Don't make noise upstairs

14.

Regrettably, Fei Du failed to sleep until he woke up naturally as he wished, and of course he also failed to return to his dream and find that bastard who kept making him get up and gather——

He was woken up again by Zhang Donglai's phone call.

It's just that Fei Du didn't answer the call this time, but hung up directly.

Then he chose the latter between blacklisting "your uncle's Zhang Donglai" and changing the remark to "reincarnation of the alarm clock" with the remaining rationality.

15.

Zhang Donglai, nothing important.

Don't worry if the phone gets hung up,

There is also WeChat to contact.

Tell Fei Du your uncle,

He got up quickly to broadcast live,

The second is not to forget to download the game,

There is another He Qisan,

Don't think my mother loves lavender oil!

16.

Fei Du glanced at the time, it was almost noon.

Before he lay down and was about to go to bed, he suffered from insomnia due to disturbing the people upstairs late at night. After finally falling asleep, he was woken up by the phone. He heard the emergency evacuation upstairs again in a haze, and then he was woken up by the alarm clock. Not long after he fell asleep, he was called by the same person again. Wake up... More than ten hours have passed.

Those ill-fated ten hours!

In order to appease his wounded heart and already sub-healthy body——Fei Du opened the “Have you eaten” app, and today’s lunch—M Ji’s Roujiamo, decided to be you!

17.

Fei Du, whose screen name is "FD".

The name does not have any other meaning, it is the initials of his own real name pinyin.

Since he was a freshman, he has contributed his own recorded game live broadcasts on PILIPALA (referred to as Pazhan), and has become popular on the Internet because of his aggressive operations and succinct commentary.

In fact, it's mainly because of his nice voice.

Later, Fei Du was promoted from a college dog to a postgraduate entrance examination dog, and under the hard work of his bad friend Zhang Donglai, he joined the ranks of trendy live broadcasts.

True fans call him "D god", and black fans call him "D dick".

And the anchors who play games, including Zhang Donglai, will call him "Big D" or "Master D".

It's just that there are a few people who know each other in real life—for example, Zhang Donglai—know each other's real names, and there will be more tricks in addressing each other.

18.

Of course, that's not the point.

19.

The point is that after Fei Du finished waking up, washing up, turning on the computer, and preparing for the live broadcast, he suddenly remembered that he temporarily postponed the broadcast due to personal irresistible reasons. He was really sorry for those fans who squatted on the live broadcast.

So he opened Weibo, ready to apologize to his false and real fans with more than 200 million fans.

However, he found several @reminders hanging on the upper right menu bar, which made Fei Du slightly obsessive-compulsive, so he first followed the reminders and clicked in——

@紫气东来V

Our D god @73FD1 just fell asleep in the early morning, and the morning live broadcast was slightly postponed for a few hours!Babies, don’t worry, I’ll give you a big heart [heart][heart][heart]

Release time, 10:35 today.

Fei Du, who was often cheated by Zhang Dong when playing games, felt at this moment that he had found a good teammate of the century.

Therefore, he reposted this Weibo, and accompanied it concisely with the text "Compare Heart".

Finally, I opened the Bridge game platform and started to download "Wild Wild" lying in the game library.

20.

After logging into Pa.com, Fei Du forced himself to ignore the 99+ short messages, and opened the live broadcast room first.

However, he was not in a hurry to bring up the live broadcast screen. He just added a scrolling text description of "Today's live broadcast of "The Wilderness" will start after lunch" on the sticker in the live broadcast room. short message.

21.

As Fei Du expected, in the short messages of 99+, most of them are confessions, less of them are cursing, and some are advertisements.

Among them, there are also invitations for business cooperation——

Gege: Hello God~ I am the editor of the PC area of ​​Yyouwang!I have been paying attention to your live and live broadcasts. Recently, I will open a column of "The Great God Takes You to Fly". I want to apply for business cooperation with you. I don’t know if you are interested in learning about it^^

22.

Yyou.com, a well-known comprehensive game media website in China, integrates game information, strategies and player communities.

23.

However, whether it is Y Youwang or Yi Ge.

It doesn't matter if it's Grid or Brother.

Fei Du was born without knowing what it meant to be short of money, so he did live broadcasts and started live broadcasts, all for the sake of having fun and killing time.

So, troublesome things like business cooperation——

It's FD not XD: Sorry, not interested.

24.

"Dong dong dong".

Fei Du's long-awaited voice came from outside the door: "Hello, your M's takeaway has arrived!"

25.

"coming!"

Before Fei Du got up to pick up the food, he switched the browser page to the screen of the live broadcast room, and glanced at the barrage list——

"What does god D have for lunch???"

"God D don't eat and come eat me!!!"

"Thousands of blood letters begging God D to show his face!"

"Kneel on my knees and beg God D to live stream for lunch!"

26.

One minute later, the stickers in Pazhan FD's live broadcast room changed.

The title of the live broadcast room was also changed to "Eat this for lunch today".

27.

Netizens who were waiting for God D to have dinner to start the broadcast couldn't help complaining——

"God D charged M's advertising fee?"

"Ahhhhhh! Lunch is actually the same as what God D ate!"

"D dick is a greasy nerd who eats garbage every day and weighs over 200 and is under 160 and only takes a bath in half a year"

"Where is the housing manager! The mad dog is out to bite people! Hurry up and catch the dog!"

"You are the biggest insult to a dog..."

Among these barrages, there is one—oh no, two barrages interspersed, conveying the speaker's persistent love for God D.

28.

Ge Ge: God D, you rejected me so cruelly...God D abused me thousands of times, and I treated God D like first love!I

Grid: Damn the character limit!I will not give up easily! ! !