[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Where to start?From the very beginning when the Justice League was formed, Superman has actually taken a fancy to Wonder Woman. He has never seen such a special woman, strong, bold, and different from anyone he has ever met.

Coincidentally, Wonder Woman also took a fancy to Superman, after all, Superman was the first man she ever met, uh, not so useless?Before meeting Superman, Wonder Woman had never met a man she could have a good fight with.

So the two of them got together logically, son of god and daughter of God, a match made in heaven, even without any deliberate publicity, it still attracted the attention of countless people.

However, it wasn't until they got together that the two discovered that they were not the right half for each other.

For Superman, just as Bruce Wayne's true identity is Batman, his true identity will always be Clark Kent.The superman who grew up in a warm small town family possesses the most powerful power in the world, but still longs for the most ordinary happiness.

The divinity in Wonder Woman is too heavy. She is a warrior, a princess from fairy tales, and a goddess who watches the sufferings of the world and sweeps away all injustices, but she is not an "ordinary person". She can be a superman in the world. The most reliable companion in battle cannot give Superman the kind of spiritual complementation and comfort, nor can he give Superman any desire to explore.

The divinity of Wonder Woman is real, anyone will be moved by the sincerity of Wonder Woman, as if they can see through this goddess at a glance, and then realize instantly that it is an untouchable divinity.

Likewise, Superman isn't a good match for Wonder Woman.The most powerful man in the world has almost never had any "toughness" commensurate with his strength.It's not that Wonder Woman must find an alpha with the same A as her - it's almost impossible - but that Superman still seems too immature in front of too many Wonder Women.The usual battles are exhausting enough, and Wonder Woman doesn't want to find another three-year-old child to fall in love with.

So what, the little milk dog and the bear children are completely different species, unfortunately, most of the members in the alliance are... In short, every time the Justice League meets, Wonder Woman always has the idea of ​​bringing a group of bear children to save the world Tiredness.

That's right, everyone but the reliable Martian Manhunter.

Including Batman.

Of course, Batman is a little more reliable in comparison, but unfortunately, his emotional intelligence is also very low. After seeing Wonder Woman, he felt tired and gave up this option decisively.Anyway, after thousands of years, being alone is pretty good, men are mostly too stupid... the same goes for male aliens.

In short, Superman and Wonder Woman broke up peacefully. It can even be said that as a superhero, it is too peaceful.After the breakup, no one became black, nor turned into a sworn enemy, nor did it suddenly burst out that "we have a child"...

"You really ended it so smoothly?" Jonathan still couldn't believe it.

Superman: ...

In fact, it didn't go very well. After the breakup, they almost became rivals in love... Louise is a good girl, she has almost all good qualities except a little courage (zuo) and big (si). She is kind, courageous, and extremely capable. Power is really capable again.

So in addition to being attracted to Superman, it's no surprise that she's also attracted to Wonder Woman.

When Superman saw that Clark Kent's current crush was asked out for dinner by his ex, his whole body went blank. At that time, Superman finally made up his mind and revealed his identity to Louise. .

"And then I died," Superman went on, "with Doomsday."

Therefore, some flags cannot be set up randomly.

"No wonder, Barry will prevent me from killing General Zod." Clark thought for a while, "So there will be no Doomsday in our world."

"Then you are really lucky," Superman envied. "When I was resurrected in the Fortress of Solitude a year later, it was as if I had been asleep for a century. The changes were too great!"

For example, there are several "supermen" in the metropolis, for example, the red hood of Batman's family is also resurrected, and for example, he suddenly has a child...

Still Lex Luthor's kid!

"Sometimes I don't understand, which one of you is the one with the Kryptonian Fertility Book in your body?" Jonathan held his forehead, "Why are Luthors in every world so obsessed with having children?"

"Uh, strictly speaking, Connor shouldn't be considered 'born' by Lex, right?" Clark hesitated, "And the Kryptonian Fertility Book probably won't, won't..."

Will not spread through sex?

"Wait," Superman reacted in sudden shock, "You mean, you and Lex..."

Clark nodded sadly, it was all a matter of his youth, the price of not doing more...

Superman looked at Clark with a constipated face, hesitating to speak.

"Uh, isn't that strange?" Clark was a little annoyed, "If the situation on both of us is the same, you should have known Lex since childhood?"

"Indeed, but it's impossible for us..." Superman also paused halfway through speaking, impossible?Isn't there a living example before him?And now that I think about it, Lex will make Connor out, and he will not treat Connor as a pure weapon, but as a "son", it is hard to say if there is any special intention in this...

"That, that's Lex..." Superman opened his mouth for a long time, and that was all he could say.

"Yeah, that's Lex," Clark said with emotion. "Before Lex turned bad, could you have imagined that he would be like this today?"

