Do you want to touch porcelain? [Entertainment]

It wasn't until Zuo Yan came to the fish pond fully armed with a harpoon, fishing net and fish basket that he realized how troublesome it was.

The fish ponds in the countryside are not the kind of landscape fish ponds. The bottom of the fish pond is made of cement, and the bottom of the fish pond is clear at a glance.The fish ponds here have no back cover and are full of muddy water. After all, rice is still planted in the fish ponds in season.

Looking around, the fish pond is full of brown muddy water, and even the shadow of the fish is hard to see.

Without showing any timidity, Zuo Yan arranged the fish basket and other tools, and dived into the muddy water.

The cameraman on the shore looked at his crisp movements and was a little curious, so he couldn't help asking: "Zuo Yan, do you really know how to fish?"

Zuo Yan walked in the fish pond with difficulty, his eyes fixed on the small piece of water in front of him: "Wait and see, all of you!"

Zuo Yan himself doesn't know that the way he looks at the fish pond now doesn't look like he's looking at those lively fish, but like watching a whole fish feast of braised fish, fish fried in vinegar and fish in black bean sauce.

A group of people look down on him, and he will slap their faces today!

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The heat on the ground could be felt through the sneakers, and Yu Shihuai threw the plucked scallions on the ground.Sweat trickled down his face.You don't need to look at her to know that the makeup on your face is absolutely smudged. Yu Shihuai is a pure jade girl. She usually doesn't wear too much makeup on her face, otherwise I can't imagine what my face looks like now up.

Even so she was embarrassed.

It happened that this was recording a program, and she couldn't just throw green onions in a fit of anger and say that she would not record it.The only people here who can play big cards are Wei Jingxing and Zuo Yan.

She wiped the sweat off her brow and stood up, probably because she was too weak, and couldn't help shaking when she got up, which made the cameraman who was following her feel terrified and wanted to help her quickly. Dissatisfaction followed closely in my heart.

How could a group of big men let a girl do this kind of work?Excuse me?

Yu Shihuai swayed a few times before stopping, she smiled softly: "Fortunately, I am here to do this kind of work, otherwise if brother Wei is really allowed to come, our image of gentle and jade-like Mr. Wei will be gone. His fans should feel sorry for him."

Yu Shihuai blinked at the camera after speaking, seemingly playful.But at this time, Yu Shihuai's sweaty hair was sticking to his face, and his face was pale.This action does not make people feel her playfulness, but it makes people feel distressed.

This is how videographers feel right now.

"Okay, these should be about the same, the task is completed perfectly!" She laughed.

It was when Shi Huai went back after picking, only to find that Wang Yingjun and Li Hao had returned.Li Hao helped Wei Jingxing prepare the meal in the kitchen.

Wang Yingjun asked Li Hao to buy him a bottle of wine by taking advantage of the mission, which was currently on the table in the courtyard, and Wang Yingjun's eyes were fixed on the wine bottle, unable to take his eyes off it.

"No, wait until the evening, hold back, brother handsome..." Wang Yingjun groaned greedily, tried his best to remove his realization from the wine bottle, and when he turned his head, he saw Yu Shihuai.

"Hey sister Shihuai, you are here!" Wang Yingjun hurried over and took the basket from Yu Shihuai's hand. It was not heavy, and he put it on the small table in the courtyard with one hand, "Go and take a bath quickly!" Come on girl, the water has already been boiled. I also washed a lot of fruit, remember to come down and eat after you take a bath later."

Yu Shihuai said thank you with a smile and went up to take a bath.

When Yu Shihuai got out of the shower, the three big men were all huddled in the kitchen. Wang Yingjun and Li Hao were very close together, looking at a mobile phone, and the chef's detailed explanation came from the mobile phone from time to time.

Wei Jingxing was on the other side, processing the ingredients in his hands slowly, as if he was not in a smoke stove, but in a luxuriously decorated open kitchen, carefully studying his French cuisine.

Yu Shi wondered, "Where did Zuo Yan go?"

