Don't make noise upstairs

223.

After dinner, Luo Wenzhou hummed a little tune while washing the dishes;

Fei Du leisurely leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, looking at Luo Wenzhou who was washing the dishes;

The fat cat Luo Yiguo was lying on the dining chair, staring closely at Fei Du who was watching Luo Wenzhou wash the dishes.

224.

what?

You ask why not Luo Wenzhou cooks and Fei Du does the dishes?

225.

Luo Wenzhou: It's okay, when the daughter-in-law really gets her hands on it, he'll be the one to wash the bowls for the rest of her life!

226.

Although Fei Du's body was "standing for punishment" by the kitchen door, his mind was spinning rapidly.

He was thinking about how to confess to Luo Wenzhou that "I am 'FD'" without looking too stupid.

However, Fei Du thought about it for a long time—from the time he arrived at the meal time, he no longer thought about "what takeaway to order" but "what meal will Luo Wenzhou make today"—but no matter what he thought about it, he felt that no matter what posture he chose to announce this matter , would be stupid.

However, Luo Wenzhou is still an overly considerate person. Whenever Fei Du frowned and hesitated to speak, he would show a knowing look, and comforted him: "It's okay, I know you still have something to do at home. , you are busy with your work, let's contact on WeChat."

You know shit!I'm so busy!Contact shit!

In the end, Fei Du had no choice but to swallow the ball of fire brought to his mouth with an unlucky look on his face—the internal organs were all scorched!

As long as Luo Wenzhou can be a little selfish and self-willed, and fan a little wind by the side, this small flame in Fei Du's heart can be ignited into a raging fire.

Fei Du sighed helplessly—"Tell Luo Wenzhou Fei Du=FD" This branch task may be difficult to complete in a while.

227.

As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, Fei Du's cell phone rang.

He thought it was Luo Wenzhou who had been separated for less than 3 minutes, but he took it out of his trouser pocket and looked—"The alarm clock is reincarnated."

Zhang Donglai?

"Hey," Fei Du teased lazily, "What's the matter, grandson?"

"Oh, Master Fei," Zhang Donglai said in a strange tone as usual, "Which house did you go to pick wild flowers, and it took you so long to eat?"

"Get out!" Fei Du took out the key and opened the door, "If you have a fart, let it go, if you don't have a fart, let it brew after brewing."

"Master Fei, what's the matter?" Zhang Dong said, "Having a meal and going out?"

This turtle grandson doesn't have many eyes, but his ears are quite good.

"Will you let it go?"

"Let's go!" Zhang Donglai hurriedly said, "Come to my YY channel if you feel good?"

Fei Du walked to the computer and sat down, then double-clicked the icon of YY with the mouse: "I don't have feelings, I won't come."

"Master—" Zhang Donglai scoffed coquettishly.

"Hey, grandson—" Fei Du laughed happily, "Which room?"

"I'll pull yours!"

After finishing speaking, Fei Du hung up the phone.

228.

Fei Du was suddenly pulled into a locked room at the bottom of the channel, and there were only three people in it——him, Zhang Donglai, and...Ge Ge!

"Beauty, I invited you here," Zhang Dong said, "You two have a good chat, I will withdraw first!"

After speaking, he exited the room in a very gentlemanly manner.

Fei Du was completely dazed, he didn't know what to chatter about, and felt that it would be too embarrassing for him to turn his face away like this.

Just when he was hesitating, the opposite party spoke first——

"God D, long time no see."

Not long time no see, is never seen.

For some reason, Fei Du didn't want to speak—probably there was a hurdle in his heart, and if he couldn't get over it, he would never be able to speak.

So he typed back on the public screen and said, "Yes."

"Then what..." The clear female voice said meaningfully, "I contacted you before, and you never replied, so I had to ask Donglai Daxian for help. You...don't blame him, I begged him several times to give He was so tired of begging that he agreed to find you."

Hmph, I guess that guy Zhang Donglai listened to the girl once and then he answered casually, and asked for it several times.

Also, I'm afraid it wasn't you who contacted me before, right?

Fei Du sneered and sneered a lot, but in the end he just typed back a "hmm".

The other party was speechless for a long time, and just as Fei Du was about to type and ask, "Is there anything else? I'm leaving", the other party sent a series of texts on the public screen——

Although you have not cooperated with us many times, we always think that these few cooperations are still pleasant.Your sudden refusal to communicate with us has really alarmed us.Many people in our department are your fans and have been looking forward to cooperating with you. We don’t want to miss the opportunity to play games with you because of some misunderstandings... You can directly raise any comments on our program, but please don’t Turned us away without a word!We apply to die and die to understand!

Fei Du glanced briefly, and didn't bother to complain about the other party's polite words of "you come and go", so he went straight to the point, and typed back: "Are you really 'gege'?"

Grid: ...

Greg: I'm not...

229.

No one spoke, and no one typed. The only two users in the room seemed to never "chat", just hang up quietly.

