I am not in the position of Zen [Three Kingdoms]

When wiping his body, Liu Xie's hand holding the wet cloth could not help shaking slightly, and his heart beat like a drum.

Lu Bu is really a typical person who looks thin in clothes, and has flesh in his clothes. He has beautiful chest muscles like a textbook and eight-pack abs like a hero in a novel. He is indeed the number one fighter in the Three Kingdoms.

This rubbing is too much like taking advantage of it!After all, he is not straight, and the way the other party is lying down and letting him do whatever he wants seems like an impure scene in some Japanese art films!Liu Xie shook his head, trying to get rid of these strange thoughts, and lowered his head to concentrate on wiping Lu Bu's body.

He calmed down and recited pi silently in his heart. Liu Xie finally remembered that a certain book seemed to say that the focus of physical cooling is on the forehead, armpits, limbs and abdomen.So he just wiped his chest hastily, covered Lu Bu's chest with clothes, and lingered on the rest of the chest.

After busying for a long time, Lu Bu's temperature finally dropped a little.

Liu Xie let out a sigh of relief as he touched his forehead, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his forehead with his sleeve.Then he took Lu Bu's clothes and worried again: "Should I put the clothes on him again? It's not good to wear them after all, and he will be frozen."

He landed on his knees, got down on his stomach, and tried to lift Lu Bu's left arm, planning to put the sleeve through first.

But he didn't expect Lu Bu to turn over at this time, just tripping Liu Xie.

Liu Xie staggered and fell on Lu Bu's chest, the tip of his nose and lips were just on Lu Bu's collarbone.

"Ouch!" Liu Xie's nose soured and he almost shed tears.

"Hmm... White Deer... don't go..."

I don't know what Lu Bu dreamed about, he was still raving, and all his warm breath sprayed on the back of Liu Xie's neck, causing a burst of numbness.

Fuck! Fuck!My heart is about to jump out.

Liu Xie didn't care about the tip of his nose that was a little sore from being hit, and hurriedly supported the ground with his arms and tried to get up. Unexpectedly, Lu Bu stretched out his arms and hugged him, and then his whole body stuck to him, trapping him in the naked body. between the chest and the ground.

Liu Xie was dumbfounded, and couldn't help biting his lip to wake himself up, what's going on?He is not awake!

After a while, seeing that Lu Bu didn't show signs of waking up, Liu Xie had no choice but to struggle, slowly opened Lu Bu's hand, and barely crawled out of his arms.

"Hey, are you awake?" Liu Xie was quite annoyed.

What responded to him was Lu Bu's small snore.

"What the hell!" Liu Xie rubbed his painful temple helplessly, why is this man so dishonest in his dreams!

After all, I can't ignore it, but if I just put on clothes, there are too many places for air leakage, and I am afraid that the condition will worsen again in the morning.Liu Xie, who was exhausted physically and mentally, had no choice but to continue the great business of dressing just now.

This time I plan to start with a low difficulty, put on the pants first and then the robe.

When he was struggling to pull up Lu Bu's pants, a big hand suddenly pressed his hand.

Liu Xie was taken aback, looked up and saw that Lu Bu had already woken up, looking straight at him with dark eyes as dark as the night, his handsome face showed no expression.

Lu Bu asked in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"

"I'm here..." Liu Xiewei was frightened by Lu Bu's serious expression, opened his mouth, and looked at the waistband in his hand, he couldn't argue with it.

Do you want to say that I am coveting your beauty?Who made your flesh so tempting to sin.

Lu Bu exerted a slight force on his hand, and Liu Xie lost his balance all of a sudden, and fell softly into Lu Bu's arms.

"The harem has been empty all the time, so it's because I like men." Lu Bu seemed to be talking to himself, and said in a very low voice: "It's really strange, why didn't I find it before, there are obviously traces to follow."

These words were like thunder, exploding above Liu Xie's head.

Lu Bu held his shoulder with his cold right hand, his fingers lingered at the collarbone, and his left hand wrapped around his waist.

Liu Xie panicked: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Lu Bu's warm lips were printed on it, leaving a gentle kiss.

Liu Xie's heart beat violently, and in the silence, he seemed to hear his rapid breathing.

Fingers across the skin like suet white jade, Lu Bu couldn't help recalling the figures of two men overlapping each other when he checked the camp in the army, those rough movements and obscene words flashed through his mind one by one .He forcibly restrained himself, shook his head to get rid of these thoughts, it was not the time to think about such things.

Taking a deep breath, all the thoughts finally returned to calm, and he pressed a soft kiss on the top of Liu Xie's hair with his chapped lips.

Liu Xie, who was held in Lu Bu's arms and couldn't move, explained tremblingly: "You have a fever, and I will wipe your body to cool you down."

Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, then let go of the hand clamped around Liu Xie's waist, looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Do I have a fever?"

Liu Xie finally seized the opportunity to explain, and said angrily: "Yes, my brain is going to burn out!"

Lu Bu couldn't believe it, so he leaned over directly, his handsome face magnified infinitely.Liu Xie's face turned red in an instant: "Hey... what are you doing!"

