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After the repairman left, the hour hand also pointed to 12 midnight.

Lu Wenzhi stared at the flooded golden mountains all over the room, he was almost out of breath.He sighed and picked up the mop. Just as he was about to clean up the mess, he saw a hand stretched out from behind and took the mop over.

"Let me do it."

Lu Wenzhi looked back, and it was indeed Noah.

Even if he had recited it a hundred times in his heart, he would never be easily knocked down by sugar-coated bullets, but when this time came, he was still moved a little...just once.

Lu Wenzhi cleared his throat, and politely refused, "No need, you have worked hard enough cooking and washing dishes at night."

As he spoke, he glanced unintentionally at the long-haired young man who was still sitting motionless on the sofa.Jun Tianfu noticed the look in his eyes and was furious: "What are you looking at!"

He walked over angrily, snatched the mop from Noah's hand, then bent down without saying a word, and began to swing the mop in a strange posture.

The more Lu Wenzhi looked at it, the more something was wrong. This is... is he using a mop as a sword? !

"Ai ai ai ai ai Dijun, you'd better sit and rest. I can do this kind of trivial matter, I can do it." Lu Wenzhi hurriedly stopped him and continued to splash ink on the wall. He would never dare to let this old man do it again next time. After work, the walls of his house can't withstand such rattling!

But the strange thing was that Jun Tianfu's face turned cold even after he was declared not to work.With a stiff face, he grabbed a stack of newspapers that Lu Wenzhi usually used to pad instant noodles, sat back on the sofa, and flipped through them randomly.

Lu Wenzhi originally thought that it was best not to disturb each other like this, so he lowered his head and began mopping the floor with peace of mind.However, after waiting for half an hour, he finally got these things done. He looked up inadvertently, only to find that the long-haired young man was staring at the newspaper in his hand, with an indescribable expression on his face.

Curiously, he glanced around and saw the bold bold characters on the title - "Shocked!The hydraulic chair in the bar exploded and bounced off, causing the customer to prolapse and seriously injure his anus! "

Lu Wenzhi: "..." At first glance, this is not a serious newspaper.

Just as he was about to speak, he heard three "dong dong dong" knocks on the door, neither heavy nor heavy, neither urgent nor slow.Lu Wenzhi wondered who knocked on the door so late, and walked over to open the door: "Who? Wait a minute, I'll be here soon."

Because there are two ancestors in the family, he didn't consider any security issues at all.Ring at midnight?nonexistent!Are there any more ferocious human beings than these two ancestors on the earth now?

As soon as the door was opened, a large box of barbecue almost hit Lu Wenzhi in the face. He quickly took a step back and asked, "What is this? None of us order takeaway?"

The man standing at the door poked his head out from behind the pile of packing boxes and smiled at him: "No, this is my greeting gift."

He walked over the stunned Lu Wenzhi very naturally, and entered the room as if he had entered the land of no one, and carefully changed his slippers and closed the door.After putting those barbecues on the coffee table, he nodded friendlyly at the indifferent Jun Tianfu, showing a polite yet measured smile.

"Meet you for the first time. Although you may already know my name, out of basic etiquette, let me introduce myself first."

With those coquettish red eyes like blood, he glanced unintentionally at Noah who had just come out of the bathroom, and then continued to smile politely at everyone: "I am Z, because the older That's why, I think, you can call me Mr. Z."

After a pause, he asked Lu again: "As for you, of course you can call me by my name directly."

The man was wearing a retro style black windbreaker and a watch on his left wrist. It was different from the kind of local tyrant who wanted to declare to the world that "I am a famous brand, and I am very expensive". The calm and calm temperament of the whole body matches very well.

If you don't look at age, this kind of dress is often seen on university teachers and successful people in society who pay attention to appearance.The style is old-fashioned and dignified, but yet trendy. It is the standard accessory for a mature man who can attract young girls.

His hair is not as long as Jun Tianfu's, but it's definitely not short hair, it's just above his shoulders, and it's simply tied behind his back with a black ribbon.Due to his fair complexion, delicate facial features, and thin body—refer to Lu Wenzhi's description of Z's appearance in the article: "If he wants to disguise himself as a woman, he will definitely not be discovered."

Although Z's appearance has been crazily complained by readers, just like the domineering Jun Tianfu is a tsundere and naive at heart, Z's appearance is also very deceptive.At least in Lu Wenzhi's writing, those warriors who dared to laugh at him face-to-face have already been cleaned up by him, and even their ashes don't know which river they sank in.

As for the third son... no, the third ancestor, Lu Wenzhi dealt with it with 12 points of energy.For a while, his brain was running wildly, and he even typed out the manuscript several times, but Z's next sentence directly turned all his efforts into bubbles.

He smiled and said, "Why are you so restrained? Why don't you sit down and talk while you eat."

After speaking, he sat on the sofa very calmly and began to unpack the takeaway boxes.

"..."

Regardless of the source of this takeaway, Lu Wenzhi thought silently, Brother, it seems that I should be the one to say this, right?

……

It is said that two-thirds of Chinese business is negotiated at the dinner table. Today's Lu Wenzhi is deeply convinced of this point.Barbecuing beer and skewers late at night can really bring people closer. At least, now he finally dares to say what he has been wanting to say since just now.

