The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

"You can't do this!" Looking at the Justice League who tensed up because of a handsome sentence, the brother retorted viciously, "You can't reject brother because he is handsome!"

(Mo Jun: ...you're deceiving yourself and others, it's obviously because——)

Brother said he was friendly, peace-loving, gentle, high-end and elegant?

(Miao Zeke: Hey, you didn't say the last two sentences just now!)

(Eve: Are you talking about cross talk...)

The green Martian stretched out his hand again and flicked his brother's forehead, "It's not because you're friendly, peaceful, gentle, high-end and upscale," he repeated in one breath, "It's the non-human part."

Brother bared his teeth at the Martian.

"And I don't think you fit any part of this passage."

"Brother is very handsome and compelling!"

The Martian silently looked away.

(Eve: Saying you are handsome in the face of aesthetic differences—a person who works?)

"Brother doesn't understand your Martian aesthetic."

Brother originally wanted to shake that lock of hair handsomely, but found a little sadly that the iconic long hair was unfortunately stuck on the arm of the three primary colors.

(Carthus: == After so many circles, you are also very hardworking.)

That little red man—Brother decided to call him a little angel instead! ——He kindly came up to help brother untie that lock of hair, his voice was still cute with a smile, "I still hope you can change your hairstyle."

"This is my brother's personal symbol!"

I still look forward to the day when I get into trouble and cut this long hair and change my face so that no one will recognize me!

(Mo Jun: I knew it...)

"By the way, brother, did you break into your private party by mistake?"

"It's a private meeting." Sanyuan finally spoke.

"By the way, big guy Lan, aren't you tired of holding brother like this?"

"Do not."

Oops, I can't persuade you at all.

(Eve: I should go at this time.)

give it to you.

02.

The young man who was still arrogant just now softened his expression slightly, and turned his head cutely to look at the three primary colors that were holding him.

"But Wo's arm hurts."

"..." Sanyuan raised her eyebrows.

"You bully people!" Although I am not human.

"..." Unmoved.

"Let go of the nest!"

"...Don't you really think it's disgusting?" A luminous body over there who was covered in green—yes, including the hood was green—spoken.

(Main character: It's really shameless by accident.)

(Eve: - Lucia!)

His eyes dimmed instantly.

"Sorry?" Struggled.

struggle.

struggle--

(Lucia: ...I tried my best.)

(Main character: ...)

(Joshua: — it's really bad.)

"—Superman let him go!" The Martian suddenly warned.

For a moment, Superman moved away from where he was just now—the steel floor protruded upwards into a sharp cone, poking directly into the ceiling.

However, the twisting didn't stop, and large cones rose from the ground.

"God has said that man is born free."

Although I am not human.

(Protagonist: ...God never said such a thing.)

03.

"Hey! Stop!" The little angel rushed over and just shouted to stop, "This is our base!" The land under his feet is the floor that Joshua's obsessive-compulsive disorder should be destroyed in order, but Joshua also It just stopped.Brother has a bad feeling.

"My fault, little angel."

...What a shame this is Play...

(Protagonist: ...Brother just thinks about it.)

But he is really kind?

Pure and lovely like an angel.

(Eve: That's enough, put away your idiot face.)

So under the unbelievable expression of the green hat over there, the cones returned to their original state, and my brother showed a handsome smiling face again.

"Where were we talking just now?"

04.

"An organization that protects the earth from alien invasion?" Brother flattened himself on the floor, "Boring—"

Suddenly, there was a feeling of holding a gun and shooting a few shots at the ceiling.

(Carthus: You are just addicted to Cosplay.)

(Eve: Xiaojuanfu will push it all his life!)

"Creatures like you," the little angel -- let's just call him little red man, squatted beside him and poked his cheek, "Are you used to lying on the ground casually?"

"Oh yes."

(Lucia: Sorry dear doppelgangers, I discredited you in another universe——)

"He's just too lazy to move." The Martian disrupted without hesitation, his voice regained his composure, "He just likes to tease you."

"Read brother's heart casually, and brother curses you to go to eighteen levels of hell after death."

"—sorry, I know it's very rude, but you're still dangerous."

That's why I hate mind readers.

If Brother Chou didn't really hate them, he would read them endlessly.

"I don't—" the Martian retorted, and there was another moment of silence, "Okay, sorry."

Brother felt that the link he used to read his mind was broken.

It's incredible, I don't even know what I just thought of.

(Mo Jun: Don’t deceive yourself.)

——Oh, now that you know, then keep silent and let it become a secret forever.

05.

"So, you are Superman?" I thought for a while, and I didn't seem to have heard of it somewhere, but this name is really cool.

……

"Wait! You're not human either? Then you still reject non-humans?!"

"I'm a Kryptonian, but I've lived on this earth since I was born."

"..." Brother blinked, turned his head and glanced at the dark 'You're late' who had been silent all this time—"Batman."

