[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"and then?"

Jonathan made a look, and Carl moved two chairs in an instant, signaling the angel and the devil to sit down, and put a plate of snacks and a glass of good wine in front of them.

"What Crowley means is that the world is about to end." Raphael swallowed a mouthful of cake with enjoyment, and carefully placed the fork on the edge of the plate containing the cake, "So we've come to ask for some help."

"Well," Jonathan nodded calmly, "You guys have already said this, so what then?"

"Aren't you surprised at all?" Looking at the calm crowd, Raphael was surprised first, "Oh, maybe you are frightened? But calm down, we still have a chance."

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads expressionlessly.

The nine people sitting here...

"Wang!"

Well, plus Krypton, the ten creatures in this room, on average, have seen and dealt with doomsday crises, probably more than the average Ph.D. The version of members such as Si Zhao.

"This is a crisis where human beings may perish!" Crowley didn't quite believe that they were really so calm, he grabbed the person next to him casually, "Don't you care whether human beings will perish?"

The person caught by him shook his head honestly.

Carl said that he really doesn't care whether human beings will perish, anyway, he still doesn't have a good impression of human beings.

"Well, maybe you should calm down?" Jonathan even clinked glasses with Angel and Devil. "Many people here are very good at solving problems. I think the world will be fine."

If every crisis would destroy the world again, then this troubled world would be gone long ago.Moreover, even if the world is really destroyed, there is no Shan family...

Cough, forget it, this is too heartless.

"But first, you should tell us what happened first." Jonathan thought about it and asked again, "Is time urgent? Will the world be destroyed within a few hours?"

"Oh, that's not true, we still have about a year left." Raphael seemed to be infected by Jonathan's confidence, and felt a little relieved.

"That means we still have plenty of time to listen to this story." Jonah stood up. "So, does anyone want to take a hot spring? We can listen while soaking."

So in the end, a group of people soaked comfortably in the hot spring and listened to the angels and demons telling stories.

"6000 years ago, when humans were just born..."

"Wait, the history of human beings is more than 6000 years!" Bruce objected, "Existing archaeological research shows that the history of Homo sapiens is at least 10,000+ years."

"Yes, Wanda Savage, as the oldest Homo sapiens in existence, has lived for 1 years." Tim added.

"Don't worry about him, what they're talking about is the 'birth of man' in the religious sense," Jonathan was quite used to it, "We'll talk about it differently."

If you really want to seek the origin of human beings in this chaotic world, it would be a bit nonsense. From the perspective of the Cybertronians, the earth is still the body of the emperor of the universe.Not to mention the various myths and legends on the earth, each myth is strange and strange.

For example, in Celtic mythology, Merlin, the first sorcerer in the legend, was around the fifth century AD!Celtic mythology is still unfolding at the end of the Age of Gods, while the East Asian region at the same time has reached the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Zhuge Kongming was nearly a thousand years earlier than Meilin.Not to mention that in 700 BC, Uruk had already bid farewell to God.

Jonathan also asked the old wizard Shazam. He was very sure that Merlin was definitely not the first wizard, because Shazam had seen Merlin before, and even Shazam himself was much older than Merlin!You know, Shazam's first successor, Black Adam, ruled ancient Egypt.

In this chaotic world, for various origins, Jonathan thinks...maybe they are all true, just from different angles or timelines.

In this universe, there are more than one or two beings who can change the timeline or reshape the world.Those legends are likely to be the "historical version" that survived a certain remodeling.

"You guys go on, and Raphael, be careful, don't let your wings stick out." Jonathan signaled the angel to continue, and by the way, raised the angel's single room.

Except for Martha who was wearing a bathing suit, all of them were wearing big underpants and soaking in the big hot spring pool with a towel, except for the angel. Jonathan built a small pool for Raphael alone, completely separated from the big pool.

The reason is very simple, the Archangel's bath water... that's holy water!Crowley would be burned to ashes.

However, the devil's bath water is not harmful to others, which is beyond everyone's expectations.

Even more unexpectedly, the demon also took out a rubber duck.

At least prove he's not a wizard?

"Well, this story is a bit long. 6000 years ago, when human beings were just born," the angel Raphael still insisted on his statement, "Adam and Eve were originally in the Garden of Eden, but a snake lured them to eat the forbidden fruit... "

"Yeah, I did it," Crowley added.

"...Later, God destroyed mankind with a flood, but found that the new mankind was not as good as he thought." This story from the beginning of the world was unexpectedly short, "So, the merciful Lord was disappointed with mankind, Human beings are no longer sheltered, only Heaven remains faithful..."