He said cautiously: "Whoa, I want to say, there is really no room left at home now, like Dijun, he can only sleep on the sofa. I can give you money to go out and stay in a hotel, of course, if you are willing to book If the floor is..."

Z laughed.He said: "Don't be so troublesome, have you forgotten? I don't need a bed to sleep. "

Noah asked, "No bed? What do you mean?"

Z didn't speak, just stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.Hearing a "pop", a real big man sitting at the table turned into a small black bat, flying lightly under the light.

Noah opened his eyes slightly: "Complete form combination magic? It's amazing!"

Jun Tianfu: "..." I don't understand, I am not in the same system as you.

Z circled twice in mid-air, and then returned to its original appearance.He nodded first, affirming Noah's judgment, then looked at Lu and asked, "For me, just sleep in this form."

Of course Lu Wenzhi knew that Z could transform.But he always felt that it would be bad if he didn't even give someone a bed, but since he didn't mind it himself, of course he didn't have any objections.Just in this way-

"In a big city, there are four big men crowded into a rented house less than 100 square meters..." The young man, who was full of food, held up a skewer of grilled wings and sighed: "There is always a feeling of being forced to drift north." .”

One is that the yang energy is too strong, and the other is that he lives with such a group of handsome guys every day—and a group of handsome guys who crush him in all aspects from IQ to force. As an ordinary person, Lu Wenzhi is under great pressure OK!

He thought wryly, if it were a girl, it would be a proper heroine standard match.

It's a pity that he is a man with handles, he is really unlucky, his head is as big as a bucket.

While lamenting the hardships of the world, Lu Wenzhi unceremoniously took the oysters that Noah handed over, and swallowed them all into his mouth with a "squeak".

Mmm, it smells so good.

"By the way," he said suddenly, "Would you like to find something to do while I'm studying? You finally came here, don't you want to try a completely different life from before?"

As soon as he said this, the three people in front of him were stunned for a moment.

After a moment of silence, Noah slowly said: "Actually, when I was going out, someone came up to me and said that he was from some kind of EX company and invited me to be... a star?"

Lu Wen was startled: "A scout from EX Company? This is one of the top entertainment companies in the country! Then did you agree to him?"

Noah shook his head and nodded again: "I accepted the business card, but I didn't agree to it. I was thinking of coming back to ask you what you mean."

"What do I mean? Of course it depends on what you think."

Noah hesitated for a while, and said: "I haven't figured it out yet, please allow me to think about it for a while."

Lu Wenzhi then turned to the long-haired young man beside him: "Then Dijun, what do you say?"

Now he is talking to Jun Tianfu in a childlike tone, and the kindness of his tone makes him feel incredible.But as dull as Jun Tianfu, of course it is impossible to notice it.

He was silent longer than Noah, and just when Lu Wenzhi thought he had evolved from stuttering to dumb, he finally spoke: "I didn't think about it."

Lu Wenzhi: "...I shouldn't have asked you. Forget the next one, what about you?"

Z smiled lightly: "For me, let's do what I do."

Lu asked: "Then you have too many old professions, which one are you talking about?"

"Teacher."

"Teacher?" Lu Wenzhi seemed to think of something suddenly, wiped his hands indiscriminately, took out his phone from his pocket and pressed it randomly.He looked down at the phone, and read out the information displayed on it word by word: "This year's teacher qualification certificate registration time... Oh, it's over now!"

Z looked a little speechless: "...No, I'm not interested in teaching children. I'm talking about university teachers."

Lu Wenzhi was surprised: "But you don't even have a certificate of education, how can you apply for a university teacher?"

Z calmly took out a stack of certificates from behind, ranging from elementary school to doctorate, and Lu Wenzhi even saw a driver's license and a small notebook of a psychological counselor in it!

Lu Wenzhi's expression was suddenly frightened—although he really thought about letting Z pursue a more fashionable career when he was saving the manuscript, it didn't mean that he could just sit and watch this Hannibal who became the modern society ah!

He roared in his heart: Please be a little clear about yourself, you are just a vampire!Moreover, if you get into trouble, I, as the author, will definitely be taken away and sliced ​​for research!

But Z didn't seem to intend to just let him go.Holding his chin, he smiled and looked at Lu Wenzhi who turned grief and anger into appetite, and suddenly asked, "Is it delicious?"

Lu Wenzhi bit the mutton skewers and nodded to him.

Z said quietly: "That's good. By the way, when are you going to lift the curse on me?"

Lu Wenzhi froze, holding a mouthful of skewers in his mouth, neither chewing nor swallowing.

I forgot to mention that Eunuch Gan’s third book has already been serialized to the part where Z explores the ancient ruins alone.The ancient ruins are full of murderous intentions and dense traps, but fortunately, he finally found what he wanted, and he came out alive with all his arms and legs; unfortunately, before Z came out, he was accidentally hit by a weak monster. , but a very disgusting curse.

And because of this curse, he, a real vampire, had to eat cucumbers for half a year.

Because of this, combined with Z's status as an aristocrat, the readers affectionately call him——

"Count Cucumber".

Under Z's "kindly" gaze, Lu Wenzhi jumped up horribly: "...I, I, I will change it now!"