[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Yes, that's it. You can gently knead the eggs. Generally, we don't use too much force, but we can speed up when the feeling comes... No, it's not for you to make a sonic boom..."

Clark wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and teaching a grown man, a grown man who doesn't understand anything, a grown man from Krypton who doesn't understand anything, to solve problems is a difficult task and challenge even for Superman .

If Carl's situation was not too special, Clark would have wanted to find him a partner directly.This is not difficult, after all, Superman's face is quite attractive in any world.It’s not that Clark is bragging. No matter how low-key he usually is, many girls have been wanting to ask him 419 since he went to college and work. After all, with his figure, this football quarterback air is still very popular in the United States.

"Yes, that's it, keep it, remember to catch it with a tissue," Clark hurriedly handed over a few tissues, "Next time I should teach you how to use a condom, it's more convenient, but no matter what you use, you still have to use it in the end." Wipe it clean, and remember to burn it with heat sight, if you don't want to wake up one day to find a swarm of Kryptonian mice flying in the sky, or some mad scientist cloned a bunch of your kids..."

Carl felt that Clark's ramblings were a bit annoying, but a strange feeling that he had never had before occupied his full attention. In addition to speeding up himself, he couldn't help but take Clark's hand to speed up together.

"Cough, this stamina is not very good... Well, it's like this for the first time, which is not bad. Wait, don't worry, I'll answer the phone."

Clark was about to tease Carl, who was about to be released, when the phone rang. To be precise, it was the alliance communicator that rang, forcing him to pick it up.

"B, are you finally up?"

Clark kept moving with one hand, and after connecting the communicator with the other hand, he also held a tissue, ready to intercept "fish that slipped through the net" at any time.

"Because of someone, my housekeeper insisted on getting me out of bed by eleven o'clock in the morning," Bruce grumbled angrily, "How can you treat a poor disabled person like this!"

Well, it's daytime, the time for Brussie's babe, and it has nothing to do with Batman.

And, Bruce is indeed currently disabled, one of his legs was broken not long ago.

As a superhero, it is commonplace to get injured, but this time it was unlucky, the fracture had already affected the activities, and Bruce even had to suspend the night watch for a few days.Even with the Kryptonian technology of the Fortress of Solitude, it will take a little time to fully recover due to the limitations of the physique on the earth.

However, Clark and Bruce didn't take it seriously. During this period of time, Bruce claimed that he was injured in extreme sports, and attended the company's board of directors and several parties in a wheelchair. They even took the opportunity to play wheelchair play...

Clark took out a purple-dyed cloak from the Fortress of Solitude, and got a set of purple-red armor with strange aesthetics. It's a pity that Bruce didn't want to shave his head, so he was a little regretful.Obviously, Clark himself can perfectly reproduce the large font floating in the scene of the second disease in the elderly, and Bruce always seems to feel that it is a little bit less interesting...

Bruce was a little annoyed by the reading, so he invested a large sum of money on the same day, and asked people to set up a new X-Men movie. There was only one requirement, and Professor X must have hair.

And, the Martian Manhunter resolutely refused to open a separate channel for them to connect with each other, even if there was a seemingly legitimate reason like "during the consultant's injury, the chairman of the alliance needs to pay more attention".

Jon has already felt deeply exhausted and desperate for these unreliable teammates. He is a loner, so it's okay to be hurt, and he absolutely doesn't want to be hurt, and at the same time, he has to transfer the server to play with them...

"Okay, Mr. Disabled, going to bed early and getting up early is good for your body's recovery, I think you should know?" Clark continued his work while tilting his head on the phone.

"Um……"

The voice came from the other side, Clark looked sideways in surprise, and it was Carl who let out a muffled grunt.

This was the third time Clark heard Carl's voice, and the first time he heard it in person, confirming that Carl was not dumb.

"Are you coming?" Clark asked with an ultrasonic wave. Fortunately, this frequency can only be received by Kryptonians.

Carl shook his head.

"What sound?" Bruce on the other end of the phone was a little puzzled.

"Nothing, B, what did you want to say before?"

"It's about tomorrow," Bruce didn't think much about it. "The process we scheduled before was in the Hall of Justice and the watchtower?"

"Yes, we are going to welcome new members. This is the first time that the alliance has accepted new members. Although all of them are old friends, considering public relations, it is better for all members to attend. It just so happens that Hal also came back from OA. Yes. The process is to hold a press conference in the Hall of Justice first, then bring new members to the watchtower, and so on..."

Clark suddenly reacted: "Don't tell me you can't come again?"

"Sharp instincts, Kryptonians."

"This is not a compliment!" Clark was a little helpless, "Did something happen to you, Bruce?"

"Red Robin is chasing a case. I'm not at ease. I need support in the Batcave."

"The support can also be handed over to others."

"Dick has his own case in Bludhaven and Barbara is supporting him."

"And Alfred?"

