[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Parallel universe? Of course, only Ye Yi can't see such an obvious thing."

Batman circled Bruce with an instrument for a long time, and kept chanting: "Beep, beep, beep, beep~ aha, you are from a real-life universe!"

"My God!" Barbara covered her mouth in horror.

"Wait, you mean, the kind of dark..." Nightwing took two steps back.

"Deep..." Red Robin hid behind Batman with some fear.

"The clown will kill..." Jason added.

"Mortal Universe," Batman said affirmatively.

Bruce held his forehead, what kind of weird universe is this?

"We came this time because something happened to our Jason and Superman, so we need help." Bruce explained.

"Superman? Superman!" Batman instantly became gloomy. "I knew that alien must have some conspiracy! He must be trying to rule the world with that damned, attractive, mind-manipulating smirk... "

"Is your Batman... always like this?" Barry felt a little complicated.

"Oh, Batman does this often, but he and Superman are still very good friends." Tim thought for a while, "The last time Superman held a party with the Justice League in the Fortress of Solitude, Batman was not invited, and Batman took me to Superman's house Steal something."

Barry:? ? ?

You call this a good friend?Do you have any misunderstandings about your good friends?Aren't best friends supposed to sleep together?

"We just need some kryptonite," Bruce explained helplessly, "some pink kryptonite. Also, what's the pink kryptonite effect in this universe?"

"The pink kryptonite hasn't been tested yet, it's in the warehouse, we can get it now." Batman nodded.

"Wait, Batman, what about Brother Eye? Have we left it alone? And those bombs?" Ye Yi asked hastily.

"Don't worry, those bombs are full of..."

"It's a ribbon!" Barbara guessed instantly, "Jason wouldn't put real things in bombs."

"That's right, Gotham is also my city." Jason and Barbara clapped their hands...and touched U-shaped hands, "But what are brothers' eyes?"

"An artificial intelligence responsible for monitoring and protecting everything in Gotham." Batman introduced.

"Uh, Batman, we should all have seen sci-fi movies?" Nightwing showed a disapproving expression, "This will not lead to good results! Think about Skynet, and Ultron..."

"Only an idiot like Iron Man can mess things up!" Batman immediately continued, "But we can rest assured that Brother's Eye has been destroyed by the war some time ago. Now, we can go to the warehouse to find kryptonite."

"Wait, you have a whole warehouse of kryptonite?" Bruce thought that this amateur Batman, like him, had a special safe for kryptonite in the warehouse.However, this guy doesn't have a safe!

Instead, there is an entire warehouse of kryptonite!

"Which bat doesn't have a kryptonite warehouse?" Batman asked rhetorically.

Bruce was lost in thought, he really didn't have any, only a small amount, and it was stolen by Barry, something must have gone wrong!

"Oh, so what are you going to do with that Kryptonian?" This time it was Batman's turn to be curious.

"With love and money, and a face and abs." Barry enthusiastically answered the question for Bruce.

"Abs? Batman in this parallel universe actually has abs?!" All the Robins exclaimed.

"Me too! Perfect six-pack abs!" Batman smacked each of them on the head angrily.

"Yes, it was drawn." Ye Yi insisted on adding while covering her head.

"Then his must have been painted on it too!" Batman was angry, and ran to Bruce who had just put the powder kryptonite into the universal belt, stretched out his hand, and pulled off Bruce's clothes.

"Oh!" ×5

Even Alfred couldn't help but marvel that Bruce actually has six pack abs!

It's not the one that was painted on, but it was shaped when I made the mold, six-pack slightly protruding abs!

"It's not fair!" Batman was even more annoyed, "Why is mine painted on!"

"Probably because Bruce's abs were built by himself?" Barry complained, "Think about it, no matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight, and you don't have to worry about your butt and waist getting bigger. You'll always have six dollars. Drawn... er, perfect abs?"

Bruce's butt and waist will get bigger. Wayne threw a death look, snatched the clothes back from Batman's hand, and pressed it back on his body with a "boom".

As expected of the fastest man in the world, he easily did things that others couldn't, such as offending two Batmen at the same time.

"Wait, his name hasn't been embroidered on his underwear yet, look, Ah Fu, I said that you don't need to embroider your name on your underwear," Batman discovered the blind spot again, "That Kryptonian must have not discovered your true identity yet, right? "

"You mean Superman?" Bruce was a little surprised, "He only found out his secret identity when he saw the name on your underwear?"

Barry: ...should he be complaining about how every world's Superman and Batman are a mess, or what about two Lego...to be honest?

"Of course, hum, that alien!" Batman was still angry about the abs, "There must be some ulterior conspiracy, I will catch him one day!"

"Very well, I hope you can succeed." Bruce said casually, "But now, we still need the help of the Justice League. Let's go, to the Hall of Justice or the Watchtower?"

