[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Different from the daytime, the Kent's house was very lively during dinner, even a bit too lively.

"Damian, stop messing around, Billy, don't listen to him, and prohibit Shazam from transforming into fooling around with them! Look at Jason, can't you read a book honestly?"

Clark always felt that raising a child was more difficult than being a Superman, especially when there were problem children like Damian among the children.At the beginning, Damian was very displeased with the fact that Billy's surname was "Batson (Batson)", and always made trouble for Billy. practice.

In this universe, Billy, as the closed disciple of the old wizard, has enough time, and Jonathan's resource support, even if he doesn't transform into Shazam, he has learned a lot of magic, and the progress is rapid. After all, top-notch magic Qualifications cannot be faked.

It happened that Damian wanted to practice how to fight against magic, and Billy also thought Robin's training was very cool, so the two little guys were in harmony all day long.

"But that little princess was watching "Zen and Motorcycle Maintenance". Last time, he almost dismantled a visiting Cybertronian." Damian said sarcastically, because Jason had been asleep before, so he Nicknamed a Disney princess by Damian.

Jason looked away in embarrassment, avoiding Clark's righteous gaze.

"Forget it, go wash your hands," Clark took a deep breath, "By the way, did any of you see Connor?"

Clark at home will always consciously suppress his superpowers. He doesn't want to become a human flesh scanner, or Damian asks him to help him see if the chick in the egg has hatched all day long.

"Brother Connor went to the woods," Billy pointed to the woods in the backyard, "wearing his VR glasses."

Clark felt something was wrong, so he activated his super vision decisively, and saw Connor crawling forward in the woods for a while, and dancing for a while, obviously following the plot in the game.

But soon, Connor seemed to have failed in the game. He shook his head in annoyance, but just happened to hit a tree...

The poor oak tree, which Jonathan originally wanted to save for the winter, was hit by the half-blood Kryptonian Ironhead and instantly turned into a pile of firewood.

Clark felt that he could leave it alone, because Carl had already appeared behind Connor the moment the oak tree was killed, and forcibly lifted him back.As the most diligent worker in the Kent family, Karl absolutely does not allow anyone to cut down trees with him!

Not even hitting a tree!

"I really don't understand what's going on with you young people. What's the fun with that kind of clumsy equipment?" Jonathan shook his head while dividing the fish on the plate, "It's not that I haven't seen better things, I'm used to it. People with smartphones still like to play with old-fashioned feature phones?"

"That's not necessarily true. Even with this kind of bulky equipment, the Wayne Group has not been able to exceed much in civilian-grade mass production." Dick reminded, "Uncle, don't overestimate the technological progress on the earth." Ah, this is the most advanced VR device now!"

"Oh," Jonathan glanced at Dick, "Which super technology company on earth do you think has no aliens behind it?"

"At least Luthor's Lex Group must exist. I personally investigated it when I tried to annex them with the Wayne Group." Damian said deeply, "But as long as we can assassinate Luthor himself, the Lex Group is not counted." what……"

Dick tapped Damian's head lightly with a spoon: "Children, don't think about killing people all day long."

"Grayson, you are courting death!"

Damian was furious and wanted to lift the table, but fortunately, Connor, who had quick eyes and quick hands, firmly held him down.

"That's right," Jonathan chimed in, "Don't use a spoon, Dick, it's too unhygienic. Damian hasn't washed his hair today."

"Grandpa!" Connor was a little desperate. He felt that if he went on like this, in order to protect the dining table at home, he might be stabbed by kryptonite at night.

"Joe, don't mess around with the children." Martha finally spoke, and Jonathan coughed and quickly got serious.

"Let go of me, half-Kryptonian, I won't do anything!" Damian took a deep breath and finally broke free from Connor's suppression, "I'm not stupid Grayson, always risking being exposed , Use the Zeta teleporter to teleport over here to eat."

"Little D, I'm so sad when you say that~" Dick Cheeky Grayson obviously wouldn't be struck by God so easily, "I just don't care about Little Wing, just come and have a look."

