[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Bruce is forced to sit at the dinner table by Clark, and once again it feels like the guy is definitely suffering from a severe schizophrenia.

For this breakfast, the value of the ingredients alone is more luxurious than that at home - because some things are not worth buying at all, such as Zixing's big eggs, Jonathan's special bread - at least more than [-] US dollars, which is equivalent to many ordinary A month's income of an American, a year's disposable income of the poor in many third world countries...

Now it's on a simple dining table that might cost less than a hundred dollars at a discount.

……

"Editor-in-Chief, the space agency..."

"Let Louise and Shanna go, bring Jimmy, and make sure to take more pictures. This is a great scene in human history. Jimmy, where is Jimmy?"

"Here comes the editor," Superman's official photographer, the small Jimmy Olsen rushed over, "Where is Clark, really can't come?"

"Clark has another mission, which is..."

"Slept by Wayne." Louise said with a cup of coffee.

"What!" Jimmy yelled in shock, drawing the attention of the entire office.

"Don't make such a fuss, Jimmy, you're a reporter."

"But, isn't Clark just doing an interview?"

"Yeah, do you know how many reporters and Wayne have done so-called special reports before?" Louise rolled her eyes, "Seven, two men and five women, came from four newspapers respectively, and the only common The point is that they look good."

"so?"

"So Wayne slept six of them."

"Isn't there another one? Maybe Clark also..."

"No, maybe, the remaining one is the school newspaper reporter of Gotham Elementary School, only ten years old, very cute little girl, and the only one who got along with Bruce Wayne for more than eight hours at a charity event and was not molested by him female reporter."

"Uh... poor Clark..."

"Thinking of the good, Jimmy, at least the mascot of our Daily Planet is not being slept by a pervert, so he shouldn't encounter any strange things..."

"But..." Jimmy was still pale and wanted to defend his friend, "Maybe Clark can be an exception?"

"Oh, in that case," Louise looked at him pityingly, "it will be a greater scene in human history."

……

"Whoa, that's a great...advancement," Barry marvels. "Harold Jordan, the pretentious genius pilot who died in a plane crash, learned to cook? Even if it's just a glass of cereal with milk. "

"Actually, there's pizza," Hal retorted.

"Need I remind you that the Domino's takeout box is still there? You just popped it in the microwave and warmed it up."

"Heating is also a kind of cooking, and most great cooking requires heating." The brave and fearless Green Lantern obviously won't be exposed by this attack.

"Wait, where did you get the money to order takeaway?" Barry suddenly realized a more critical question, "Your pension has come down?"

"No, Carol has no intention of granting me a pension at all. In fact, she is quite willing to do so, provided that she kills me first." Hal took out a card from his wallet, "So I swiped It's your card."

"She should have done that," Barry snatched his card back with a swish, "I should really change my password too..."

"For example, change it to your own birthday?" Hal shook his head, "I think my birthday is pretty good, but let me use your birthday, bear, as a password."

Barry once again regretted the mistakes he made when he was young and frivolous.

Like most people, his bank card password was originally his birthday.As a result, one day, in order to avoid overturning the car, Hal stopped using every girlfriend's birthday as a password-it was too easy to remember-so he changed the password to Barry's birthday.

Then he confidently asked Barry to change the password to his own birthday.

In fact, if Barry thinks about it carefully, even if he changes it back to his own birthday...he can't stop Hal from swiping his card.

"Why should I use my six-figure birthday to protect your double-digit savings?" Barry sneered, "Or, can I change it to my girlfriend's birthday?"

"Girlfriend? Who?" Hal asked back, "The girl from last time? Forget it, Barry, she really isn't suitable for you, I understand..."

"Hal Jordan! How dare you! Say something like that after flirting with my date in front of my face?"

"But you obviously disappeared in the middle of the date, little bear," Hal spread his hands, "and locked the utility room after you came back. Speaking of which, what did you put in it? It's a bunch of condoms huh? The fastest man in our world... ouch!"

Hal let out a strange cry, and Barry, who was still holding a pizza in his mouth, rushed over and fell on the sofa, wrestling together.

"OK, I surrender," Hal soon raised his hands in surrender, and was pressed down on the sofa by Barry, and even waved a small green flag with the lantern ring.Obviously, Barry, who is a mutant superpower, has a great advantage in a fight where neither side will let go of their abilities.After all, the Speed ​​Force not only enhanced speed, but also brought a certain extraordinary physique.

Hal felt that he had to think of a way, and he couldn't go on like this... The rapid tickling was really unbearable.

"What have you been up to, little bear?" Hal muttered, "Is the Central City Police Department so busy?"