Ok, Batman.

(Mo Jun: ...you just have to accumulate some virtue and call it Batman.)

Why not?I didn't even translate The Flash into Lightning Man.

Brother recognized the past one by one, and everyone introduced themselves after Superman and Batman expressed their views. It was cool with one or two words.

"GreenLantern," a green light, but so environmentally friendly that it won't blind your eyes——Green Lantern?Green Lantern?As far as his self-introduction followed by "Are you schizophrenic?"

"Oops, it's not serious."

(Eve: ...is seriously over the top.)

"Brother, you are still the first—"

(Mo Jun: Probably not the first one.) (Psychiatric hospital director)

(Eve: Probably not the second one?) (Charles)

"Okay." Brother shrugged, so he had to change his expression, "Even if everyone knows, not everyone dares to tell me."

"It's kind of hard to admit that a psycho is next to you rather than in a mental hospital after all."

(Carthus: No two psychopaths are embarrassed to go out these days.)

"The old bat was good at that, I mean, catching psychos and sending them back."

"Don't make trouble, I swore that whoever sends me in will destroy the world."

Another chill.

06.

(Mo Jun: When...)

(Cases: Nozuonodiewhyyoutry?)

"I take this as a joke?" Brother Green Hood was already on guard.

"No. I'm serious."

(Miao Zeke: Notrynohighgivemefive!)

(Eve: Why do you have to repeat this old meme?)

Mmm, bro love this.

07.

As a result, he was almost beaten out of black eyes by Superman.

"What are you doing! Why don't you let me talk about it!" Floating above the watchtower, seeing Superman chasing him, he rubbed his eye sockets, "The premise of destroying the earth has not been fulfilled--Brother is very honorable man?"

Seeing that Superman's punch missed, and he stopped hesitantly, my brother just turned his head and made a face, "But it's quite interesting to play with you."

08.

Superman doesn't get angry very often.

09.

The above sentence was followed by: "But he is very hot today."

10.

"Stop, Superman." The gloomy voice stopped unexpectedly. Seeing that the three primary colors stopped, my brother rubbed his grimacing and stiff face, and continued to lean on his arms with a cynical look ——Relying on the fact that Batman can't see the invisible brother, I imitated his appearance and looked at Superman with a serious face—"You caused unnecessary losses."

Superman's veins are all up.

(Eve: Please accept your expression! You are so stupid!)

"And extremely childish."

I didn't find out until I finished lip-synching with him——I was ridiculed.

"Who are you calling naive!"

Brother showed his figure and followed him to challenge him.

(Mo Jun: ... [Helping forehead])

The little red man who had been waiting for a long time grabbed my brother's hand, dragged him to Batman, and grinned, "I said I was the fastest!"

11.

"Okay, Fastest Flash - let go?"

Brother felt that this guy's palm was too hot, and he was holding his left hand.

... He smiled, but clenched it tightly.

There is always an illusion that he is eating my sister's tofu.

(Eve: ...you are enough.)

(Museko: If he finds out he's holding a dead man's hand—)

(Carthus: Probably run away with a scream?)

"I'll tell you a secret." Brother tilted his head slightly, staring at his hand unconsciously, "I—"

"—Why sneak into the watchtower?"

Batman's voice was utterly icy.

Ok.

Shrugging innocently, brother turned his head back again, and put that frivolous smile back on his lips for a moment, "Of course I came to play with The Flash."

"If you think I'll believe it."

"—Hoo, well, I'm just hungry." He took a deep breath silently, "I can smell the sweetness of the cake."

"Cake?" The Flash blinked blankly.

"Well, black forest cake, chocolate flavor, smells—" took another deep breath, "it will probably be great."

(Eve: But it's a shame not to smell it.)

So brother, remember not to believe Brother Ku's lesson anymore!Important things have been said three times and don't mention them again!

Batman squinted his eyes, and instantly reached out and pulled his brother's collar, "You feed on humans."

"Huh?" The Flash looked taken aback, "—What?"

"Eh? But I'm not an ogre? I don't eat meat—just a little," stretched out his right hand, a small 'point', "negative emotion."

"..." Batman let go of his brother's collar, "Continue."

"I can also use human food to replenish energy," he shook his left hand uncomfortably—why the hell is he still holding me? ——Brother tried to raise his tone, "But it's still mainly negative emotions-it doesn't do any harm to human beings."

"Demonstrate to me."

"……you sure?"

"..." Silent affirmation.

"OK—of course."

Brother hooked Batman's shoulder with his right hand and moved closer.

The author has something to say:

(Carthus: If you don't die, you won't die. Why do you try?)

"I take this as a joke?" Brother Green Hood was already on guard.

"No, I'm serious."

(Miao Zeke: Give me a thumbs up if you don’t try it!)

I don't believe that many people don't understand this meme... Besides, I still prefer the translation of "like" to "give me a slap".