Superman was silent, if it was Lex as a teenager... probably really...

"So, it's very normal for me to have a relationship with Lex." Clark became more and more confident, "You never thought about it, did you?"

"Probably not?" Superman hesitated, and he was not so sure now.

"So what do you think of Batman?" Clark continued to ask.

"Batman? A reliable friend?" Superman was a little confused.

"Clark means, first impressions?" Jonathan understood what Clark wanted to ask, and probably wanted to refer to how other "selfs" got along with Bruce.

"First impression?" Superman thought for a while. "A strange bat monster suddenly appeared and hit me. It looks quite evil."

"puff!"

Clark couldn't help it.

"Don't laugh, it's the same for you." Superman was a little dissatisfied. "Later, I used X vision to see through it, only to find out that he is a very famous and rich man."

"You actually knew Bruce's true identity so early?" Now it was Clark's turn to be astonished.

"Yeah," Superman nodded, "He also knows about me, and I realized it later. This guy has already investigated my identity, why did he fight in the first place?"

Clark's mood is a bit complicated. If he had known Bruce's true identity so early... he wouldn't have left behind so many dark histories that are still remembered by the members of the alliance!

"When I first saw the face under Batman's mask, I was a little worried," Superman seemed to think of something embarrassing, "Except for Lex, this is the first time I have seen that kind of rich man. I can't afford to pay for anything."

I didn't worry about it later... because Batman paid for the battle damage afterwards.

"Indeed," Clark recalled the satellites he had crashed, "but I only found out later, our family should also be able to afford it?"

Superman:? ? ?

Superman doesn't want to fight Darkseid anymore, Superman just wants to go home quickly and ask his parents if they have secretly saved tens of billions of dollars, and being poor for 30 years is just training him...

Jonathan covered his head. He didn't know which one was more stupid, Clark or Superman, but now he knows, it should be his family... Not every Kent family in every world is not short of money!

"Then what happens later?" Jonathan, who was tired, didn't want to continue the topic, "I see that you and Batman are also cooperating well?"

"Our cooperation is pretty good, but..." Superman shrugged, "To be honest, I wanted to screw his stubborn head off countless times."

Clark nodded frantically, expressing his understanding of this idea, and at the same time secretly glanced at Batman and Bruce who were working. At this distance, ordinary people should not be able to hear their whispered chats, right?

Martian Manhunter: Did you forget something?

In order to monitor Jonathan and the others, the Martian Manhunter not only stood by and listened to their chats, but also maintained a spiritual link with Batman at all times, so as to facilitate the broadcast of the situation here...

Obviously there is no invisibility, don't pretend that Martian Manhunter doesn't exist just because he doesn't like to talk!

In short, when the two Supermen blew up their "true evaluation" of Batman at the same time, even the Martian Manhunter had to marvel at their courage.

But Superman's courage is more than that. After opening the chat box, Superman obviously let go a lot, and began to talk about some "interesting things" on their side.

"For example, there was a regular league meeting before, and B asked for leave because he was going to hold Damian's parent meeting, poof!" Superman laughed before he said, "Parent meeting!"

"What's so funny?" Clark was a little puzzled. "It's just a parent meeting. I also went to Connor's parent meeting. Is it normal?"

"But those are Batman and Robin!" Superman looked at the puzzled Clark, and sighed helplessly, explaining the fact that a joke was a bit too embarrassing, "First of all, Damian is willing to go Going to school is already scary enough, we all wonder if he will blow up the school, that kid dares to stab me! Use kryptonite!"

Superman bared his teeth, obviously recalling the feeling of being stabbed in the waist by Damian's Kryptonite, and the... Batman smile that Damian showed after stabbing someone.

What's the matter with you Bat family?Do you carry kryptonite with you?Still practicing a hundred techniques for stabbing Kryptonians every day?

It's a pity that this is probably true, and even so, Superman still has to protect that little guy, preventing him from falling from the sky after stabbing someone..."

Does Clark think this is exaggerated?How is it possible for Damian... Well, if it's Damian, it's not surprising...

"And Batman, that's the funniest!" Superman obviously couldn't hold back, but he still tried to lower his voice, "Batman, parent meeting, my God, can you put these two words together? ?”

"Why not?" Clark was even more surprised.

"Well, if I have to explain," Superman shrugged, "we discussed privately in the league, and the consensus is that bats are really hard to connect with things like getting married and having children..."

No, that's your discussion, not my business, Martian Manhunter silently added it during the broadcast.

"So every time we see Wayne tidbits, we're going to guess who's going to be the next guy," Superman said, "Bruce Wayne is great, but who's going to date Batman? "

Clark looked at Superman with a constipated face, hesitating to speak.

The unlucky guy is... ah no, it's me?