo Jun: Joshua let go of the knife!!)

(Joshua: Intruder!)

(Eve: What the hell is going on?)

(Ana: disgusted.)

(Lucia: ... Oh sorry Ana, she didn't mean it, don't worry about QAQ)

(Latte: ...There are actually people who can come in here.)

(Bechoni: The world is so big, there are so many wonders...he is really a very good mind reader.)

"Shut up all of you!"

Brother's brain is about to explode! !

(Xiu: ... Bad news, folks, the seal is moving.)

Oh, trouble, trouble... so damn annoying!

The rapid heartbeat made my whole body feel hot, and my lungs hurt when I was breathing fast.

This series of chain reactions gave me a splitting headache, the body went back and forth with different personalities taking power, and almost the whole bar was shaking.

When brother took charge of the body for a moment, there seemed to be no living things around.

There seemed to be nothing but a mess.

06.

For a moment, it seemed as if a basin of cold water had been poured on it. My overheated brain slowly cooled down, and the sub-personalities no longer panicked to grab control of my body. I was the only one who stared blankly at the quiet bar, standing in front of me When did the two guys leave?

[...Don't worry, my friend, don't panic, calm down, I'm standing in front of you. ] In the blink of an eye, a pair of blue eyes appeared in front of him, and then his whole body, and the legendary (…) Stoka next to him.

The correct appearance of the entire bar slowly appeared, and the blood of a passer-by was on the broken glass shards on the ground.

I could hear Mo Jun and Joshua both sighing at the same time.

[I didn't expect to cause you such a big trouble, I'm really sorry. ] For a while, there was no sub-personality to answer the question, and I couldn't help but think that this group of useless guys would eventually want me to go up, and I was about to speak calmly——

(Eve: We were just trying to figure out how to say hello the right way, stupid myself.)

——I heard such a taunt that made my brother want to flip the table.

He vaguely heard Charles laugh, and then he raised his eyes to look at them. The blue-eyed son of God stood next to that STK at some point——

【——This is my companion, he was not with me just now, he just mistakenly thought that you wanted to hurt me, so he did it, sorry. 】Brother blinked, finally gently brushed his messy blond hair, and nodded as a lady.

07.

Outside of Joshua's perspective, the young man who calls himself Erik Lehnsherr is definitely a handsome guy.

At first glance, it seems to be my brother's dish, because my brother has always liked to bully honest people and 'rescue' facial paralysis.

Brother naturally stepped on high heels and leaned in front of Erik, whistled blatantly.

Hong Guoguo's teasing.

But it's not a big deal in such an open country, after all Erik just gave him a sideways glance and didn't say anything.

unhappy.

The author has something to say:

Ana: A beautiful girl with a paralyzed chainsaw. She always feels that she doesn't know when she will become a sick girl. She hates expressing herself and likes shiny things. (Me: I have the same preference as the giant dragon. Ana: Go to hell.) The degree of collapse is 4.

Eve: The light (yu) fixed (jie) personality (what the hell), has lost her moral integrity and protects her weaknesses. The boss of all female personalities will only come out to discipline when the sub-personality goes too far or there are signs of collapse ( Kick to death).Collapse degree 1.