[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"First of all, you have to swear that what you say next is the truth."

"OK, I swear, there is absolutely no lie in what I say next."

Louise frowned. As an ace reporter, she certainly understood the difference between "truth" and "no lie": "You have to swear to God!"

"By the light, Louise, you know, I don't really believe in God." Clark shrugged.

"Then... just swear to yourself." Louise felt helpless.

"And swear to Superman."

"...What's the matter? Is there any problem?" Jimmy looked taken it for granted, "This is Metropolis, swearing to Superman is almost the same thing as swearing to God."

Louise nodded: "That makes sense."

Clark: ...

You two are clearly talking about the same thing!

But against Louise's stern eyes, Clark still couldn't say no.Although Louise does not have a lasso of truth, the strength of the Queen of News cannot be underestimated. Few people can lie in front of her, even if she is just an "ordinary person" without a lasso of truth.

"First, are you intimate with that lady?"

"Of course," Clark admitted readily. "We're very close."

"Since when?"

"From... a long time ago, really very early." It was not long before Clark was born.

Louise and Jimmy looked at each other, which sounds complicated.

"Have you ever had any relationship beyond pure friendship?" Jimmy asked impatiently.

"This... yes..." Clark thought for a long time and didn't know how to answer. Does mother-child love count?

"In your heart, which woman is she?" Louise asked again.

"Number one! Martha will always be the most gentle, kind and beautiful woman in my life." But as for men, Clark thinks it's time to make a good balance. The father who always cheats on his son seems really worthless... …

However, the target is Batman...it seems even worse...

"Let's get straight to Louise, let's get straight to it." It was Jimmy's turn again, and Jimmy was much more direct than Louise. "Have you ever slept with her? In the same bed?"

If there is no second half sentence, Clark can still directly say no, but with the second half sentence, the answer can only be...

"Have."

Not only that, before the age of three, they slept together every day, and there was even another man.

"Wow," Jimmy sighed dryly, not knowing what to say, Clark was so unexpected today, "This is really... Clark, to be honest, we have known each other for so long, Professor Have some experience?"

Clarke: ...the experience is, being launched in a spaceship at a month old, being picked up by a couple, and that's it.

"Does Bruce Wayne know about this?" Louise seemed more concerned about this.

"Of course I know, we had dinner together." Clark heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly replied, "Martha likes Bruce very much, too."

Louise looked at Clark with a complicated expression, she didn't know whether to lament the chaos of the upper class, or lament the superb skills of the boys in the small town.

"Well, I thought Bruce was just playing around, but it looks like he's really serious this time." Louise hadn't been very optimistic about Clark's relationship before this, and even sympathized with Clark, thinking that he had something to do after all. Will be dumped one day.

But now, Louise's sympathy has almost turned into Bruce: "He's really in love with you, isn't he?"

If it weren't for love, who would risk becoming a rival with Superman to accept a man who is entangled with other women?

Well, Bruce Wayne is indeed entangled with many people-including Batman-, but after all, this world is like this, no matter whether it is feelings or anything, there is never absolute fairness.That is the Gotham baby, who has topped the US rich list several times, and has won the runner-up of the world's diamond bachelor five times in a row. He is praised as a man who can make a fortune in Hollywood even if he is poor and white.He has the capital to be a playboy, and it can even be said that no one has more capital than him.

But Clark...Although Louise likes this big friend with a good old personality, and this guy looks like an invisible rich second generation, but no matter what, the gap with Wayne is still too big, let alone Superman.

Yes, despite the rumors of a Superman-Bruce Wayne affair the other day, Lois knows all too well that's not the case.If Superman really likes men, it's more likely Clark Kent as well.

Otherwise, why did the small town boy get so many scoops on Superman?Come on, she is also regarded as Superman's queen reporter by the outside world, and she has a good relationship with Superman. She has won the Pulitzer twice and is launching an impact for the third time.I don't mean to look down on Clark, but in terms of work ability, no matter how you look at it, she is better than this guy who often arrives late and leaves early, right?

However, Superman will let Clark get more exclusive interviews.

Thinking of this, Louise was a little uneasy. She felt that Jimmy was right. If Clark was willing to hold a training class with the theme of "How to hook up with superheroes and rich men/women", everyone in the Daily Planet would be willing. Spend at least half a year's salary to attend classes.

Including Perry White!

"I think, Miss Lane seems to have reversed something. I was not the one to admit defeat first." A magnetic voice came from behind Louise, "But out of sympathy, I still plan to give Mr. Kent a chance to buy me a drink an afternoon tea."

"Bruce? Why are you here?" Clark looked at Bruce who suddenly appeared in the Daily Planet with some surprise. He hadn't seen Bruce for a while, and he didn't expect to meet here again.

Louise and Jimmy who "know it in seconds" quickly returned to their positions, as if they were completely invisible to the big boss who skillfully dragged Kent away before the off-duty time.

……

"Bruce, I remember you dealing with the Joker thing?"

"It's indeed about the clown. I found something, and the clue points to Metropolis." Bruce threw a fragment to Clark, "The clown is not the key, this thing is."

"This looks... like a bomb?" Clark looked carefully, "The material composition is very special, it doesn't look like something on Earth, unless it was made by Luthor."

"Yes, this is an alien bomb, and it is an alien bomb used by the clown. We all know that Luthor is unlikely to cooperate with the clown recently, after the clown just cheated on him three months ago .”

