God Judge's Thousand-Layer Routine Vest

At the beginning of the night, the cafe closed its doors.

Shikigami, who have been working hard all day long, began to carry out routine inventory accounting and liquidation of accounts. Since the opening, there has finally been a gratifying change. With the end of the inventory, the lights in the business part were turned off, and the other part of the bungalow began to be lively stand up.

"Boom-"

At [-]:[-], the antique clocks in the bungalow rang together, reminding the cats wandering around the mansion that they were about to transform back into human form, so that they would not get stuck in a small place or be in danger again because they forgot the time.

Ever since the god judge rescued Izumi Mori Kanesada from the cardboard boxes and balls of wool, everyone will consciously pay attention to the time to avoid embarrassing situations that are difficult for them to face.

The cats gathered in the spacious reception room on the second floor, posing for the living beings, while the god judges avoided this scene that always made them uncomfortable, and went to the kitchen to take over the work of the shikigami.

Strawberries, blueberries, pineapple... figs.

After choosing the fruit for the plate, Jing Mo sighed and continued to finish the dinner. He was always pestered by these troublemakers during the day, so he had no time to prepare dinner—before the principle was clarified, it was necessary to prepare something acceptable to both cats and humans. Food, but the swordsmen who grow more and more snarky have little interest in Shikigami's craftsmanship. If they are the chefs of Shikigami for two consecutive days, they would rather doze off at the table than eat, which has brought the cat's self-willedness to [-] points.

I don't know whether people have affected cats, or cats have affected people.

"Let me help."

The inquisitor looked back and greeted him when he saw the candlestick.

Taidao turns into a Maine Coon cat during the day, and spends most of his time grooming his fur in the backyard facing the reflection of the pond. God-inspectors often see him (forcibly) pressing down and licking the fur that has turned into a black Egyptian cat, Tsurumaru I have been caught too, and the two cats who have been pressed to tidy up their appearance always look unlovable.

"Gexian and Hasebe are arguing again," Candlestick cut explained casually after misunderstanding the meaning of the examiner's eyes, "They are still at a stalemate over whether the change has something to do with their appearance."

"I have already argued once during the day," the judge laughed, and began to talk about other things, "The guests who came today praised your dessert, and there will probably be more people coming tomorrow. If I feel bored, I will adjust the management. time and method."

"It's our job to support the owner's business," Candlestick Chee tasted the juice and responded with a smile, "After all, the purpose of opening the store is to allow us to stay here unobtrusively. According to Qingguang, the customers are still very polite. Yes, entertaining is very simple."

He looked at the oven on one side, and added: "We will also make you a Western-style dessert tomorrow morning, as for the rest, please do whatever you want."

"San Riyue complained for a long time," the judge replied with a smile, "It means that there is a surplus but can't be given to him. If this is the case today, I should talk to you."

"I'm always on your side," Candlestick Chee didn't think it was a big deal, "Before we understand the principle, we should avoid more dangerous things. Even if the human body is fine after eating the cream, it is very likely that it will change after the change." I have a stomach ailment."

"His Highness Sanriyue still attaches great importance to the type of demeanor and appearance. After describing the consequences, it should be understandable—even if he insists on it, it is still a good way to provide you with experimental data. After all, whether it is Fu Sangshen or a cat, you must Take responsibility for your own choices."

Taidao, who said something terrible, ended the conversation nonchalantly: "I think this seasoning is enough, what do you think?"

"That's the new cat, cat..."

Yesterday's high school girl brought a new customer, and she whispered excitedly when she walked to the door of the cafe.

It was a white long-haired cat standing melancholy on the window sill and looking out, only with a golden sash on the side of the head, blue eyes like a summer starry sky, and a fluffy snow-white cat big scarf.

In short, it is very beautiful, the kind that even people who don't like cats will admire from the bottom of their hearts.

Shizi, who was forcibly dragged to the cafe by her younger sister after returning home to relax, was overwhelmed with a glance. She completely forgot that she was still complaining about "Is it unhygienic to keep cats in cafes" before coming here.