That's right, Jason has been living on Kent Farm since he woke up, and he hasn't even returned to Gotham yet.

On the one hand, over the past two years, Jason's physique has undergone many changes due to the effects of a large number of medicines, and he needs to re-practice how to control his own strength.Otherwise, if you rush back to Gotham and fight those ordinary criminals, you will die if you don't pay attention.As for controlling power, there are few better "training bases" than Kent Farm on the entire planet.

On the other hand, Jason has been sleeping for more than two years after all, and his body is very thin compared to teenagers of the same age, and he needs to make up for it.Especially after the power is strengthened.Jason is not a solar-powered Kryptonian. The greater the power, the more energy it needs to consume, just like supercars consume fuel.

With Jason's condition when he just woke up, he would be exhausted to the point of collapse after no more than 3 minutes of fighting with all his strength.To make good use of this new power, he needs at least a stronger body than before.

In terms of nourishing and recuperating, even Ah Fu couldn't compete with Jonathan for this job.What's more, now that Ah Fu is on vacation, Jonathan is worried about throwing Jason back to Wayne Manor.

"Don't use me as an excuse!" Jason had just swallowed a piece of steak when Martha filled the plate again, "You said the same thing when I wasn't awake, Billy told me!"

"Compared to little princess, Grayson, you may need to worry more about Drake." Damian's mouth raised a bit viciously, "Although that substitute rarely comes here, he might be here one day. Married all of a sudden?"

Connor, who was suddenly cueed, instantly blushed and lowered his head, his toes tore through his shoes. Fortunately, Kryptonians don't have foot odor...

"Time flies so fast, Connor is also at this age," Clark said with emotion, and he didn't have the slightest thought of helping his cheap son. "When I was Connor's age...uh..."

In the middle of talking, Clark suddenly remembered that when he was Connor's age, he was still in middle school in the next town, and when he was in middle school...

I'm dating Lex!

Obviously, this kind of dark history must never be told, especially in front of these (bear) children!

"Clark, when you were Connor's age..." Jonathan seemed to think of something and fell into thought.

Clark quickly sent a begging look, but Jonathan refused to receive it.

"Clark at that time was still wetting the bed a lot!" Jonathan said excitedly as if he finally remembered.

Clark: ...

Okay, he forgot that Connor is not yet two years old, but... Is it time for a boy who has not yet turned two to fall in love?Tim Is this a crime?

"Oh yes, I remember Clark pissing on the ceiling a few times," Martha joined in enthusiastically, "I still have those pictures, in the bottom drawer of the closet, it's a pity, no one can Share supers with me."

Like every parenting mother, Martha was full of desire to share back then, eager to let the whole world know her baby.It's a pity that Martha couldn't share many interesting things about Clark with her girlfriends, so she could only pick and choose in her heart.

For example, things like peeing on the ceiling are absolutely impossible for ordinary children...

"I have a good idea, honey," Jonathan rolled his eyes, "maybe we can have another party and invite some of Clark's friends, you know, there are a lot of things we can share..."

"dad!"

Clark suddenly felt that he didn't like eating anything, and he had to stop it all!Clark would even rather tell his story with Lex than a "Superman bedwetting record exhibition"!

"The league is very busy, you know they recently took over my old job, so..."

"Oh, Diana and Arthur have already replied to me, they just have time, not everyone, but a small party should be fine." Martha ignored Clark very excitedly, and at the same time quickly pressed the phone, "We It could be this weekend, no, Saturday, when the kids are at home..."

"Mom!" Clark was shocked, "How do you have the contact information of Diana and Arthur?"

Forget about Diana, what about Arthur?

"Did you forget that Martha is the second largest sponsor of the Justice League?" Jonathan reminded, "Of course she will have the contact information of the current chairman of the alliance, and she can contact the leader of the alliance at any time, which is the privilege of the sponsor. "

By the way, the number one sponsor is of course Bruce, and Martha is funded anonymously, and Jonathan is also anonymous, who is ranked third, and Oliver Quinn is ranked fourth.The Quinn Group, whose total assets are less than [-] billion U.S. dollars, is considered the richest man in Star City. It is nothing compared to the business empires of the Wayne Group or the Wai Kent family.

