[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"No!"

Jonathan screamed heart-piercingly, accompanied by a broken bloody hand that flew through the air and landed on the sofa, looking extremely horrific.

"Snapped!"

Jonathan snapped his fingers and instantly turned on all the lights in the house.

Sure enough, from the broken window to the sofa with bloody hands rolling, it was already full of blood.

"Why! Why are you going that way!" Jonathan complained angrily, "That's my favorite sofa! It's completely different from that unfortunate rug! Do you know how difficult this thing is to make?"

Uh... if it wasn't for the clown clutching his severed arm, Jonathan might not have looked so... more of a lunatic than the clown?

"Hahahahahaha, interesting, this is so funny," the clown laughed regardless of the blood on his body, while pulling out a toy-like pistol out of nowhere and shooting at Jonathan, "You Are you not afraid of me? Are you not afraid? Are you Superman?"

"Afraid of you? Why?" Now it was Jonathan's turn to easily dodge the bullet, confused, "Are you really weak?"

Are clowns weak?Compared with ordinary people, of course not.He is a fearless and unscrupulous lunatic, because of the immersion in chemical potions, his physical fitness is higher than ordinary people, and he can ignore pain.Physical skills are good, equipped with unique chemical weapons, and very good at transforming and playing with small props and bombs.

But compared to those superpowers, the clown is indeed pitifully weak.His physical skills are only good. If he doesn't rely on intrigue, he has almost never won a duel with Batman. In other words, he is not good enough in front of Jonathan.

In terms of physical skills, Jonathan, who has a full [Combat] skill, can predict the clown's attack with his eyes closed. He is just an amateur no matter what.

In terms of physique, it has long surpassed the limits of human beings. Jonathan, who has a physique close to the level of Captain America, kicks over. Even if the clown can parry, he will be kicked and broken at least seven or eight bones. This is not a problem that can be solved by ignoring the pain. .

In terms of weapons, the clown's laughing gas and concentrated acid, aside from biochemical weapons, it is a small water gun, which is not as good as the one played by Little Lizi when he was running on the beach. Any adult who is prepared Anyone can escape, let alone Jonathan.

But considering that there was Jason behind him, Jonathan didn't bother to dodge at all. Relying on the equipment that was immune to full negative effects and the shield triggered by [Yuba's Ring], he directly resisted.

Even if the clown pulls out a gun and shoots, it doesn't matter, the gun in his hand is not too powerful, and the clown is not a shooting genius. The bullets are probably not as much as Batman's wasted bat darts!

Whether it is dodging or blocking, it is very easy for Jonathan.

Generally speaking, the clown's frontal combat ability is very weak, really weak.If it was a life-and-death fight, and knowing the opponent's intelligence, any adult male of the special forces level would have a high probability of killing the clown.

As for Jonathan, his physique is good, his fighting awareness and skills are top-notch, he is wearing a defense suit, and he holds the Galaxy Sword. When he met him, he broke eight of the clown's ribs with one kick, and then cut off his hand with a single sword. ?

The only thing that made Jonathan's heart ache was that the clown instinctively swung his severed hand and fell on the sofa. This set of sofas, which he made himself, was worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, so he couldn't take it anymore.

The real "power" of the clown lies in his tricks, violation of social rules, and threats to ordinary people.It's a pity that in this place, the clown who suddenly came face to face with Jonathan couldn't perform at all.

"Should people be afraid of you?" Jonathan was no longer in a hurry to chop the clown, but stuck the Galaxy Sword in the ground and asked leisurely, "Why?"

"Well, I thought my life was a tragedy, and then I realized it was a comedy," the clown coughed sharply. "Anyone, anyone, can be turned into a comedy, into someone like me. Crazy! They should be afraid of clowns because everyone is a clown!"

Jonathan listened thoughtfully, and after pondering for a while, he said seriously: "That's it?"

"It seems that I really looked up to you before. I thought it was interesting, but I didn't expect it to be just a pure, ignorant lunatic." Jonathan shook his head, "You these things, put them in an ordinary world, or Going back 100 years, there may still be a little market, but in this world, tsk, it's really ridiculous. It's like..."

Jonathan thought for a while: "Have you ever seen two groups of ants fight over a piece of candy? You are a maverick ant, trying to tell other ants that there is no point in division of labor, and each ant may fight for their own food." When it comes to a bite of candy, it is reckless and even bites the body of its companion. But in the end, an ant is still an ant, you are just an ant, and that piece of candy is just dropped by a child."

"You're right about one thing. People should be afraid, because this universe is full of dangers." Although Jonathan can kill the clown with a single sword, he wants to defeat the clown's thoughts, "Darkseid, anti-monitor, parallax Monsters, Sangong, and Guardians, Black Lanterns, these kings of destruction in the universe, the dark overlords, can crush the earth with a flick of their fingers, and even destroy the entire universe. People should really be afraid of them, as for social problems, whocare?"

