[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Rewind the time a little bit, when Jonathan and Carl parted ways and went to meet Connor.

Connor was tricked into the watchtower by Red Robin, but because he hadn't passed the authority test—mainly because he was worried that Lex Luthor might have something difficult to detect on Connor—so he didn't know that the watchtower The existence of the tower is only known to have entered a certain teleportation device in Clark's apartment, and when he opened his eyes, he arrived at a certain prison-like room. This is obviously a special setting that Batman just adjusted.

Connor knew instantly that he had been fooled, but luckily Red Robin was still in the same room as him, which kept Connor from getting out of control so much, but it was inevitable that he would quarrel with Red Robin.

"Superboy, at least you have to put on some clothes..." Red Robin still didn't give up trying, holding a black T-shirt in his hand.

"I don't think it's necessary, that thing might send me somewhere again," Connor folded his hands on his chest, staring at Red Robin warily, obviously very resistant to the dress.

Of course, it is also possible that it is not Superman's "S" logo printed on it, but a bat logo.

"If you want to pursue Batman, you have to at least try to accept these marks," Red Robin said in desperation, even this one, "Batman is a hopeless control freak, he will put his mark on everything , the Batmobile, the Bat Fighter, the Bat Computer, the Bat Phone, the Bat Cup, and even the slippers are all Bat models..."

"If you want to mark me, it should be marked by Bruce himself," Connor was still very stubborn, "Why do you have to let me wear that dress? As far as I know, the topless hero in the Justice League is not It’s not uncommon, Aquaman often appears in this way, Hawkman and Plastic Man only wear a cardigan all the year round.”

Obviously, these are the knowledge that Luthor instilled in Connor's mind, and Connor has never seen those superheroes with his own eyes.

"But they're all wearing trousers underneath!" Red Robin pointed out a crucial fact.

"I wear it too!"

"A pair of underwear!"

That's right, Connor's whole body now, only a pair of black underwear...

Who told him to be brought up by Red Robin just after taking a shower?

Tim is also devastated. Normally, he doesn't want to care about this matter, let alone wearing only underwear, even if this guy runs naked on the watchtower, it doesn't matter to him.But not this time, Batman had specifically ordered him to deal with Connor, and Batman was coming soon.

Although Tim didn't know exactly what happened to Superboy, the scene he saw in the Batcave was still deeply etched in his mind.In case this guy sees Bruce getting excited, he rushes over and adds a stand up below... Tim really can't guarantee whether the super kid who is only four months old can keep his super "kid".

"Hey~"

A loud whistle came from the door: "The capital is good, boy."

Jonathan looked up and down a few times, he didn't expect to see such an exciting scene when he came here.

Two young men, small room, glass walls, nakedness, underwear, argument...

If it was someone else, they might leave with their eyes covered, but Jonathan is different. What hasn't Jonathan seen?This is completely trivial.

"However, if you want to seduce Batman, this capital is not enough," Jonathan touched his chin. "After all, he is still in the development stage, and there is still a certain gap between him and Superman. Of course, youth is also capital, and he is used to big fish and meat. It’s also quite new and exciting to try a little wolf dog from time to time. Tsk, Batman, you really don’t plan to try it?”

"uh-huh?"

Batman snorted, not intending to respond.

"Bruce!" Connor saw Batman appearing, and immediately leaned against the glass wall, "Bruce, I'm serious! I really love you!"

The black air around Batman became more intense with the naked eye.

"Okay, leave it to me here," Jonathan patted Batman's shoulder armor, "Go and do your own work first."

Batman nodded slightly: "Red Robin, come out, leave this to Mr. Kent."

"Who are you?! Where do you want Bruce to go!" Connor then noticed Jonathan's existence and growled angrily.

"Me?" Jonathan saw that Connor's attention had been attracted, and he seemed to be a little violent, so he decided to appease him a little first: "Hey, grandson!"

Red Robin watched Jonathan walk in with a look of shock: "Batman, don't you care about this? Superboy's spirit has been affected, and he has been in an abnormal state of mania, and it is still getting worse."

"Don't worry, Mr. Kent is an expert in dealing with Kryptonians." Batman didn't even look back.

"But he's just an ordinary person, right? No matter how good he is at dealing with Kryptonians..."

"I'm not talking about an expert on 'Kryptonians'," Batman said, glancing at Robin, "but an expert on 'Kryptonians'."

……

"How about the loss?" Batman hurried over from the console, there were enough things for today, and he didn't expect such an accident to happen again.

"Only the kitchen had an accident, and the outer structure was not affected. The remaining 98% of the integrity of the pillar structure..." The red tornado is on duty today, and the artificial intelligence life just happens to be good at handling these tasks, "Superman is damaged..."

"Needless to say." Batman waved his hand, no one cared whether Superman was injured or not - even the watchtower hadn't been blown up, with this level of destructive power, it was impossible for Superman to be seriously injured.

"Superman is severely damaged and is being treated in the medical room," Flash added. "Psychologically damaged, Jon is giving him psychological counseling."

