The coach is sweet and innocent [E-sports]

In the damp alley after the rain, the air still smelled of mud and corruption. Two young men passed through various men and women in strange clothes one after the other, and came to the door with a neon sign at the end of the alley. .

"Slightly drunk?" Nanyi frowned and looked at the door sign of the bar: "Are you sure he's here?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "What the fat man said should be right." Zhang Wei pushed open the door, and the heat waves mixed with the smell of alcohol and various perfumes and the sound waves of rock music poured out instantly.

Nan Yi frowned, and followed Zhang Wei into the bar with an unhappy expression.

Zhang Wei looked around and turned his head, leaned into Nan Yi's ear and shouted: "We probably have to go inside."

The music in the bar shook Nanyi's brain, and after barely distinguishing what Zhang Wei said, Nanyi made a resolute gesture of rejection: "I'll wait for you here."

Zhang Wei nodded, and got into the crowd alone.

Nanyi folded his arms and leaned against the wall by the door. The music here was a little softer.

The crowd cheered, and Nan Yi was attracted by the sound. He saw two young girls in cool clothes coming to the stage in the middle of the dance floor. One of the girls grabbed the steel pipe in the middle of the stage and blew a kiss down the stage.The other stiffly tugged at the hem of his leopard-print skirt to keep up, and almost tripped over his high-heeled shoes.There was a burst of whistles from under the stage. The girl in the leopard print skirt was quite tall, and the long legs under the short skirt were fair and straight. Nan Yi squinted his eyes. Although the girl's long curly hair happened to block her chest, The deep v collar can still be seen——

A horse Pingchuan.

Nan Yi quickly looked away, thinking in his heart that he was here to find someone!Finding talent is business!

The music changed, and the liveliness of the dance floor did not subside. After the song closed, the dancing girl got off the stage, walked through the crowd and came to the bar to order a drink.

Nan Yi watched the man pass by in front of him blankly. The leopard-print skirt, high-heeled shoes, and a flat face were exactly the one on the stage just now.

Apparently, Yimapingchuan is not in a particularly good mood right now. With a gloomy face, he walked to the bar and asked for a drink from the bartender. He brushed his curly black hair behind his shoulder several times but failed. Behind the ears, revealing a smooth forehead and face.

Nan Yi raised his eyebrows, but he looks pretty good.

Apparently, Nanyi is not the only one who feels this way in the bar. Within a few minutes, a few sleazy men passed by Nanyi. shoulders.

"Miss, alone?"

If things were going wrong for Ji Chunqing tonight and he was trying his best to suppress his urge to beat someone up, then when the desperate arm came to him, Ji Chunqing felt that he probably didn't have to bear it anymore.

"It's so boring to sit at the bar alone. There are many people here, so why don't you come and sit for the exam? My brothers will play with you?" The flower-armed man was still hooking Ji Chunqing's neck desperately into his arms.

The pungent smell of tobacco and alcohol on the other party's body made Ji Chunqing's brows instantly twist into a Sichuan character. Just as Ji Chunqing was about to say something while covering the other party's chest with one hand, a national curse came from outside the crowd.

"Fuck!" A young man who dyed his hair into a colorful Mary Sue glare turned his head to look at the boy behind him: "What the hell are you calling your grandpa?"

A few people away, Ji Chunqing couldn't see the boy's voice at all, but he was able to clearly catch the other party's voice.

"You stepped on my shoes." Nanyi's voice was low and angry, but it was surprisingly easy to distinguish in a noisy bar.

"Step on your shoes?" The young man looked back and looked at his companions, and the crowd burst into laughter.The flower-armed man was stumbling around with a smile. Ji Chunqing was impatient at first, but when he was about to get up, he noticed that the hand on his chest had touched the edge of the collar of his clothes at some point.

"What's wrong with stepping on your shoes?" The young man obviously took advantage of the number of people and took a half step forward provocatively: "If I am happy, Grandpa, even your face! Step on it!"

