National Property [Infinite Terror]

"Captain, why did Emerton attack us?" Xue Nai wiped the sweat off his face, "Didn't he only attack those who participated in opening the tomb and possessed the Book of the Dead?"

The little monk, the leader of the Yinzhou team, frowned, looked at the 'black smoke' that could still be vaguely seen outside Cairo, "It should be a side plot."

"Then what should we do now? Imani and Muhammad went to distract Imerton, and Arrot went to the newcomer."

"Let them all come back. Since a side story has happened, they can't come as planned just now. Send someone to ask the Zhongzhou team. We can settle it peacefully." The little monk frowned. Their task was to help Imogen revive Ansuna, but now Imerton doesn't listen to their words and attacks directly. Why is this happening?

"Luoshui, look at me, I'm so big and thick, and I don't look good in women's clothes, right?" Zheng Zha nodded and bowed in front of Luoshui and spun around.

"Besides, women's clothing from hundreds of years ago is not easy to find, is it?" Zheng Zha decided that if Luo Shui is the kind of person who can't pull back nine cows when he is stubborn, he will also unlock the genetic lock and use eighteen The strength of a cow...

After hearing this, Luo Shui thought for a while, and then looked at Chu Xuan.

"It's not good to treat the colonel as a tailor or something." Zheng Zha immediately stood between Luoshui and Chu Xuan.

"Too talented and useless." Zheng Zha said without hesitation, following Luoshui's usual train of thought, "A national treasure like Chu Xuan should be offered as an offering, right? If I ask him to make clothes for me, I will be flattered." Stop beating!"

It's a pity that the so-called Luoshui's consistent thinking... even Chu Xuan failed to study it successfully, let alone Zheng Zha?

"Okay." Luo Shui readily agreed, and it went so smoothly that Zheng Zha couldn't believe it.

"Immorton told me just now that a boy should look like a boy, and he doesn't need to dress like Ansuna." Luo Shui shrugged. He has always been a very easy-going, kind-hearted person who is willing to accept other people's opinions. , why did Zheng Zha look at him like 'this is unscientific, there must be a trick'?

"Then Imerton said that if Zheng Zha was willing to have a parent-child hairstyle with him, he would be very happy~" Luo Shui walked towards Chu Xuan bouncingly while talking.

Because Mr. National Treasure has always been most interested in the "unscientific" things like the cultivation space, and the "Doraemon" should be equipped with a space bag or something. Chu Xuan thought there was a space bag that could hold all kinds of strange things—— Of course, hair cutting equipment is included.

Seeing the easy-going and kind-hearted Luo Shui bouncing up and down, Zheng Zha absolutely made his heart tremble with every step and every jump of Luo Shui.

Is it women's clothing?Or... bald?

"Zheng Zha, it's okay. In fact, you can persuade Imerton to change your hairstyle. You don't need to shave your head to accommodate him."

"Zhan Lan, if the wrinkles around your eyes appear when you don't smile, I will thank you for your comfort."

"Luoshui, you don't need to look for hairdressing equipment. A bald head is the easiest. My knife skills are very good." Zhao Yingkong flashed the knife and smiled faintly.

Zhang Jie took a deep puff of the cigarette, stepped forward, and patted Zheng Zha's arm, "Brother, your head can be broken, and your hairstyle can't be messed up! Wear women's clothes..."

"Yes, yes, you can take off women's clothing, but it takes a long time to grow back after shaving your hair." Li Shuaixi said that he has learned Naruto's "seduction technique" secretly without any pressure~

"Yanwei, I can do it for you, whether it's wearing women's clothing or shaving my head!" Zhang Heng seized every opportunity to try to get forgiveness.

"Honey, what kind of magic circle do you think is better to add to the gun?" Saito said that he needs to stay away from all civil wars that may affect Chiyu.

Ling Xiao, who was called 'dear' inexplicably, was stunned for 30 seconds, "Which ones can be added... dear?"

"Actually, many of them obviously wore women's clothing, even Guo Degang." Qin Zhuiyu probably still fell into the role of "Zhang Jie's wife" and did not come out, helping Zhang Jie to persuade Zheng Zha, "However, those who wear women's clothing It seems that only Guo Degang and Zhang Weijian have bald heads."

"Master Chu Xuan, do you think the Lord God can heal the change of hairstyle as an 'injury' together?" Xiao Honglu began to treat Chu Xuan as his master respectfully after being 'injured' by Luoshui, and 'you' and 'my lord' It's extremely smooth to use.

I originally planned to try to see what would happen when I didn't support Luoshui's 'meaningless' toss.Chu Xuan has already considered situations including: Luoshui acting like a baby to him, Luoshui bun face, Luoshui looking at him with tears and grievances, Luoshui being cute and so on.

But he didn't expect that the rest of the team would help Luo Shui.

Chu Xuan created a document for Luoshui in his mind, if there is a way to read it, he will see something like this.

