Dressed in a superhero shell to save the world [Comprehensive British and American]

The next day's news headlines were not Brucey's baby being beaten out of the house with a pillow by his son at the pajama party, and it wasn't Batman's night-time attack on the surrounding villages and towns in Washington DC to arrest passing Penguin men, and it wasn't the Justice League and underage heroes. It caused S.H.I.E.L.D. to tweet overnight listing the pros and cons of juvenile superhuman employment, but the owner of a white building on Pennsylvania Avenue in Northwest Washington stood in front of the podium with one hand Make a fist and index finger pointing to the ground and shout "how dare you" into a puffer fish.

"You put the president in no mood to play golf on weekends."

As the intermediary between the U.S. government and the Justice League, the director of the Sky Eye Society said to the chairman of the Zhenglian.

"Take it easy next time, and stop mowing his lawn with your heat vision."

"I'm sorry." Superman's expression was so sincere that it could be photographed and published in the newspaper. "This was an accident, and there will be no next time."

After the middleman left, the popular reporter of Planet Daily put his elbows heavily on the table.

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his colleague, another self, Bruce Wayne, or Batman, and threw a tablet over: "You're welcome, so you can catch up on the draft on the way."

Only then can Rao know how hard it took the son of tomorrow to divert people's attention from the inexplicable heroic infighting to the President. Spraying curls out of his gelled head as he turned in his out-of-focus manuscript.

"All Zhenglian should thank me."

The chairman of the league, who opened his laptop and hurried to work, said fairly, "I didn't pay so much attention when I won the Metropolitan Journalism Award."

"Louise knows you are Superman, did she express any opinion?"

"She thinks that I usually spend too little time with Connor and Krypton. But I have to go to work at the Daily Planet, go to the Watchtower for a meeting, pick up Connor to and from school, help Martha clean up the farm, and walk the dog. I never thought parenting would be this difficult until Connor came home."

Bruce felt sorry for him.

The children of the Bat family named the new addition to the family, the black Great Dane, Titus.After a long, barely peaceful argument when they got home, they managed to cut Batman's bed rest down to twelve hours, and that meant daytime.That day, the owner of Wayne’s family rarely had nothing to do. Lying under the quilt and staring at the ceiling, he felt deeply that he seemed to have lost his limbs. Even Alfred prepared a super-large baked lobster for him as a token of comfort. Feeling, so he jumped off the bed as soon as the time passed, and rushed into the Batcave without hesitation.

"Did any accident happen during this time?"

he asks.

"You were only absent for twelve hours, Bruce, not twelve days, not twelve years."

I always feel like this is a Flag.

"What's next? Zhenglian and Penguin?"

"I think Superman did a good job." Tim's expression was not easy to describe, "He is the last person in the Justice League who should not be offended in every sense."

Of course this is just a joke.

Superhumans don't criticize others because of their personal feelings.

But this diversion of attention and the means of manipulating public opinion are really unexpected, making people feel that he is worthy of being one of the most promising young reporters in the Metropolis.

"As for the Penguin, he bought some new toys from the Washington gangsters, and the transaction happened to be in a small town we passed by. There were undercover agents arranged by the gangsters in that bank, which is their common use in recent years. Den. Penguin's business span is too far, and Red Hood said that he will warn him to stop when he has time."

This shows that Batman is not very busy.

But Clark is busy.

He promised that Connor would not go anywhere on weekends, and would accompany him in parent-child activities at home.But what exactly is a Kryptonian traditional family game?Dazed and helpless, Superman goes all the way to Fortress Solitude, trying to find an all-ages toy from his dangerous collection.However, there are full-scale dinosaur models and huge coins in the Batcave, and Superman only has a kryptonite laser gun that can hurt himself, a small planet that looks like a hedgehog, a metal helmet that can bite off his head, and Tengu cubs abducted from the orbit of Jupiter.

Can this be played by children?

Clark felt momentarily suffocated.

In the end, he found a Krypton game console from the spaceship warehouse that he had never carefully organized.

——Super Harvest.

The game console obviously uses technology far beyond the earth, without any buttons and switches familiar to humans.It was probably because a thick layer of dust had accumulated on the parts of the handle, and the characters on it could not be read clearly, but there happened to be a mirror of truth in his collection, which showed that the game console would not bring danger to people.

This could not help piqued Clark's interest.It took him 5 minutes to dig out the instruction manual from the pile of debris. Kryptonian text records show that this is a game device for children and teenagers over six years old. It is equipped with a newly developed spiritual link holographic system that is only suitable for Kryptonians. , help the brain development and logic training of young people in the growing period... In short, these are some very hard-core advertising words.

Putting aside the nonsense, the manual says that this is indeed a family carnival game for all ages that is suitable for all ages.

There is no better activity to pass the time and strengthen family bonds than this!

A few seconds later, Clark Kent appeared on the farm and waved to Connor who was helping Martha with housework: "Are you interested in holographic games?"

**

In another corner of the world, a secret meeting is being held.

The convener of the meeting, Vandal Savage, was a Neanderthal man who was born in the primitive man period 5 years ago. Because of the meteorite radiation, he obtained wisdom far beyond ordinary people and an immortal body.He has accumulated a wealth of knowledge and wealth through a long period of time, created countless great achievements incognito, and is always watching the opportunity to become the new master of the earth-of course, the obvious statement is that human beings are good at internal friction, and only he can lead this weak The race once again marched towards glory.

