[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Bruce, why on earth are you doing this?"

Clark looked tired, with resistance written all over his face: "What are you doing at my house?"

"I drank too much!" Bruce said confidently, "I can't let me drink and drive back to Gotham, right?"

"But you can always find a driver to take you home, or go directly to the hotel," Clark pointed out Bruce's loophole relentlessly, "I believe that the Wayne Hotel in the Metropolis will always reserve a room for you."

"Tsk, ignorant reporter," Bruce smacked his lips in dissatisfaction, "first of all, standing in front of you is Bruce Wayne, a rich man who carries at least $500 million in bearer checks at all times, except my housekeeper Other than that, I won't let anyone drive me alone, especially if I'm drunk. Believe me, few people can resist the temptation to kidnap a Wayne?"

"Including me?"

"Of course...not counting," Bruce patted Clark on the shoulder, "You look like a nice guy, you know, the kind of bad guy that girls would never like. Unfortunately, you guy can't drive. "

"I can drive, and I've driven a truck, but I don't have a driver's license," Clark supported Bruce. "And I've been drinking, so I can't help you drive."

Yeah, fuck that big, Kansas farm-raised dumbass drinker, Bruce groans.

Coming out of the restaurant, Bruce dragged Clark to the bar again, saying that he wanted to have some fun, but actually wanted to get Clark drunk to see if he could get some information.

However, Bruce never expected that he would overturn while getting drunk!

Clark looked like the kind of honest guy who didn't hang out in nightclubs often, and the type of person who really went to bars just to drink.But... is this drink too good?

Of course Bruce wasn't drunk, at most he was just a little drunk, which didn't affect his sanity, but Clark kept his expression on like this, it's really a huge amount, can you country people drink like this?

Some Kryptonian Unaffected by Alcohol: What?

In fact, Clark has been drinking for a long time. Jonathan had allowed him to choose drinks freely when he was a teenager. It’s okay to have a drink if he wants to.To Clark, wine and juice are just different tastes.In a rural place like Smallville, underage drinking is not strictly controlled, and the Kent family brews their own wine, so there is no need to buy it.

But when Clark went to college, Jonathan also specifically told him to be careful when going out.Not worried about him being drunk, but worried about whether he was drunk or not.There are more people who drink a lot, but those who are not drunk at all are too conspicuous.

Jonathan let Clark take care of himself, such as finding a reference target with a good drinking capacity, and estimating when he should be drunk.

Clark understood, but the reference target he was looking for... was Jonathan, a man with a system and a digitalized body.

Anyway, Clark has never seen Jonathan really drunk since he was a child, and at most he was drunk.

Bruce, who realized that Clark was drinking too much, immediately changed his battle plan, from getting Clark drunk to pretending to be drunk himself, and went to Clark's residence to investigate.

"Then can't you go to the hotel?" Clark still didn't give up. "I can take you there, Bruce, and make sure you won't be robbed or kidnapped."

"Then you will see all the headlines about Bruce Wayne and the Daily Planet reporter going to the hotel to open a room tomorrow," Bruce interrupted quickly as he looked at Clark as if he wanted to say something, "Even if you send me to the hotel It’s not okay to just leave the door, I don’t want to run into some girls in the room at night, and find out that the hotel is surrounded by reporters tomorrow.”

"So it's okay if my residence is surrounded by reporters?" Clark's face was full of black lines.

"You're a reporter, Clark, and this is your job." Bruce waved his hand, apparently not paying attention.

"I thought that the salary I received only made me sell my eight hours of working time a day?" Clark pushed his glasses, "It's off work now."

"And your boss is threatening you with a bonus and salary increase to continue serving him after get off work." Bruce touched Clark's chest, "This is the power of capital, Clark, our own superpower."

The poor little reporter is very sure that he has so many superpowers, but he doesn't have this kind of superpower.

And he has nothing to do with this wayward black-hearted capitalist.Clark can think with his toes, if he dares to leave Bruce alone in a hotel or on the street, Perry will deduct all his bonuses and subsidies tomorrow, and send him to the archives to guard the pile of documents...

Clarke sadly discovered that Jonathan was right, even on this planet, Superman is not invincible.

It's just that Jonathan was thinking about a bunch of bosses on the magic side, not capitalists with wages...

Bruce, who has done a lot of research, may know better than himself about Clark's residence.

Clark owned a single-family house near the Metropolitan University, but moved out after graduation and lived in a bachelor apartment not too far from Manhattan.

Bruce even found out that after the apartment was entrusted for rent, because the landlord didn't care about anything at all and didn't keep pace with the times for a long time, the rent has been much lower than the surrounding area.

After Clark moved in, for some reason, the landlord seemed to be aware of this, and took advantage of the loophole in the contract to increase the rent three times in less than a year, successfully keeping the rent on par with the surrounding area.

