The heroine is full of insanity

The column closed itself.

He shrank into a small corner, hugged his knees with his hands, and buried his head between his legs, with a gloomy aura constantly exuding from his body.

The warm sunlight shrouded Zhu Jian's head like a veil, shining a bright light on the bald spot on his head, which was extremely dazzling.

At this moment, Hashirama became the brightest cub in the whole village.

Yuanchun squatted beside Hashirama, clasped her hands together as if praying, she tried her best to hold back her laughter, showing a sad and guilty look, and said softly: "Brother Hashirama, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."

"Oh, it doesn't matter," Hashirama's voice was slightly dull, it sounded as calm as stagnant water, and he had already lost his soul, "I don't care, isn't it just bald? It's so normal, hahaha. Who hasn't been bald since ancient times?"

Yuanchun: "..." I was so shocked that I could write poetry!

Tobuma, who was watching the excitement nearby, still thought the matter was not big enough, and said in a serious tone, adding fuel to the fire: "The name of this new ninjutsu, I suggest it be called Fengdun · Haircut."

Why don't you call it "Wind Dun·Mediterranean"?Can you stop making trouble!Yuanchun glared at Feijian angrily.

Tobima closed it as soon as he saw it, he shrugged his shoulders and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

It is true that I made mistakes first, Yuanchun thought, since I did something wrong, I should be brave enough to take responsibility...

Yuan Junzheng was thinking about how to apologize in order to restore Hashirama's heart that was on the verge of being broken. Before he could open his mouth, Hashirama stood up, covered his face with his hands, and ran away crying, because the running speed was too fast. A long, massive billowing smoke was dragged out behind him, polluting the environment very much.

Yuanchun & Togama: "..."

A few seconds later, Yuanchun and Tobima looked at each other, and began to blame each other very tacitly.

Yuanchun took the lead in attacking, "Look at the good deeds you have done, he is crying, what should we do!"

He raised his eyebrows at the door, and said straightforwardly: "What's none of my business? I don't use Fengdun."

Yuanchun accused: "You are cynical!"

Feijian looked calm, "You shaved brother's hair bald."

Yuanchun felt an arrow shot in his knee, and she tried to pull Tomama into the water together, "It was you who came up with the plan to modify ninjutsu!"

Feijian remained unmoved, "You shaved brother's hair bald."

Yuan Chun was so aggrieved by choking, she covered her chest, "You—"

Tokaima emphasized again, "You shaved brother's hair bald."

Yuanchun raised his leg and kicked towards the door, "I haven't spoken yet!"

Fei Jian moved sideways nimbly, reached out and grabbed Yuan Chun's ankle, and he smiled slightly, responding to all changes without changing, "You shaved brother's hair bald."

"...Ah! Are you a repeater?!" Yuan Chun put his head in his hands and said angrily, "I know, I know! I did it!"

Tomona let go of her hands contentedly.

This time it was Yuanchun's turn to play autistic. She squatted down on the spot, curled up in a ball, put her chin on her knees, and grabbed Jiu Lama out of her pocket and put it on her head, blocking it with the little fox's big fluffy tail. line of sight.

Jiu Lama looked innocently at Tobima.

Walking over to Toikama, he scratched Kurama's chin with one hand, and tugged at Yuanchun's hair with the other, "Get up."

"I don't." Yuanchun was very rebellious and a little embarrassed.

After all, she was the one who left Hashirama in anger.

Feijian picked up the nine lamas and put them on his shoulders, "Collect the wheat first, and then go to see big brother."

"I'll go with you." Tobima thought for a while and added.

Recalling today's task, Yuanchun puffed up her cheeks, she tilted her head and stared at the door, raised her arms, "What you say is what you say."

"Hook with you." Fujian sighed, hooked Yuanchun's finger and shook it, and then he grabbed Yuanchun's wrist and lifted him up like a carrot.

Of course, Yuanchun didn't resist too much, the steps were all given to her, no matter how arrogant she is, it doesn't matter.