As a result, Lu Bu just pressed his forehead against his forehead, and after leaning on it for a while, Lu Bu suddenly realized: "Oh, so I have a fever."

Liu Xie was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped him on the arm: "Otherwise!"

Actually!He still looks innocent now, he is really mad at him!

Lu Bu touched his nose embarrassingly: "I misunderstood."

Liu Xie glared at him, and said angrily, "Don't let me go, put on your clothes quickly."

"I don't want to let go." Lu Bu said without thinking.

Liu Xie said in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Lu Bu yawned and pulled his skirt together: "I'm so sleepy, the words just blurted out, and your clothes fell off."

Liu Xie suddenly realized, no wonder Lu Bu was able to kiss his shoulder just now.His inner coat has long been scrapped, and the outer robe was opened in the busyness and tugging just now, no wonder.He quickly tied up his clothes, but forgot one thing, he was still sitting in Lu Bu's arms.

Lv Bu couldn't bear to move around like this, so he gently pushed Liu Xie's leg away, and pulled up his trousers calmly.

Looking at the beauty under the candlelight, the beauty is very pitiful, very charming.Lu Bu stared at Liu Xie for a while, then suddenly said: "The light green eyebrows are divided into willow leaves, and the Yingyingdan face is lined with peach blossoms."

"what?"

Lu Bu smiled and said, "I praise you for looking good."

Liu Xie tidied up his belt, raised his head and snorted: "I'm already in such a mess, why are you still praising me?"

"En." Lu Bu's deep voice sounded.

Liu Xie raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?" It means I'm embarrassed!

Lu Bu touched his lips thoughtfully.

Liu Xie's heart beat violently again, his chest was pounding, and his breathing became a little heavier.Junxiu's face turned even redder: "What the hell are you doing?" Lu Bu's fever is much scarier than drunkenness, what are all these things said and done!Although you are usually quite loose and not particular about etiquette, tonight you look like a hooligan who drank fake wine, you know that!

As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he accidentally swallowed Lu Bu's finger.

When his fingers touched the hot and humid area, Lu Bu was a little dazed, and his earlobes turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Lu Bu felt a little uncomfortable, and said with a red face, "Your lips are bleeding, I'll wipe the blood for you."

"Is there blood left?" Liu Xie licked his lips suspiciously.

Suddenly, the object between Lu Bu's legs propped up the covering cloth slightly, pushed Liu Xie away uncomfortably, and moved back.

Liu Xie was a little confused, and looked at him intently, as if waiting for an explanation.

Lu Bu turned to look at the wall.

Liu Xie looked away, and finally saw why Lu Bu was uncomfortable.

Why!What about a straight man!This is the number one steel straight man in Romance!

Liu Xie was stunned, and Lu Bu himself didn't think much about it. No one spoke for a while, only the "cracking" sound of burning branches could be heard.

Liu Xie's head was filled with a big thought:

He can't be a double!Does he like me!Otherwise, why do you write to me all day long no matter where you are, and share all your joys, sorrows and joys with me in detail.

No way no way no way, Lu Bu is a straight man!

But ever since we met, Lu Bu has not had any woman around him. He has been alone for so many years. He is completely different from the man in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms who drank with his wife and concubines all day long and even flirted with Dong Zhuo's maids. Does this mean that he Maybe he likes men too?

When Lu Bu looked at Liu Xie again, he saw that his face was blushing and his eyes were dodging, but there was no sign of disgust, so he couldn't help becoming bolder, and stepped forward to gently hold Liu Xie's hand.

Liu Xie trembled slightly, but did not break free.

Lu Bu said: "I was reckless just now, and I misunderstood you, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, you're sleepy anyway." Liu Xie shook his head lightly, not daring to look up into Lu Bu's eyes.

Lu Bu said softly, "I'm much better now, don't worry."

Liu Xie said in a low voice: "Well, do you want some water? I just caught some with a bamboo tube."

Lu Bu took the bamboo tube with his left hand and took a big gulp, licked his parched lips, and said, "Go to sleep, we have to go on the road tomorrow."

Liu Xie nodded, and withdrew his hand: "Well, then you can lie down and sleep too, and you don't need to watch the night."

Lu Bu put on his clothes and lay down on the haystack like a gentleman.

Liu Xie's eyes were wandering at this time, and he didn't dare to watch Lu Bu change his clothes.

Lu Bu patted the haystack lightly: "Come here, you have worked hard for a long time."

This haystack is not too big, and if you lie down, the two of you will be close to each other.Liu Xie hesitated for a moment, but slowly lay down with Lu Bu on his back.

"Go to sleep."

"You've fallen to the ground, come over a little more." Lu Bu stretched out his arms, wrapped around his shoulders with a little force, and hugged him in his arms.

Liu Xie's body froze, and he didn't know how to answer. In the end, the exhaustion of his body was overwhelmed by all his thoughts, and he fell into a deep sleep.

The author has something to say: the pale emerald eyebrows are divided into willow leaves, and the bright red face is lined with peach blossoms.

Excerpt from Journey to the West

I feel that it is very suitable for the emperor who is shy in women's clothing, so I quoted it~