Martian Manhunter said that he is really not a doctor, let alone a psychiatrist!These guys can't treat Martians as tree holes just because they can read minds!

Batman rubbed his head, and even wanted to quit for a moment: "Who did it?"

This is the more critical question. In the headquarters of the Justice League, who can beat the chairman of the Justice League like this?

"It's Karl, Karl-El." The Flash pointed to Karl at the side, and announced the name of the alliance chairman himself.

Carl was holding a pile of ingredients, and was standing there with an innocent face. He couldn't find a place to put these things, and he was reluctant to throw them away.

"What the hell happened, what?" Batman gritted his teeth.

"I know this! Superman and Carl wanted to cut it together, Superman wanted to have a shot before cutting it off, and Carl didn't want to, so it became like this." The Flash quickly concluded, short, precise, and confident.

"That's a little troublesome." Jonathan, who heard the explosion, also arrived at this time, "If the Kryptonians want to cut it off, they need a kryptonite knife. The kryptonite knives made before are used to shave their beards, and they are kept at home. No. But that’s okay, I’ve got kryptonite, so I can make another one anytime.”

Connor, who followed Jonathan dejectedly, looked even more frightened.

But Tim was relieved to find that Connor at least had his clothes on, and a pair of pants underneath.

Jonathan was carrying wood with him, and he rubbed out a table with his hands, and asked Carl to put down the things first, so Carl followed Jonathan at a loss.

"The matter has been resolved?" Batman noticed Connor on the side, and the kid seemed to be "normal" now.

Connor buried his head even lower, and wooed Batman... Connor thought that maybe he could go to the Martian Manhunter in the future for some psychological counseling, or just delete this memory?

Martian Manhunter: Get away, you Kryptonians!

"It's solved, it's not very complicated here." Jonathan looked relaxed, "After all, this kid is just affected."

In fact, Jonathan has done experiments, and the normal powder kryptonite is really no trouble, just like the green kryptonite, as long as it is kept at a certain distance, it will not be affected.If you want to change your sexual orientation continuously, you must wear it all the time.

But Luthor's piece is different. Not only has it been changed in shape, but it has also been transformed by Luthor with a lot of black technology, and it has become something like... a love potion, which will continue to affect Kryptonians .

The function of powder kryptonite is to change sexual orientation, and it will act on psychological, hormonal and other factors at the same time, so only powder kryptonite can transform in this way.

However, Luthor's main target is still Superman, and only Superman himself, who dripped fresh blood on the powder kryptonite, will be most affected, so Connor's problem is just a matter of convenience for Jonathan.

First use green kryptonite to beat him up to wipe out his superpowers, and then use blue kryptonite to restore it. In fact, it is best to use red sunlight, but the effect is slow, so using kryptonite is the most direct.

The most important thing is that Jonathan has rich experience in using kryptonite and knows what amount of kryptonite will not cause serious harm to Kryptonians. In addition, Connor's own kryptonite resistance is stronger than Superman, so the kryptonite broom became the best choice.

"But why did Superman become like this?" Batman finally asked the most puzzling question, "If this special powder kryptonite is really something like a love potion, why did Luthor's plan fail?"

"Because of the nature of kryptonite, it is still sexual orientation change after all." Jonathan probably knew what happened, "It is worth noting that it is 'change' rather than 'becoming gay'.

Luthor probably did the experiment on Connor before, and he was the only person he could refer to, so he thought that the function of powder kryptonite was to become gay, but in fact, Superman is not heterosexual or bisexual, So of course it won't be changed into gay either. "

"Superman is pansexual?" The Flash guessed, "That's wrong, the opposite of pansexuality should be asexual? And why..."

"Neither, Superman is..." Jonathan hesitated, "Clark is having an affair."

People's sexual orientation, feelings and other factors will be greatly affected in different growth environments.And in this universe, Clark's growth is very different from other universes.

At a very young age, Clark had already learned about his parentage from Jonathan, so he knew early on that he was an alien.Therefore, in the restless adolescence, Clark is very clear that whether he likes boys or girls, he is a personal affair-this "person", referring to the "person" of "Kryptonians".

In other words, most of the time, Clark only has the option of having an affair.

"But Luthor's kryptonite changed everything, and Clark became an inhuman affair." Batman also understood, "But Connor was there at the time, why..."

"I think it's because they are related by blood," Jonathan guessed. "Kryptonite will change sexuality, but it won't change Kryptonian ethics, but Karl..."

Before Carl appeared, Clark couldn't fall in love even if he wanted to "krypton sex"!And in terms of ethics, Karl is indeed... quite complicated.

In a way, Carl and Clark share the same blood, closer than brothers.But on the other hand, they are people from two different worlds, and there is no common sense ethical relationship.

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Currently available information:

1. The official role of blue kryptonite, one is to restore Bizarro's intelligence, and the other is to cause damage to the ultimate man - the ultimate man is the opposite of Superman, who can eat green kryptonite as jelly beans, and can use green Kryptonite restores power.Therefore, the blue kryptonite is set here to be able to recover and treat normal Kryptonians

2, but this is not an official role, please do not take it seriously

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