After all, the foresighted Jonathan has enjoyed almost all the industry dividends of human society from the 90s to the 21st century, from financial real estate to mobile Internet, and the return on investment is terribly high.The Wayne Group not only has alien technology behind it, but also has the luck of the world's will, and the expansion of its business territory is ridiculously smooth.

"Then why don't I know..." Clark said halfway, and Jonathan's eyes on the fool reflected.The former chairman of the Justice League was himself, and the top three benefactor fathers were all real fathers. Which one didn't have his contact information, or could outsiders contact him at any time?So there is no need to go through this process at all.

"If we want to have a party, can we have a birthday party for Billy?" Clark quickly activated his super brain at this time, trying to change the tragic fate.

"But how many months is my birthday?" Billy reminded.

"That's your birthday registered in the orphanage, and your real birthday is earlier." Clark's eyes shimmered for a while, "I just confirmed it with super vision. From the perspective of cells, your real date of birth should be Recently."

That's right, the super vision that can directly "see" genetic information allows Clark to become a human flesh paternity tester...

"But..." Billy obviously still hesitated, he thought his birthday was pretty good, and he was used to it anyway.

"Don't listen to him, it doesn't matter what your birthday is, don't you want to see those rare things?" Damian was still on the sidelines, but in a sense, he was right Well, birthdays really don't mean much to the people on this table.

Damian himself was not a normal child. Connor didn't know whether his birthday should be regarded as the day when his life was formed, or the day when he came out of the training cabin after completing memory instillation. Jason was regarded as someone who died once, and Carl didn't Remember your own birthday, and only regard the day when you leave the world of Flashpoint as a special commemoration...

The most special one should be Clark. He has a birthday on Krypton, and the day when he came to Earth is also considered one. At the same time, the date of birth is registered on another day.

Counting and counting, the only normal people on this table are Dick and Martha—of course, other people don't know that Jonathan is a time traveler.

Billy was a little moved, but it was only a little bit. As the only little angel in the whole family, he wasn't so easily led by the devil's son...probably.

"Billy, I got the set you wanted for you. How about treating it as a birthday present?" Clark saw that Billy was wavering, so he quickly increased the price.

"make a deal!"

This time Billy finally agreed.

Clark patted Billy's head in satisfaction. Sure enough, it's better to adopt a son, and his own ones are useless at all!

Connor suddenly felt a little cold, as if he was being watched by something...

"Unfortunately." Jonathan was a little disappointed, but not so boring, because he knew what Billy wanted for his birthday.

A full set of original Bat-family weapons, including the classic Batarang and four Robin Darts!And it has to be the original!

Back in the orphanage, Billy had always been a fan of bats, and his roommate had a bat dart that Billy had always envied.

After coming to Kent's house, this wish should have been easily fulfilled, but Billy was worried that Damian might misunderstand, for example, he was going to grab Robin's position or something, so he never mentioned it, and only had a relationship with Clark. Jonathan said.

For Clark, the gift was easy to prepare.He knew where to put Bruce's batarangs, there were a lot of them in the Batcave.The Robin darts used by Dick and Jason in the past are also collected in the Batcave, only the two current Robins have not.

But Damian's Robin darts are the best, because after coming to the Kent farm, Damian's Robin darts have been made by himself using the forging table at home. Clark only needs to find some scraps to ensure that it is the original.

As for Red Robin's, there isn't one in the Batcave, and with Tim's level of caution, it might be troublesome to ask him directly, so...

Go look in Connor's room, you'll definitely find it!

Clark was pretty sure, because he'd accidentally mentioned some... fun the two boys had had.

As for whether it will bring out some of Connor's black history, Clark said, isn't something like a son just for cheating?This is the fine tradition of the Kent family!Connor Kent is already a two-year-old big kid, and he should get used to it sooner.

……

However, Jonathan also thought so... right?