[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

It was already late at night, except for Arcie who stayed for a night, everyone else planned to go back to their respective homes, and Robin's affairs were left to Jonathan for the time being.

Before returning to his apartment in Metropolis, Clark went to the refrigerator to find another pile of supper. He was about to feed Xiao Krypton some, but found that Xiao Krypton's bowl was already full...

Much better treatment than himself!

The next day, after briefly dealing with matters on the farm, Jonathan took Jason directly to the Rock of Eternity.

Jason's condition is still stable, the trauma has all disappeared at this time, and it seems that he is breathing smoothly and sleeping.

"Your speculation is correct. It is indeed the lack of soul." As the owner of the Rock of Eternity and the inheritor of the power of the gods, the old wizard Shazam's research on the soul is still much better than Zatara.

"Is there a way to repair it?" Jonathan asked, "I can find a way here for whatever materials are needed."

"The problem of souls cannot be solved by materials." The old wizard shook his head. "And we haven't found those missing souls. Even if we found them, I wouldn't be able to sell them. I suggest you find some real experts."

The soul power of the old wizard is indeed very powerful, but his life is coming to an end, this power needs to be preserved and handed over to the next successor, so it cannot be wasted easily, even if it is used to save people.

Besides, saving people is not what Shazam is good at, at least not that good.

"Well, it looks like I owe another favor." Jonathan shook his head, took out his cell phone, and made a call.

Thanks to the magic world for keeping pace with the times, the Rock of Eternity not only has the subway as a means of transportation, but also a mobile phone signal!Although Jonathan doesn't know which operator can come here to connect to the Internet.

However, recently Jonathan generously sponsored a whole set of equipment, so that there is WIFI here.

"Good morning Raphael, I have a problem here...how is it you? Crowley? Where's Raphael?" Jonathan was still wondering why the angel's cell phone was picked up by the devil, "There is a soul-related phone call here." If you want to consult, please transfer the call to Aziraphale for me, thank you."

"Dear Jonathan, don't forget that our devils are also masters at manipulating souls," a somewhat hoarse, but very charming voice came from the other end of the phone, "Maybe, I can also help you?"

"This……"

"I heard that you just killed the clown? And completely annihilated his soul in the sun? Hell is very dissatisfied with this. Several demon kings are looking forward to the death of that dirty soul. It is a rare big meal." meal……"

"Okay, but I hope you don't do anything superfluous." Jonathan hesitated, but followed Crowley's instructions, took out a demon feather and put it on Jason's forehead, so that Crowley could remotely examine.

"Oh, the missing soul, it's really interesting, his soul fragments seem to have gone to another world... Wait, this soul seems a bit special, Jonathan, whose soul are you checking? Could it be your son? Or one of his super…friends?"

"No... it's okay, this is Robin, the second generation."

"What the hell? Robin... the one next to Batman?" Crowley suddenly became excited, "Oh my god, that's a big deal! I'll be right over here! Dear Jonathan, please give me permission! Hurry up !"

The voice on the phone was getting louder and louder, as if Crowley's whole body had gotten into the phone. Jonathan held the phone away from his ears in disgust, and looked at the old wizard.

That's right, Crowley really got in!Because turning into an electronic information form is the general ability of orthodox hell demons... But no matter how you say it, this place is the Rock of Eternity, one of the holy places where multiverse magic meets, plus the suppression of the Seven Deadly Sins, the anti-evil enchantment is very good .Without the invitation of the master here, even the great devil cannot directly invade.

The old wizard sighed, obviously he knew more about Crowley than Jonathan, waved his staff, and still opened his mouth.

"Cough, thank you very much, where did we just talk?" A tall, thin, flaxen-haired man wearing sunglasses fell out of Jonathan's phone, "Oh yes, Batman! Batman's soul is always hanging on Hell's bounty list! All the devils are waiting for the day he dies, and it will definitely trigger a war-level scramble!"

"Wait, hell?" Jonathan was a little strange, "Batman is a superhero, why are you so sure his soul will go to hell?"

"Of course he will go to hell. It doesn't matter if he is a hero or not. In fact, 80% of heroes, and 99% of artists, their souls are in hell." Crowley waved his hand, "and, Batman Has beaten countless people, has self-destructive tendencies and mental illness, spreads fear, and shattered the dreams of many (criminals), who will go to hell if he doesn't go to hell? This is a cruel villain!"

Jonathan: ...

Well, just as cruelty is a commendatory word in hell, morality and law in the world have never been the criteria for judging heaven and hell.

But Jonathan still doesn't think that Batman's soul will go to hell, because Batman himself will definitely consider this possibility, and he will definitely arrange the soul issue on the magic side before he dies.

"Don't talk about Batman, I've invited you here this time to help you take a look at Robin." Jonathan said back to the topic, "I have healed his body, but he has been in a coma."

"Of course, how can a person with a broken soul wake up?" Crowley is indeed a big devil, a master who has played with the soul for thousands of years, and quickly confirmed Jason's situation, "To be precise, his soul is split Now, the main body is still here, but the fragments have gone elsewhere, this guy has traveled through recently?"