The young man stretched out his hand and patted Nan Yi's face twice. The young man kept his eyes calm and did not speak. The people in the bar noticed the chaos here, and the attention of passers-by made the young man feel that he had reached the pinnacle of his life at this moment, and he turned around proudly to leave .

A hand was put on the young man's shoulder. The young man turned his head, but before he could see what was going on, a punch made his eyes stare, and he fell backwards clutching his nose.

Almost at the same time, the unscrupulous hand on Ji Chunqing's chest had already hooked the collar of his clothes——

"Hey!"

The man raised his head, and was instantly pulled by his arm and fell to the ground.

The little gangsters were already dumbfounded by the boy's heavy punch, but when they looked back, their boss was thrown to the ground at some point.The girl in a short skirt with deep V and leopard print put her hands on her hips, brushed her long hair on her shoulders, and smiled coldly: "Please let me go, brother, sister, I just want to drink some water, brother, can you roll aside?" Play by yourself?"

The voice is cold and deep, very recognizable.But no matter how it sounds——

man! ?

The gangsters stared and shouted in unison, Ji Chunqing frowned: "Haven't you seen it before? But if you read more books, you are so surprised, besides——" Ji Chunqing squatted down slowly, covering his head and finally stood up The flower arm boss who got up laughed and said, "Didn't your hoof be idle just now? Why? Didn't you feel it?"

The flower arm boss had just recovered from the continuous blows, and when he heard Ji Chunqing's mockery, he almost lost his breath, pointed at Ji Chunqing and said to the little brother behind him: "What are you still doing?"

Only then did the younger brothers wake up from their astonishment, and waved their fists to greet Ji Chunqing.

With a cold face, Ji Chunqing cleaned up a few gangsters with skinny arms and legs without blinking his eyes, Ji Chunqing clapped his hands, knelt down and pushed a few boys on the ground with his hands: "Can you guys, with this skill, you can only go The elementary school next door pretending to be an uncle?"

The man covered his stomach and looked behind Ji Chunqing. When Ji Chunqing turned his head, a gangster was waving towards him with a wine bottle. The wine bottle had already reached Ji Chunqing. He fell limply to the ground, and the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

The boy from just now appeared in front of him frowning, and there were two guys who had lost their combat effectiveness at his feet.

With a displeased expression on his face, the young man passed Ji Chunqing and walked up to the foolish boss, bending down and staring at him with chills in his eyes.

"roll!"

The boss stuttered and couldn't speak, and finally simply gave up on the harsh talk, and stumbled out of the bar.

"The young man has quite a temper." Ji Chunqing brushed his hair and stood beside Nan Yi, turned his head to look at the sportswear on the other party, and suddenly frowned: "You are not underage, are you? Playing so wildly, underage Come to the bar?"

Nanyi was already irritable tonight, and when he heard the other party's questioning, he immediately exploded, staring at Ji Chunqing with disgust: "Huh? What right do you have to teach me as a man dressed like this?"

"You don't understand," Ji Chunqing curled a strand of hair on his cheek with one finger, and smiled at Nanyi inscrutablely: "This is the fun of adults."

Nanyi almost lost his breath, clenched his fists and looked at the other party: "You TM—?"

"Well, no, I'm sorry to bother you, what you want is cold." The bartender tremblingly handed over a glass of water. Ji Chunqing had no time to talk to Nan Yi, so he thanked him and picked up the glass and drank it down. With his tall stature, Ji Chunqing saw at a glance that the girl who was dancing with him just now was walking towards him in the crowd.

Ji Chunqing clicked his tongue, and hurriedly threw a sentence to Nanyi: "I have to go." Stepping on high heels, she quickly left from the other direction with unskilled steps.

"What the hell?" Nan Yi frowned and muttered in a low voice, and then let go of his clenched fist.