"I'll drive!" Jason became excited instantly, "I can drive, I've cleared eight racing games!"

"Those games must be very simple," Barry shook his head. "After all, your game skills are really not that good. It's been two years and you still haven't been able to clear the game just now."

"That's the most difficult boss in the game!" Jason was very unconvinced, and even put on the red hood, protesting in a low voice, "No one can pass the level."

Barry decided to let him see the power of adults: "Computer, open the game, the process is 256 times faster!"

1 minutes later……

"WINNER!"

"What's wrong with Jason?" Batman, who had just finished assembling the aircraft, asked in surprise, "He started playing games again?"

"boom!"

Jason took off the red hood and threw it vigorously.

"I will never play games again!"

Batman asked others with his eyes even more surprised.

Barry spread his hands: "It's none of my business, e-sports, food is the original sin."

"We don't have much time to waste," Bruce urged. "Barry, don't forget we still have someone left."

"Don't worry, Uncle Kent isn't that easy to get into trouble, maybe he's living a better life than we are now." Barry is very confident in Jonathan.

When Bruce, Barry, Batman and the three Robins got on the aircraft, they became Bruce again and began to hesitate.

"Can this thing really fly?" Bruce was very skeptical about the aircraft that Batman had improvised. "It doesn't even have energy, it's just a pile of building blocks!"

"Of course, Batman is a master of assembly!" Tim obviously didn't allow anyone to question Batman's assembly level, even... Bruce Wayne?

"And, we're just a pile of building blocks now." Barry adapted well, "Thinking about the best, at least there won't be bloodshed?"

"Batcomputer, open the door and get ready to go." Batman sitting in the driver's seat obviously didn't care about their thoughts.

"Received, please enter the password."

"Ironman Sucks!" ×4

……

"What's going on here?"

When the aircraft landed at the entrance of the Hall of Justice, Barry was amazed to see that the entire Hall of Justice was in tatters, like a ruin. Only a Superman flew up from time to time, put on a building block, and tried to repair it.

"A war," Batman said heavily, "a hard war, and one that cost a lot to each of us."

"Who is the enemy? How did you win?" Bruce is more concerned about this. According to the corresponding law of the parallel universe, the enemies that appear here are likely to appear in their world.

"No, we lost." Batman shook his head and opened the aircraft hatch, "The enemy has temporarily retreated, but we failed to win, and the entire earth is still facing crisis at any time."

"Hey, Superman!" Nightwing was the first to jump out of the aircraft, "How is today?"

"Okay." Superman floated down listlessly. "Why are you here? And Batman, uh, Bruce?"

Superman rubbed his eyes, did he see a Batman and a Bruce?

"That's me in the parallel universe, why are you alone here, and where are the others?" Batman also jumped out of the aircraft.

"Diana went back to Paradise Island to train the army, Arthur went back to Atlantis, Flash and Green Lantern went to star OA to find reinforcements." Even after seeing Batman, Superman was still a little depressed, "Come on in first , The Hall of Justice has not been completed yet, but I have completed a few rooms first."

Bruce and Barry looked at each other. It seemed that the crisis here was really serious. This was troublesome. Superman might not have time to help them find Jonathan.

"Superman, we need your help." Bruce said anyway, "Our Superman over there is in some trouble."

"Oh, no problem," Superman cheered up, and the Metropolis alien rescue dog was still very enthusiastic, "Do you need me to do anything?"

"I need you..." Bruce hesitated, first pulled Batman in front of him, and then took out the pink kryptonite, "Try this?"

"Is this kryptonite?" Superman looked at this piece of pink kryptonite strangely. It was the first time he saw this thing. He could feel that it was a piece of kryptonite, but he didn't have the usual reaction when seeing kryptonite. "Need Do I have it?"

Bruce nodded: "Just touch it, if you feel any discomfort, let go."

After thinking about it, it was still a little unsafe, and Bruce handed the kryptonite to Batman again.

Superman stretched out his U-shaped hand, and together with Batman, he clamped the kryptonite.

"Boom"

With a soft sound, Superman disappeared in front of them while everyone was watching.

Instead, a tall Lego beauty with big wavy hair.

Batman was stunned, the beauty that he could use four adjectives to modify...Superman really has potential!

Well, including tall and tall, there are indeed four adjectives.

The originally strong chest muscles have turned into big waves, and the tights have not changed. Doesn’t it look quite wavy?

"Ah, that's great," Barry exclaimed. "Now we just need to find Jonathan."

"Jonathan?" Batman woke up with a start.

"Jonathan!" Beauty Superman yelled, but her voice was much sharper than she thought.

"Why did you mention that name?!" Batman instantly put on guard against Bruce and Barry.

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感谢在2020-09-2622:35:13~2020-09-2723:51:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Harvest the sunshine, and remember Chang'an 10 bottles of wine in August;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!