The heroine is full of insanity

"...What exactly do you want?" Scuvaro, who was wearing a bath towel and dripping all over his body, squatted in a chair, his hair frizzing out of frustration.

On the opposite side of the long table, Yuan Chun was sitting in seat C, holding the wreckage of the brutally murdered little skirt with his fingertips.Dazai and Hong Kong and other people stood side by side behind her, perfectly integrated into the role of bodyguards "supporting the scene for the eldest lady".

"Shouldn't I call the police?" Yuan Chun plausibly said, "You picked my skirt in front of so many people—"

"That was an accident!" Scuvaro retorted loudly, "Besides, do you have evidence?"

Yuanchun has a small skirt in her left hand and a mobile phone video recorder in her right hand. She smiled with confidence, "I have it."

Skuvalo was choked to death, "...as a member of the port/black/hand/party/, don't you think it's wrong to call the police?"

"What? Black/hand/party? Who is black/hand/party? Where is black/hand/party?" Yuanchun pretended to be shocked, she took out her student ID card from her pocket, slapped it on the table, and showed it to Sku Varo looked, "I'm a decent high school student, certified by the state, recognized by the government, recognized by the school, and have nothing to do with the underworld."

"Then explain why you are sitting here!" Scovalo widened his eyes and threatened fiercely, "Do you know who we are!"

Yuanchun pointed at Dazai, "He offered 200 million to hire me to be his girlfriend for a day, saying that the elders in the family are urging the marriage, so just let me help you deal with it."

Genchun took out his phone while talking, pointed the screen at Skuvalo, and pointed him to a bright red APP icon. "It's hired here, and Didi will marry you. Have you ever heard of it? If you don't want to add a friend, as long as the price is enough, it's fine to pretend to be your girlfriend."

Scovalo: "..." Really?

Dazai: "..." Wait, I feel a little heavy on my shoulders, as if someone put a pot, is it my illusion?

"You're lying!" Varia passer-by A stood up, "You suddenly appeared on the deck, attacked our captain, and asked me 'Where's your boss?' This means you already knew our identities!"

Scovalo, who almost fell into self-doubt, came back to his senses and gave passerby A a look of approval.

Passerby A proudly raised his chest.

"Suddenly appeared on the deck because of my ability. There are people with abilities everywhere in Yokohama. Our school alone has a bunch of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon bosses. I'm still far behind. I'm just an ordinary big sister. " Yuanchun said modestly, "Brother, the times have changed. It is a basic operation for high school students to save the world. What's so strange about it? Don't make a fuss."

Yuanchun brushed the broken hair in front of his forehead, talking nonsense without blinking his eyes, he was very good at fooling people at first glance.

"As for that sentence... Please, use your brain, he spent 200 million to hire me for a day, it looks like a fool with a lot of money... Ah no, he is a handsome rich second generation who lives in a mine. This kind of Isn’t it normal for a big family to race a speedboat and drive a cruise ship, have bodyguards and bodyguard leaders?”

Scovalo & passer-by A: "..." It sounds like nothing is wrong, but there is always something wrong.

Dazai was amazed at Yuanjun's ability to talk nonsense, he thought for a while, put on the vest of "people are stupid and have a lot of money", and began to act along.

"I'm sorry, Xiaochun, I lied to you." Dazai showed a sad expression, and his eyes quickly filled with tears, "I have fallen in love with you at first sight since I saw you on the side of the road, and I have worked so hard to get to know you... ..."

The pure etymology of "love at first sight" gave her goosebumps and her Mary Sue PTSD flare-up.

No date, we don't make a date!Yuanchun domineeringly took away the bitter love script that Dazai compiled without authorization, tore it into pieces and threw it into the trash can, and then she dug out her own "I smoke, drink, beat people, and I am a good student" script, and stuffed it into Dazai's arms. inside.

"It's useless to say so much." Yuanchun was ruthless, not at all fascinated by masculinity, "I won't give you a discount!"

