Do you want to touch porcelain? [Entertainment]

Chapter 13 The So-Called Fighting Poison with Poison Zuo Yan Has Entered the Mountains

Zuo Yan was startled, and immediately sat up from the bed, and immediately scanned his attire from beginning to end.

Very good, no problem, the marketing number will not be scribbled.

There was a smile on the corner of Zuo Yan's mouth, and he was more casual than usual in the camera: "Sister Shihuai? What are you looking for at night?" It's okay to leave quickly, so that others don't know what to do think.

"Xiao Yan, I think..." Yu Shihuai stepped in with one foot, and was about to close the door when he was interrupted by Zuo Yan.

"No, Sister Shihuai, it's better to open the door. It's so hot in the room without the air conditioner." After closing the door, it's even more difficult to tell.

"Alright." The smile on the corner of Yu Shihuai's mouth was a bit far-fetched, Zuo Yan didn't say it outright, but the smart ones knew what he meant.

"I came to you this time because I thought there might be some misunderstanding between us. After all, I'm a few years older than you, so there should be some things that shouldn't be tempered." Yu Shihuai showed a sad look on her face. Originally, it wasn't a very stunning appearance, but the advantage was that the temperament was weak and charming.

There are not so many viewers here, and Zuo Yan is also sure that Director Han will not send out such irritating things, so he lost his usual politeness: "I don't think there is any misunderstanding between us, besides, you don't play your temper twice a day." Damn, why are you thinking of apologizing now?" What did you do before?

Yu Shihuai didn't expect that he didn't even bother to pretend, so he choked for a moment, and his expression was bad: "I didn't want to quarrel with you, and you also misunderstood my original intention. Sincerely."

As she said that, she raised her face with an expression that you believed in me.

Zuo Yan looked at this impatiently: "What's the reason? The reason why you've got burned by the CP speculation? Sister Shihuai, you're old too. Can you be more mature and not trouble Wei Jingxing every day?"

Seeing that people are easy to talk and bully, so catch this person and grab the wool?Wei Jingxing has a good temper and doesn't care about it, but it doesn't mean that Zuo Yan doesn't care about it when he sees it.

"Xiaoyan, how can you say that about me?" Yu Shihuai's eyes were red, and tears were rolling inside, unable to fall.

The two of them were chatting with Wei Jingxing when they came up, Yu Shihuai heard the sound of footsteps and hurried away after saying something next time.Zuo Yan watched her disappear and narrowed his eyes slightly.He said that Yu Shihuai was always inconsistent in doing things, and if he wanted to gain Wei Jingxing's popularity, he would just speculate on CP and it would be over, but he also pushed Wei Jingxing in various ways to harm him.

Zuo Yan just didn't know what the "difficulties" Yu Shihuai was talking about, so Zuo Yan became a little interested in it.

"Didn't you say rest? Why haven't you slept yet?" Wei Jingxing closed the door, "Yu Shihuai came just now? Didn't make things difficult for you?"

Now Zuo Yan can hide from Wei Jingxing as far as he wishes, as soon as he sees Wei Jingxing, he thinks of how he dragged him to call his mother, and when he thinks about it, he feels dizzy.

"I didn't say anything, and she didn't dare to embarrass me," Zuo Yan pulled the quilt over his head, "I'm going to bed first, Brother Wei, you should also go to bed earlier."

Both parties knew that it was not Zuo Yan's bedtime, but Wei Jingxing knew better that Zuo Yan was avoiding him.

"Okay, good night."

"Good night."

Ah, it seems to have been teased too much, the child became angry from embarrassment, Wei Jingxing thought to himself, and turned off the headlight in the room to give Zuo Yan a better sleeping environment.

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"So what's going on with you kid?" Wang Yingjun touched Zuo Yan's arm with his elbow, with a gossipy curiosity on his face.

"What's going on?" Zuo Yan decided to pretend to be stupid to the end, not to have any chance to know his dark history with others.

"You kid isn't real." Wang Yingjun saw that he didn't want to talk, and his interest became more and more intense. "It's you and our big actor who haven't communicated much recently? What's the matter? Tell me, Brother Wang Help you out of trouble."

"Damn! Why are you like the aunt at the entrance of the village?" Zuo Yan licked Wang Yingjun's elbow, and licked him back.

Wang Yingjun turned off the microphone on his clothes, and then turned off Zuo Yan's: "Seriously, at least he has been taking care of you when you are sick. If you ignore him like this, the show will end when the show airs." tongue-in-cheek."

Zuo Yan knew that he was thinking of himself, but this matter... really embarrassed Zuo Yan.

In fact, it was Zuo Yan's unilateral embarrassment, Wei Jingxing did whatever he wanted, and even went to talk to Zuo Yan intentionally or unintentionally, making Zuo Yan always under the embarrassment debuff.

Everyone who watched the interaction between the two was amazed. While surprised that Zuo Yan was also embarrassed, they were shocked that Wei Jingxing had such a bad taste.

Wang Yingjun is now scratching his head and wanting to know what happened between Zuo Yan and Wei Jingxing, but no one told him, he is as anxious as a chicken jumping up and down and unable to eat melons.

Zuo Yan didn't know what was wrong, his brain twitched, thinking that Wang Yingjun should be able to help him out, and he couldn't solve this kind of thing by himself, but the old fried dough stick might have a way, so he told about what happened that day.

What responded to Zuo Yan was a burst of extremely arrogant geese.

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Gose

"Stop laughing!" Zuo Yan was really angry. He supported the table with one hand and jumped into the air. He jumped to Wang Yingjun's side, covered his mouth with his hand, and clamped Wang Yingjun with his other arm in a demonstration. neck.

"Umm, uh, uh!" Wang Yingjun blushed.

