[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Even without Louise saying it, Clark felt that his process seemed to be very problematic.

Perhaps it would be easier for Bruce to get used to the ride first and then the train?After all, Clark also knew how big he was, but he didn't think so much last night.

No, that's not the point of what Louise said at all. The point is that Wayne is most likely just playing for fun. If Clark gets stuck, he will only be injured.

But Clark felt that he should still have a chance, right?Anyway, it was Bruce himself who took the initiative...

Clark thought for a while, and made another call.

"Why did you call me so early? Do you want to come back for dinner tonight?" Jonathan was on the other end of the phone, and it was just 06:30. Clark felt that Martha might not have woken up yet, but Jonathan must have woken up.

"No, Dad, I have something to ask," Clark hesitated, just like last night, "I... fell in love with someone."

"Oh, male and female?" Jonathan heard a few cock crows, probably touching eggs in the chicken coop, "Is it human?"

"The man is an ordinary earthling."

"Hmm, so what? Do you want some relationship advice?" Jonathan was still quite relieved, "When will you bring it home for us to see?"

"Not yet," Clark said shyly. "It's just that I want to chase someone. So, dad, how did you chase mom back then?"

Probably all young people are like this. When I was in middle school, I fell in love with Lana. Clark was not very willing to tell his family. Instead, he tried to secretly tattoo "CKLOVELL" on his body, but he gave up after finding out that he couldn't get a tattoo at all. Finally, I wrote it on the tree with my finger.

In fact, Lana has always wondered whether that LL was talking about her.

But when he grows up, Clark will be more willing to seek some advice and help from his family, especially when he finds that Jonathan is really good at this.

Jonathan has a very good relationship with everyone in the town, so good that they are too close, even the homeless people who have pitched a tent around the town all the year round, and they will give Jonathan some wild fruits in spring and autumn.When he was a child, Clark didn't think anything of it, but when he grew up, he realized how rare this is, and it's not enough to have a reputation in the town.

In Jonathan's words, as long as he is willing to make more bouquets for confession, at least half of the people in the town can become lovers.If it weren't for Martha's strict control, Clark's girlfriends might all be his sisters.

After all, not everyone can use the system to gain favorability.

Then Clark informed Martha, learned it perfectly, and happily watched Jonathan being cleaned up.

Of course, Jonathan wouldn't worry about this kind of thing at this time, after all, the reason why Clark did this was just for revenge.As for why you want revenge... Jonathan, who has no extraordinary memory, has long forgotten it. Do you remember how many slices of bread you ate?

Naturally, Jonathan would not remember how many times he had cheated on the cubs.

"If you want to say this, you've got the point. Is it convenient now? I'll come back when it's convenient. I'll teach you how to do it." Jonathan sounded very confident.

Clark glanced back to make sure Bruce wasn't awake, changed into a Superman uniform with super speed, and felt something was wrong... Then he found that he couldn't find his underwear?

Fortunately, the underwear Clark wore inside happened to be the same style as the red underwear on the outside of Superman's uniform, so he simply took off the outside and wore it inside.

Then he put on the little reporter's suit and shirt indiscriminately, and appeared at the Kent farm in an instant.

"In such a hurry?" Jonathan came out of the chicken coop, teased, and stretched out his hands to straighten Clark's collar. "Be careful, the tights are exposed."

"I told you that's not a tights," Clark muttered, took off the uniform inside, and threw it back to his room in the attic, so as not to be discovered by Bruce when he returned to the hotel later, "Dad, what a unique skill you said What is it?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, our Kent family's dating secrets..." Jonathan put it off a bit, "Of course we have to give gifts!"

"Gift?"

"That's right, everyone has something they like, as long as you give the right gift, you can get as many favors as you want!" This is Jonathan's experience.

"But... I don't know what he likes." Clark thought for a while, and suddenly felt that he knew it. Can he send sweets or coffee?

"Don't give those ordinary things, cooking is the most unreliable." Jonathan shook his head, "Everyone likes different dishes, and it's hard to find commonalities. Gifts don't care about the value, you have to give something special , do what you like."

"Isn't it necessary to know what he likes?"

"You can try it out," Jonathan said, "for example, if you send a flower and he doesn't reject it, he will basically like most varieties of flowers. If you send blueberries and don't reject it, then the strawberry There is a high probability that it will work with cranberries."

As Jonathan said, he took out a lot of sweet peas and daffodils from the space grid and stuffed them to Clark: "You start with this and try it. Back then, I was able to catch up with it by sending two sweet peas a week. Martha."

