What happened in the summer of 2020

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On the second day, instead of going to the Shaanxi noodle restaurant, a certain person and I walked far away and found a newly opened Chongqing small noodle restaurant.

One day I ordered noodles with pea sauce, and I ordered small noodles, which came up in a bowl of bright red.

One said: I thought you couldn't eat spicy food.

I said: I have quit for a long time.

He said: Afraid of acne?

I proudly say: I don't have acne.

He stretched out his bear's paw to touch it, but I hurried out of the way, there were quite a few people in the store.

I said: I was worried about the hairline for a while, so I quit spicy food. Didn’t you also say that my hair is thin?

He said: That's not derogatory, I don't think there is anything good about having thick hair.

I said sourly: Now it is popular to have amazing hair volume.

He said: Then simply like gorillas.

After eating half a bowl of small noodles, I was so hot that I drank a bottle of soda, and a certain person brought me another bottle.

He said: Your face is flushed with heat.

I also felt hot all over my body, and my scalp was hot. Maybe spicy food is really bad for my hair—it suddenly occurred to me that maybe I really lost my hair, and it recovered only after quitting spicy food.This may be as reasonable as the appearance of a child in a neighbor's house.So, have I ever heard a certain phone call with his wife?

I really want to ask him, but are we close enough to ask?

After dinner, take a walk in the landscape belt.

I said: Yesterday in the court, I met a former colleague, and this was the first time I met him after leaving the law firm.

One said: Have you not contacted me on WeChat?

I said: No, I don’t usually look at Moments. I didn’t handle it very well when I left the law firm.

A certain person asked me what I did at that time, and I thought about it carefully, maybe I had a disagreement with the leader and said a few harsh words.

He said: "It's hard to imagine you saying harsh words.

I said: Sometimes when I get there, I can't avoid it, so I have to say it.But the strange thing is, according to yesterday's colleagues, the leader doesn't seem to be angry with me.

A certain person patted me and said: Sometimes it is like this, when arguing, each other refuses to give in, but when the matter is settled, it may be seen later.

I said: I was still worried that my memory was wrong again. I also asked my colleague if he was married, but he was married as I remembered.

I feel that I seem to have brought the topic to the point I wanted to ask.If a certain person is a sensitive person, he should be aware of it.

But is a certain person sensitive?

Sensitive people often associate their problems with themselves, but this guy doesn't think he has a problem, but instead asks me in a doctor's tone: You care so much about marriage, do you subconsciously want to get married?

I? ? ?

I said: I don't want to get married.

He said: Really?Don't want to in the future?

I said: If there is an end to the world, please let the end of the world appear on the eve of my wedding.

He laughed and said: You are too much, what's wrong with getting married?

I also felt that I was overreacting, and I said: Recently, a friend of mine was thinking about getting married, and he always instilled in me the idea of ​​getting married, which made me a little irritable.

He said: Is the friend you mentioned really yourself?

I said: I am a netizen.

A certain person became interested, and asked me what kind of netizen I was, and said: Maybe I am a beautiful woman who hates marriage, and I want to marry you, an honest person.

I wanted to tell him that it is impossible to have beautiful women on small software, but I still slapped my face and pretended to be a straight man and said: maybe.

I said: do you want to get married?

He shook his head and said: If I wanted to, why would I still resist a blind date?

That’s true, but I said: You resist blind dates because you may be afraid of committing bigamy.

So, I was once again locked up by the strong man.

It took a lot of effort to break free from his bear's paw, and I broke out in a little sweat.

I said: Have you practiced grappling?It's too strong.

He said: I have learned Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for several months.

I said: what is that?

He said: It's close combat, more like wrestling.

I searched, and there is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class near the company, and there is a Brazilian hunk on the page.

A certain poked my mobile phone screen and said: I was in his class.

ah?Wrestling with a Brazilian hunk?Wouldn't this class be overcrowded?I said: When do you still go to class, I want to observe it.

He said: I haven't been there since the outbreak started, and my height is not suitable for practicing Jiu-Jitsu.If you want to learn, I can give you a few tricks. Don't Shi Nan consider adding some skills?

ah?I was a little moved.

When I went to work in the afternoon, I also had a picture of wrestling with a Brazilian hunk in my mind.

I also imagined that a certain person would give me one-on-one teaching, we were all wearing blue and white Taoist uniforms, just downstairs in the company's landscape and lawn, and then my colleagues would lie on the floor-to-ceiling windows to watch us wrestling—ah, what happened to me ?

I need to control myself!

I'm still thinking about it while I'm at work!

He has been in Buddhism for 28 years, why did he become so restless all of a sudden?

Could it be that a certain is a goblin who urges people to return to vulgarity?

I think in the past I was sealed by the first love complex.Get used to that kind of fantasy state that has no beginning and no end.

The two-point and one-line workplace life, the polite distance between colleagues, and the APP that fills up all the gaps in life will make this state horribly solidified.Fortunately for me, a sudden intrusion broke this routine and brought me some novel possibilities.

What's even more attractive is that he is right there, with white pectoral muscles, as if he is within easy reach.

How can I still be able to green the ancient Buddha?

But the new problem is that I don't know where my relationship with him is going.

Now I'm good friends with him?Or is it flirting?

I've only been in love secretly, and I don't know what it's like to fall in love in reality.How to be sure?

When I liked Cang Hai back then, my mind was relatively simple, and I just wanted to be best friends with him forever.My sweet dream for him is because of a certain quilt that appeared frequently this year.In the past, I didn't have any unreasonable thoughts about him.

But me and a certain, my thoughts towards him are not so pure.

To put it bluntly, I would fantasize about having some physical exchanges with him.

But is it because I'm old enough to be oily, or do I like him?

Me and him are two such different people.I didn't know him very well.I don't even know if he is gay or not.

However, do I know the sea?

I don't even know if Cang Hai is gay.

I didn't even dare to ask if the ring he was wearing was a wedding ring.

So my love is only based on fantasy?

Lying in bed at night, my mind is troubled by these messy thoughts.

There is always something in my heart that I can't hold back.

Coupled with the hotness of the body, there is a sudden urge to destroy something.

In the blink of an eye, I sent a WeChat message to Cang Hai.

I said: I have something on my mind and I don’t know who to tell, so I have to treat you like a tree hole. I seem to have someone I like.

Seeing the dialog box pop up, my mind instantly cleared up.

I'm fine, why would I do this?

This is like asking for trouble to send signals to alien civilizations!