"It's not about the police station," Barry rode on Hal, showing a tangled expression, "it's...some private matter."

Damn it, it really won't work like this!Hal lay on the sofa, looked at the condescending Barry, and swallowed.Growing up, Hal Jordan was the more picky of the two, but only for character reasons.Although he was very reluctant to admit it, Hal always felt that Barry was the more handsome, blond, blue-eyed, standard American sweetheart.

Especially since we haven't seen each other for almost a year, Barry has inexplicably gained superpowers, which seems to be... more attractive?Coupled with this fatal angle, unconscious frowning... Hal struggled to get up, but if he couldn't get up again, the brother under him was about to react to the brother above him...

"Don't move, genius, let's get down to business." However, Barry didn't intend to get up, and continued to press Hal, "A while ago, I discovered a secret laboratory, and it was guarded by the army, but it felt... something was wrong."

Barry couldn't tell why, he just discovered it by accident while investigating other incidents, and he didn't know what was inside, but his intuition told him that he should go in and have a look, and there was even an impulse from his heart that made him want to Rushing in desperately.

Fortunately, Barry held back in the end. After all, the Flash is an agile assassin, not the type of frontal attack.

"Don't worry, little bear, leave it to me," Hal gave a thumbs up, "Green Lantern got this!"

Barry quickly covered Hal's mouth, but it was too late.

Even though The Flash is the fastest man in the world, it is still too late to stop Green Lantern from dying every time.According to this formula... Green Lantern is the most deadly man in the world?

"Uh, woo," Hal struggled, holding Barry's butt with both hands, "Barry get up, it's broken, it's going to be broken!"

Barry glanced back, showing a disgusted expression, sat down on his buttocks mercilessly, and twisted a few times: "It's just right to break it, so that no one will come to pick up my girl..."

……

"Clark, do you think it's okay for me to jump off here?"

"No."

"Then you jump down?"

"No way."

"Shall we both jump?"

"Still not possible."

On the top-floor helipad of the Metropolitan Wayne Hotel, the two were having an extremely boring conversation.

Clark didn't understand why Bruce was going crazy. He wanted to call Superman out these two days, and even wanted to jump off the building while calling Superman.

In normal times, Clark wouldn't mind changing into his uniform and coming over to ask, but... he is conducting a "personal interview" with Bruce right now, and he can't get away from him at all, so Superman is doomed not to appear.

So Clark has a headache, he really has to look at Bruce, don't let him jump, or what should he do?You can't really do nothing, can you?

It was a real headache. Clark had never felt this way before. For some reason, he was really uncomfortable today.Clark had never been sick, not even a cold, for as long as he could remember, so he didn't know what this tingling in the head meant.

"Bruce, come back quickly, don't stand in that kind of place." Bruce was bouncing on the edge of the roof, but Clark was a little away from him.It's not that he wants to collapse the personality of an ordinary reporter who is afraid of heights and timid, but Clark feels that something is wrong with him today, and he is worried that he will not be able to control his strength, so he simply stays away from Bruce.

"Don't worry, Metropolis is a city with Superman." Bruce waved his hand, looking more confident than Superman himself.

If he uses the identity of Batman, he can call Superman at any time, but the problem is, such a Superman must come prepared.

Bruce plans to use his current identity to find a way to meet Superman in Metropolis, preferably in front of Clark, so that he may get more information.

"It's been two days, and you haven't seen Superman. Like you said, maybe Superman just isn't there?" Clark complained, "Admit it, Bruce, I'm afraid you're really out of luck."

"As long as the sun is still in the sky," Bruce smiled confidently, "Bruce Wayne will always be synonymous with luck."

"boom!"

There was a violent explosion in the distance, and Clark was shocked to find that the sky was covered by dark clouds in an instant, and the sun disappeared!

And, Bruce, who was frightened by the explosion, fell from the roof.

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Remaining: 13

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1. I forgot to mention it before, Xunfei also stepped on the shithole, and ran to kneel and lick shrimp... So I changed to Baidu input method

2. But I have to say that the Baidu input method is really inferior to Xunfei and Sogou, which seriously affects the efficiency of code words

感谢在2020-06-2403:34:14~2020-06-2422:01:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 2 Lego buckets, 1 Lego buckets; [-] Alfred, [-] Leap of Faith cat;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：修尔诺37瓶；木木祭司22瓶；快乐肥宅20瓶；远烟、清风暮雨、libixur10瓶；妮妮6瓶；君梓童、斐德洛5瓶；哈哈哈、撒下一颗星、mctxrlx2瓶；阿凡、叶幽兰1瓶；

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