After Transmigrating Into a Villain Cannon Fodder Male Zerg

"Mr. Lu, please look here."

The sun was shining near noon, but Lu Mo's face looked like three years of drought followed by three years of floods. Every muscle on his face revealed "I'm very unhappy".

Such a green face was shown in the high-definition camera, as if he was the fugitive who was caught.

Carrying his equipment on his shoulder, the dedicated police photographer smiled at Lu Mo, "Mr. Lu,? You can read your lines now."

Lu Mo: "..."

Michele has already been escorted to prison one step ahead, but Lu Mo's bounty has twists and turns, full of disasters and disasters.

Mr. Police Officer said that in order to guide the direction of the society, to build a better society for Zerg, and to promote the construction of moral standards, I hope Lu Mo can stay and shoot a short film.

Lu Mo looked at Mr. Police Officer coldly: "What if I refuse?"

Mr. Police Officer smiled and said, "Don't let good things go unnoticed—the pennant will arrive at your home in three days, escorted by hundreds of police cars! Beat gongs and drums all the way to ensure that all the good things you have done in Emperor Star will be known. Believe me!" Your reputation will soon be heard throughout the Zerg."

Lu Mo: "..."

Lu Mo stretched out his hand to the police officer: "There is no need to be so troublesome. We need to save. Extravagance and waste are bad behavior."

The police officer was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes: "It's really rare to see males like you now."

The two worms had a cordial meeting, exchanged harmonious opinions, and reached a common goal.

With a "snap", the spotlight came on. Although the sun was shining brightly, Lu Mo's face easily made the audience think that they were short of funds.

The policeman held the inscription board and jumped aside: "Mr. Lu Mo, look here!! Look here!!"

Lu Mo took a deep breath against the myocardial infarction, and felt that this scene seemed familiar.It's like the company's summary meeting every year, he used Sima's face to praise the company's Wei Guangzheng.

He thought angrily, the editing must be mosaiced!This is the last compromise.

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【in prison】

"Go in."

Mitchell was shoved and fell into the cold room.His shoulder hit the solid wall with a loud bang.

From here to the gate of the prison, you need to go through many checkpoints, and each checkpoint needs to be opened by a specific prison guard.And this room is constructed with high-strength metal.The entire room is airtight, and you can't even feel the passage of time when you stay in it. You can only count on three meals a day.

Only the most vicious criminals would receive such high-level surveillance.

Michele has committed many crimes, and even has a criminal record of escaping. This time he must be brought to justice.

"It's really rude." Michele sat up, moved his neck, and made a rattling sound of joints. He stretched out his slender tongue and licked his lips, and smiled at the prison guard at the door, "You know how I am?" Did you kill that A-rank female?"

"I pulled out his wings, cut off his limbs, and pushed him to the ground with an iron rod, so that he could only squirm and scream—that was really a good show..."

"Wait." Michele said with a grin, "I will definitely let you scream better than him."

The prison guard raised his hat. His facial features were clear and sharp, and his skin showed a pale and almost transparent texture because he hadn't seen the sun all year round. His face showed an extremely cold and rigid personality.

After listening to Mitchell's words, the prison guard's expression did not change a bit, as if he hadn't heard Mitchell tell him about his cruel behavior.

"The execution will be executed in three days," said the prison guard. "If you have any requirements for the last meal, please let me know."

He stood there and waited patiently for a moment, but all he could hear was Machel's vicious curses.He said: "Since you didn't ask for it, then follow the usual specifications."

The metal cell door slowly closed in front of him, and Michelle would spend the last three days of his life here until he was taken to be sentenced——

Weird.

Mitchell chuckled.

When he was in the police car just now, he was exceptionally quiet, not because he accepted his fate, but because the lord brought him a message.

[Wait quietly, a scapegoat will be found for you in three days. 】

This is the style of that adult, as long as you do things for him, he will never abandon you!He is like a big patriarch, tolerant of every subordinate.Even a villain like Mitchell would fanatically adore that lord and would be willing to lay waste to him.

Michele relaxed and lay flat on the ground.He stared at the silver-white ceiling with a pair of triangular eyes, and started his next plan.

Ling...

He finally discovered the weakness of the female.But just killing Lu Mo is too cheap, and Michele prefers to use blunt knives to cut flesh, slowly torturing his target.

This time he was negligent, did not understand the character of the target, and thought he would be as stupid as a pig like other males.

No wonder even adults have to warn him, this male is smart beyond imagination.

But that's okay, he'll be more cautious next time, as he's done before.He almost couldn't wait to see the miserable end of Ling completely losing the favor of the male worm...

At this moment, Michele felt a particularly sharp tingling pain on the back of his neck. He patted reflexively, and there was a creaking feeling of worms being crushed in the palm of his hand.

Looking at the broken black worm remains in his hand, Mitchell frowned: Will there be worms in this kind of prison?

thump.

The heart beat suddenly, as if it was about to jump out of the throat.Michele's eyes were about to split, and he strangled his neck tightly.

"Help……"

Something entered his spiritual sea, and the severe pain seemed to be torn in half.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts———

Michele writhed desperately on the ground, his nails split in two, but he didn't feel it at all.The pain from the spiritual sea has surpassed everything.

He took a step forward, stretched out his hand towards the door, and screamed: "Help!!!"

The miserable voice echoed in the prison, and no one could save him.

Mitchell will get what he deserves, but it won't be enough for the crimes he committed.

It's just a little reward for the victims.

Until Mitchell's voice was completely extinguished, a certain gem set on the wheel of fortune made a slight cracking sound and turned into ashes.