Perhaps the intermediary found out that Clark was being taken for a ride. Bruce didn't care about such a trivial matter, and that amount of money was not even a small amount to Grace Wayne's heir.

However, Bruce soon realized that he was wrong.

Contrary to his expectations once again, this bachelor apartment is...surprisingly normal, no different from countless bachelor apartments in this city.

Ordinary decoration, ordinary furniture, and electrical appliances are all considered new, so they are considered exquisite in the eyes of ordinary urban white-collar workers.

However, the description "ordinary" is no different from shabby to Bruce Wayne.

Look at the sofa in the living room that you can tell at a glance that it was bought from IKEA. Crowded in such a small place, Bruce even doubts whether a big man like Clark will bump into the coffee table when he passes by.

Batman has certainly seen lower levels, but Bruce Wayne rarely condescends to get his ass down on a couch like this.

The bed wasn't much better though.

Few people know that Grace Wayne also sells all kinds of furniture and decorations, because really few people have bought them.But there was a Grace Wayne bed in the Wayne house, maybe a mediocre style, but it was really comfortable, and Bruce had loved it when he was a kid, and it belonged to Dick now.

So Bruce was really wondering why there was such a hard spring bed in Clark's room, God, didn't he feel like his back was going to be broken?And the weirdest thing is... It's like a guy named Hermes wearing a full set of ZARA?

Fortunately, apart from the mattress, other bedding items are in good condition. From the fitted sheet to the pillow quilt, they are all made by Grace Wayne, which is comfortable to the touch and of surprisingly high quality.Clark's hygienic habits are also good, at least there is no strange smell on the quilt or in the room.

Anyway, Bruce looked at Clark's den with disgust.

"So why do you still sit on my bed?" Clark held his forehead, "I think there must be a comfortable big bed in the Wayne Hotel, and it's too late to regret it now."

"Otherwise, where are you going to let me sleep?" Bruce asked confidently, "This is the only bed you can see here."

"I thought a guest should consciously sleep on the sofa?"

"Are you kidding?" Bruce looked genuinely surprised, "No one would let a Wayne sleep on a couch, ever! Not to mention it was an Ikea couch, industrial quality, no offense, but it did besides being able to There is no advantage other than using it."

"Maybe it's simple and elegant, durable, and most importantly, cheap?" Clark sneered, "I don't want to share the same bed with others."

Because even now, Clark can't guarantee...whether he can stay "normal" when he sleeps.

"I don't want to either, I'm glad we reached a consensus," Bruce nodded, "so you can sleep on that simple, elegant, durable sofa."

Clark: ...

Clark decided not to bother with this man, and he began to take off his shoes and tie, and prepared to wash up.As for Bruce, let him go, it's only one night anyway, fortunately, he just had a big cleaning two days ago, instead of throwing Superman uniforms all over the floor like usual, as long as Bruce doesn't go through his closet, there will be no...

"What's this?" Clark turned his head and saw Bruce took out a pair of red underwear from the closet and was about to open another door.

"boom!"

Clark rushed over and closed the cabinet door in an instant: "This is my underwear! What are you doing?"

"Well, I just want to see if there are any pajamas I can wear." Bruce curled his lips with the strength of alcohol.Damn, he did drink a little too much today, but it's just right, and it's more convenient for him to do some research, such as this... umm, underwear?

Not to mention just a little drunk, even if he is blind, he can recognize it. This is the one that the alien always wears outside!

Of course, since the appearance of Superman, similar red underwear... has been topping the sales list of sex toys.But considering Clarke's identity, Bruce has reason to believe that this is the one that Superman walked through... or one of the few...

It's impossible for Superman to only have one pair of underwear, right?

But it wasn't enough to surprise Bruce, at best it just confirmed some of his guesses.What really shocked Bruce...was the moment Clark rushed over just now, he suddenly felt a certain sense of danger.

From the appearance alone, Clark is indeed very oppressive. He is two or three centimeters taller than Bruce, and even has a stronger physique.But... how could Batman feel oppressed by this?

Since becoming Batman, Bruce has seen countless vicious people, but he has never felt afraid.There have been only two people in this world so far who have made Bruce feel this dangerously oppressed.

One is Diana, a warrior from Paradise Island, a goddess who has never been lost with one sword and one sword.

There is another one, Superman!

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1. Because of the linkage between Sogou and mdzs, I, a 10-year-old user, just switched to the Xunfei input method today, and I am not used to it, so there may be more bugs recently, please bear with me.

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感谢在2020-06-2123:41:03~2020-06-2219:10:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 little clean freak;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 17 bottles of Mulan Gina; 5 bottles of Huaxiwan and He Xi; 4 bottles of Double;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!