Just like in the war years, it is not easy to live, who cares about animal protection?Even if human beings have developed so far, looking at the universe, they are still too weak, and no matter how big the problem is, it is not worth mentioning.

The clown's mistake is that he was born in such a world with the existence of the Justice League and an infinitely grand background. If he put it alone in the world view of Batman's "detective system" and limited the map to a small Gotham, then He is indeed a terrible villain, not as weak as he is now.

"Even if we turn our eyes back to the earth, you are still not worth mentioning." Jonathan saw that the clown was about to escape, and cut off one of his legs mercifully, "Ordinary people will hate you, loathe you, the only one who doesn't Yes, and shouldn't, is to fear you. Because you have nothing to fear."

"By the way, thank you very much for your contribution, now I can finally change the tablecloth." Jonathan looked at the tablecloth that was dragged to the ground and was stained red by the clown's broken leg, "I really don't like pink, now Martha has no reason to stop me. Well, let's get back to your sad question."

"Murder? How many have you killed with your own hands? Dozens? Hundreds? Or thousands? In places where the death penalty has not been abolished, a bailiff may have to kill so many people in his lifetime." Jonathan counted with his fingers , "There are so many notorious butchers and war criminals in human history. They may all be crazy, but the biggest thing in common is that they are all high-ranking. For example, the German one, who launched World War II caused tens of millions of deaths , Bi you don’t know where Gao went, but are people afraid of him? No, if given the chance, countless people would just want to put a bullet in his forehead.”

"Let's talk about thoughts, it's not worth mentioning. Those really great thinkers, their thoughts can even inspire countless people to die generously, but your so-called fear is far from doing this."

"You don't have a strong individual power, you can't grasp the power of a group, you don't even have the power of capital, so what can you use to make people afraid? I even sympathize with you." Jonathan looked down with pity Looking at the clown, "If you really want to say it, the most feared thing on the whole earth may still be that stupid thing in my family?"

"Hee hee, this game is really not fun." The clown didn't suffer from the loss of a limb at all, but kept trying to jump up with one leg, "A robin should have died in a game , there is another woman, oh, that woman seems to be very important to you? I really want to know what kind of clowns you big shots will become after she dies? Hahaha, cough, hahahahaha~"

"That's why I said that your vision is so limited." Jonathan was not provoked, "Martha and I have long thought that such a day might come, and, even if you really killed Martha, I would Didn't really care."

"You're just an ordinary person, clown, a weak ordinary person with only a tiny bit of vision. Death is death. Any abuse or persecution is nothing in front of death. But death is just death," Jonathan took out two feathers, one black and one white, "Do you know that there is still a soul after death? Oh, many scientists think there is no such thing, but in this world, there really is. It's a pity that a weak ordinary person like you Totally untouchable."

"Even if Martha really dies, her soul will either go to heaven or hell. Coincidentally, regardless of heaven or hell, I happen to have some contacts, and it is not difficult to find an ordinary soul."

As for body remodeling, it's even simpler, and it's not even a big deal.

Among the various plans that Jonathan and Martha have made, if the situation is really extreme, Jonathan will not even rule out the possibility of killing Martha with a sword, and let Martha's soul temporarily go to heaven or hell to avoid real danger, and then go to heaven or hell to escape the real danger. Find a way to revive it.Batman is not the only one who has the guts to break into hell and bring back his soul. Both Jonathan and Clark are willing to do such a thing for their families.

"You are like a madman who died prematurely and was imprisoned in the cold palace to fight in the palace. You think about how to kill other people's children all day long, and you want to turn everyone in the palace into a lunatic like you. But you can't see the outside world, the aircraft carrier has launched into the sea, and the satellite has launched into the sky, and a magnificent war has already begun."

Comparing the clown to a concubine who failed in the palace battle made Jonathan himself feel a little funny: "No, no, in terms of knowledge and vision, you are not worthy of the nobles of the palace, at best, you are the slave of the third wife of a small landlord That's all."

"Balabalabala," the clown actually stood up with one foot and hopped up with the help of one hand, "Why do you think so much? I just want to play a game with Kiss the little bat?"

"Then you may be disappointed, I'm not Batman, I'm just an ordinary person." Jonathan picked up the Galaxy Sword again, "Batman is a superhero, but I'm not. Batman broke countless laws, but I didn't, At least not on the surface. So, as an ordinary person, I will take legal weapons against you."

"Wow, you won! Now call those cops and take me back to Arkham..."

"Did you make a mistake?" Jonathan looked at the clown even more strangely, "I don't know much about Gotham's local laws, and I don't bother to care about them. But this is Kansas, where the non-concession law and the castle law apply, and Just in time, you broke into my house again with a weapon. This means that from the very beginning, I have unlimited self-defense rights, including killing you directly, which Batman will never be able to do..."

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Currently available information:

1. I'm not sure if the unlimited right of self-defense applies in this case, but let it be.

2. And, even if not, as a super rich man, Jonathan can get hundreds of lawyers to help him find another reasonable explanation, right?

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