"What do I need to do? Track down the source of this thing?" There was no one in the garage, and Clark took off his glasses, planning to change into a Superman uniform.

"No, we don't need Superman yet, what we need is Clark Kent." Bruce stopped him, "I already have clues here, but we need a 'local' from Metropolis, preferably a reporter."

"Okay, I'm happy to help you, Mr. Wayne." Clark put on his glasses again, "Where are we going?"

"KLS, a high-tech company, is also engaged in munitions. Yesterday, I received an interview appointment from the Kent reporter of Planet Daily." Bruce handed Clark a business card, "The Kent reporter will meet with a cameraman in an hour. The reporters arrived at the company's headquarters building together."

"Very well, but I don't think this photojournalist just happens to be driving a Lamborghini?" Clark pointed to Bruce's ostentatious car beside him.This car is too high-profile, and it is not affordable for ordinary journalists to drive.

"Of course not, I've prepared otherwise." Although this was already the most low-key car in the Wayne Manor garage, Bruce would naturally not make such a low-level mistake.

A car covered by a dust jacket, with a thick layer of dust on it, seems to have been parked here for a long time.

Clark lifted off the dust jacket, and inside was a taxi, which was no different from most taxis running on the streets of the metropolis.

This is really a good choice. After all, things like taxis are hard to be suspected of appearing anywhere.

"But it looks familiar..." Clark rubbed his chin in thought. He had hardly taken a taxi a few times, so logically speaking, he shouldn't feel this way.

Clark chose to follow his intuition, drove the X and glanced around, and found that it was still a set car!

"Gotham license plate? That's a bit against the law, Bruce."

"Huh?" Bruce raised his eyebrows, what about Batman, can that be called a violation of the law?

When has Batman ever obeyed the law?

"And..." After searching in his super memory, Clark finally remembered where he had seen this license plate!It should be said that it is the one hidden inside, Gotham's license plate!

"You were the driver back then!" Clark instantly realized that this must have something to do with Batman.

"What driver?" Bruce was really confused. After all, he didn't have a super memory. It happened many years ago, and normal people would have forgotten it. in a corner.

"It's the one who cheated me of 200 yuan!" Clark still has a heart, remembering how simple he was when he first came to the big city, but he was taught a lesson by the sinister society...

"Hehe." Bruce sneered, and he also remembered that it was this guy who caused him to say that he lost two billion yuan all these years!

Even though the genuine peripherals authorized by Superman brought billions in revenue to the Wayne Group, the increase in the stock price was even more exaggerated.

Bruce ignored Clark's complaints, but put the key in and tried to start the car, even though Clark wasn't in the car yet.

"I just wanted to say, this car can't be driven." Clark shook his head, "Its battery and everything are gone. Seriously Bruce, the main reason you chose this garage is that it has no monitoring, but in a Parking a car in a garage for years without monitoring ... is really not a wise decision."

"Shut up, now we really have to take a taxi," Bruce said angrily, "You should also buy a car, otherwise it will be inconvenient every time you come here."

"You know, the car is really inconvenient for me," Clark said rightly, after all, the fastest sports car in the world is also a slow speed for him, "Besides, who said we don't have a car? "

A bunch of keys dangled in front of Bruce: "Jimmy's spare keys, he just bought a used car recently, a car that a photojournalist should drive. There's always plan B, right?"

"No one will want to ask you what you were going to do with that car," Bruce took the keys, quickly completed the transformation, and took out a Jimmy Olsen work card to hang around his neck, "But Who do you think the other photojournalist booked with the Kent reporter?"

Clark... well, this wave of Batman is still on the fifth floor.

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After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to share some thoughts with you, which may also be some things that happened recently.

From 2013 to 2020, you have been with me for seven years.

It's finally time to say goodbye.

From Sichuan to Hunan, from Guangdong to Shanghai, from the ignorance of stepping into the university campus to the confusion of entering the workplace, along the way, I have always had you in my life, never leave, never say a word.

You are my first love, and I am your only one.

When I am happy, I have you, accompany me to call friends, and kill the Quartet.When I am sad, you are with me, staying up late at night, tossing and turning.You have laughed with me, cried with me, worked with me, played with me, drunk with me, and sober with me.

After careful calculation, over the years, the one who has been with me the longest is you after all.Even if there was someone who was smaller and more exquisite than you, and I couldn't put it down, it was only a flash in the pan after all, and I won't see you in two years.

I once held you in the palm of my hand, and you also accompanied me in wandering.When I come back from exhaustion, you always speak in a soft voice, and when you are accidentally infected with a strange poison, I am also very anxious.

If life was just like seeing you for the first time, would you and I think of this day?

I think so, from the beginning, we were doomed not to make it to the end.Seven years, more than 2000 days and nights, the time we spend together has already surpassed everyone's expectations, but in the end, we can no longer go on.

You are about to come to the end of your life, and you can no longer embark on the road ahead, and I also met that better TA, and we made an appointment to go on a long journey.

It has nothing to do with the past, only Lishang.

Farewell, my love of yesterday.

I finally changed my computer!

感谢在2020-08-1718:39:38~2020-08-1818:45:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Ye Cangyu; 10 bottles of the lost smoker and the national first-level retreat master; 5 bottles of Thursday's little angel and Dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!