Fei Du was thinking—maybe he should joke casually, for example, "My old girl hides quite deeply? But what's the use? Didn't I get caught by my brother."

But after thinking about it for so many times, I thought again, it’s a bit too stupid to say that, it’s normal to say it from Zhang Donglai’s mouth, but if I said it from my own mouth, I’d probably be asked “Are you the real god of God?”.

Now that the secret has been torn open a small hole, even a lazy person like Fei Du who "puts himself on the back burner" still can't help but want to pry into the deeper secrets.

But if he was really asked "why", he couldn't do it anyway... So he continued to hang up and act like a mute, waiting for the other party's next words.

230.

What if there is no text?

Then wait for her last minute - I don't know how many seconds, anyway, as long as the minutes on the bottom right of the computer increase by one, but the other party still doesn't say anything, Fei Du decides to turn off YY and continue the live broadcast.

"God D? Are you still there?"

A female voice came asking through the earphones, and Fei Du typed back on the public screen: "Yes."

Then, the girl with the name "Gege", but not "Gege", told the story in a tone of seven points of helplessness and three points of disgust——

"Actually...the PC section of our website doesn't have such female editors as 'Ge Ge' at all, all of them are men. This table of 'Man Han Banquet' was ridiculed by colleagues in the company, and ridiculed by players in the player community, so After discussing with several people, they came up with a virtual female editor in the PC area. Not only did she create a community account, but she also applied for a QQ account. Girl's!"

"It was originally for their own entertainment, but one day our editor-in-chief discovered it. Our boss...haha, more boring than them, actually took over the role directly and had more fun than them, not only in the editorial group They pretended to be women with us to act cute, and even drove outside in this vest to solicit cooperation! Finally, I need to make a voice, so I have to drag me to play tricks together...D God, you have a lot of adults! Don't be as stupid as you are!"

Fei Du really wanted to "praise" the curious brain circuit of the editor-in-chief of Yyou.com, but when he thought that he was depressed because of this kind of stuff, he didn't even bother to vomit, and just asked for confirmation: "So, in The 'Gege' who contacted me on Pazhan and QQ has always been your editor-in-chief?"

It may be difficult to admit it there, so I typed it and posted it on the public screen——

Yes……

231.

oh oh oh.

Ya Ya Ya.

QAQ.

……

When Fei Du recalled this, his whole body felt uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that he ground his teeth!

In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he typed and complained: "Your company really has a lot of talents, and the future is worrying..."

"Hmm... God D's cooperation?"

How about cooperation?What do you think girl?

Fei Du typed back: "It's really inconvenient for me to cooperate with your recording time recently, let's talk about it after I finish my work."

"Okay..." The girl who didn't know what to think said, "Well, it's the Mid-Autumn Festival in a blink of an eye, I really want to send you a box of mooncakes customized by our website, as a thank you for your support for our program before... ...It's probably an apology for not telling you the truth, god D—"

Fei Du replied in text on the public screen, "You're welcome."

"It's not polite, it's sincere!"

Sincerity and hypocrisy are all based on one mouth, what you say is what you say.

"That's all right, please post it to Daxian Donglai, he will pass it on to me, thank you in advance."

232.

The "GeGe" who was not "GeGe" said sorry again before Fei Du left, and Fei Du just replied very politely, "It's not your fault".

The lie has been told for so long that the time limit for retraction has long since passed.

I'm sorry, if it's useful, why do we need the police?

The only thing I can do after that... is to make up for it before the water is too late. What if I try my best to turn the tide?

233.

Ah, I forgot to ask the girl what to call her.

Fei Du suddenly remembered this incident when he returned to his live broadcast room, but after thinking about it again, even if he was in a better mood to cooperate with them someday, it is estimated that this girl would still play "Gege", then what on earth would I do? It doesn't matter what it should be called.

He hesitated again and again, but before the broadcast started, he sent Luo Wenzhou a WeChat message——

I'm about to start broadcasting, are you there?

Soon, Luo Wenzhou replied: Yes, I have always been here.

With a broken heart, Fei Du fell to the ground suddenly—without smashing into pieces—and finally returned to Mother Earth's embrace, only incomparably calm.

234.

"Hey, what's your ID?" Fei Du sent a voice.

Luo Wenzhou kept saying "typing" for a long time, and in the end it was just a simple two words plus a punctuation mark: Guess what?

"I don't guess." Fei Du said with a smile, "How much did my brother tip me?"

Luo Wenzhou still replied in text, but this time it didn't take long: I never give a reward.

"A whore for nothing?"

"Fuck? How can you say it's a whore for nothing!" Luo Wenzhou over there finally replied, "The food and drink are all blown by the wind?"

Fei Du smiled like a sieve, and tremblingly chose a "smiling" emoji and sent it.

Luo Wenzhou was typing, typing intermittently... He seemed to be choosing his words carefully, and after a long while, he finally replied——

Besides, I didn't get a prostitute... [sad]