Sir, Miss, please GL

Min Rong thought that Ye Lan must have practiced it before, otherwise how could this Bingshanlian's kung fu be so superb?She pestered her facelessly for a while without success, so she changed her strategy and started telling jokes. Ye Lan listened with relish, but she didn't respond.

"Speaking of which," Min Rong slapped the table, and began to tell the nth joke like a storyteller, "A long time ago, there were a few small animals chatting together..."

"Animals can also talk?" Ye Li asked unhurriedly, seeing Min Rong drink two glasses of water, she was finally relieved, poured herself a glass, it was really like listening to a book in a teahouse.

"Does anthropomorphism understand? Animals also have their own language." Min Rong said, "Don't interrupt." She took a sip of water, "Then the little rabbit first said: My mother calls me Little Tutu at home. The duck said again..."

"Can you still communicate across species?"

Min Rong rolled her eyes, "This is just a story, if you take it seriously, you will lose!"

Ye Lan said, 'I see that's the case', "Go on."

"The duckling also said: My mother calls me Duckling Duck at home. Then it was the chick's turn, and the chick said..."

"It's mother also called him chicken|chicken?" Ye Lan guessed wittily, and absent-mindedly lowered her head and took a sip of water.

Then I saw Min Rong laying on the table laughing desperately, "Ahahaha...you are so vulgar, hahaha..."

Ye Lan: "..."

She realized it later, and her handsome face instantly turned livid. "Then you say it!"

"Ahem..." Min Rong managed to calm down, "Little Chick said in embarrassment: You guys talk first, I'll leave first. It doesn't look like you, hahaha..."

Originally, she wanted to trick Ye Lan into laughing, but it backfired. Min Rong couldn't stop laughing until her stomach hurt, and Ye Lan smashed the teacup with a dark face.

Ye Li was very annoyed at why she had to speak quickly, Min Rong finally stopped smiling, and looked at Ye Lan's face and felt that she was getting farther and farther away from her goal.

"Are you still listening?" Min Rong asked cautiously.

"Don't listen to jokes, tell a story." Ye Lan thinks that Min Rong has a good tongue, so maybe she can develop into the storytelling industry.Anyway, he has nothing to do, and Min Rong is pestering him desperately, so it's better to relax.

"Okay." Speaking of the story is still not easy, Min Rong pointed to the kettle on the table, Erlang cocked his legs freely, "Let's make some tea for this lady first."

Ye Lan glanced at her, and asked someone to add water, Min Rong also asked someone to bring some snacks, the two of them nestled in the room while eating sunflower seeds, drinking tea and snacks, and telling stories, it was time for a honeymoon.

"Let me tell you a story about 'a pair of embroidered shoes' first." Min Rong thought to herself, if I can't make you laugh, then I will scare you into tears.

Ye Lan didn't realize it, and raised her hand to signal, "Let's talk".

Min Rong smacked her lips and began to talk.She suddenly discovered that if she had a better image in her previous life, she might be able to open two talk shows.It's not right to think about it suddenly, her image is not ideal, but it is still comparable to Guo Xiaogang and Zhou Xiaobo Yunyun.

"suddenly!!"

"..." Ye Lan sprayed out a sip of water, all sprayed on Min Rong's dress, she looked up at Min Rong who was startled and started to shoot without saying hello, she tilted her head and took a breath.

Min Rong's eyes widened, and she continued to speak as if she was on the scene, leaning forward bit by bit with her hands on the table, leaning towards Ye Lan's face.

When she was about to succeed in the sneak attack, the water glass in Ye Lan's hand turned upside down and pressed against Min Rong's lips. The angle was just right so that the mouth of the glass could not fall off.

"..." Min Rong stood up and reached out to pull the cup from her mouth.

"What happened later?" Ye Li asked.

Then your sister!

"Guess." Min Rong sat back angrily, only to find that her clothes were wet with her tentacles.She suddenly raised her toes, raised her chin like a queen, and pointed at her clothes, "Want to know, I'll lick you clean first!"

Ye Lan's pupils began to flicker with small flames, and Min Rong couldn't help but froze, "...Then, then you help me clean the clothes!"

Ye Li opened her mouth before she could speak.

Min Rong was completely discouraged, "Then why don't I change clothes first?"

Ye Lan: "..."

Min Rong went to the inner room to change clothes, during which time she seduced Ye Lan with all kinds of obsequiousness, but failed.Ye Lan looked out the window, rested her cheeks with her hands, and blocked her ears with her fingers.

Min Rong entertained herself with a 'hmm' for a while, then got dressed and came out when she lost her interest.

Ye Li took off the hands covering her ears, "Continue."

"Will you pay me to go to the teahouse to listen to books?" Min Rong asked.

Hearing this, Ye Lan took out a copper plate left over from an unknown shopping trip from her pocket, and threw it on the table, "Don't dare to think too few storytellers," she said.

"..." Min Rong put away the copper plate unceremoniously, "It's not too little, but I don't need to talk about it." Even if Ye Li couldn't laugh, she was curious, "Do you want to hear it? , A kiss for a story, a kiss here counts." She pointed to her lips, "How is it?"

Ye Li simply threw three words at her: "I can't do it."

"Don't, we haven't done anything, just kiss."

Ye Li looked at her impatiently, "Are you going to tell me or not?"

"That's okay if you don't kiss, you promise to stay here overnight."

Ye Li thought about it, this request is not too much.

Min Rong added, "Stay one story for one night." After telling a thousand and one stories, Ye Li will fall in love with her!

"can."

Ye Lan originally planned to sleep in a separate room after marriage, but now she feels that it is not possible. There are people watching from inside and outside, so it is not good to talk about it.So with Min Rong's condition, she would stay no matter what.

But stay or stay, as long as they share different beds, everything is easy to talk about.

Min Rong believed her for the time being, and continued to finish the story with enthusiasm.I was afraid that I was too focused, and I still couldn't walk out after the lecture, and the hairs all over my body stood upright.However, Ye Lan's calm demeanor inevitably irritated her, so she felt unbalanced, and gritted her teeth, "I'll tell you another one!"

Ye Lan nodded, happy to hear.

"What I'm talking about this time is very scary!" She reminded pretending to be mysterious, "It's called 'Midnight Bell'!"

……

That night, Min Rong slept on the big bed, and Ye Lan resolutely slept on the couch.When Ye Li was about to fall asleep, there was a ringing in her ears, her sharp nerves collapsed, and she was about to get up immediately.But I saw a trembling person walking towards me, Ye Li was still confused, and Min Rong, who was shrinking her neck, rushed over and hugged her.

"..." Ye Lan was stunned.

"Woo...I'm afraid..." Min Rong sobbed softly, making people feel distressed.

Sure enough, it was the sequelae of telling too many ghost stories during the day. Min Rong's thin body huddled in Ye Lan's arms couldn't help shaking. She even had a nightmare when she squinted for a while before, and her mind was full of embroidered shoes and the TV show son.

This is called death if you don't die, every time you play tricks with Ye Lan, no matter what, the blame will always be on her.

For the first time, Ye Li didn't push her away immediately, and raised her hand to pat Min Rong's back after a while.