[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Superman? What are you doing here?"

The Dark Knight stared at Superman with an unfriendly expression, even if only his chin and lips were exposed, he could still see a cold face, and the white eyepatch revealed terror.

Superman was shocked.

He didn't get yelled "Get out of my Gotham!" today!

Batman seems to be in a very good mood, what he wants to say seems to be a little more sure?

"I came here to ask you for help," Batman still needs night watch, and Superman said bluntly, "Not long ago, I was attacked."

"Huh?" Batman became serious instantly, "Who did it?"

If it was just an ordinary attack, Superman wouldn't have come to say anything, I'm afraid it's really serious.

"It's not people, it's a group of armed drones." Superman shook his head, "but the technology comes from...a company of a friend of mine."

"Friend?" Batman was a little strange. Of course, he had investigated Superman's social circle, but he didn't find any special friends with such strength.

If you exclude yourself, of course, they are not really friends. Batman has no friends and does not need friends.

"It's my...friend," Superman nodded hard. "I'm not sure if he's involved in this."

"Who the hell?" Batman asked impatiently.

"... Lex Luthor."

Batman:  …

"Superman, maybe it's a little different on your alien planet, but on our earth, you usually don't call someone who clearly opposes all your existence and wants to tie you to the test bench as a friend." Batman was helpless talking.

Superman was silent. He felt that Batman had spoken more today than before, but he was even more heartbroken.

"If it was Lex Luthor, I wouldn't be surprised at all that he would send drones to attack you. Compared to this, what surprised me even more is that in my investigation, I never found you and Lex What friendships did Luthor have?"

If Superman really had anything to do with the famous anti-transhumanist, he might really have to reevaluate this seemingly innocent alien.

"Are you investigating me?" Superman was a little annoyed. He came to ask for help, but unexpectedly he was ridiculed constantly.

"Of course," Batman was a little surprised, "do you think there are people in the world who don't want to investigate you?"

Well, that's true, Superman was speechless.

"You should have that kind of friend, right?" Superman was still a little unwilling. "Originally, the relationship was very good, intimate, and they could touch each other's hearts, but for some reason they came to opposite sides."

"Batman has no friends," Batman said without changing his face.

It can be seen that Batman is really in a good mood recently, otherwise he wouldn't have chatted with Superman for so long.The main reason is that in recent days, various things in Gotham have been developing on the positive side.

The routine crimes of gangsters have been brought under certain control thanks to the efforts of Batman. At this point in time, the lunatics in Arkham have basically not yet appeared, the clown has not yet experienced the worst day of his life, and Poison Ivy is still just a lover. The average college student who is environmentally friendly...

More importantly, one returns to Gotham.

Harvey Dent, Bruce's childhood friend, is considered a childhood sweetheart.After studying in the outside world for more than ten years, he returned to Gotham as a prosecutor, and immediately launched a round of purges of Gotham's political circle.Although the effect is still small, it has already won the support of the people, and even has the reputation of the Knight of Light.

Coupled with the fact that the two have rebuilt the old relationship, and with the financial support provided by the Wayne family behind them, it is no longer impossible to change Gotham.After experiencing the nightmare more than ten years ago, Bruce felt that he had seen hope for the first time, and he could breathe a sigh of relief.

The relieved result is accidentally rolling into the same bed with Harvey, and the injured but happy ass proves once again that no one can resist the charm of Brucey babe.

Batman thinks it's cool, but Bruce thinks it's great, and even plans to make a deal with Harvey, and the two work together to change Gotham.

Superman was very hurt, Little Curly didn't want to go on: "I thought we were already friends?"

"According to what you describe, it's not a friend, it's a more intimate relationship." Batman pointed out calmly.

"Well," Superman didn't expect to be seen so quickly, "we used to date."

Batman... This seemingly innocent alien really has a problem!

Of course, Batman has also investigated Lex Luthor, and found a lot of things, but there is no conclusive evidence, so he can only let it go.In terms of love, Luthor, like Gotham's Bruce Wayne, is also a man and woman, but the number is less.Batman doesn't know how Superman ended up with him, but does that seem to explain something?

"Sounds like he has more reasons to want to kill you?" Batman analyzed.

After all, assassinating an ex-boyfriend is one of the things every ex wants to do, second only to letting his ex go to sea to make a movie.

Superman: ...

"I thought you'd be more surprised? About..."

"About what? About you being gay, or Luthor being bisexual?" Batman said bluntly, "I already knew about Luthor."

Superman didn't want to ask how Batman knew, he could only explain a little bit: "Actually, I'm not gay..."

"This is Earth, Carl." Batman said earnestly, even calling Superman's name on a rare occasion, "There's nothing gayer than a blue tights."

Maybe black tights?

Superman muttered to himself, but didn't dare to really say it.

