After Transmigrating Into a Villain Cannon Fodder Male Zerg

All races with a long history have endless festivals and celebrations.

This may be common sense that most people agree with, but there are always a few strange things in the world that break common sense.

For example, a certain country in Lu Mo's memory? It is clearly one of the most powerful countries in the world, but it has the weakest recipes in the world.

The same goes for Zerg.

Lu Mo has been tossing and turning in various grand banquets,? After the morning show, he has to catch the second half,? Occasionally, he has to catch the midnight show.Sometimes it was to celebrate the engagement of a certain male, and sometimes to celebrate the birth of another male egg in the family of a nobleman.

But strangely,? He had never seen a day when the entire Zerg celebrated a festival.

It's as if the operation of the entire Zerg race is to ensure the reproduction of male insects.

Aristocrats need male offspring. There are once prosperous families that have disappeared in the long river of history because there have been no male offspring for hundreds of years; The eggs of male insects became a hot family.

The commoners need male offspring, even if the level is not high, it is enough to ensure a family's life without worry.More importantly, this can prove that their genes have the advantage of giving birth to male cubs.Only in this way can we marry some nobles? Gradually climb up...

Therefore, this annual female worm's blessing ceremony has become extremely important.

No matter the streets and alleys, no matter the rich or poor, whether male or female, young or old, all the people talk about this grand ceremony.Some are happy, some are envious, some are worried, some are full of confidence, and some are just joining in the fun.

And the focus of their discussion was the place where every celebration was held——in the center of Emperor Star, the jewel raised by the entire Zerg race, the imperial capital.

And at this time, in the port of the imperial capital.

At the same time in the port, there will be hundreds of ships taking off and landing. They are like a giant beast, handling a huge amount of passenger traffic.

And it is matched with a waiting hall that can accommodate tens of thousands of Zerg coming and going.

But today is such a special day, even such a huge waiting hall seems very crowded.Zergs coming and going, wearing all kinds of clothes, carrying bags of all sizes in their hands, were struggling to walk in the aisle.

"Ouch!!"

Accidentally, a certain male worm was tripped, staggered and almost fell, but fortunately his female worm was agile and grabbed him quickly, so she didn't lose face.

The male looked angrily at the guy who tripped him: "Hey, can't you put your legs away?"

The guy who tripped him was tall and tall, and he was sitting upright on the seat with his legs crossed.He held a huge newspaper, covering his entire upper body.

This kind of newspaper is an old thing that was popular a long time ago, and it has long been out of use.

But today's day is special.Every year to commemorate the celebration, the government will distribute such a large newspaper, which is full of news that the Zerg are keen on.

"I'm talking to you!"

The male insect has never been ignored like this before. He stretched out his hand and pressed down the opponent's newspaper: "You—"

Behind the newspaper, the other party's face was exposed.

This is a black-haired male insect with a very stern face, with a pair of sunglasses blocking his eyes.But even so, the intimidating aura still made the male worm feel guilty.The words that were meant to be blamed were stuck in the throat like this.

The two worms looked at each other through the sunglasses for a while, and when the male worm was startled, the other said first, "Sorry."

The thin lips raised slightly: "You are such a thin body, if you accidentally fall, you may die young. I am very sorry for this."

Oh--

Seeing him smiling, the male worm instantly felt relieved.

"Hmph, it seems that you are quite sensible,"

Lu Mo: "..."

Not every worm can understand sarcasm.

The waiting hall was already full, and there was not even a single seat left.Although the male has only walked a few steps, he is already feeling very tired.Instructing his female, he moved Lu Mo's luggage off the chair, and sat on it.

Lu Mo raised his eyebrows, did not speak, and continued to read the newspaper.

And since the male worm sat down, his mouth never stopped.

"Hey, it really cost me a lot of money to come to Emperor Star. This dress alone cost me 17 alliance coins--I really feel distressed, the quality is not that good, I'll change it next time ordered shop."

He shook his clothes specially, the buttons on the hem of the clothes were exactly the logo of that brand, shining brightly.

"The ship ticket is also very expensive, so living in first class is the same, and it's no different from second class. I really envy those who bought second class tickets."

He chattered like this for a full 10 minutes, usually attracting compliments from others and a lot of envious looks, but now it has become his own one-man show.

The male slammed his mouth, but he still couldn't get enough of it after all. He looked sideways at Lu Modao, but he didn't find any logo on his clothes.The male worm opened his mouth wide, showing an incredulous expression, "Why are you dressed so casually for such a big festival?"

Lu Mo nodded kindly: "I like this kind of thing better."

The male became excited when he heard this: "You don't understand this, do you? Famous brands are a bit expensive, but they are comfortable to wear! 10,000+ is a bit expensive, but it's really different from thousands of dollars."

Lu Mo: "Indeed."