Seeing them approaching, the cat didn't leave, but turned its head and gave them a sweet expression like a smile, and then continued to look out the window and think about the cat's life.

"The boss said you can't pet it casually," the girl quickly reminded her sister, "If it wants to be petted by you, it will come over. There are many cats here, but none of them will come close to us casually."

"...It's so beautiful," my sister repeated with twinkling star eyes, "Did you see that expression just now? And its eyes! It's so beautiful..."

"..." The girl closed her mouth speechlessly. Her older sister is the type who will donate to stray animal protection organizations, but when she encounters stray cats and dogs, she will only watch from a distance. She only has a sense of social responsibility and no extra love for small animals. .

But she fell out of love two days ago... Could it be because of this reason that there has been a change?

The waiter brought them desserts, and the girls were immediately attracted by the delicate desserts garnished with strawberries.

"Sister, try it, it's really delicious, even the big city where you work may not have such desserts," the girl tried hard to sell, "You should try it."

"Today I will pay the bill, so you don't have to keep advocating." Shizi stuck a bit of the cake, "For the sake of having such a beautiful cat, as long as I can eat it, I will bring you here often... delicious !"

The smooth cream and the soft cake bottom are a perfect match. The feeling of melting into the body after permeating each other is like a realized happiness. The freshness of the fruit is just right to give a little aftertaste, which is not covered up by the sweet partner. A jerky and sour failure——

It's also a sweet treat that makes me forget about calories for a while.

Ichiko, who had killed half of it before he knew it and turned his eager eyes to the menu, thought bitterly, and then quickly fell down.

"Sister?" The girl looked at her inexplicably, "Did you cry because of delicious food?"

"Sister, I...I just cried when I thought of the cruel reality of the weighing scale," Shizi managed to cheer up and replied, "But it's really delicious... This experience must be shared."

Then she quickly took out her mobile phone and sent a long voice to her afternoon tea friend to describe the perfect taste and appropriate sweetness of this cake, and then imagined the other party's crazy expression and showed a happy smile.

But I don't know if it's an illusion, the cat on the windowsill became more melancholy after hearing her description.

"That's why I said, there are many men who can make desserts, sister, why do you care so much about that ex-boyfriend," the girl who still has a little understanding of love and marriage happily enlightened her, "You see, delicious desserts are not everywhere. Is that right? Even though this is a limited edition, there is only one copy, but it won’t be too much trouble if you grab it every day.”

The girl who didn't know that she was setting the flag happily took another bite, and then felt the strong gaze of the beautiful cat next to her.

"It's been looking over here..." Shizi picked up a bit of cake, thought about it and divided half, "Do you want to have a bite?"

The cat's tail wagged, and her amorous blue eyes looked intently.

"Sister, cats are not allowed to eat these things," the girl hurriedly stopped her, "Cats will become overweight if they eat this kind of sweets, and in severe cases, they may even get diabetes—by the way, many cats are lactose intolerant. I'll have diarrhea."

"That's it, cutie," Shizi put the cake into his mouth without regret, "Did you hear that, you can't eat it."

A few meows came from the stairs, I don't know if it was Shizi's illusion, the sound was like a laugh, the melancholy white cat froze, jumped down from the window sill, and walked slowly towards the stairs.

"It's gone..." Shizi said regretfully, "Can't other cats come out?"

"Just wait," the girl ate the cake, "There are still a lot of cats, it depends on your luck..."

As soon as she finished speaking, a Camille short fell down the stairs. It rolled over, stood up and meowed upstairs in disbelief, and then several small heads appeared on the stairs, one of them It's just the orange tabby who served yesterday.

"We met that kitten yesterday, it's so cute!" the girl said immediately, "It seems to understand our words, and it will read magazines with us."

What!A wife came to the store yesterday, and she didn't call me!

It wasn't the two of them who came yesterday, and she said that she just broke up in love, so she is not a wife!

It was said that the Camille tabby who was kicked down the stairs——Bao Ding Mimi protested twice, while Luan meowed back unceremoniously, and the silver tabby five tigers on the side meowed weakly, letting Don't be angry with them.

