[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Jonathan is a bit square.

No, it's really convenient.

The kind that makes everyone happy!

Looking at his square hands, Jonathan couldn't help but sigh again, why, why did this happen?

Obviously time travel is a good thing, and it is even better to travel to a world that you like and are familiar with, but these two good things are connected together, how can you become this sub?

Jonathan Wayne is also an ordinary company animal today, except that he has completely changed his core when he wakes up in the morning.

Oh no, maybe there is something unusual, that is, the whole person has become a pixelated painting style?Although it looks more refined than Steve, it is still angular?

Of course, considering that the colleagues and things around me also have this style of painting, maybe it’s not surprising?

"Snapped!"

But for Jonathan, it was the first time in his life to change his face. Many things were not so easy to get used to, such as holding a cup with inseparable fingers...

This is already the fifth fall today, and the cleaners in the company restaurant all cast strange glances at him.

Why do other people have all kinds of cheats in time travel, but when it is my turn, not only do I not have any cheats, but even the original fingers are gone?

If it weren't for this human-like body that also needs to eat and also feels pain, Jonathan really doesn't want to engage in such a catastrophic eating behavior...

Like eating the plate as a biscuit or something...

The strangest thing is that colleagues are not surprised at all.

"Look at that poor guy, he has lost his appetite for lunch, and he has been absent-minded all the time, alas, but I guess it would be..."

Jonathan didn't notice what his colleagues were talking about behind his back, and he was still thinking about his search results this morning.

After time travel, what Jonathan cares most about, apart from the changes in his body, is his own name.

Wayne, this surname is not unfamiliar to many people.

So, after struggling to master the skill of communicating with colleagues without breaking things, Jonathan immediately began to understand his surroundings.

There is no "Batman", the good news is that no one has ever heard of what it is, the bad news is that there are not even comics about it.

There is no Superman.

There is no Justice League.

But there is Wayne.

The covers and front pages of fashion magazines owned by almost all female colleagues—and they are all different—are reported in exaggerated fonts and lengths just last week, Gotham’s richest man Thomas Wayne and his new wife’s wedding The wedding of the century.

Of course, Jonathan stared at the two Lego-like pixel square faces for a long time, and he couldn't be sure whether he looked like any version of Batman.

After all, it is difficult to see the butt and chin in this style of painting...

This wedding has become a talking point for all Americans, and everyone can talk about it for a long time, especially when chatting with Jonathan, there is more to talk about.

For example, add two sentences, "You see the same Wayne, why is the gap so big?" and other emotions.

It made Jonathan really want to buy some shares of Apple, which has just been listed for less than two years, as long as he can survive to the throne of Emperor Chuan, at least it can be multiplied hundreds or thousands of times, right?

In short, regardless of these, what Jonathan can be sure of is that he has come to the DC world and is at a point in time when most of the "plots" have not yet begun.

In addition, Jonathan is somewhat fortunate and regretful that although there are no Superman and Batman in this world, there is a well-known Captain America.

In the form of comics, it appeared in the childhood of most Americans.

It's not a real-life adaptation, it's just a pure comic, because not only the publishing company is called Marvel, but it also owns Iron Man, Thor, Fantastic Four, X-Men and other characters.

"Mr. Jonathan Wayne, here is your letter." The arrival of the postman interrupted Jonathan's thinking.

Jonathan accepted a sealed envelope, and at the same time received a sentence from a colleague who came with the postman,

"The boss asked you to go to his office."

Jonathan could only temporarily put down the envelope in his hand. After all, the experience of being a social animal for two lifetimes made him understand what was the highest priority.

With brown hair, an exaggerated false smile in the wrinkles that can kill mosquitoes, and a belly that is unmatched by an Asian fat man, Jonathan's boss is a typical middle-aged white successful male of this era.

Putting it in a country that has just been re-opened, the kind that can win a lot of projects just by attending a few ribbon-cutting ceremonies with this face.

The boss kindly cared about Jonathan's recent situation, greeted his family members, such as his parents who passed away long ago, and highly praised Jonathan's work ability, thanked him for his contributions to the company over the years, and expressed his gratitude The reluctance of the leaders and colleagues, and wish Jonathan a brighter future...

All in all, Jonathan was fired in a daze.

He didn't know whether it was because he broke three plates and four cups in the company today, or he stepped his left foot first when he entered the door?

Back at his workstation, colleagues around him gave Jonathan sympathetic looks...but few of them came up to say hello.Obviously, this is a layoff that everyone knows well under the current recession, and no one knows whether it will be their turn next.

Jonathan didn't care too much, he had no relationship with these "just met" colleagues.Besides, he didn't retain many memories of his original body after time travel, so he just wanted to change his environment.

Packing up his personal belongings, Jonathan noticed the letter he had just received again.Anyway, there is nothing wrong now, and the work in hand can be stopped. Jonathan openly fished during working hours under everyone's gaze with peace of mind.