During World War I, he planned to take advantage of the chaos to rise up, but when Wonder Woman was born, Savage felt that he should wait.

During World War II, the flames of war broke out, and Captain America held up his shield to kill and kill. Savage believes that the plan can be postponed.

In a blink of an eye, the earth has entered a new century, and superheroes are growing like endless leeks. Almost every city in this area of ​​the United States can be evenly distributed. Savage gradually feels that something is wrong: why our world There are so many superheroes?

Don't the other villains find it strange?

Did you say that the party will never be a slave? !

In any case, Zhenglian and Fulian are like two mountains pressing down in front of him, blocking the pace of world domination.

Today, Savage feels he cannot wait any longer.

You must know that most of Chaoying's children are still superhuman, and he is racing against the instinct of mammals to reproduce offspring.

However, it is obviously a difficult task to overthrow the two superhero organizations head-on with one's own strength.The villain organizations have set an example one after another, and until today there has been no splash.History is enough to prove that the colleagues here are all rubbish.

Is there any way to greatly increase the strength of one's own side and weaken the strength of the opponent?

After a long period of observation, Vandal Savage set his sights on Superman.

When Lex Luthor's judgment about Superman's ability to see parallel universes and his amnesia could fall into madness at any time was deafening, Savage certainly paid attention.The more he observes Superman, the more he feels that this guy is abnormal—he is also an alien hidden in the crowd, how does this elusive Kryptonian who never says what he was doing when he disappeared, how does he maintain his love and enthusiasm for human beings? ?

What is the difference between his view of the creatures on the ground and the cats and dogs he rescued from the trees?

Lex Luthor, the perfect example of a Superman misunderstanding.

In this way, Savage ate Luthor's freshly baked brainwashing bag, firmly believed that Superman and himself were actually the same kind of people, and tried to instigate opponents in a way of coercion and lure.

But Superman is quite difficult to approach.

The chairman of the Justice League is extraordinarily gentle when dealing with the downcast, and he doesn't try his best when dealing with villains from the beginning.Most of the time, he is restrained and cautious, and would rather be punched in the face by the opponent than choose to avoid it and let others take risks.

This gave other people the illusion that he was easy to get along with - and Savage found that Superman always came and went in a hurry, and never communicated with people more than necessary, as if he preferred to be in the crowd. I hide in a corner where no one can find me.

If this is a sign of love, Savage suspects that Homo sapiens have underdeveloped brains.

He was so withdrawn that he didn't want to share even a little bit of his private life.

So much so that Savage couldn't touch the opponent's handle.

He tried to get a man who was about to jump off the roof of the Daily Planet to give a message to Superman who came to the rescue.

But Superman came and left in such a hurry that he didn't give him a chance to talk about it.

Obviously, the landlord class who have lived for 5 years and lived on their laurels every day cannot understand the bitterness of the laborer Clark Kent when he ran to rescue people halfway through work, and then rushed back to change his clothes, slipped and fell to sit in Perry's office.

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. Savage, whose plan failed, only felt that the Daily Planet was noisy.

After repeated misses, Savage had to focus on those close to Superman.

Lois Lane, Bruce Wayne, Superboy.

The first is the daughter of General Ryan, who may be Superman's girlfriend, and the follow-up is more troublesome.

The second is a Gotham playboy, a sponsor of the Justice League. There was a glorious moment when a person was tied up by the Quanzheng League to save him. Some people said that he might be Superman’s boyfriend. Louise Lane had a fight, and it was more trouble anyway.

Superboy, although a superhuman, has no background.

In addition to instigating Superman's strategy, Savage also contacted many super villains with a lot of money. They are familiar with Chaoying's weaknesses. Although they have failed for many years, they can at least cause some trouble for the enemy.He also bought hypnosis props from Doctor Doom, and with the help of Black Adam, he obtained some inheritance of ancient Egyptian magic.Black Adam hopes to take this opportunity to destroy his old enemy Shazam. He smiled when he handed the magic and accompanying gifts to Savage: "You don't want to see their true colors."

It was a spell that could animate dead objects, and... a few coordinate matrices that Savage didn't understand thoroughly for the time being.

"Why are you willing to lend a helping hand?"

"I have a feud with the Justice League, and our goals are the same." Black Adam replied, "The whole world thinks that Superman is as stable as a star. His teammates trust him, and the residents of Metropolis love him. When he fell into despair They are all guilty. These people will eventually understand that one day the god of the world will also become the sharpest knife aimed at the inside."

And what they have to do is very simple-just let the super boy bring the magic to Superman, and it will find a suitable host and work spontaneously.

But Savage probably couldn't think of it, and neither could Black Adam.

The first thing Superboy and Superman do when they get together is to play video games.

Unaware of the villain's conspiracy, Clark fumbled for the Kryptonian holographic game console in his hand: "I remember the manual said there is a switch here..." His finger pressed on the Kryptonian blood identification device that came with the machine.

Before he finished speaking, the little reporter who hadn't had time to take off his suit disappeared in place.

Connor froze, not sure if this was some high-tech achievement.Immediately after half a second, an intangible projection screen appeared in front of him, and Krypton AI said in a blunt tone: "Welcome to the RPG game for all ages "Superman Development Plan", any choice you make will affect When it comes to the final ending, please make a careful decision, you can pass the level by clearing all the endings, do you want to start a new game immediately?"

Suddenly found that he had crossed into the superman in the game: "...?"