Dazai wiped away his tears silently, and regained his indifferent expression, "...Oh."

Xiaochun is so annoying!

"In view of your dishonesty, I will demand the final payment now." Yuanchun stretched out his hand to Dazai, "200 million, not a cent less."

Dazai, who was taken advantage of the opportunity, was very calm. He took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it a few times, and simply transferred money to Yuanchun, "Pay attention to check."

Just squeeze it out, anyway, it was Nakahara Chuya who finally paid for it, so what does it have to do with him Dazai Osamu?

"Hmph, you're wise." Seeing the rapid increase in the balance, Yuan Chun's face showed no fluctuations, and he felt very happy in his heart, "Next time you trick me, I'll make you go all the way!"

Dazai nodded obediently.Sorry big sister head, I was wrong big sister head.

"Unless you add money." Yuan Chun added.

Dazai: "..." How short of money are you!

After bullying Dazai, Genchun turned to deal with Skuvalo.

"Have you seen enough drama?" Yuan Chun asked.

Who invited you to act!Scovalo rolled his eyes, "Is the internal strife over?"

"There is no internal strife, we are just a pure money relationship." Yuanchun said, "Now let's talk about the issue of you picking my skirt—"

Skuvalo's forehead was throbbing with veins, "——I didn't take your skirt off!"

Damn it, why did the topic come back again? What is this woman trying to do with all this nonsense? !

And she dared to choke on me, she used to only cry at me!Sure enough, that weak look was all a faux pas!

Skuvalo glared at Genjun: Do you still remember that you were an undercover agent sent by Valia!

Of course I don’t remember, is the food fed by Mori Ogai not tasty, or is Chuya not giving enough pocket money?Only fools want to be undercover agents for you——Yuan Chun really wanted to shout this sentence, but no, now is not the time to change jobs, in order to complete the task, she has to be patient.

Pressing all kinds of emotions back to the bottom of my heart, Yuanchun responded calmly: I remember that I had a conflict with you. The more violent the quarrel, the more we can separate the relationship, which will help me gain the trust of Hong Kong and black.

Scovalo's eyes were full of suspicion: Are you taking the opportunity to vent your dissatisfaction?

Yuanchun in his heart: Yes!That's right!That's it!Who wants to take the blame for Mary Su's black history!

Genchun: What can I be dissatisfied with?My love for Xanxus is forever!Save a contact if you have time, and I'll tell you about Xanxus hitting me.

Skuvalo: ...you're mentally retarded, you can't be too coquettish, just slip away.

She is still as disgusting as before, but I always feel that something has changed in her... Skuvalo felt inexplicably uneasy that something was getting out of control, an unresolved irritability arose in his heart, and a fierce gleam appeared in his eyes , "This is not a place for you to run wild, if you talk nonsense again, I will kill you!"

The threats from the captain of the Valia combat force were never just words. Before Skuvalo finished his sentence, the weapons of his subordinates all came out. There were guns, knives and long swords, and they aimed at Yuanchun one after another.

At this time, the fight is all about momentum, whoever coaxes is the grandson!

Yuanchun smiled arrogantly, and two subspace barriers suddenly unfolded, one framed half of the ship, and the other covered her and Gang Hei's people.

"Dare to mess with high school students in the island country, you are finished." Yuanchun glanced at Skuvalo maliciously, raised his mobile phone to take a photo of him, and quickly tapped his fingers on the virtual keyboard. less information.

"It turns out that you are here to mess things up." Skuvalo grinned sinisterly, like a ferocious big shark locking its prey, "Very well, I—"

"Sberbi Scuvaro, male, 21 years old, the vice president of Valia, a subsidiary of the famous Italian aquatic company Vengley, has been voted in Sicily's 'Most Wanted Man by Girls' for three consecutive years I got a good grade of No.2, and I live in XXXXX, Sicily..." Yuanchun read quickly with a great tone.

In order to facilitate activities, people in the other world have at least one set of clean identities that are used as camouflage on the surface. These identities are public. As long as the search is correct, the complete resume can be found on the Internet.