Clark suddenly felt very unreliable, and regretted coming back.

In fact, Jonathan really didn’t cheat him this time. Daffodils and sweet peas are extremely versatile gifts. In Jonathan’s experience, they are not anyone’s favorite, but few people hate them. like it all.

This is not surprising. Among the crops that Jonathan can collect, only these two kinds of wild flowers have no attributes. They can be eaten but will not restore any physical strength, nor can they be used for cooking.In the design of the system, they are probably used for gift giving, so they are naturally extremely versatile.

In fact, there are gifts that are more versatile than these two kinds of wildflowers, and they have a high degree of favorability, but Jonathan does not recommend Clark as a gift.

"Hold this rabbit's foot. Carrying it with you can increase your luck." Jonathan took out a purple star quality [rabbit's foot]. "But it's best not to give it to a lover. This thing can prevent the car from overturning."

Yes, in the system description, the biggest function of the rabbit's feet... is that if you step on multiple boats, and these boats just collide with each other, and trigger a philandering event, taking it with you can prevent the car from overturning and usher in firewood. The knife ending can be called a harem artifact!

So don't give it to your own ship, lest the ship also hook up with more ships outside...

Clark didn't think he needed it, but he took it calmly.Maybe there is a chance to talk to Martha, such as why Jonathan can take this thing out of his body at any time...

"By the way, Christmas is coming, remember to go home a week early for the holidays, and tell me in advance what you want to eat." Before Clark left, Jonathan instructed again.

Since Clark became Superman, Christmas in the Kent family has been almost a week earlier-for some reason, those supervillains like to make troubles on Christmas, as if they treat the holiday as a special gift.

Could it be that they can't find a partner to open a house?

Clark went home for only 10 minutes, and after Jonathan arranged to send him fresh flowers every day, he returned to the hotel.

Bruce looked really exhausted. Clark remembered that when he first arrived at the hotel last night, he gave Bruce a mouth job without breathing. Seriously, Clark was taken aback.

It's not that Clark doesn't want to be below, but he also knows that if it happens all of a sudden, the ending may not be as long as Bruce expected...It's more likely to be heartbroken and cold.

Although the Kryptonian technology of the Fortress of Solitude is not impossible to repair, it will really be the day when the broken sword is recast and the (dark) knight returns.

Therefore, Clark, who was "helpless", could only take the initiative, but he also tossed Bruce a lot.

Clark didn't really need sleep in the first place, and now he didn't feel sleepy anymore, so he simply cleaned the room lightly.

Naturally, the Wayne Hotel has professional cleaners, but... Clark still wants to dispose of the used safety sets by himself. He used up several of them last night, and it's not very good to keep throwing them there.

Of course Clark knew that he and Bruce were both healthy, and even if there was a virus, it was not something Kryptonians would worry about.But Bruce didn't know. Considering Bruce's feelings, Clark still consciously wore a condom—unless the relationship could be formalized in the future.

In the past, if Clark did some needlework alone, following Jonathan's cautious teaching, he would directly destroy it with heat vision.But Bruce is still here today. In order to prevent Bruce from waking up and thinking that he is a pervert who likes to collect "loots", Clark thinks about it and throws it in the trash.

Clark didn't start the gift tactic right away. They both met each other sincerely last night, and now it's too difficult to explain a flower suddenly.

But Jonathan had something that Clark agreed with.

"If you really think you've met the right person, you should be honest. That's how I chased Martha back then."

Clark felt that what Jonathan said made sense, so where should he start to be honest?Is it his alien identity, or his superman identity?

Well, this can still be done step by step, Clark intends to arrange a surprise for Bruce.

And although Bruce hasn't woken up yet, Clark has to go—he has to go to work, and he can't be late even if he messes up the boss, otherwise Perry will really kill him, and the accomplice is Louise, whose workload has suddenly increased .

As for Bruce, Clark confirmed with his microscopic vision that Bruce was in good health and completely fine, just lying in bed, so he left a note and left the Wayne Hotel.

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The winter sun fell on the big hotel bed, which is rare in Gotham, which is fortunate that this is the metropolis.

The heater in the room was fully turned on, Bruce turned over, the quilt was kicked off, revealing his naked body, with a pair of red underwear underneath!

grass!Bruce opened his eyes suddenly and gritted his teeth. He just wanted to solve his physical problems. Last night, the fuck...

Sleeping with Superman?

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感谢在2020-07-0219:49:47~2020-07-0317:28:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Du Wei get out of love essay 1;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Jun Zitong, Xiaojieji, Xuanluoyouran, Marvel DC online remarriage 1;

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