Name: Luoshui

Identity: Alien captured by Qilin or secret weapon cultivated by Qilin

Features: The inertia of thinking cannot be captured.It is suspected that the charm value is extremely high, and the luck value is extremely high.

Chu Xuan, who was 'typing' in his mind, decided to agree to this meaningless plan after considering the opinion of making Zheng Zha bald as a member of the whole team.Following the example of 'find a step down' mentioned in a certain book I've read, Chu Xuan showed interest in exploring the question of 'whether the main god will restore his hairstyle' raised by Xiao Honglu just now.

It's a pity that Chu Xuan's original thinking of "not planning to support Luoshui" and his later thinking of "agreeing with the team members when we find a step" were not discovered by the members of the team.

After Chu Xuan stretched out a hand to help Luo Shui, who took out all kinds of strange things from the interspatial bag, to find the hairdressing equipment, Qi Qi sighed in his heart, "Chu Xuan really dotes on Luo Shui".

"Wait!" Zheng Zha yelled, struggling for the last time, "What does it mean that Imerton said he wants a parent-child hairstyle? When did he say that? You have to find a good reason to lie!"

"I never lie." Luo Shui replied seriously.

Zheng Zha twitched the corners of his mouth, "You can't lie to half a vampire..."

Luo Shui shrugged and raised his mobile phone, "What Imerton told me on the phone just now, if it weren't for his current body shape is not very stable, I would actually recommend him to use text messages."

"Imorton uses a mobile phone? How is that possible!"

"Darling, don't doubt the high AI of NPCs in holographic online games~ They learn things quickly~" Luo Shui shook his index finger.

For a moment, I felt my body tremble, and Zhang Jie couldn't help cursing secretly, "Holographic online game, your sister!" '

"Luoshui, is there a keyboard with a bigger keyboard? I only stabilized my thumb, and I kept hitting the wrong keys." A man floated from a distance with a puff of black smoke, "I saw those people in your MMS, arrest them!" To a."

"MMS?" Zheng Zha turned to look at Luoshui stiffly under Imerton's gaze.

"I told you just now, I showed Mr. Imerton the person who attacked you." Luo Shui spread his hands, people who don't listen carefully to others~

"It really is the wisdom of mortals." Xiao Honglu shook his head, "It is impossible for Zhan Lan to connect with Imerton's spirit, so how can I show him the looks of the Indian team? Of course I should draw them."

"In order to hurry up, Mr. Imerton rushed to the vicinity of Cairo first, and then we drew the MMS to him, isn't it normal?" Xiao Honglu walked towards the bearded Indian team brought by the 'Black Wind'.

"Oh, that's right, we made Mr. Chu Xuan a painter because of our overqualified talents." Xiao Honglu poked his eyes and turned into a bearded man with a golden star on his head, so dizzy that he couldn't get any more dizzy.

Imerton slowly restored himself to some human form, "Chu Xuan's painting skills are really good, and he can definitely be a court painter."

"Thank you." Chu Xuan pushed his glasses.

"Mr. Chu Xuan, please, can you draw a parent-child picture of Zha'er and me later?" Talented ones are worthy of respect, and the ability of a court painter is enough for Imerton to call him a gentleman.

Luo Shui stepped forward like a court painter's dedicated servant, "No problem, no problem, the ancestors left a portrait of Ansuna's little aunt, so it's no problem to draw a picture of the whole family for you~"

"Great!" Imerton clenched his fists vigorously.

"Before that, would you like to give your 'Zhaer' a haircut yourself, a parent-child hairstyle?" Luo Shui handed over the haircutting equipment with a smile.

Why hasn't he forgotten this stubble... Zheng Zha gritted his teeth, wait, what is Zha'er?

"Because you didn't have the chance to keep Zha's fetal hair, so we specially leave this opportunity for you to get a haircut." Luo Shui stepped back a few steps, grabbed Xiao Honglu with one hand and held Chu Xuan's arm with the other, and at the same time, his eyes drifted away. He walked around the field to hint to everyone in the Zhongzhou team, "Leave this enemy to us, you two can be alone for a while."

"Is this going too far for Zheng Zha?" Xiao Honglu turned his head every three steps.

Luo Shui rubbed the little panda's head, "This is the captain's responsibility."

The author has something to say:

to Zheng Zha,

Do you think you'll be fine if you compliment Chu Xuan...

to zero,

Why did you say 'kiss' too?What about your cool uncle image?

to Qin Zhuiyu,

Why are strange characters mixed in...Guo Degang or something

to Chuxuan,

Why do you consider the situation of 'Luoshui acting like a baby' and 'Luoshui acting cute'?...

toimerton,

High AI is good~

to Xiao Honglu,

Son, before you came, Zheng Zha felt 'my Zha'...he doesn't care about 'Zhaer' or anything~ feel at ease

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The colonel said: I obviously don't plan to help Luoshui this time...why no one understands me.

Life is really lonely like snow