"What do you mean?" Scovalo had a bad premonition in his heart.

Yuanchun blinked, smiled innocently and innocently, "Tell me, if I post the video of you pulling my skirt on the Internet, and the girls in Sicily will see it, will you still have a ranking when the male god votes next year?"

Scuvaro: "...who cares!"

That's what I said, but the point is not that the girls who licked their faces lost their fans, nor did they lose the fans of the God of Cooking, but the Pengo Li group.If the black/hand/party families, large and small, saw the video, how would Skuvalo be able to mess around in the outside world? !What's the face of Valia? !

No, this matter must not be exposed!

"You must be thinking about how to silence your mouth," Yuanchun held his chin and looked at Skuvalo with a smile, "It's useless, why don't you try shooting now?"

Passerby A pulled the trigger, and the high-speed spinning bullets flew out of the muzzle of the gun, hitting the barrier of the subspace barrier, and knocked out circles of rippling ripples on the wall that flowed with colorful light.

Other than that, nothing happened.

"I told you earlier not to mess with the high school students of the island country, you really can't afford to mess with them." Genjun shook her head, and at the same time she moved her fingers hanging by her side slightly, making a secret gesture.

"Xiaochun, have you had enough fun?" A soft sigh sounded from behind, like a gauze brushing across the throat, making one subconsciously feel uncomfortable.

There was a light click, the sound of the gun/gun safety being opened.Dazai took out a pistol/gun from nowhere, and pressed the gun/mouth against the back of Genjun's head.

"I'm sorry for lying to you, but that doesn't mean you can act recklessly," Dazai said nonsense in a serious manner, "the opposite is a black/road organization that is more terrifying than me, and you 'Dark Wings' have no chance of winning against them."

"Wings of Darkness" is a club founded by Genjun's tablemate Kai Teng Shun, which is said to fight against the villains lurking in the dark and destroying the world.At first, Yuanchun really thought that Kaito had super powers, but later he found out that he was just a cute little girl with severe secondary illness. The PK Academy stipulates that the club must have at least three or more members, and Hai Teng, who is rolling around and acting cute, drags Yuanchun, Qi Mu and Rantangli to get enough people.

Unexpectedly, Dazai even knew this kind of thing, and could pronounce the name of "Dark Wing" without changing his expression. He really deserves to be the thick-skinned person in Hong Kong.Yuanchun silently gave Dazai a thumbs up.

Dazai was still talking nonsense, he looked at Skuvalo, "I will deal with her and give you an explanation."

Yuanchun turned his back to Dazai, couldn't see the expression on Dazai's face at the moment, didn't know that although he was smiling, there was no smile in his eyes, and there was only a strong, indelible killing intent and bloody.

The darkness that had been well hidden all this time finally revealed a faint corner.

Skuvalo, who was facing Dazai, was taken aback for a moment, and immediately became alert.

Dazai didn't do anything to Skuvalo, he put his hand on Genjun's shoulder, and the dazzling ball of light spread out. Wherever it passed, the subspace barrier turned into dots of light and dissipated in the air.

Extraterrestrial Disqualification activates.

Without giving Genjun a chance to speak, Dazai waved his hand and slashed hard on the back of her neck, knocking her unconscious.

Dazai hugged Yuanyuan Jun, "Now we can get to the point, have you completed this transaction?"

Almost forgot there was still a deal left.Scovalo narrowed his eyes, "You want to take her away?"

"The video is left to you, and the person is mine." Dazai stared at Skuvalo intently, his aura rising little by little, "Whether she is dead or alive, it is... mine."

Immediately afterwards, Dazai's momentum subsided, and the look in his eyes returned, he rolled his eyes, "If you want, you can marry Didi yourself."

Scovalo: "..." Is there really such an app?Don't lie to me because I don't read much!

For a moment, he was not sure whether Dazai was really crazy or pretending to be crazy. This erratic mental state was confusing.

