(A collection of non-responsible short stories)

#straight man#

someday-

Leorie: "I'm a fan of Kuwei."

Jay Freesh: "I'm a Qiwei fan."

Then Kurapika and Kira were beaten by Kigawa for being too straight.

Leorio & Jie: "...Forget it, let's do it ourselves."

Mu Chuan: "??????"

#abnormal#

Hisoka is a pervert recognized by everyone during the hunter exam.

Jay: "Hmm...he's kind of weird."

Qi Ya: "Treasure your integrity and stay away from perverts."

Leorio: "Don't come here!"

Mu Chuanyu: "...Don't ask me, I refuse to answer."

Later, Hisoka dueled Kuroro in the Sky Arena, with Kurapika watching from the audience.

Kurapika: "Good Hisoka beat him hard! Hurry up and hit him in the face! And the Bee- and Bee- who attacked him, if you can't do it, replace me!!!"

Qi Ya: "This audience, don't climb over the guardrail——"

Leorio: "...someone, hurry up and hold Kurapika!"

Mu Chuan: "Don't look at me, I'm drinking tea."

After the matter was over, Kurapika was also voted into the ranks of perverts by a unanimous vote.

Kurapika: "??????"

#Ordinary and confident#

Leorie went for an interview with his high P ID photo: "Why, the photo is me, not satisfied?"

Jie's willful three times: "Hey, I just want to go this way, there is definitely a risk here, let's do it this way, it will be no problem!"

Kurapika was always unaware of his mistakes: "Why are you angry, I didn't do anything."

Qi Ya's haughty eyes killed him: "Huh, just like you, it's only average, far worse than me."

Mu Chuan spread his hands calmly: "Ha, have desires for me? Isn't that human nature?"

Friends around, pawn.

#Eat melon#

Illumi and Hisoka would go to the bar to chat in their spare time. After learning about the gossip about the protagonist group, the two started a series of discussions.

Hisoka: "Your brother likes applesauce."

Illumi: "You don't need to remind me."

Hisoka: "I also said that I want to marry someone back home."

Illumi: "You don't need to remind me."

Hisoka: "When can I attend the wedding?"

Illumi: "Don't even think about it."

After a while.

Hisoka: "I really look forward to their two children, they must be very strong."

Illumi: "You're never finished."

Siso: "I don't know if Little Apple marries into the enemy Hakka, can I get used to it."

Illumi: "..."

Hisoka: "Well, then I will go to play with them often."

Illumi picked up the wine bottle by the table and beat Hisoka who was jumping back and forth.

Illumi: "In this indifferent world, only money can give me a little warmth."

#Preaching and Teaching#

When I first met Mu Chuan Yui, Qi Ya was shocked by her profane words: "What is this?"

A few years later.

Qi Ya: "Thank you, I've already learned it, now I'm going to fight against my brother."

#comfort#

Yui Mu Chuan: "You are the heir to the Hakka genius killer who beat the enemy, he is the heartthrob son of the Samsung Hunter, and I am the world's strongest talker. We all have a bright future."

# Shura field #

After Mu Chuan discovered the chimeric ant incident, he became the harem king in the male frequency cool novel, and the specific performance is——

Saintess of the Republic of Hass (Ruby Ryder): "Teijin-kun is so handsome! I like you so much!"

Mafia Miss (Chipo Roxar): "I want to marry Teijin! I won't marry unless he is!"

Allied State of the Balusa Islands (Qianya Moran): "Hey, my strongest partner is here, Brother Milk Tea, do you want to think about me?"

Mascot of Kajin Kingdom (Torma): "Damn it, the contract you lied to me to sign is to sell your body, boss dog, are you going to never let me go for the rest of your life!"

The girl (Peng Si) who met in the hunter exam: "Where are you going, Mr. Milk Tea, can you take me with you?"

Nougat Girl (??): "I want to become your thing, from that second on, I only have you in my heart."

Dangerous young man (??): "Kill you, only by killing you can this end, let me do it myself..."

The protagonist group of four all showed the expression of the old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.Mu Chuan also showed cover-style resistance, and a mask of pain appeared on her face: "Okay, okay, you can either go to the dance studio to fight, or just wait for me to use the shadow body, and each of you will take one home? "

Everyone: "Really, yes!"

Yui Muchuan died on the spot.

#provocative#

As everyone knows, Kigawa Yui loves to provoke enemies.For example, when facing the head of the Phantom Troupe: "Your eyes look like kidney deficiency from staying up too late. They need a little highlighter. I just bought a new color contact lens and a highlighter disc. You can go and touch up your makeup."

When facing Hisoka: "Stay away from me, you're taking my air."

When facing Dongba: "Get out of the way, you caught my eyes."

When facing other candidates of the hunter exam: "What are you looking at, I want to fight."

When facing the president of the association: "Only one strongest villain is allowed to exist in the world. If Jin's dignity is blocked, I must be the one who wins!"

The enemy stood haggardly on the spot: "...can it end? Can this shameful talk be over?"

#first love#

Mu Chuan followed Ace to One Piece World and had a successful relationship with him.After hearing the news——

Whitebeard Pirates: "Really, hahahahahahahaha!"

License hunter group: "Really, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

[Why the seventy-year-old man laughs for no reason] [Why the fire fist was attacked by a crowd] [The secret behind the anger of the three-star hunter] [The real reason why the ship of the four emperors fights and kills all day long] [The dance practice room is very lively] [Hawkins After a calculation, I found that things are not simple]

As a party, do you have anything to say?

Portgas D. Ace: "Huh."

#group chat#

[[Uncle Leorie]: The share of the last mission has been settled, everyone should collect the red envelopes, and just reply in the group after receiving them. 】

[[The Strongest Villain]: Excuse me]

[[Kurapika]: Excuse me]

[[Qi Ya]: Excuse me]

[[Jie]: Take a look]

[[Master Leo Li]:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[[Master Leorio]: Repeater, you guys?Review questions!Just say it after receiving the red envelope! 】

[[The Strongest Villain]: That's all]

【[Kurapika]: That's all】

【[Qi Ya]: That's all】

[[Jie]: That's all]

[[Master Leorie]: ……………]

[System prompt: [Master Leo Li] has quit the group chat [Loving each other as a family]]

……

Collection of Short Stories ⑤

(Finish)

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