"Alfred will go on vacation tonight. He hasn't had a vacation for a long time. I just gave him a vacation."

"..."

Clark was silent for a while. "Bruce, I guess you just don't want to show up in a wheelchair?"

"Don't make wild guesses, Kryptonians, it's just for work."

"Then let Jon support you the whole time with his thoughts?"

"Low mobility, difficult to respond to emergencies, no."

"Then let Dick show up in a bat suit instead of you?"

"this is okay."

"Didn't Dick still have a case in Bludhaven?"

"The case over there is not that urgent. You can let it go for a day."

"So let Dick go support Tim, and you come here?"

"No, Dick has a case in Bludhaven."

"Bruce..." Clark sighed, "Okay, you prepare a bat suit, and I will find a solution. Anyway, Batman cannot be absent from the collective activities of the alliance."

"Okay, I'll call Dick back later?"

"No, Dick's body shape is quite different from yours," Clark thought for a while, "and he's not tall enough. Standing next to me will be easily spotted by the media. Don't worry, I can find someone to help."

"I will ask Alfred to prepare the uniform, and you can come and pick it up tonight. Also, don't reveal our secret identities to the new members."

"Secret management again? Well, I hope you're right." Clark glanced at Carl, who was already on the verge of breaking out, "Don't talk about it, I still have something to do..."

"Um……"

"What's going on with you?"

Carl's muffled hum was louder this time, and with some strange movements, Bruce couldn't pretend he couldn't hear him.

"Uh, I'm...doing some crafting..."

Bruce also knew of Karl's existence, but he had never met him.But... Clark really didn't know how to explain this kind of thing.

But in a sense, Clark didn't talk nonsense, he was indeed masturbating, and what he was masturbating was a tube that was exactly the same as his genetic makeup.

Bruce was also silent, he had never encountered such a thing... When did this damn Kryptonian become so horny?You haven't held him back recently, have you?

"You..." Bruce opened his mouth, "have fun by yourself."

After speaking, I hung up the communication.

"Bruce? B, wait, it's not what you think... no, Carl, don't..."

"Um... ah!"

Carl let out a low growl, accompanied by bursts of sonic booms, and finally burst out. Clark hurriedly caught it with a tissue, waving afterimages in the air.

"You want me to be Batman for a day?" Jonathan looked at Clark suspiciously.

"It's not a joke, it's just to attend a public event. Dad, you also know that Bruce wants to save face and doesn't want to appear in a wheelchair in front of new people," Clark said with a flattering smile. "Please Dad, I wanted to ask Carl for help, but Carl It doesn't look like you want to go out."

That's right, Karl is a standard ruthless man who just entered the sage time and still rejected Clark's request.

To be precise, Karl left without saying a word as usual, and ran to follow Jonathan.

"I have plenty of time," Jonathan still hesitated, "but the process won't be too long, right? When will it start? I have to update my equipment."

Since Batman's debut, although the style of the equipment has not changed, the style and design have been updated dozens of times. Jonathan's original cosplay outfit is okay to fool laymen. If you really want to face the media reporters, that is the rhythm of revealing every minute .

"Start tomorrow morning, don't worry, the process is not long, just a few hours, as for the equipment, Bruce will prepare it, so that's it." Clark quickly settled the matter when Jonathan let go, "Dad, your body shape It's about the same height as Bruce, and the equipment should be just right, so there's no need to modify it."

As an adult, Clark's height has exceeded 1.9 meters, reaching 191. After nearly 20 years of crushing his son's height, Jonathan was finally overwhelmed, but he was two centimeters shorter, which happened to be the same as Bruce's 189.

So when Superman and Batman stand side by side, theoretically... Batman is taller.

The reason is simple. Although the headgear is holding down the hair, and Superman still has a height of two centimeters, but... Batman has a pair of pointed cat ears!

The pair of cat ears integrated sensors, communication systems, and satellite dishes are very useful props, and visually, they have indeed greatly "improved" the image of Batman.Like Wolverine's cat ear hairstyle, it provides a lot of cuteness... no, it improves the deterrent effect on criminals.

Of course, the reason why a theory is a theory is because the reality is... Superman can cheat!

Few people know that, except for fighting, most of the time when Superman appears, even if he seems to be standing on the ground, he floats two centimeters above the ground, and even when he walks, he just makes a walking motion. It is actually floating.

The advantage of this is not to look taller, but to prevent the cloak from being dragged to the ground, and to protect his little red boots from stepping on dirty things.As a man who is too lazy to wash shoes, Clark is still a little cautious.

So now, after forcing Clark to the ground, Jonathan was finally satisfied to see that he looked taller than his son again.

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感谢在2020-09-0621:16:32~2020-09-0721:08:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Nanfan 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 88 bottles of an unknown little fairy; 10 bottles of Luanxuhe and Nanfan; 5 bottles of August Jiuyi Changan and Meng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!