"In short, it's just that God didn't care, and left the fate of the world to the result of the war between heaven and hell." Crowley couldn't stand the angel's endless praises to God, so he cut off the topic succinctly, "But no matter what , the moment the doomsday war starts, human beings will perish first. That's why we need your help."

"What about heaven? They won't stop hell? Just one archangel?" Bruce frowned. "Or is there any limit to the angels coming to the world?"

"Heaven doesn't care about human beings," Crowley sneered. "They only care about their own victory and defeat, and those so-called good things. Human beings are not within their concern. In fact, angels have the same mission as me. It is to ensure the arrival of the doomsday battle."

Angels bless human beings is actually just a false proposition, just like "absolutely kind human beings" is also just a false proposition.No one is absolutely kind, so angels do not necessarily protect human beings. The purpose of heaven is to let "justice and kindness" win.

"What about you? What is your purpose now?" Bruce asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to cooperate with us, and why should we trust you?"

Very reasonable doubts, especially for Batman.

Bruce didn't even intend to hide his identity. His identity was never a secret from the mysterious side, and the mysterious side also tacitly wouldn't use it to make trouble.

"Because we don't want this world to be destroyed." Crowley collapsed on the edge of the hot spring, floating on the water with his feet up, "Of course we can leave after the earth is destroyed, and go to the next Centaur galaxy, or somewhere else, but But there is no such interesting world anymore. Angels are the same, heaven has never been an interesting place."

Raphael didn't refute it, maybe he didn't think it was a bad word about heaven?

For thousands of years, regardless of power or war, this pair of angels and devils has experienced too much, and they are already tired of these disputes, and only care about the interesting things in the world.

No matter how many years, the war is the same, but the interesting things such as food, music, theater and movies are always endless.

"Because of nostalgia, do you have feelings for this world?" Bruce still frowned. "This reason is not enough, at least it can't make us pay too much trust. You may also want to mislead us from the inside..."

"Cough," Jonathan coughed lightly, "I think the matter is not that complicated. I am willing to trust them and give them a guarantee, of course only under the current circumstances."

Jonathan didn't say anything about Jason's soul fragment or whether these two helped find it, because it was obviously not enough to affect Batman's decision.But what Jonathan said was also true, he understood very well what the two angels and devils were doing.

Thousands of years ago, Raphael and Crowley were actually quite conscientious. The angels were all about persuading people to be good, and the devil was all about seducing people to fall.It's just that in the end, the work of the two canceled each other out, basically nothing changed.

So the two of them summed it up. Anyway, it’s the same with working, and the same result is the same if you don’t work. Why don’t you lie down comfortably?

Archangels and great devils sound majestic, but they are actually just like professional managers, they are just high-level employees of heaven and hell, in other words, high-level social animals.

For social animals, what is more comfortable than touching fish?

Bruce might have been hard to understand, but Jonathan was different.Although Jonathan is a big capitalist now, he has been a social animal in his previous life, and he understands this feeling very well. 996's social animals, paid shit every day is the happiest time, not to mention the thousands of years of endless occupations such as angels and demons.

But now, for these two Moyu social animals, it is equivalent to their immediate boss suddenly saying that they want to lay off the entire department. How can they not be in a hurry?

Bruce wanted to say something, but considering that this is Jonathan's territory after all, he reluctantly agreed.

"So, let's talk about the crisis." This is the focus of Jonathan's attention. "At present, the problem that needs to be solved is to keep heaven and hell from fighting?"

"Yes, it will not be easy. All angels and devils are looking forward to this war." Raphael nodded, "But we are not unprepared, we have found the key to the end of the war."

"What is it?"

"The Devil's Son," Crowley waved his hand and wrote a line in the air, "He is the child of Satan. Everything will end when the Devil's Son is 11 years old. The place where the Devil's Son awakens is the battlefield of the doomsday battle."

"The protagonist of Jinjiang Marysu running with the ball is actually real?" Jonathan quickly remembered the prophecy he had heard from the old wizard Shazam, and he was inevitably a little surprised. "I thought it was another report made up by you?"

After all, for social animals, reporting and ppt are more important eating skills than business...

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Currently available information:

1. Amadeus Zhao, a member of the Avengers, Korean-American, known as the seventh smartest person in the world

2，不过从他在被伽玛射线辐射后，给自己起的“绝赞青春浩克”的代号来看，我对这个持保留态度……感谢在2020-10-2221:57:46~2020-10-2323:00:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Le Xiaoyao;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of dove birch carp; 3 bottles of Mengyu; I, Superman, 2 bottles of Daqian and Momo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!