Wajian and Banjian have been standing behind them all the time, as quiet as the background board. Now that it is almost over, they dare to secretly comment——

Wa Jian said in a low voice, "Brother is really unlucky."

Itama nodded in agreement, "Yes, the second brother is too bad."

Wa Jian looked blank, "Huh? What's wrong with the second brother?"

Itama: "...it's nothing, alas."

"What are you talking about?" Fei Jian turned around and glanced sharply at the two younger brothers.

Ban Jian's expression was innocent and pure, "We're counting how much wheat we can harvest."

"Harvest wheat!" Wa Jian's eyes lit up, "I have experience, let me—"

"You're not allowed!" Yuanchun, Tobima and Itama said in unison.

Wa Jian: "..." What are you doing!How wronged!

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Wa Jian was forced to the edge of the field, and could only do the simple but troublesome work of gathering the harvested wheat.

Yuanchun, Togama and Itama are each in charge of a piece of land. Once the ninjutsu is activated, it is fast and refreshing to mow the wheat.

Wa Jian was so envious that he bit the straw hard.

In less than one morning, a few children settled their own fields, and the harvested grain was registered and handed over to the family's special responsible person, who collected it and disposed of it.

"Let's go," Yuanchun stretched his waist, grabbed Toijian's belt, and dragged him forward, "You promised to accompany me to find brother Zhujian."

"...Let go quickly," Feijian quickly pressed down on his pants, with a stiff expression, "The pants are about to fall off!"

"It can't fall," Yuanchun smiled lazily, "If it falls, let the nine lamas help you block it."

Nine Lamas: "???" It's none of my business!

"...You!" Fei Jian blushed, probably from anger, and even started to stutter, "Genju Senshou! Shut up, you don't look like a girl at all!"

Yuanchun tilted her head, blinking her big watery eyes, she asked suspiciously: "How am I not like a girl? Am I not good-looking?"

He gritted his teeth hard between the doors, making a creaking sound.

Banjian sent a sympathetic look to Feijian, thinking that even if Feng Shui turns, the speed of this rotation is too fast, second brother, you still can't do it!How can you be so good!

Wa Jian gave a special face, "It's pretty, my sister is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!"

Fei Jian glanced faintly at Wa Jian.

Yuanchun happily patted Wajian's head, "I can really talk."

Wa Jian chuckled, "I can say whatever I think."

Yuanchun was even happier, and she immediately said that she would make delicious snacks for Wajian when she got home.

This may be the legendary blessing of fools.Banjian thought silently.

Tobima finally freed the belt from Genjun.

"Have you figured out how to apologize to your eldest brother?" he asked.

This sentence was extremely lethal, Yuan Chun's smile suddenly froze when he heard it.

"No." Yuanchun's mouth twitched, and he murmured softly, "After thinking about it for a long time, I feel that no matter what I do, I can't make up for the damage I caused him."

Yuanchun really doesn't have much experience in comforting people, let alone things like baldness, which cannot be comforted by words at all.

Bald, on the surface, this word has a simple structure, and it reads plainly, as if it doesn't hurt or itch.

However, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked. Only those who are truly bald can deeply understand how frightening it is to sit up and feel the chill on the top of your head when you are dying of illness.When I think of a big bald spot on the top of my head, I will be so worried that I can’t do my job well, I can’t eat, and I can be woken up by nightmares even when I fall asleep, and the pain is unbearable.

Put yourself in the shoes, if Hashirama accidentally cut off a section of Yuanchun's beautiful hair with Fengdun - if you don't need to be bald, just cut off a section - Yuanchun must have blown her hair long ago, she would roll up her sleeves and hold her left hand Mu Dun, the subspace barrier in his right hand, ferociously chased Zhu Jian to the ends of the earth, even if he was pushed to the ground and forced to shave his bald head, it might not be able to relieve the pain in his heart.