The difference between the two is huge, just like two pieces of sushi are placed in front of you, one is kneaded with a hand temperature of 37, and the other is kneaded with a hand temperature of 37.

Lu Mo's attitude towards the two was to pour it into his stomach, and then burp to show respect.

After hearing Lu Mo's approval, the male worm leaned back triumphantly, and asked, "You also brought the female attendant to participate in the grace ceremony?"

"No, it's the queen."

The male worm was stunned: "It's such a troublesome thing for the female monarch, I really can't figure out why you want to settle down..."

The female standing behind him, after hearing this sentence, her eyes dimmed a little.

Lu Mo listened to the other party's words absently, but he was thinking of Ling.

The procedures for entering Emperor Star are very troublesome. Although Ling is the head of the legion, for some strange reasons——

For example, in a kidnapping case against an A-level male, the kidnapper took the male and hid in a building. In order to save the male, Ling directly blew up three buildings.

Another example is that in pursuit of a notorious fugitive, Ling crashed into a bridge and two warships one after another, and brought along an adjutant who was about to pass out in the co-pilot.

——In short, although he is a partner of justice, he is more dangerous than any dangerous person.

After getting off the ship, Ling went through all kinds of formalities to ensure that he would not mess around in Emperor Star, and he still hasn't come back for half an hour.

He sat here for half an hour, and he was almost familiar with flipping the newspaper over and over again, and there was a chattering male beside him, Lu Mo's head was about to grow big.

He stood up, folded the newspapers unhappily, and stuffed them into his pocket. When he was about to leave, he heard the male worm say: "But, no one has a chance in this grace ceremony." myself."

"..."

Lu Mo sat back again: "Why?"

"Hey, you don't know about that." His attention finally satisfied the male worm, he approached Lu Mo mysteriously, and said in a very low voice: "I heard that this time there is the Third Legion The head of the legion is participating, what is it called..."

Lu Mo added for him: "It's called Ling."

"Yes, yes, yes!" The male slapped his hands, "That's what it's called. That's the commander of the legion, who can beat him, isn't it settled?"

Lu Mo said sadly: "It's not necessarily... What if something goes wrong?"

This kind of sure-fire words are simply the flags in the novels.Like those characters who say "go home and get married after this battle" definitely won't make it to the next episode.

"Of course he will win!" The male insect widened his eyes excitedly: "I came here for him!"

Lu Mo was more excited than him, and stood up suddenly: "What?! What's your relationship with Ling?!"

what the hell are you trying to do

"You don't know that, do you?" the male worm said triumphantly, "Every celebration will have a gamble on who will be the object of the mother worm's favor, and I have laid down more than half of my wealth on the legion leader! "

Lu Mo sat back again: "I see."

"How about it, little brother, do you want to come with me and make this fortune?" The male worm chuckled, "Seeing that you are dressed so poorly, you must be living in a tight budget. It is fate that you and I meet today, I will pull you How about a handful?"

Lu Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly declined: "Forget it..."

"Tsk." The male worm looked at Lu Mo with a look full of hatred for iron.

From the performance just now, it can be seen that this is a male who likes to show off and loves vanity, but facing Lu Mo, who is not as important as him, the male is quite enthusiastic.

"Okay." He sighed and said, "I'll tell you another news."

He covered his mouth with the back of his hand to prevent passers-by from seeing him, and then said in a voice almost breathless: "The hero of the legion commander is called Lu Mo."

Lu Mo: "So?"

The male worm smiled "hehe" and said, "Lu Mo is my friend."

Lu Mo: "..."

Lu Mo: ＝mouth＝

He stammered: "Ah... is it? Is that so?"

"Really." Seeing that he was so surprised, the male insect proudly patted his chest and said: "I spent a lot of money and through various channels, and finally got to know the legendary Lu Mo, and now we are good friends. "

The legendary Lu Mo gasped, looked him up and down, and finally calmed down after ten seconds: "Really? I don't believe it."

The male worm's eyes widened. This kind of suspicion seemed to deny his self-esteem, and made him very angry: "Okay, okay, you don't believe it. It's okay, I'll take you to see him, and you will know what I mean Is it true or false?"

Lu Mo pushed his sunglasses, smiled and said, "Being respectful is worse than obeying orders."

At this moment, Ling's voice came: "Xiong Lord?"

Lu Mo turned his head and saw that Ling was holding a thick stack of documents in his hand, which was as thick as five centimeters. Standing behind him, he asked, "Who is this?"

Lu Mo smiled and said: "This is a friend I just met, his name is..."

The male worm quickly answered, "My name is Minoqi, how about you?"

Lu Mo reacted very quickly: "My name is Bai Liu, and this is my female monarch, and his name is—"

Ling instantly grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "Call one, one two three one."

Lu Mo: "..."

Ling blinked at him.

"Ahem... That's it," Lu Mo said sincerely, "Now, take us to meet that Mr. 'Lu Mo'?"

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