There were two fingers in the envelope, a brand-new A4 paper in official document style, and it was also in standard print.Intuitively, Jonathan didn't bother with it first, but picked up another piece of letter paper.

A piece of yellowed letterhead with old-fashioned handwriting.

"Dear Jonathan:

If you are reading this, then unfortunately we may not be able to meet again.But don't feel sorry for me, I've had a pretty full and interesting life.

A long time ago, I too was caught in the woods looking for a turnaround, and I was blind to what was most important in my life... so in the end, I dropped everything and came to where I really belong.

And now, if you are too, I put it all in this envelope with all my pride and joy in it!

Go find it!I put all my wealth there!It's in Kansas, and it's the perfect place to start your new life!

love you uncle

Jonathan Joestar"

What's this?a will?Or a treasure map?Jonathan was puzzled for a long time, and glanced at the map of the United States hanging on the wall in the company. Considering that Kansas is not near the sea, so... the treasure map of the Bandit King?

After putting down the letterhead, Jonathan picked up the A4 paper next to it, which also had a letter on it.

"Dear Jonathan:

It is a pity to inform you that your uncle, Mr. Jonathan Joestar, has passed away. Please express your condolences.

According to Mr. Joestar's will, his funeral will be held in secret, and this law firm will be entrusted with full authority to handle it. To make relatives and friends feel sad, no one will be notified.

In addition, as the only child of Mr. Joestar's sister and the only surviving relative of Mr. Joestar, you will inherit not only your uncle's name but also his entire estate, including but not limited to a farm in Kansas.

Sincerely, Dior Law Firm. "

a farm?Jonathan was even more confused. He didn't have many images of this uncle in his memory. He only heard from his mother when he was a child that her brother inherited the farm left by the family, but he never got married and had children.Originally, Yuanshen's mother planned to introduce a girlfriend to her eldest brother, but she didn't expect to get into a car accident with her father...

But it is a good thing to have a farm at this time.Jonathan originally planned to be alone for a while to adapt quietly, at least to adapt to Fang Fang's body first.As far as he knows, most of the farms in the United States are sparsely populated, which is just right.

Just what happened to this letter?He only said that he had a farm to inherit, but where, when, and who to contact, but none of it. What should he do?

After reading it over and over several times, Jonathan finally found a line of small characters enclosed in brackets on the back of the letter, almost too small to be read.

(Note: The firm will ensure that Mr. Jonathan can receive the inheritance smoothly, but only once. There will be a special car waiting downstairs in Mr. Jonathan’s company within one hour after receiving this letter. If it expires, it will be automatically regarded as giving up the inheritance, and all the inheritance will belong to owned by the firm.)

"Damn!" Jonathan stood up abruptly, how long is it until an hour?

"Snapped!"

Fang Fang's body and Fang Fang's hands, Jonathan didn't pay attention, and the things on the table fell to the ground.

Before he had time to pack anything, Jonathan grabbed the letter and rushed out.

The former colleagues all cast more sympathetic glances. This child has been hit like this by unemployment...

"Jonathan, wait!" Under the gaze of everyone, a beautiful female colleague ran out of the boss's office on high heels, and called Jonathan eagerly...

Of course, Jonathan judged beauty according to Fang Xingren's standards.

"You haven't signed this letter of resignation yet!"

Jonathan, who was forcibly stopped, could only swipe two strokes at will - with such a square hand, he couldn't write anything if he wanted to write seriously.

Speaking of which, Jonathan didn't inherit too much memory from his original body. Apart from the basic language ability, most of the other things had to be recalled carefully before he could remember anything.For example, he still doesn't know the name of the company.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, it has nothing to do with him in the future.

"Thank you for your contribution to JoJa, I look forward to having..."

"What?" It looked like a female colleague from the human resources department was saying some polite words, but Jonathan was suddenly stunned.

"What's wrong?" Fang Fang, the female colleague who was interrupted, had great doubts and question marks written on her face.

It's literally written all over your face!The one that's still shaking!

"You just said, JOJO?"

"???" The question marks on the female colleague's face turned into three.

"Grass..." Jonathan sincerely praised a certain plant, and continued running outside without saying anything.

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Currently available information:

The current time of the protagonist is the mid-80s of the twentieth century

Personal computers have appeared and are used for office work in the United States, but the first search engine on the Internet was born in 1997, so it is difficult for the protagonist to directly search for things online

Apple has just been listed for a year or two at this time, so buying its stock will definitely make a fortune

There are three founders of Apple, Mr. Joe and his classmates, and an accountant who was hired to do the accounts... Yes, the accountant's surname is Wayne!

In the second year, Wayne sold all his 1500% of Apple's original shares at a price of $10...

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Don't give it to me!Although I was not born at that time, it would be fine for my grandpa to buy it! 80s! 1500 US dollars is just a little more than 2 yuan, so you can still get it out if you bite your teeth!

Oh, right,

Joja is the original company of the protagonist in Stardew Valley, officially translated as Qiao's.But because it's that cursive, I always see it as

JoJo...