……

【Ding!The halo of the protagonist of Song Jianshu has been recovered. 】

[Current recovery progress: 20.00% five. 】

Lu Mo paused.

The system said quietly: [Are you curious, why was I released early? 】

Lu Mo quickly covered up the past: [How come, my closest friend, it's great to have you back.I'm so sad these days without you. 】

【Ha ha. 】

The system yelled in dissatisfaction: [If you really want to express your apology, you should increase my commission a bit.You must know that my current share is very conscientious in all systems, only 30.00%!If you adjust it to 40.00%, I can forgive you for the harm you caused to me—]

Lu Mo said calmly: [It's okay, all my scumbags so far can be given to you. 】

【Really? ! 】The voice of the system revealed a little joy, 【Well, I admit that you are still a pretty good host, only a little worse than my last host!For the sake of your love for me, I will only take 50.00%...]

Lu Mo: [ Uh huh. 】

He turned his head and shouted to Ling, "Ling, where is the TV remote control?"

Ling sat on the sofa beside him, and spread his hands to him: "I've looked everywhere, but I can't find it."

Lu Mo looked at him suspiciously: "Stand up."

Lu Mo reached out to dig in the gap of the sofa, and took out the remote control they had been looking for for an hour in front of Ling.

Ling raised his eyebrows: "The hero is indeed wise and powerful."

Lu Mo snorted, and said with disgust: "It's really a female insect who can't do anything well, and still pesters me every day. Is it because I haven't fed you enough? You little fairy who grinds insects..."

Ling looked at Lu Mo in surprise, as if he didn't expect Lu Mo to say such a thing.The tips of his ears turned slightly red, wondering: "Where did you learn..."

Lu Mo's eyes lit up, he pressed his chin on Ling's shoulder, and whispered something in Ling's ear.

Ling grabbed the corner of Lu Mo's clothes, not knowing what expression to use to face his hero.

For a female like him, he has heard many more explicit and vulgar words, even insulting.Ling has long turned a blind eye to it, not to mention that others may not have as rich a vocabulary as him.

However, when Lu Mo's eyes were bright and he said... these words to him with a face of novelty, Ling felt that his whole body was about to curl up.

Mother God...

How could he be so cute...

Ling groaned and groaned, and finally couldn't help covering his eyes with the back of his hand, and put his other hand on Lu Mo's shoulder, and said weakly, "Xiong Lord, please stop saying that."

Lu Mo was immediately encouraged!

These are all he learned from the books in the system's collection. Although the system left him for a short time, the spirit of the system's love of learning has been well inherited by Lu Mo.

He bit Ling's ear and muttered his newly learned vocabulary.

Ling's face turned redder and redder, and finally couldn't bear to push Lu Mo away: "Master, don't you want to watch TV?"

His red eyes were slightly moist, like pomegranates covered with dew.

Lu Mo sat back with a lot of thought, "Okay, my dear female gentleman. You are always like this. You refuse to admit it, but your body is very active. It really annoys me."

Ling: "..."

Well, well, what else could he say?

The system screamed in Lu Mo's mind.

[What have you done!? !Lu Mo! !Why are all your slag points deducted, I clearly remember that there were some left when I left! ! 】

Lu Mo turned on the TV: [Maybe it's because of this. 】

It was exactly seven o'clock, and the news broadcast started.Although the world views are quite different, Lu Mo can find a lot of strange sense of sight in some strange small details.

For example, when he passed by a certain elementary school before, a group of cubs in blue and white school uniforms huffed and ran past him, with their schoolbag straps hanging around their necks, running up and down.

Another example is this news broadcast.

"Recently, the vicious criminal Mitchell was finally arrested and brought back to prison. But according to the police officer, the biggest hero this time turned out to be an enthusiastic male. What's going on?"

The handsome hostess of the female insect was full of smiles: "Next, let's watch this short film that touches society together."

The lens turns.

In the wide square, a tall male with black hair and green eyes stood tall. He looked at the camera coldly and said coldly: "I just did what I should do. Facing a heinous criminal, I think every worm We are all obliged to stand up and do what is right, we must not allow such criminals to roam the society!"

He raised his hand to the camera and gestured stiffly: "Did you do what is right today?"

The male worm outside the camera has a pale green face.

He squinted his eyes, walked around the entire screen little by little, and finally found what he wanted in the very center of the screen.

Three petty words, which were comparable to "pictures are for reference only" at the bottom right of instant noodles, hit Lu Mo's forehead.

#Mosaic#

System: 【＝口＝Heaven, which. 】

Lu Mo: [One more thing...]

The system's voice trembled: [Wh, what's the matter? 】

Lu Mo's voice was brisk: [I accidentally registered as a referee, I'm afraid I won't be able to become a mature fighter. 】

System: [Ahhhhhh shut up!shut up! 】

Lu Mo calmly took a sip of boiled water.

For some reason, as long as the system was by his side, he would feel that his misery level plummeted by a hundred points.

I am grateful for life, and have you with me all the way, my dear system.

The system choked up and said: [Go and assassinate the female insect, Lu Mo, there is no other way to save your and my scum. 】

Lu Mo put a sticker on Ling's body, kissed Ling's blushing cheeks, and smiled gracefully and confidently: 【I refuse. 】

System: [qaq. 】

Lu Mo, I hate that you have no heart.

The author has something to say: Sit from five o'clock to eight o'clock, without a word

only one word in mind

【Goodbye mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight】

感谢在2021-07-01?23:07:03~2021-07-02?22:57:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: 3 cabbage tofu residues; , Mr.J, drink the Fenda you kissed, hang window otter, 41572578, sweet rice? 1 piece;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!