"Are the kittens arguing?" Shizi asked with great interest, "Are you here, kitty? I'll share my strawberries with you."

This time her sister did not stop her, but enthusiastically contributed a clean tissue, hoping that her sister's cat luring operation would be successful.

——This is the life of my dreams. There is a gentle wife who invites me to lie on her lap and feeds me delicious food... No, I have to be more reserved. Mr. Jia Kang did the same. Reserved can always be popular!

Baoding quickly approached the table with an attitude that he thought was very reserved but anyone could see the essence, and then jumped on (what he thought) the wife's lap, ready to spend this dreamy time.

Shizi, who was just talking casually but didn't expect it to work, became excited all of a sudden.

"Cute, cute!" Shizi fed the strawberry slices to the kitten's mouth, watched it eat it, then licked his mouth, and hurriedly stroked its back in a strange way, trying to further draw the kitten into the relationship. distance.

However, Baoding felt uncomfortable after laying on the ground for a while. He sniffled and sneezed a little.

What a strong aroma... It doesn't smell good at all, and the way to touch the fur is not good. Even the only strawberry I ate was prepared by the owner, which is completely different from what I imagined.

Although I can't say what it was like in my imagination, but it shouldn't be like this anyway. Baoding looked up and looked around, and found that his tabby brothers were all watching his jokes on the stairs.

"Meow~meow~"

——I will tell the master when I get back, you prefer a wife, so I will give you to her as a companion.

"Meow! Meow meow meow!"

The kitten under her hand suddenly screamed angrily, which startled Shizi, she let go of her hand quickly, fearing that she would make it uncomfortable, but the cat stood on her lap, its hair all blown up and it didn't leave , just keep arguing with the cat upstairs.

Just when Shizi was at a loss, a slightly larger gray-blue tabby nimbly jumped to her side, stretched out its paw and patted the head of the kitten with fried fur, and with a low whine, the situation was successfully terminated. A meow meow dispute.

Then Shizi watched as the bigger cat dragged away the smaller one. The tabby cats on the stairs ran away after seeing this, fearing that they would also be dragged away by biting their ears. The orange cat slipped away. Especially fast.

"What are the business hours here?" Shizi asked his sister after watching the cats go away regretfully.

"I asked the boss yesterday, the deadline is seven o'clock in the evening," the girl recalled, "the opening time is not necessarily."

"uncertain?"

"Well, the boss said he wouldn't open the door until his cat woke up."

As we all know, cats are the most willful little animals.

Yao Yan returned to the God-inspector with the slumped Baoding, and described the situation just now with two meows.

"Thank you, Yaoyan," Jing Mo beckoned, motioning for him to come closer, "Want to come to my place to rest?"

"mum."

The blue tabby thought for a while, put away its paws and lay down on the knee of the judge, and circled around the feet of the judge a few times angrily, but didn't dare to go up, just meowed on the feet of the judge Meowing and moaning.

"Yao Yan just thinks that we shouldn't quarrel in front of guests." The judge smiled, stretched out his hand to scratch his chin, and put him on his other knee. "It's not that you are too intimate with them."

"Mimi..." Bao Ding groaned for a while, carefully observing the expression on the judge's face.

"I know, a wife is different from me," Jing Mo stroked his back, "Luan was just joking with you."

"Meow……"

I'm just very angry, it's too much to say that nonsense, even if I like a wife again, I wouldn't want to change the owner.

"I know." Jing Mo patted his head.

Sanriyue, who hadn't eaten dessert, walked slowly along the armrest of the sofa, made a soft cooing sound, brushed her tail lightly over the neck of the god judge, and then hung it on his shoulders in a gesture of embracing everything.

"I heard that you made a bet with them to get dessert from the guests..." the judge smiled, "It seems that you came to me because you lost."

The white cat shook its tail and meowed softly. Although it was still so thick-skinned, it made people feel much cuter with its current appearance.

Baoding below also chimed in a few times.

"Okay, I'll figure it out."

The judge smiled helplessly.

The author has something to say: Well... I caught up today!

I can't think of the species of Sanriyue at all...

What do the little angels think...