The author and the protagonist are a perfect match!

"Hey, that little mute who lives next door to you hasn't gone out for almost half a month?"

Just as Lu Wenzhi stepped out of the elevator, he heard such a sentence.

The aunt standing over there didn't realize it at all, and was still spitting and talking: "He didn't die suddenly, did he? Oh, look at the nearest TV. This kind of person has no job and no job. Going to work, staying at home every day and playing games late at night is the easiest way to die suddenly!"

So that's the case, he was silent for a while, in the eyes of these aunts, am I the one that will be on social news at any time?

As he thought about it, he carried a bag of eggs and three big tomatoes with a blank expression, and walked unceremoniously between the two aunts.Then he shook out the key with a clatter and opened the door.

I don't know if it's because of Lu Wenzhi's windy aura when he walks, or the embarrassment of being overheard by the person talking behind his back. Anyway, those two aunts who were talking about the young people "the generation is not as good as the generation" just now, just like suddenly Being pinched by the throat, he turned his head and shrunk his shoulders for a moment, as quiet as a chicken.

The door opened.

Lu Wenzhi put away the keys, and said calmly without turning his head: "I have a job and work at home. I am not deaf, let alone dumb. There are probably decades before my sudden death. Next time I will gossip about people, please ask the two aunts to find Thank you for your understanding.”

After speaking, he closed the door with a bang.

Outside the door, the two aunts stared at the closed anti-theft door, their faces pale and speechless.

"call."

Back home, Lu Wenzhi fidgeted with his bangs that were long enough to cover his eyes, rubbed his sore calves, collapsed on the sofa, and let out a long sigh.

Tired of going out!

Why is the vegetable market 800 meters away from home?It's 600 meters to go back and forth, not to mention going around the vegetable market to buy vegetables... If it wasn't because it was his birthday today, Lu Wenzhi wouldn't have made this trip.

Isn't it good to stay at home?Work depends on the computer, food depends on takeaway, cleaning depends on cleaning, so what depends on yourself... Cough, all in all, he can live a good life alone!No need to go out at all!No need to find someone!

However, he thought, since he bought all the vegetables, let's make a good meal.

The only thing Lu Wenzhi knows how to cook are all kinds of noodles - Braised Beef Noodles, Laotan Sauerkraut Noodles, Tomato Egg Noodles and so on.Of course, except for the last item, the rest are basically instant noodles.

Well, it's a rare birthday today, so I can't eat instant noodles any more.But when he was cooking the tomatoes, Lu Wenzhi realized that he had neither oil nor salt, and even forgot to buy dried noodles.

He lowered his head, silently watching the tomatoes tumbling up and down in the boiling water, and then decisively opened a pack of Soup Daren.

Birthday instant noodles, egg and tomato, local tyrant willful, nothing wrong!

10 minute later.

Lu Wenzhi was holding a bowl of colorful and tempting...instant noodles, and sat at the desk by the window.

The noodles were still hot, so he took advantage of this moment to turn on the computer.He said before that he has a job. Of course, this is not a lie. In fact, Lu Wenzhi is an Internet writer--a rising star of male music.

After logging into the backstage of a certain chrysanthemum novel website, a small yellow chrysanthemum was spinning around on the screen, making people flustered.Lu Wenzhi took it for granted, took a mouthful of noodles in a leisurely way.

Well, stuck again.

The little chrysanthemum finally disappeared, and the author logged in successfully in the background.Lu Wenzhi opened the reader's comment area, and in an instant, comments were frantically refreshed on the screen.

There were outright insults—

"Shameless old thief, get out and die!"

"The old thief has no conscience, mother, he is shameless!"

"One day with a knife in hand, I will slaughter all the dogs in the world!"

Lu Wenzhi resolutely ignored this kind of comment.

Incompetent rage without nutrition is not as good as boiling instant noodles in clear water. Just looking at it is a waste of your precious time.

There are also those who question the lower limit of the road——

"Elder-in-law dare, do you dare to be a little more arrogant, to be more abusive to the master if you have a bad tail, is there anything else you dare not do?"

"Damn it, did I spend the money to see vampires eat cucumbers? Excuseme? Dare father-in-law to cut it off yourself, don't let the hero suffer too!"

"Everyone, I think this author is probably sick. What kind of rubbish is written, it is not as good as that "XXXXXX". Is there any brother who agrees? Some deduct 6!"

Lu Wenzhi chewed on the tomato, his fingers flew like flying, and commented one by one:

"Refer to the pseudonym. I dare, of course I dare, what dare I not?"

"Cucumber is good. It's refreshing and refreshing. It's a great tonic. It's better for the donor to have one for yourself to relieve the anger. It's so good."

"My first 6 is my respect. Ps: I'm also the author, why don't you be in a hurry to get involved, and don't thank me when you advertise and go out and turn left to report."

Every day, you will feel refreshed.Lu Wenzhi ate the instant noodles, his face was radiant and his body was comfortable.This mouthful of instant noodles is comparable to abalone, sea cucumber, king crab, and black chicken soup with cordyceps sinensis!

It was also a coincidence that the words "Happy Birthday to you" just floated out of the window. He was taken aback, and looked around. It turned out that a sprinkler truck was driving over on the main road, and it was playing a happy birthday song tick-tock.