"Maybe encountered spatial turbulence." Jonathan said truthfully.

"Space, fortunately not time." Crowley took off half of his sunglasses, and the golden vertical snake pupils emitted a strange light, falling on Jason, "Robin's soul fragments, this is a good thing to attract Batman , I hope it hasn't fallen into the hands of other devils."

As long as they haven't been taken away by other high-level devils, the soul fragments wandering in hell are no different from digging things out of their own pockets for a big devil like Crowley.

"Snapped!"

Crowley snapped his fingers.

However nothing happened.

"That's impossible!" Crowley waved his arms irritably. "Robin's soul fragment isn't in hell! Holy shit! He's a hero anyway! Can he still go to heaven?"

Crowley was not talking nonsense before. Unlike what most people think, hell does contain a lot of hero souls.The reason is simple. For complex life like human beings, there is almost no absolute justice. Some people's heroes are often others' demons.For example, a hero who resists the invaders often has blood on his hands.

Justice in the world does not apply to heaven and hell. Merits and demerits cannot be offset. Except for soldiers who devoutly believe in God who can "go through the back door", most heroes will go to hell because of "numerous crimes".

But it doesn't matter, apart from the believers of the Lord, the only people who can go to heaven are mediocre ordinary people. Those great artists who are willing to sell their souls to the devil for a ray of inspiration also get together in hell, just enough to write for the heroes. More immortal chapters.

It is said that in hell, Shakespeare will have a new play every season, and Mozart would rather invite Beethoven to a concert together than to share the stage with Salieri.

Jonathan had also bought three new works created by Tolkien in hell from Aziraphale before, and he also wanted to know who Raphael got them from.

But today, Jonathan didn't have time to care about art issues for the time being, but called Aziraphale again: "Sorry, Raphael, I'm afraid you still need to come, I have prepared some brown cake."

"Oh, of course, dear Jonathan, I'll be right over, please don't blame Crowley too much, he's just curious." Raphael first went to change the business status of the bookstore to closed, and then calmly pulled open a door.

The Rock of Eternity is originally a place where spaces meet, and it has portals leading to countless spaces in the multiverse. Generally speaking, the old wizard Shazam wants people to come here, and he can turn any door into a portal to the Rock of Eternity , this is the normal invitation process.

Compared with the devil, this archangel in a white suit, with white eyebrows and white hair, and a little belly is much more serious and will not do anything out of the ordinary.

Provided he wasn't attracted to Jonathan's brownies.

"Long time no see, Raphael, how is the business of the bookstore?" Jonathan knew that the archangel had been running a second-hand bookstore, or ancient bookstore, in London for more than 100 years. He heard that he had collected many out-of-print orphans .

"It's not very good recently. Ever since Master Jobs created the third apple that lured mortals to fall, people have become less and less fond of reading paper books." Raphael shook his head, "Obviously hundreds of years ago , They still want to read a real book in their dreams, and now few people buy books."

"So I said, you should close that bookstore, Angel." Crowley said bluntly, "You don't need money, and, when we were enjoying afternoon tea just now, you were still selling books to a customer outside. , did not receive a call."

"I'm not trying to sell, Crowley, on the contrary, I'm trying to stop that customer from buying a book," Raphael explained, "He's trying to buy a dirty book from two centuries ago, but that book was previously Gabriel had it, a holy dirty book that shouldn't be used for... that sort of thing, it's going to keep him out of heaven."

"Holy... Angel, I didn't know you even cared about this," Crowley was about to swear, but held back under the angel's gaze, "You forgot that we're even next to the Bible..."

Jonathan: "Ahem..."

He didn't want to know at all what these two legendary rivals did to the Bible, he just wanted to know what happened to Jason.

"Oh, yes, we should take a look at this poor boy." Only then did Raphael come to his senses, and quickly checked Jason's situation.As a healing angel, this is also his job.

"It's strange, Robin boy's soul fragment is no longer in the world, nor in hell, but... also not in heaven..."

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Currently available information:

1. In the original work of Good Omens, Crowley did mention that many artists have gone to hell, and the original work refers to Dante's "Divine Comedy", and saw many artists in hell

2. Regarding the stalk of not being able to go to heaven, I saw a picture some time ago, three male Christians in white hats who don’t know if it’s MS/L or what, said on the live broadcast: Those girls who sing and dance on the Internet must be Can't get to heaven because guys will jerk off on them.

At that time, one of the following divine comments was: Although it was very difficult, I still tried my best to fight against the three of them. Now no one can even think about going to heaven!

But I feel that this is too inefficient, so why not just... masturbate directly at the Bible or the Koran Sutra?It also says that there are 72 virgins, which is much more exciting than many yy little yellow texts!

This wave?This wave tells you that if you break his wings, I will destroy your entire heaven →_→

感谢在2020-08-2704:23:36~2020-08-2804:01:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Le Xiaoyao, Rabbit of Passerby, and 1 Qingfeng;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：乱序和40瓶；失却的烟鬼、梦15瓶；金色瓜皮10瓶；八月把酒忆长安5瓶；韩虞笙、国家一级退堂鼓大师1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!