"Okay, I'll help you investigate." Superman looked even more hurt, and Batman, who was in a good mood, simply agreed, "But don't expect too much, Luthor rarely leaves behind things, it's hard for us to find decisive evidence."

And, even if it is found... Whether the laws of the earth will protect aliens is also a question.

After Superman flew away, Batman realized that he had agreed to something troublesome, and he regretted it a little.

This damned alien still didn't tell the truth, there must be some kind of mind control ability that can affect the mind, Batman's eyes turned cold, and he decided to raise his vigilance and monitor the Kryptonians again.

……

Unlike the distressed Clark, life on the farm is quite rich.There is a lot of work to do every day, and I can't take a day off, and there are often various festivals.

Of course, you don't have to do it if you don't want to, it won't have too much impact, it's just a matter of making some money, Jonathan has already taken it very seriously.

So after a long time, it is still a little boring, especially in the life of eating, sleeping and playing Doudou every day, Doudou suddenly disappeared.

Clark hasn't come back for a while, and Jonathan, who can't beat his son, is still a little lonely.

Even if you usually want to go for a drive, you can only ride a horse. After all, driving a truck is a bit weird.As for the plane, Megatron actually went back to the desert mine on his own initiative.

Unlike Optimus Prime's mimicry, if Megatron wants to stay on the farm, he can only stay locked in the garage-unless he is willing to mimic an agricultural plane.

Obviously, Megatron didn't want to do this, so he would rather stay in the desert mine, it didn't make any difference to him anyway.

For now though, Jonathan had to call Megatron out.

After waiting for a whole season, from autumn to almost winter, the crops in the greenhouse finally matured!

In fact, as early as four days ago, the fruits of the rare seeds were already ripe, but Jonathan thought it would be troublesome to go to the North Pole, and the fruits of the ancient seeds looked almost the same, so he thought about waiting until they were all ripe. .

Sure enough, today is the day of harvest.

Martha was really not interested in flying, and Jonathan was too lazy to call Clark back, so he went to the desert mine again to find Megatron.

This time, however, Megatron seemed a little bloated.

"20 energy blocks, send you anywhere."

Doesn't sound like an exaggeration, does it?Last time I said it was 10 yuan, but it was a discount for the first order, so I have to let people earn some errand fees, right?After all, he is also the leader of a large army, so it is surprising that he is willing to do this kind of work.

However, before coming here, Optimus Prime specifically told Jonathan that most of the energy last time was used to repair the power system.If it is purely for energy, at this distance in the atmosphere, one energy battery is enough for Megatron to fly to any corner of the earth.

"This is impossible!"

Before Jonathan could speak, Optimus Prime who came with him spoke first: "Megatron, your ambition is too dangerous and must be curbed!"

Megatron:……

I just want to have a full meal, why is it dangerous?Wait for the Retribution to fly over from hundreds of light years away, and I will leave. There are so many planets in the universe, who wants to play with this group of carbon-based people who are hanging around?

You are the slag of his production line, you are full and you are not allowed to absorb some energy?

"If you can, let these stupid wheels take you." Megatron said, then changed back into fighter form, and lay down in the desert.

The meaning is obvious, love to sit or not.

"Mr. Kent, I'm sorry that I don't have the ability to cross the continent in a short time," Optimus Prime apologized sincerely, "but you can bring Clark back, I believe he will be very happy..."

"No, let me talk to him again," Jonathan still didn't give up, "how about ten yuan?"

The silver-white fighter jet spewed out a burst of exhaust gas, but there was no movement at all.

"I might need to go to the North Pole once a week," Jonathan continued.

The engine seemed to roar a few times, but there was still no movement.Ten energy batteries per week is not bad. It is estimated that Megatron will be able to recover in about a year, but this price...

It's too insulting!

"Krypton nano-mechanical lubricant maintenance with Fortress of Solitude," Jonathan finally threw out the trump card, "twice a month."

This is what Jonathan got from Jor-El’s AI when he went to the Fortress of Solitude last time. After using it on Optimus Prime, the user feedback is good. There is a part that has been stuck for hundreds of years and is lubricated. Quite a lot.

"Shh!"

The transparent canopy of the fighter plane popped up, and Jonathan flipped inside with satisfaction.

Heh, public aircraft, no one can escape the power of the great sword.

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Currently available information:

1. At this point in time, it is almost the most relaxed time for Batman.Arkham's fan club has not yet been established, childhood sweethearts have not yet become double-faced, have never raised birds and have never died, and the court of owls has not appeared, everything in Gotham seems to have hope

2, but it only seems

3. The pair of double-sided bats are officially stamped!That's right, Harvey × Bruce, Bruce is the one below...

感谢在2020-05-2717:54:44~2020-05-2820:42:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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