"Here, what's the situation?" Zhang Wei finally squeezed from the crowd to Nanyi's side, and looked at the mess on the ground in surprise: "Are you fighting again? The one who agreed not to cause trouble?"

"They provoked me first." Nan Yi didn't want to explain too much, seeing that Zhang Wei was alone, he asked in confusion, "Where is he?"

"I didn't find it." Zhang Wei shrugged regretfully: "When I went backstage, he just walked away. I waited there for almost an hour and didn't see anyone else. The manager said that he might leave first and asked me to come back another day. "

The only thing that could improve the mood didn't happen as expected, Nan Yi clicked his tongue.Seeing more and more people gathered here, Nan Yi pulled Zhang Wei away from this place of right and wrong quickly.

At the same time, in the dressing room at the backstage of the bar, the manager put his hands on his hips and said with a serious expression, "We have never had a staff hit a customer in our bar. You really taught me a lot."

Ji Chunqing shrugged his shoulders: "They are the ones who are the first to get beaten, and it's not a loss if they get beaten. Besides, those people know that they can't afford good wine. It's a waste of resources to entertain them."

"Put P! What's wrong with you as a man? Can you lose a piece of meat?"

Ji Chunqing snorted coldly: "I'm sorry, my meat is much more valuable than theirs."

The manager gasped and gasped for a long time, and finally shouted at Ji Chunqing: "You are fired!"

Ji Chunqing nodded: "It's just what I want." He was about to take off his clothes, and glanced at the manager by the way: "Are you sure you want to stay here? Could it be that you want to—"

The manager blushed and roared: "You put p!" He turned around and closed the door with a loud bang.

Ji Chunqing rolled his eyes, turned around and saw a post-it note stuck to his closet.

[Chunqing, I need you for something, remember to contact me when you see the note. 183XXXXXXXX——Zhang Wei]

Ji Chunqing tore off the post-it note, turned around and threw it into the trash can.

Ji Chunqing took out his cell phone from his coat pocket, just when it rang, the contact on it said "Fatty".

When Ji Chunqing picked it up, the person opposite seemed to be close to him and kept talking. Ji Chunqing took out a few pieces of paper from the table, wiped the make-up on his face indiscriminately, and listened quietly.

Ji Chunqing threw away the colorfully dyed tissue, the other party didn't know what to say, and said with a sneer: "Okay?"

Ji Chunqing pulled off the wig on his head, and shouted angrily at the phone: "Good girl! I'm fucking you fat man! What kind of job are you introducing?"

The author has something to say: Ding~ your new pit has been delivered, please take it while it’s hot~

"School Grass's Little Basic Essay Wasn't Written by Me!" Please accept the new article in advance~

Tao Luanxi (luán), the top student in No. [-] Middle School, and Qiu Yi, the school grassroots, are a pair of superficial brothers.

However, one day, someone on the school forum anonymously published a small text about the two of them. In the text, Qiu Yi was poured down by Tao Luanxi, and the pear blossoms were crying but never resisted.

After watching it, everyone was silent for a long time, and all turned their attention to Tao Luanxi.

Tao Luanxi: ...

The gossip school committee of the same class: "Do you want to suppress the school grass?"

Tao Luanxi: "??? It's not me, I don't want to."

The sports committee of the class next door: "Fuck, Tao Luanxi, can you hold back the school grass?"

Tao Luanxi [rolling eyes]: "I never thought about it, I don't know!"

After school, Tao Luanxi was blocked at the school gate by a school moron. Qiu Yi supported the wall with one hand and smirked: "The novel is well written, I want to read the sequel!"

Tao Luanxi got angry [Fall! 】: "Look at that! Fuck you dog Qiu Yi! You told me the truth, why do you say I want to oppress you?!"

"Not angry, not angry," Qiu Yi smiled hurriedly and pulled the other party into his arms: "But since everyone thinks so, why don't we try as a pair?"

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