In contrast, Hashirama just squatted in a corner alone, aggrieved, and shut himself up, and then ran away crying, which shows how good-tempered he is, and he is already so cute that Yuanchun feels pity.

"I don't think big brother will care about it," Wa Jian thought for a while, and said, "The last time I fought with the Uchiha family, I passed by big brother, and saw the young patriarch of the Uchiha family burn big brother to ashes with a fire escape. He is not angry, and he is smiling very brightly, I don't know what he is happy about, and I dare not ask, for fear of being beaten."

Yuanchun & Togama & Itama: "..."

"How can this be the same," Yuan Chun vainly wiped away tears that didn't exist, "That's Uchiha—"

Covering Yuanchun's mouth between the doors, he was very angry, "Don't say that name!"

"Why don't you cook something delicious for my elder brother," Ban Jian hurriedly changed the subject, "He loves ramen."

Yuanchun pulled down the handle on the door, "Then why not take him to gamble—"

He covered his hands back again, "Don't even say this!"

Yuanchun: "..."

This is not allowed, and that is not allowed, how can it be done!

He pondered for a moment, "We all helped him with the work, let's forget about it."

Yuanchun: "...Are you serious?"

He is your own brother, your own!

"Anyway, I didn't shave him bald." Feijian shrugged his shoulders.

"Oh, I knew it." Yuanchun stepped hard on the door, grabbed Jiu Lama from his shoulder, turned around and left, "Men are big pigs, they are unreliable at all!"

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Genjun went to visit Grandma Mana.

Hearing that Minamoto accidentally shaved off a piece of Hashirama's hair, Grandma Mana laughed so hard.

Yuanchun was frightened, afraid that Grandma Mana would faint out of breath.

"Hey, it's not a big deal," Granny Mana finished laughing, pinching Yuanchun's soft cheeks, "You're his sister, he won't be angry, just apologize."

But he was crying... Yuanchun shook his head, "I think we still have to do something."

"Then solve the problem from the root cause," Grandma Mana waved her hand and said surprisingly, "Shave off all his hair, it will make him more energetic."

Yuanchun: "..." What kind of hatred? !

Fearing that if he continued to stay, he would get even more outrageous answers, Yuanchun said goodbye at the speed of light.

Looking at Yuanchun's back in a hurry, Grandma Mana's expression was full of regret.

She really wanted to see what the bald goose in Hashirama looked like.

Genjun then went to visit Momoka Senju.

Taohua's father is the fourth elder of the Qianshou clan, and she herself is a leader among the young people of Qianshou's generation.There are not many girls of the same age, and she played well with Yuanchun before.

After hearing Yuanchun's intention, Taohua said, "Hahahahaha I'm sorry I don't want to laugh, but hahahahaha deserves to be you!"

"..." Yuanchun silently picked up the water glass and handed it to Taohua, "Take a breath."

"Thank you." Taohua drank the water in one go, "But——"

Yuanchun covered his face, "Don't laugh."

"I didn't laugh at you," Taohua patted Yuanchun's head, "Okay, I'm getting serious! Let me think about it, uh... play some dice with him?"

Yuanchun put his palm across the front of his neck and swiped, "Tobima rejected it."

"It's his style." Taohua chuckled, "If you really care, why don't you ask Zhujian to see what he wants to do? Communicate well, and he will be willing to talk."

Yes, why don't I ask the parties again?Yuanchun slapped his forehead, suddenly realized, she put both hands together, and compared a heart to Taohua, "Thank you, I will treat you to some snacks another day!"

After Yuanchun left, the Fourth Elder walked slowly into the living room with his hands behind his back.

"Father." Taohua looked away.

"What do you think of her?" The Fourth Elder asked straightforwardly.

"She has strength and a good personality. She is a nice girl. I like her very much. She often presses the gap between the pillars to the ground and beats her." Taohua said with a little smile on her lips, "After she came, I It seems that the patriarch is not as serious as before."