"Don't laugh, and don't say it." Zuo Yan gritted his teeth and threatened in a low voice, and the originally flying broken eyebrows were lowered like a threat.Wang Yingjun nodded frantically, for fear that Zuo Yan wouldn't be able to let him go.

But as soon as Zuo Yan let go of him, the man started again.

"Goose goose goose goose! What the fuck is so funny!" Wang Yingjun laughed directly to the ground, clutching his stomach and screaming that it hurts.

Such a big movement here naturally attracted the attention of others, Zuo Yan noticed that Wei Jingxing raised his eyebrows and looked this way, and he instantly had the idea of ​​blowing Wang Yingjun's head.Wang Yingjun saw that Zuo Yan's gaze was getting colder and colder, so he quickly covered his mouth and motioned to keep silent, but the smile in his eyes couldn't be stopped no matter what.

"What's the matter? What's so funny?" Wei Jing walked over, scanned the two of them, and pulled Wang Yingjun up from the ground.

Wang Yingjun stood up and flicked the ashes on his body: "I didn't say anything, but Xiaoyan wanted to change jobs with me. If he goes with you, I won't go."

Zuo Yan:? ? ? ?

who?When did you say that?Why are you speaking on my behalf?

Wang Yingjun met Zuo Yan's threatening gaze, opened his mouth gloatingly, and silently said a few words: "Fight poison with poison."

I'll go fuck you and fight poison with fire.

Facing Wei Jingxing's questioning gaze, Zuo Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, but couldn't help but smile: "Yes, I traded with Brother Wang."

He said without emotion.

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Originally, Wang Yingjun wanted to go to the mountains with Wei Jingxing and Li Hao to pick wild jujubes and make wild jujube cakes when they came back.But Zuo Yan and Wang Yingjun switched tasks, and it became the three of them going up the mountain to pick jujubes.

Zuo Yan can't get in touch with these things, but fortunately Li Hao knows quite well.

"The sour dates are the best when they are red and purple. They are sweet and sour. I often picked them and ate them when I was young. It has been many years." Li Hao walked ahead, pushing aside the leaves that blocked the way.The mountains near the village are all undeveloped and original, and it is summer again, the trees are densely packed and lush, and the sunlight blocked by leaves in some places cannot come in.

The program team has already explored the road in advance, otherwise they would not dare to go to the undeveloped forest.

Li Hao reminded the two of them: "But you have to pay attention, there are insects on this jujube tree, and the most ruthless one is the scorpion hair. It is not a trivial matter to bite. If you are really bitten, you have to pierce its body. There are two meridians, pick out the green one and wipe it on the wound. But don’t touch the black one, it’s the venom of the meridians.”

"Zizi Mao?" Zuo Yan heard the name strangely novel.

"Ham, that's what we call it all over there, I haven't checked the exact name, anyway, just be careful."

"Sounds a bit disgusting." Wei Jingxing commented on the treatment method.

"This method is a little disgusting, but it is also the most effective. There is another method, paste some wet mud or toothpaste, and peel it off after it dries, and the poisonous sting will come down." Li Hao pointed to the front, "Going forward, there will be many wild jujube trees, so be careful."

He had just finished speaking when Wei Jingxing's foot slipped and he tilted to the side.Fortunately, Zuo Yan supported him behind him, otherwise, the slope is so steep, and he would be injured if he fell down.

"Thank you." Wei Jingxing supported Zuo Yan's shoulders to stabilize his figure, frowning slightly.

"Cough, it's okay, be careful." Zuo Yan saw that the person stood still, and quickly let go of Wei Jingxing's waist.The two were too close, as long as he got close to Wei Jingxing now, his head would be full of "Mom, Mom".

Am I so useless?Zuo Yan touched the stud on his left ear unhappily.

"Hey, there are a lot of jujubes here, come quickly, both of you!" Li Hao greeted the two people behind, "You two divide the work, you pick a piece, I'll go over there and have a look."

The two nodded in agreement, and quickly started picking jujubes.

"Hiss~" Zuo Yan withdrew his hand as soon as he touched the sour jujube tree, frowned and clenched his right hand tightly.

"What's the matter?" Wei Jingxing hurried over when he heard the movement, grabbed Zuo Yan's right wrist and pulled out his clenched hand.

"It seems to be stung." Zuo Yan only felt a sudden tingling pain in the palm of his right hand, and after a while, a large area of ​​skin began to become red and swollen, which was surprisingly hot.

"I want you to be careful if you don't listen." Wei Jingxing pulled his wrist, and with the other hand, he pulled on the jujube tree, trying to find a scorpion, and tried according to the method Li Hao gave.

"Don't!" Zuo Yan hurriedly grabbed his hand, "It's hard to see them at all, if you get stung like this, you will be in trouble."

Wei Jingxing thought it was the same, so he took out the mineral water bottle in the back basket, poured all the water on the ground, and wiped some wet mud on Zuo Yan's palm.

"Also said that I was not careful, you can't actually see them, right?" Zuo Yan watched his movements, although the pain was severe, but his mouth still didn't stop.

"...I really can't see it." Wei Jingxing was silent, and then told the truth.It's so hard to shoot green bugs on green leaves.

Zuo Yan laughed unceremoniously, and accidentally pulled his right wrist when he smiled, causing his face to contort in pain: "This bug is so poisonous? It hurts too much."

"I told you not to move." Wei Jingxing sighed and pulled Zuo Yan's wrist to make him stand up.Out of the corner of Zuo Yan's eye, he caught sight of something, and something flashed by.

Immediately afterwards, Wei Jingxing snorted and bowed down.

"Fuck, snake!" Zuo Yan was shocked!

Why is there such a thing? !

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