Everyone paused, and they all looked at Shi Huai.

Wang Yingjun patted his thigh: "That's right, why did you forget such a big baby!"

There was a panic in the kitchen, and Wang Yingjun felt a toothache when he saw the sky: "It's already this time, why hasn't Xiaoyan come back?"

Li Hao put forward his own conjecture, which is also the conjecture that everyone is least willing to face: "...he won't, hasn't he caught any fish yet?"

Everyone was silent.

Yu Shihuai seemed a little at a loss: "It's all my fault. I thought Xiao Yan was so playful that I let him go fishing, and he promised so readily, I thought he could fish."

Wei Jingxing said: "It's not too late, anyway, it's not a big deal, everyone just go and help him."

"Okay." Wang Yingjun put away his phone, "Let me go with Li Hao to have a look, you two have a rest first."

After talking about Li Hao, he took two more sets of fishing equipment and left.

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The big cameraman moved his sore neck and looked at the blue sky and white clouds, the grass and fish pond, and... the statue of Zuo who kept jumping. It couldn't be seen as a person.

"What's going on?!" Zuo Yan was so angry that he jumped to the water, and the muddy water splashed all over him.He obviously caught that fish, even touched its tail, why did he let it slip away? !

Zuo Yan was upset, Zuo Yan began to lose his temper.He spun around in a hurry in the fish pond, stirring up the muddy water even more.

"Everyone is fishing in troubled waters, so why did I become blind in troubled waters!" Zuo Yan wanted to overturn the empty fish basket on the shore, thinking that the only purpose of its existence was to slap himself in the face!

Zuo Yan was circling anxiously when he heard a very rhythmic goose cry.

Wang Yingjun and Li Hao hadn't reached the fish pond when they heard the sound of treading water endlessly.Before the two of them understood what was going on, they first saw Zuo Yan's follow-up photographer.

When they turned the corner and saw the whole picture, the two of them realized why the cameraman squatting on the shore was so unlovable even from his back.

"What's the matter?" Li Hao stepped forward and poked the camera brother.

The cameraman pointed weakly at the camera, then at the moving ball in the fish pond and the empty fish basket he placed on the shore: "It's been a day."

The two paused, then burst out laughing.

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose!" Wang Yingjun laughed extraordinarily arrogantly, and while laughing, he took pictures of his big brother's back so hard that he almost fell into the fish pond.The big cameraman turned his head and glared at Wang Yingjun resentfully.

Such a loud laughter naturally attracted Zuo Yan's attention, and he quickly rolled from the fish pond to the fish pond: "Why are you here?"

Zuo Yan looked a little annoyed.

"Why, didn't you say that you want to dig a hole to raise fish? Where are the fish? Show me!" Wang Yingjun burst out laughing while talking, and even Li Hao laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"Wait, I'll catch it soon, I've already figured out the essentials of fishing!" Zuo Yan would never allow himself to be their laughing stock like this, if he really went back without catching a single fish, he would Can imagine how I would be laughed at!

"Farewell to your ancestors, just stay there with peace of mind!" Wang Yingjun pulled Zuo Yanpa aside, and he and Li Hao got into the water.

"No! No!" Zuo Yan was pulled away and entangled again, "Brother Wang, Brother Li, believe me, I really found the trick, let me try again."

"Li Hao, stop him!" Wang Yingjun was caught by Zuo Yan and couldn't get away, asking for help from his reinforcements.

Li Hao didn't know where to put his hands. He didn't know where to put his hands, he couldn't hold one, he didn't want to pull on the other, he pulled on both sides: "You guys..."

Wang Yingjun knew at a glance that he didn't dare to offend Zuo Yan, and said loudly: "Hurry up, if you don't stop him, we won't be able to eat fish tonight!"

"Brother Li, don't!" Zuo Yan struggled.

But Li Hao thought about it for a while and felt that what Wang Yingjun said was reasonable, the effect of the variety show could earn more shots, Zuo Yan would not blame him.Having figured it out, Li Hao tightly hugged Zuo Yan's waist, not letting him continue to toss.