The fourth elder sat down slowly, and sighed: "It's a pity that I'm not in good health, and I'm still half Uchiha."

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Yuanchun circled around the clan and went to every place Zhujian usually liked to stay in, but he couldn't even find his shadow.I asked a lot of people, but they all shook their heads and said they didn't see it.

Then there's only one spot left...

As the time approached noon, Yuanchun looked at the sun hanging high in the sky, left a note on the door of the door, "I will not go home for dinner", climbed over the wall and left the clan area, and walked towards Nanhechuan.

As expected, Hashirama was by the river, and he was sitting in the shadow under a tree, with a burning fire in front of him, and a few strings of fresh and tender fish on simple supports.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Hashirama turned his head and saw that it was Yuan Jun who came, his eyes widened in surprise, "Xiao Chun?"

Yuanchun walked all the way and thought all the way, his attention was basically on thinking, and he didn't realize that Hashirama's attitude was a bit strange.

"Why are you here?" Hashirama moved aside to make room for Yuan Chun.

Yuanchun didn't sit down, she combed with five fingers, brushed her silky long hair, finally made up her mind, and said solemnly: "Brother Hashirama, I'm really sorry for shaving your hair off , I don’t know what to do to make up for the mistake. You can see if this works, I’ll go get a haircut that’s the same as yours—”

Hashirama was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, his eyes rolled, and Yuanchun's words were quickly interrupted: "It's not necessary, but..."

Yuanchun Dayi waved his hand awe-inspiringly, "You say it! I can accept it!"

"Since you are so sincere, I can't continue to refuse," Hashirama said slowly, looking at Yuanchun faintly, with a strange light in his eyes, "I want to—"

1 minute later.

Hashirama hummed the little song he ran away, and his mood became visibly happier.On the top of his head grew clusters of cute little mushrooms fluttering in the wind. They crowded together and tightly blocked the bald spot, making Hashirama look like he was wearing a strangely shaped hat, which not only did not damage his handsomeness , It also strangely increased the value of the face a little.

Yuanchun rested her chin on her hands and stared straight ahead. Her face was expressionless, her eyes were dull, and she looked like she was broken.

Hashirama was standing behind Yuanjun, happily braiding his sister's pigtails, which was the way he proposed for Yuanchun to apologize.

"Xiaochun is so good-looking, why is brother willing to shave your hair off?"

"How about this, let me play with your hair!"

"My hair is gone, I can only play with yours."

When he said this, Hashirama's expression was extremely innocent, and the smile on his face was also extremely sincere. If it weren't for the undisguised and malicious light in his eyes, Yuanchun would have been deceived by him passed.

Some people, on the surface, seem simple, honest and loyal, but also have a sense of stupidity, but in fact they are not serious people at all, they are just natural black!

I see you through, none of the men from the Qianshou family is really stupid except Wa Jian.

(Wajian: ???)

"I actually liked playing with dolls when I was young," Hashirama ran his fingers through Yuanjun's long hair, picked three strands, pinched them clumsily, and crookedly wove twists, "but my father said that I was too lazy to play with things, so he threw the doll away. .”

If you are not allowed to play with dolls, you can play with me, anyway, I will not be thrown away by my uncle, right?Yuanchun slandered silently.

Hashirama rambled on for a long time, and his hands kept moving.

Yuanchun didn't have a mirror in front of him, so he didn't know how Hashirama dressed her up. Although he had given up struggling, he was still a little uneasy deep inside.

【Do you want to see with my eyes? ] Jiu Lama poked his head out of Yuanchun's pocket, his furry fox face was full of gloating, 【I can temporarily lend you my body. 】

The completely undisguised expression of Jiu Lama made Yuanchun understand something, she closed her eyes, and said indifferently: "No, thank you."

"Ah? Don't you like wearing flowers?" Hashirama's regretful voice came from above his head, "Okay then, I'll replace the flowers with broccoli..."

Yuanchun: "..."

Didn't talk to you!

Isn’t broccoli a flower?