Don't make noise upstairs

73.

After lunch, Fei Du invited Zhang Donglai, who was full and wanted to sleep in his house for an afternoon, to go away with the excuse of "you go home and play "The Wilderness".

When Zhang Donglai left, he took away the bag of fruit that made Fei Du very upset, but he broke off a banana and put it on Fei Du's computer desk——

"Master Fei, bananas contain potassium, eat more to protect your eyes." After finishing speaking, he immediately ran to the door of the room, and gave Fei Du a wink, "And, handsome guy's bananas are delicious!"

"Get out—" Fei Du wanted to go crazy.

"Goodbye to you!" Zhang Donglai was very proud.

74.

Fei Du was sitting in front of the computer desk, but his eyes drifted to the unlucky banana.

He doesn't like fruit very much, and he doesn't like any fruit that needs to be washed, cut into pieces, or spit out seeds...but he doesn't use bananas.

Fei Du couldn't remember what "Handsome Guy's Banana" tasted like.

He gradually fell in love with being alone, and gradually got used to solving his desires that he had nowhere to vent on his own.

No need to be responsible to anyone, and no need to be responsible by anyone... so good.

When he saw bananas, he would think of the people upstairs, and thinking of the people upstairs made Fei Du inexplicably agitated, as if the whole world was clamoring, reminding Fei Du that there was a beautiful-looking same-sex living upstairs above him.

"Hold!"

Fei Du viciously picked up the banana, peeled off the skin as if venting his anger, and wiped out the culprit who upset him like a storm.

The flesh is delicate, mellow and delicious——

"Okay, it's really delicious..."

75.

Pop station FD's live broadcast room.

The anchor started the live broadcast, but the screen always stayed on the anchor's computer desktop, there was no music, let alone the anchor's voice.

Tens of thousands of viewers used barrage to express their confusion——

"Where's God-man D???????"

"God D, good afternoon!"

"What is Big D broadcasting today?"

"God D, I love you, I want to give you a monkey!"

"Damn it! Line up behind the one who wants to give birth to a monkey!"

It's a pity that their D God live broadcasts never show their faces. If anyone can set up a camera in front of D God at this moment, then after the camera is connected, the audience can see a person posing "Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?" "The ignorant ring D is crazy.

76.

Fei Du has been live broadcasting games on Pa.com for over a year, and his popularity in the division has always been at the forefront when the broadcast started.

But he didn't sign a contract with the platform, so he didn't have to worry about the duration of the live broadcast, turnover and regular assessment.

Because it is troublesome, Fei Du has not established a fan base so far, and all announcements of broadcast start, postponement, and suspension are announced on Weibo;

No matter how much the audience rewards, he will not specifically say "thank you",

The only way Fei Du can give back to his fans is through the Weibo lottery draw—gifts of games or snacks.

Zhang Donglai is also fully responsible for the implementation of the lottery draw.

You don't need to bother to abide by the agreement with the live broadcast platform, and you don't need to deliberately maintain the relationship with fans. The only thing that will trouble Fei Du's live broadcast is... what should I play?

77.

So, I was stunned for a long time and didn't decide on a good anchor FD to play, and finally chose a new game released on the Bridge platform-"Drunk Simulator".

During the more than two hours of live broadcast, the audience watched the anchor FD manipulate the drunk man in the game to run across the zebra crossing and was killed, fell into the trash can and was killed under the accompaniment of the "Mutant Painting BGM" song list. Suffocation, Pangci was beaten to death, PAO was /dried/to death... Ahem, in short, it unlocks a hundred fancy ways to die.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is composed of hilarious speeches such as "hhh", "233", "booming and trance".

The biggest beneficiary of this live broadcast is the developer of "Drunk Simulator".

Many players in the China region of the Bridge platform bought this new game released by a small foreign manufacturer, and left a message in the game comment area, "Watching the live broadcast of D God, I laughed to death! Hurry up and buy it and play it yourself."

Afterwards, many players received a message from the developer saying "Thanks! Bytheway, whoare'DGod'". After the developer was popularized about what "DGod" is, they even tweeted their thanks to the anchor.

However, God D in the wall didn't know about it.

It wasn't until a fan told Calcium about this anecdote, and through Calcium's mouth, God D knew that he had inadvertently driven consumption again.

78.

These are things for later, don't mention them.

79.

What matters right now is that after Fei Du simulated being a drunk for more than two hours, he felt drunk too.

So he paused the live broadcast and decided to read a professional book that he hadn't finished reading before.

80.

After disconnecting the live broadcast, Fei Du opened the private mailbox of Pazhan that he had accumulated for many days.

81.

and then?

Then, Fei Du saw a familiar business invitation——

Ge Ge: Congratulations to God D for clearing "Wild Wild" in one week! God D is awesome~~~ Does god D still remember me?Allow me to introduce again, I am the editor of the PC area of ​​Yyou.com, and I sincerely invite you to participate in the column of "God Takes Me Fly" on our site!

82.

Although Fei Du wanted to tell this "Ge Ge", he didn't clear the chat history, so there was no need to introduce it again.

But...it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that Fei Du politely replied——

It's FD not XD: Sorry again, please allow me to decline.

83.

Soon after, in the editorial group of Yyou.com——

[PC] Grid: God D rejected me again! ! ! ! !

[Associate Editor] I'm not Momotaro: ... to hold respect.

[Mobile game] Erlang Shen: I said this matter has to be the editor-in-chief!

[PC] Gege: Is there something to do with wool? ? ?

[Host] OO: It seems that we attach great importance to him.

[Mobile game] Erlang God: That's right! @格格, re-login to your "Itchy Rat", I want to receive the reward for calling old players back!

【PC】Gege: ...Isn't it good to have a private chat about this kind of thing orz