Zuo Yan didn't dare to struggle much anymore, for fear that the muddy water all over his body would splash on Li Hao: "Brother, brother, let me go."

His legs kicked and kicked in the water, rebelling against fate.

"Xiaoyan, don't worry about it. Let Wang Yingjun go. He is very experienced and will definitely catch the fish. Otherwise, we will have nothing to eat tonight." Li Hao persuaded him earnestly.

Zuo Yan was restrained from moving, completely breathed out, but he didn't dare to push hard, and he lost all his face.He collapsed to the side like a frost-beaten eggplant.

Wang Yingjun lived up to Li Hao's words of "experienced", he caught two fish in less than a while, and he threw the fish into the fish basket, and the empty fish basket immediately gained weight.

"Let's just grab two first, there should be enough to eat, and there are still a lot of vegetables." After Wang Yingjun finished speaking, he supported the shore with both hands and rolled over.

Zuo Yan was speechless: what a flexible fat man.

Looking at both of them, Wang Yingjun laughed and scolded: "What's wrong? Hurry up and call it a day!"

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When Zuo Yan went back, a thousand people were shocked.

Wei Jingxing's clear eyes scanned him up and down, with hesitation on his face: "What are you doing here?"

Accidentally fell down in the fish pond, and rolled a few more times?

Zuo Yan didn't want to talk, he was so tired, fishing and resisting, tossing away most of his life.

"Fishing." Zuo Yan waved his hands, dragged his heavy body and walked into the house, he urgently needed a bath now.

"Don't mention it, this kid has been tossing around all afternoon, but he didn't catch any fish." Li Hao put the fish basket in the middle of the yard, and he still couldn't help laughing when he thought of this incident.

"Probably because of a child's temper, he doesn't want to admit defeat if he can't be caught." Wei Jingxing said.

"Who said it wasn't."

"What are you talking about, why don't you hurry up and deal with the fish." Yu Shihuai walked over with a smile and saw that Wei Jingxing was also here, "How is Brother Wei's research on the recipes? I am looking forward to tasting it." Brother Wei's cooking skills."

Wei Jingxing put his hands in his pockets and smiled for a while: "It might disappoint you."

"Ah, no way?" Yu Shihuai said, "Is what you said true? Are you lying to me?" But then she smiled shyly and said, "It's okay, it's the first time I'm cooking, it's not delicious. It doesn't matter, brother Wei, just learn more in the future."

After finishing speaking, he blushed and added: "It doesn't matter if it doesn't taste good, anyway, my filter is 800 meters thick and I can boast with my eyes closed!"

Wei Jingxing hooked his lips and smiled gently, but didn't answer.

But at this time Zuo Yan came out and wanted to ask Wang Yingjun whether he used solar energy or boiled water for bathing here. Hearing Yu Shihuai's words, he immediately retorted: "Brother Wei's cooking skills can make recipes by himself, and it's still useful. Watching the teaching?"

"Jing Xing knows how to cook, why didn't we know?"

"It's Xiaoyan, Brother Wei never said he could cook when he was interviewed?"

Seeing everyone looking at him in surprise, and then at Wei Jingxing, Zuo Yan knew that the information Wang Haosi gave him was definitely not owned by everyone in the entertainment industry, and he didn't know where his manager got it from.

Zuo Yan was just about to refute, when he saw Wei Jingxing shaking his head suggestively at him, his eyes flashed slyly, and the words on his lips turned in a different direction: "I'm Brother Wei's number one brain fan, and our brother Wei is naturally a ten-item fan. Almighty, you can do anything."

Everyone was amused by his words, and Wang Yingjun's laughter was the most penetrating.

Someone let out a sigh of relief.

Zuo Yan and Wei Jingxing looked at each other and blinked, Wei Jingxing also smiled back.

Ah, then let these goose call monsters try tonight what is called polar reversal, Zuo Yan thought viciously.