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After inspecting the goods and confirming that they were correct, Dazai asked someone to load the goods onto the ship sent by Hong Kong Hei, and then notified Mori Ogai that he could pay the final payment.

Skuvalo found Osamu Dazai on the deck of the Koguro cargo ship. He was sitting in a daze in front of the recliner, and Genjun lay unconscious on the chair.

...A coma, right?Or was he killed by Osamu Dazai?I think he can do this kind of thing.Scuvaro couldn't help thinking.

Scovalo has never doubted the charm of Marisu. Although the woman has no brains, she can't help being good-looking, sweet-mouthed and soft-spoken. She has been stalking her for so many years, except that Valia, under the leadership of Xanxus, has always disliked her. As hell, the rest of Pengo Lie felt really good about her.

A large group of idiots were bewitched by Mary Sue's face and showed their affection to her, but Mary Sue all refused on the grounds of "what? I treat you as a friend and you want to have sex with me".

But Osamu Dazai...Although he is young, he gives Scovalo a very dangerous feeling. This kind of person will fall in love with Marysu at first sight, which is against harmony no matter how you think about it.

Skuvalo was rarely curious, and he asked, "You really treat her..."

"Guess." Dazai looked up at Scuvaro, with a vigilance and rejection in his smile, "I'm very surprised, why Mr. Scuvaro is so interested in my Xiaochun, do you know her?"

Scovalo was: "...I don't know."

He looked at the 15-year-old Dazai, then at the 16-year-old Genjun, and suddenly felt that the 21-year-old himself was already old.

I think back when Skuvarro was 15 years old, just a few years after the cradle incident, Valia, who had lost the leader, was in an embarrassing position. Apart from doing the tasks assigned by Kudaime, he dared not do anything else.Scuvaro is either practicing swords or killing people every day, living like a tool man with no emotions.

The times have really changed, the current black/hand/party has fallen!Just know how to fall in love!Can you focus on your career?Can you!

"...boring." Skuvalo taunted loudly, stepped on the pace of disbelief, and retreated rumblingly with his men.

After confirming that Skuvalo had really left, Genjun opened his eyes, and quickly took out the game console from his wide sleeve.

It's a pity that the villain on the screen has been hacked to death by the monster, and the battle has played BADEND.

Yuanchun heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I saved it."

Dazai was full of black lines, "Can't we play in another place?"

"This is a gangster's boat, so I won't move the ground and let Valia go." Yuanchun waved his hand aggressively.

"Xiaochun, did you hear what I said just now?" Dazai tilted his head to look at Yuanchun with his face on his face, "I'm so troubled, what should I do? I can't really kill you to do business with Valia, can I?"

Yuanchun focused on pressing the game console, with an indifferent expression on his face, "What do you think?"

"I think..." Dazai suddenly approached Genjun, "You should quickly build a 'Wing of Darkness', in case Valia finds your classmates..."

That would be bad.

Dazai point to the end.

Yuanchun finally stopped what she was doing. She raised her head slowly, looked at Dazai carefully, and realized after a while, "...So he was waiting for me here."

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

How can you happily go to school with your schoolbag on your back?How can you live an ordinary life with peace of mind?

Be sober, you belong to the darkness, and you will sink with me in the inextricable swamp until you sink to the top.

So, if you don't want to involve irrelevant people, come back quickly.

I'm looking at you.

The author has something to say: After finishing the repair, I still feel that Dazai is subtle OOC, he is black, but not so... sick and delicate?

Well, that's it, fan, OOC is normal (you

Secretly opened a new article to pre-receive, did you see it OvO

It's called "The Full-Level Boss Just Wants to Be a Salted Fish [Comprehensive]", you can find it when you open the column, ask for a job while asking for an article, and this year I want to save up to [-] for a job, try it out.

Give you a comparison!

PS: The name of the heroine in the new article is still Yuanchun. First, I really like this name. Second, there is a subtle sense of pleasure (you) that Mary Su is a female idol and a male god. If you have different opinions, you can leave a message~