Lu Wenzhi was greatly shocked, thinking that this was a revelation from heaven and should not be violated.He immediately got up and put down his chopsticks, closed his eyes and made a wish, clasped his hands together, and muttered:

"I hope that in the new year, I can write better works, and more readers will love and hate me, and cry bitterly for the plots of my characters..."

That's right, Lu Wenzhi, dare to father-in-law, dare to ask where the road is, is such a vicious man!

But this is not over yet, Lu Wenzhi continued to make a wish: "I hope that the TV series that will be filmed soon can find a good special effects company, absolutely, absolutely, there must be no such thing as 'fighting spirits turning into horses', 'How dare the emperor in front of me'?" Get off your horse and fight' the thunder plot! Don't!"

The copyright of Lu Wenzhi's first novel has already been sold. As the original author, he is also responsible for acting as the screenwriter of the crew. After a while, he probably has to go out to work with the crew.

The thought of going out makes Lu Wenzhi feel a little dizzy, but what makes him even more dizzy than going out to work is the fear of remakes of novels—how many classic novels have become three no-nonsense novels that even dogs hate when they are put on the screen. Bad show?As an author, Lu Wenzhi certainly has feelings for the characters in his novels, and he absolutely can't bear to play his book with facial paralysis and pretending to be a fresh meat!

There is one thing to say, although Gan Gonggong's writing style can only be regarded as the top of the male series, after becoming famous, he often stops updating, and the ending often makes people choke on a mouthful of old blood... But each of his books has a compact plot and constant refreshments. It makes people want to stop, it is the kind that even after reading [-] chapters in one night, it is still not enough.

The details are rich in character, and the plot creates characters. Every protagonist in Gan Gonggong's works is a character with flesh and blood.He completed two books and serialized one. The three protagonists have always had different personalities and outstanding characteristics, and there is absolutely no reason for confusion.

And these are probably the reasons for Lu Wenzhi's rapid rise in this industry.

The music of the birthday song faded away, and Lu Wenzhi made his last wish for this year:

"I hope there will be a good actor to play the protagonist of this play...preferably the kind of person who can make people exclaim, 'Ah, this is the Son of God himself!' at a glance."

Probably God heard his heartfelt voice. In the blue sky and broad daylight, there was a loud thunderbolt in the sky.

"boom--!!!"

He opened his eyes suddenly: "Which gas has exploded?"

Looking down, a slender and powerful hand was on the window sill.

Lu Wenzhi screamed and knocked over the unfinished instant noodles on the table.The computer was flooded with water, and the little chrysanthemums on the screen started to spin again, with black and white snowflakes mixed in from time to time.

"Come on-"

My life is over!

Lu Wenzhi just wanted to turn his head and run away, but what he glimpsed out of the corner of his eye made him freeze in place.

The young man in a snow-white uniform turned over and entered the window neatly, his movements were unrestrained and unrestrained.

It's a pity that the instant noodle soup on the table made his feet slip, and his body was shaking and he was about to fall down.Maybe it was a coincidence, but Lu Wenzhi took a step forward in a daze, and stretched out his hand to support him——

And the black-haired, blue-eyed handsome young man who was so handsome that he was so handsome immediately showed a look of fear and fear, and knelt down on one knee without hesitation, and said in an unbearably excited voice, "Father God, thank you for your kindness!"

Lu Wenzhi: "..."

"what???"

Lu Wenzhi stared at this spirited young man in disbelief, thinking whether this person has a brain problem, or his readers have changed, getting more frustrated and courageous, and now they all come up with new tricks and plan to use cosplay to deal with him up?

... If you want to find such a handsome guy, the price is not cheap.

Noah took a deep breath, half-kneeled on the ground, stroked his chest with his right hand, raised his head in the most respectful gesture, stared deeply at the gloomy young man with bangs covering his eyes with humble yet fanatical eyes, and said sadly : "Father God, I am guilty!"

"Yes, guilty?" Lu Wenzhi stepped back half a step, stammering, "Yes, you are indeed guilty, trespassing on private houses, can you be innocent..."

Hearing this, the young man's eyes sparkled: "Sure enough, I am incompetent—"

Lu Wenzhi almost cried too: "No, big brother, just tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you! I'm incompetent! No, I'm incompetent!"

"Father, can I ask you a question?"

"You ask, you ask!"

Noah opened his left hand, and a lifeless black stone was suspended above his palm, still emitting a faint blue light.He stared at the stone with a painful expression and red eyes: "Father God, this is the last thing left by your billions of people after the world is destroyed..."

He choked up and said, "Where did I go wrong? Why do you treat your faithful believers like this?"

Lu Wenzhi's whole body trembled like an electric shock, and a long-awaited plot flashed in his mind. This is the closing paragraph of his first book:

[Noah woke up in the endless darkness.He was alone, wandering in the chaotic void for a long time, constantly looking for and calling, but no one, no life could respond to him. 】

【His voice was hoarse and his eyes were empty. After an unknown number of years, he finally found a stone here.It could be ashes, or it could just be an ordinary stone.It is the remains of civilization and proof that this world once existed. 】

【After the catastrophe, the only survivor in the world held it, curled up in the darkness, and wept silently. 】

"..."

Lu Wenzhi: fine, I choose death.